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| Things to do when stuck at Wal-Mart | |
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| Topic Started: May 16 2006, 07:42 PM (75 Views) | |
| Purple Marauder | May 16 2006, 07:42 PM Post #1 |
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If you have ever had to go to Wal Mart with a woman, you know it can take for ever to get them out. Here are some things to do while you are stuck there to keep you occupied. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk ask s if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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| L69 | May 17 2006, 01:52 PM Post #2 |
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I live in england but we have an ASDA which is part of the wall mart family. This should be fun. |
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| Sarkar | May 17 2006, 02:06 PM Post #3 |
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I'm Done
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If I were stuck in a Wal Mart, I'll just tape small things to cereal boxes so they look like they come with the cereal |
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