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Math Reveals Life's Secrets
Topic Started: Feb 2 2006, 09:07 AM (246 Views)
Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!



(I didn't write this, it's a copy/paste job. Still funny though. :grin: )
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Nubochanozep
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Lol, brilliant. I'll remember that.
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L69
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What about school

S-C-H-O-O-L
19+3+8+15+15+12= 72%

Crap that should not be right 72% of life is school

How about Work

W-O-R-K
23+15+18+11= 67%

Aww Bullshit its more than 50%. That is not good.
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L69
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Going back to this I admit i probably ruined the joke but I done a bit of this myself. 118% was asskissing.

What makes more than asskissing in our life is the late Eddie Gurrero he make 134% of our life.
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