Ask yourself why a red carpet is red. It could be any color.

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Anybody can lose one fight, anybody can lose once, you'll come back from this you'll be champion of the world.

Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

Here’s looking at you, kid.

Someone's footage is on the cutting room floor...

Rosebud...

Someone's footage is on the cutting room floor...

I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse.

Someone's footage is on the cutting room floor...

The motive behind criticism often determines its validity. Those who care criticize where necessary. Those who envy criticize the moment they think that they have found a weak spot.

You have been cut by production. But have no fear, your future at Denny's has begun!

You're a big cunt.
WINNER - 8-1

I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Runner-Up - 1-8

Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
3rd Place, Ninth Critic - 2-1

You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?
4th Place, Eighth Critic - 3-1

I'm right on top of that Rose.
5th Place, Seventh Critic - 4-1

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
6th Place, Sixth Critic - 6-4-2-1-1

Man has a choice and it's a choice that makes him a man.
6th Place, Fifth Critic - 6-4-2-1-1

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.
8th Place, Fourth Critic - 8-1-1-1

Quite frankly, I didn't even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullshit. I wanted to drop a bomb. But people didn't believe in this lead enough to drop a bomb. So they're using you guys as canaries. And, in theory, if bin Laden isn't there, you can sneak away and no one will be the wiser. But bin Laden is there. And you're going to kill him for me.
9th Place, Third Critic - 8-2-2-1-1-1-1

I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.
10th Place, Second Critic - 8-2-2-1-1-1-1-1

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.
11th Place, First Critic - 7-4-1

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.
12th Place - 7-5

This may sound like gibberish, but I think I'm in a tragedy.
13th Place - 4-1

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
13th Place - 2-1

Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
15th Place - 2-2

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
16th Place - 4-1

Traitors! I've been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning! What a monstrous betrayal of the German people, but all those traitors will pay. They'll pay with their own blood. They shall drown in their own blood!
17th Place - 5-1

Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
17th Place - 6-0

Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Old Vaults go here.

Plan everything here.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!