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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 1 2014, 09:51 PM (303 Views) | |
| Marge Gunderson | Feb 1 2014, 09:51 PM Post #1 |
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[align=center] Oookay. So the game is officially afoot. I never thought I'd find myself in one of these reality competition television shows, but Norm said to me he said, "Margie, you could do real good on one of them reality competition television shows", to which I asked "Oh yah?" and he assured me "Oh yah." So here I am. ![]() I got a good start last night with Citizen Kane, you can be sure. Gotta admit however, wasn't too familiar with all of these people and their origins. It was all sorts of interesting hearing about them and getting to know them, especially Large Amy and Caleb. I don't like calling Amy "fat", I think it just reinforces a negative body image she has got going for herself, yah? But oh boy, she's a larger than life character. Between the fat jokes, Australian jokes, and lesbianism I don't even know where to begin with this gal. She tried enticing me into a threesome (of the sexual nature) with her and Caleb, but I had to establish some boundaries right there and then. She may think me a prude, and I don't know how backwards Tasmania is, but Minnesota ain't that far back, lemme tell yah. I'm representing Brainerd here, and I won't be trashy. I feel like I've gotten to know enough about Amy that we're ready to compare notes. But you know, despite it being my job to observe people, I really don't have much to say. I mean this is a tribe of six, which only leaves me with five other folks to say hiya to. Don't get me wrong. With some recent experiences of being able to talk to way too many people, this is a much preferred and welcome change of pace! There is just not much to gossip about. The other one I chit chatted to quite a bit was Caleb, whose honestly such a sweet kid, I'm feeling some instinctive urge to take him under my wing like some mama bird. I think it's the hormones talking, but hearing his story of competing to help his dad's failed lettuce venture...it brought me to tears almost, it really did. So you can bet I'm keeping an eye out for the kid as of now. I'm at a stage to start talking working for one another! Hopefully by the end of tonight I'll have, ya know, an alliance. I think I might've been the only soul in the entire tribe whose been here at all so far today. Jeez, it's like a ghost town. I pull more folks outta snow banks on the side roads around Brainerd than I've seen around here. Amy seemed to think we were gonna be a very uncompetitive tribe, yah? I got the same feeling. Something tells me we may not be as strong as the other teams. But I'm aiming for the power of positive thinking here. Activity doesn't mean a thing if you can't back it up in the rink, doncha know. And if we don't have that either then, god darn it, we'll just do our best. I guess I should mention the other three on Citizen Kane. Outta the three of them, Sue I got to a little before I had to tuck in for the night. Caleb has mentioned he's got quite the good impression of her! You don't say? He also mentioned not knowing enough about Amy yet. I think I'll get along with Sue just fine myself, and I'll keep all my options on the table with her right now. Adolf...well, I tried to arrest him, cuz he kept on threatening to throw the Jews down the well which I'm sure has been illegal in Minnesota since like...the 60s. So I told him he best not keep that up or there would be trouble, and he started questioning my proficiency at weapon handling. I've dealt with drunk bozos before, and that's all Mr. Hitler is. Maybe he's on some narcotic too, I don't know, but I can handle him. If it keeps up the way it is, we aren't gonna be getting anywhere worthwhile, I'll tell you that. And I keep on forgetting Harold Crick! I hope he shows up and proves an asset, we could use him. It might be easier if he just no-showed, but I don't see any sportsmanlike conduct in hoping for that. Though I dunno...do we really need another Will Farrel? Judging by the one thread the other one made on the Red Carpet, I think I've already had my fill for the entire game. That's it. Wish me luck! ![]() [/align] |
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| Helen Harris III | Feb 1 2014, 10:29 PM Post #2 |
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Oh, you live in Minnesota? I'm sorry. Anyways this was a good read. I'll take whatever happy pills your on. Do you feel closer to Cal or Amy? It was hard to decipher.
