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Folder or Scruncher?
Folder 3 (75%)
Scruncher 1 (25%)
Let the pants do the work later on 0 (0%)
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TOILET HABIT DISCUSSION THREAD!
Topic Started: Feb 6 2007, 02:21 PM (376 Views)
Nubochanozep
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In my attempt to bring activity back to this otherwise dead area of the forum, I offer you this thread. Enjoy!
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Terrible Fry
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Personally I'm a folder. Scrunching can lead to messy hands. Eww! At least folding brings some dignity to the ass wiping experience.

Edit: I love how you put all caps in the thread title.
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Cybrus
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I would be surprised if anyone admitted to scrunching. I think most kids scrunch as they are just learning how to wipe themselves, but once you reach a certain point scrunching just isn't an option. It's fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, discard. Or, at least, that's the way I do it.
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BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
I do both. Yeah so what? Wanna fight about it?
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Cybrus
Feb 7 2007, 08:47 AM
I would be surprised if anyone admitted to scrunching. I think most kids scrunch as they are just learning how to wipe themselves, but once you reach a certain point scrunching just isn't an option. It's fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, discard. Or, at least, that's the way I do it.

Guess I'm just an uncivilised human then, who didn't make his way foward from the infant stage.
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I don't debate. I'm always right.
I'm a wrapper. I wrap it around my hand...pull it off my hand, then wipe. Repeat...repeat...repeat.
I can't believe I am bored enough to reply to an ass wiping thread.
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Cybrus
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You scrunch? What if you have to go back for a second wipe? Unless I scrunch wrong (I'm not a scruncher so I probably do), then I only get one wipe out of it.
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Nubochanozep
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So you grab a bit more toilet paper.
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Cybrus
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That's wasteful. It's much more efficient to fold the paper over, thus giving you a fresh side of the same paper you already used.
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Kame

I'm about to watch American Idol, but I need to role-play for SWF first.
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Kametsou
Feb 6 2007, 08:01 PM
I'm about to watch American Idol, but I need to role-play for SWF first.

Are you saying you wipe yourself with American Idol? :lol:
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what the hell is a scruncher.
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Cybrus
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TapOutAngleLock
Feb 6 2007, 08:07 PM
what the hell is a scruncher.

Instead of wrapping the toilet paper around your hand, you pull a bunch off and scrunch it into a round wad of paper.
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you guys only wipe once at a time. I wipe like ten times.
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Nubochanozep
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Turn the sheet over? Wtf? Do you sit there with smelly poo on your hands, trying to fold over pieces of paper to get a clean sheet off the stuff you've already folded? How much damn paper do you get off the roll?
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I take some fold wipe throw in toilet, fold wipe toilet and so on
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Cybrus
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Nebuchanezzar
Feb 6 2007, 08:16 PM
Turn the sheet over? Wtf? Do you sit there with smelly poo on your hands, trying to fold over pieces of paper to get a clean sheet off the stuff you've already folded? How much damn paper do you get off the roll?

I never get poo on my hand. I take the roll and wrap it over my hand two or three times. I wipe. I have the paper flat in my hand. I move my hand in a closing motion, which folds the paper in half, thus giving me a a fresh surface to wipe again. It's a very easy maneuver.
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Are you serious. We're discussing how we wipe our asses. That's gotta be breakin' some kind of TOS rules.
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Cybrus
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Nope. You can discuss anything in a clinical fashion. :wink:
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Cybrus
Feb 7 2007, 12:27 PM
Nebuchanezzar
Feb 6 2007, 08:16 PM
Turn the sheet over? Wtf? Do you sit there with smelly poo on your hands, trying to fold over pieces of paper to get a clean sheet off the stuff you've already folded? How much damn paper do you get off the roll?

I never get poo on my hand. I take the roll and wrap it over my hand two or three times. I wipe. I have the paper flat in my hand. I move my hand in a closing motion, which folds the paper in half, thus giving me a a fresh surface to wipe again. It's a very easy maneuver.

Sounds like a bit of a hassle to me. When I go to the loo, I don't go there to get stressed out or to pedantically fold paper, damnit man, I go there to excrete used up food.

'Worse' things have been talked about in the unbounded conversation as well.
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Cybrus
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It's not a hassle. There's no thinking involved. It comes natural. Your way sounds strange and wasteful to me. My way, apparently, sounds anal retentive to you. Whatever.
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Only time I don't fold is if the paper beaks on the first wipe.
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Cybrus
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Have you ever pooed, wiped, and saw nothing on the paper? That ghost shit freaks me out every time.
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Cybrus
Feb 6 2007, 08:39 PM
Have you ever pooed, wiped, and saw nothing on the paper? That ghost shit freaks me out every time.

You kidding? That's the best wipe, that way you save paper and time!
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the ghost has never happen to me.

the worst is when your poop is green, thats the worse.
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Cybrus
Feb 7 2007, 12:35 PM
It's not a hassle. There's no thinking involved. It comes natural. Your way sounds strange and wasteful to me. My way, apparently, sounds anal retentive to you. Whatever.

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That's the way I imagine it'd be anyway.
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Cybrus
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:confused: You visualized what I'd look like on the toilet? Then you actually put that visualization down on paper? As a rule of thumb, I don't like it when guys think of me in any situation without pants. You sick freak!
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You can take that paper, fold it up real good, et cetera.
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Feb 6 2007, 02:25 PM
Personally I'm a folder. Scrunching can lead to messy hands. Eww! At least folding brings some dignity to the ass wiping experience.

Edit: I love how you put all caps in the thread title.

No recycling...?

I fold and wipe, and save them on the window sill, once I've washed up I take the toilet paper outside and hang it up on the line, once they're giving some tender love and care by mother earth I take them back in fold them ontop of each other and repeat the process... Saves me hundreds
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^Post of the year
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