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Cena doesn't belong there!
Topic Started: Mar 2 2007, 09:23 AM (55 Views)
Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
WWE pushes Cena to the moon. You know that already. He's on Raw. He shows up on Smackdown! He's been on ECW. He headlines more PPVs than anyone else in the company, currently, and even headlines PPVs for other brands. WWE throws his merchandise everywhere. They tried to make him an actual rapper when they released his CD. Cena is getting the type of push that few in the wrestling world get.

Even with WWE's mega push, I always lived with the sanctity of mind of knowing that once I turned WWE TV off, then I wouldn't have to worry about seeing him. Lets face it, as hard as WWE pushes Cena, he is not over with the casual fans. Outside of WWE programming, I do not see Cena's face or merchandise. Then came along the Subway commercial. At first, I only saw it during Raw, but now I see it while just casually watching TV. Not the best thing, but this type of exposure is nowhere near the exposure Austin, Rock, Foley, Piper, Hogan, Macho Man, or any of the other truly over wrestlers got. One commercial every so often, is not a bad thing.

But WWE has gone and crossed the line. They've pushed Cena into an area where he simply doesn't belong. In yet another futile attempt to get Cena over with the casual fans, WWE has resorted to subliminal advertising. They must have been watching an episode of Futurama and thought it'd be a good idea. You know the episode of Futurama I'm speaking of: the one where Fry dreams about underpants and everyone else said that dream advertising is a common thing. WWE stole that idea, because I had a dream about Cena. Ah, crap. Did I just admit that out loud?

The dream was a very odd dream. First, it started out with me being a cop. I must have been thinking about a recent CSI episode, because, as a cop, I had to arrest cheerleaders. So, in my dream, myself and pretty much every other squad card officer surrounded the cheerleaders as they were doing a pyramid. We arrested them. I put a few in the backseat of my squad car, and got in. Only, when I got in, I was no longer a cop and there was no longer any cheerleaders in the car with me. When I got in the car, I was driving, just driving. As the dream progressed, I pulled the car over and got out, only when I got out I didn't get out of the driver side. Instead, I got out of the passenger's side of the car. My dad got out of the driver's side. We walked into the bank together. There were very few people in the bank so only one line was open. John Cena was at the front of the line. Although, there was not many people in the bank, the ones that was there didn't know who the hell Cena was, so they treated him like just another person. Then a girl walked in, screamed, and jumped into Cena's arms. Cena hugged her, was polite to her, then sent her to the back of the line. As Cena was leaving the bank, I walked up to him and said "hey champ" and tried to slap his hand, only I missed and did one of those dorky "tried to slap your hands but missed" things. Cena then tried to teach me some cool handshakes, but I just looked at him like he was a fool. I then said that I'd ask for his autograph, but I didn't have anything to write on, so grabbed my arm and tried to sign it. I told him "fuck no", then woke up. Very odd. WWE needs to stop with the dream advertising, damn it!

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