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 1 2014, 10:36 PM Post #3 |
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Yeah, yeah, I've heard every joke in the book. I actually don't know the answer to that question. I just met these folks. I'm fairly certain one of Amy or Caleb is going to be my confidant, but lord knows I can't tell you who stands above the other right now. |
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| Blake | Feb 1 2014, 10:37 PM Post #4 |
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You don't know the answer to whether or not you live in Minnesota? |
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| Helen Harris III | Feb 1 2014, 10:38 PM Post #5 |
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All those upper midwest states blend together. |
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 2 2014, 10:05 PM Post #6 |
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Okay, so. Last night I sorta made an alliance type dealy with Cal, Amy, and Sue. Harold is my idea for a first boot (sorry!) and Hitler can go next. |
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 3 2014, 03:58 AM Post #7 |
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Hmm, now Sue has talked to Harold and "feels bad" for him. I mean, maybe she should just pull up her big girl pants and get over it...but if she makes some concerted push to take out Adolf then sure, I'm fine fer that. They are going back to back here in my mind! Got no word from either Cal or Amy on whether they like Harold or not, so we'll see tomorrow if Harold is gonna pull through. Just hope Sue isn't getting any crazy ideas in her head. |
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| Helen Harris III | Feb 3 2014, 04:21 AM Post #8 |
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Are you concerned about her stability as an ally? |
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 3 2014, 04:23 AM Post #9 |
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She told me she usually needs someone smart to keep her in check, and she feels like she is being emotional. That might bode ill for the future, but someone who is emotional can also be super loyal and trustworthy, even if they don't always think clearly. This is really such a minor issue and I don't care which of the two go first. The most important thing she said is that she wanted me to be her rock on this tribe. Bless her, she's really dolling me up. By the time it comes to take one of these other three out I'm gonna feel super bad.
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| Zack Mazursky | Feb 3 2014, 05:58 AM Post #10 |
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I'm starting to get really uncomfortable with you pointing a gun in my face. |
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| Truman Burbank | Feb 3 2014, 07:26 AM Post #11 |
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So is Sue Ellen your best ally here? And you mention that Adolf or Harold will be the first boot...do you know which one it will be? Or is it someone else? Who do you think will win the Best Actor/Actress Oscar for the first round? Who do you want to win it? You? Who do you think you will vote for? Do you think you can win it? |
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 3 2014, 06:08 PM Post #12 |
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I'm still not super clear on who is my best ally. I mean I can along super well with all three of these people, and we're an official alliance. It's just I don't have this spark going off with any of them where I feel attached to them. I think there is potential to go the distance with all three of them in some capacity if I just work on it. I'm gonna focus on making a strong bond with one of these fellas, I don't wanna be left the odd one out when it's just us four. No one here has campaigned for the Academy Award, but it's agreed we're gonna be voting among our alliance. Cal just mentioned the idea of who we should vote vote, because we discussed rotating it on a fair basis and giving everyone a shot at it. I wouldn't mind having a go, but something tells me that a single visit won't crack the Diamond. So I really wouldn't wanna go first. Plus, it could just be something that hangs over your head like a cloud in this game. If I wanted to I know I could win it, but I'm not trying to win it. |
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| Marge Gunderson | Feb 3 2014, 07:34 PM Post #13 |
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I'm really hoping these teams aren't gonna be around for a long time. I'm kind of bored with these guys, and I'm from Minnesota. |
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| Blake | Feb 3 2014, 07:49 PM Post #14 |
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I hope you're stuck on yellow forever. |
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| Truman Burbank | Feb 3 2014, 09:44 PM Post #15 |
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Is it the people you are bored with, or the situation? Seems like you have a couple boots laid out and ready to go but what IF you're on this tribe for a long time? Do you have a long term plan in case that occurs? |
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I'll take whatever happy pills your on. Do you feel closer to Cal or Amy? It was hard to decipher.


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Bless her, she's really dolling me up. By the time it comes to take one of these other three out I'm gonna feel super bad.

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