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Topic Started: Feb 11 2006, 01:17 AM (74,430 Views)
Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
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A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

[size=4]"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!" [/size]

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what' s wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

[size=4] "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!" [/size]

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

[size=4]"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!" [/size]

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!


:snicker:
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SRP76
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The Man. Any Questions?
I would have just felt her up like she asked, and still refused to give her a refund.
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_DL_
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BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
I'd be out of a quick and be registered as a sex offender.
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L69
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WWEWhoseLine48
Nov 16 2006, 11:23 PM
What kind of work is that? Projects? Regular work?

Coursework for business. I hope it is OK.

That was also rich Cy.
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SRP76
Nov 17 2006, 03:13 AM
I would have just felt her up like she asked, and still refused to give her a refund.

NICE! :lol:
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WWEFootos48
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Hell yeah! In two days, Johnson will be crowned the NEXTEL Cup Champion! :boogie:
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TheObserver

I've been watching it off an on and saw he was doing real good.

Go Johnson.

I'ma chill for a bit but I have to roll out soon.
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Cybrus
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Yeah, I'd rather pull for that other guy in the car, you know, with the number. You know the one I'm talking about. The car has ads for his sponsor painted on it. The car, with the number! Oh, you know who I mean.
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Cybrus
Nov 17 2006, 03:45 PM
Yeah, I'd rather pull for that other guy in the car, you know, with the number. You know the one I'm talking about. The car has ads for his sponsor painted on it. The car, with the number! Oh, you know who I mean.

Ah, yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. You know, last week, he actually got into the car with a new Helmet? It looks awesome with its paint job.
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Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
See, I knew it! I knew you'd be the one to know who I was talking about! :jump:
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L69
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Whosey is a glory hunter. Haha. Not.
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Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
I'm an attention seeking whore. Look at me! Look at me! Everybody look at me!
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Luke J.W. Fittes
Nov 17 2006, 04:22 PM
Whosey is a glory hunter. Haha. Not.

A what? I've heard of Bounty Hunter, but never Glory Hunter. Is that a new Reality show in the U.K or something? :???:
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Cybrus
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A glory hunter is a guy hunting for glory holes. Duh. :grin:
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
edit
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Cybrus
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Isn't that what I said? :scratch:
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
You said "edit"?
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Cybrus
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I told you I'm an attention seeking whore. Who demands more attention than some weirdo walking around saying "edit" for no apparent reason? Me, that's who!
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
You really need to get the sand out of your vagina.
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WWEWhoseLine48
Nov 17 2006, 10:27 PM
Luke J.W. Fittes
Nov 17 2006, 04:22 PM
Whosey is a glory hunter. Haha. Not.

A what? I've heard of Bounty Hunter, but never Glory Hunter. Is that a new Reality show in the U.K or something? :???:

A glory hunter is where someone follows the winning person or team if they have never done so in the past.
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Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
If I had a vagina I'd never leave my room and/or shower!
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.
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Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
Bill Clinton was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
shit I'm stuck...what rhymes with clitoris?
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Terrible Fry
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There was a man from Madras
His balls where made from brass
In stormy weather
They clang together
And sparks came out of his ass
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her Curds and wey
when along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said "What's in the bowl bitch?"
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The muslum religion is stupid. When they die they get 72 virgins. :rolleyes:
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Nov 17 2006, 04:23 PM
The muslum religion is stupid. When they die they get 72 virgins. :rolleyes:

Wouldn't you rather have some chick that knew what the hell she was doing?
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Purplemarauder
Nov 17 2006, 05:24 PM
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Nov 17 2006, 04:23 PM
The muslum religion is stupid. When they die they get 72 virgins. :rolleyes:

Wouldn't you rather have some chick that knew what the hell she was doing?

YEAH! 3000 Whores when ya die. :grin:
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Cybrus
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All religion is stupid, says Cybrus
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