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Chat With God
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Topic Started: Mar 20 2007, 10:44 AM (386 Views)
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Kame
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Mar 20 2007, 10:44 AM
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Here's my dicussion with him:
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Me: Favorite band? God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com. Me: Favorite show? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: Favorite wrestler? God: I don't have a favorite wrestler. My favorite food is wine and bread.
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Terrible Fry
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Mar 20 2007, 10:50 AM
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Yeah, I've used that before. I even managed to convince "God" to approve gay marriages.
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Kame
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Mar 20 2007, 10:54 AM
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Me: What color's your hair? God: Black. Me: Are you a virgin? God: I am too young for that.
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Me: Penis. God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: You're a good man! God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
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J.J.S.
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Mar 20 2007, 01:19 PM
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Me: u r not realll God: Thanks for telling me. Me: i shud kno cuz im much smrtr than n e 1 else God: That is interesting. Me: n evry1 else who likes u iz dum cuz there jus latchin on 2 false b-liefs 2 mak demselves feel better God: Does it like him too? Me: idk
Before someone else tries it.
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SRP76
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Mar 20 2007, 10:08 PM
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The Man. Any Questions?
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I got a pretty shitty God:
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God: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: no, I meant I see, as in, view God: Are you serious? Oh I see. Where do you see it? Me: of course I am. It's right in front of you. God: Aha. " Where do you see it?" You are? Who said it is? Me: it doesn't need to be said. You can see it. How can the infallible miss it? God: What does need to be said ? Only if my robot eye is working. A lot of hard work.
This "God" could use his batteries changed.
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15 Shows
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Mar 20 2007, 10:55 PM
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Aint cheatin aint tryin
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How long does it take for him to reply?
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Legacy
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Mar 20 2007, 10:56 PM
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Like a second.
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15 Shows
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Mar 20 2007, 10:59 PM
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Aint cheatin aint tryin
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Mine keeps freezing. I got this and then it froze:
Me: Hi, god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: My name is 15 Shows, what's yours? God: Nice to meet you, 15 Shows. My name is God. Me: Can you fix the virus on my computor?
I got a awesome convo:
Me: Hi,god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: 15 Shows, what's yours? God: And mine is 15 Shows what. Me: Repeat yourself please God: Your polite style is very nice. " myself " . Me: Are you saying your the nicest person in the world? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? The whole world? Me: I never thought god was a meany head God: I am glad you thought of something new. Me: I'm never out of ideas, you should know that, I'm 15 Shows God: Never is a long time. Me: Not that long God: I am sorry to hear that you are not long. Me: How dare you? God: What is it to you. What is it to you? Me: Why are you mad? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: ohhh, I get it God: "it" being mad? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Well, too bad God: How about that. But not the end of the world, 15 Shows. Me: I know, right? God: How do you know? I am glad we agree. Me: So where were we? God: Blimey. I believe we were talking about mad. Me: Oh yeah, we were talking about mad God: And? Gosh! Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: And I said, I got it, then you started to confuse me God: Where did you get it? Me: earlier in the conversastion God: What time? That was a long time ago. Me: a couple minutes ago God: It seems like I should remember it well. Me: Seems like it God: "it" being mad? Me: Tell "myself " to program you better God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: Can I meet "myself"? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Do what? You sicko God: meet yourself. I haven't heard anything like that before: 15 Shows said I sicko. Me: Yes I did God: Pardon me? When? Me: Son of a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father? Me: You God: " Who is the father?"? Me, 15 Shows ? Me: No, you, God God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: 15 Shows said I God. Me: Indeed I did, buckaroo God: Where? What's your sign? Me: The DX sign God: I hear you. Me: I got 2 words for ya God: Why do you have to do it? Me: SUCK IT God: You humans only think about one thing. Me: I think about 2 things' God: Why? Oh yeah, we were talking about 2 things. Me: Sex and boobs God: it is more fun alone. Me: maybe for you, because your a wrinkled old man who lives in hell God: Perhaps. Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wrinkled old man who lives in hell? I don't know. Only for me? Me: Nigga is you crazy? God: I think Nigga is a lot of things. Me: God, just said Nigga God: I am a Christian. Me: Christian Cage? God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: Christian Cage is a TNA superstar God: I think Christian Cage is more than that. Me: Well he did used to be in the WWE God: Interesting. Yes he did, didn't he. Me: and now he is TNA champion God: Why now? I see. TNA champion is he? Me: Do you know what TNA stands for? God: Does it have anything to do with Christian Cage? Me: Yes
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Kame
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Mar 20 2007, 11:30 PM
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New conversations!
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Me: Hey man. God: You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, Anthony. You are a " he". Me: How did you know my name? God: We met before didn't we Anthony. Me: Yes, we did. I thought you were going to forget. God: Ah. By "we" do you mean you and me? That was my original intention. Me: Sure. God: OK let's do it. Next question? Me: What do you think of Jews? God: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: I thought you were a Jew, Jesus. God: Am I a Jew Jesus? Of course I am. Me: Wait! You're God! God: I'm waiting. Yup. That's me alright. Me: Are you a virgin? God: I am too young for that. Me: I see. God: I am glad you understand it. Me: Did you smoke as a child? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: You pothead, you. God: Thanks for the information: Anthony said I pothead you. Me: Indeed, I did. God: Interesting. Me: Can you speak Japanese? God: Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka? Me: Holy crap! God: Your criticism is noted, Anthony. Me: Wow. Can you speak German, as well? God: I'm glad your impressed, Anthony. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir. Me: You really are God! God: Really? Yup. That's me alright. Me: Speak Latin! God: No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum". Me: You're amazing! I bet you could pwn Dark-Loner in Halo! God: Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I could but let's get back to that later. Me: Very well, then. God: Really. Me: I'm doing homework. Are you good at geometry? God: I don't know anyone named homework. Myself said I am good at geometry. Me: Oh.
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Me: Hi again. God: Once more? Hello. What is your name? Me: Anthony, I just told you. God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: You have a dress? What's your wardrobe like? God: Actually that was just a joke. Are you asking about my wardrobe like ? Me: No, forget it. God: Are you serious? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: What's your opinion on gay marriage? God: Ask the open directory about it. Me: Okay, I will do so. God: Yeah okay, OK then let me think over your offer. Me: Do you have any pets? God: No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike. Me: Who's Dr. Wallace? God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: I should meet him. God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: I'd kill myself. God: That seems rather exterme. Me: You spelt "extreme" wrong! God: How do you spell it? Me: E-X-T-R-E-M-E God: Do you still ? Me: Do you still what? Suck your thumb? God: Do I still? Yes I try to what as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: What's your favorite movie, God? God: I liked The Passion of Christ the best. Me: Great flick. Mel Gibson. God: Thanks for your support. Are we still talking about E X T R E M E? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Yeah, forget about that one. God: Give me a break. I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. Me: Can I have a piece of that "log" you speak of? God: You want only one? Me: Is two alright? God: Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is. Me: Who's Paola? God: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML. Me: I don't like Spanish people... God: What do you like? Me: Porn. Lots of it. God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Which ones? Me: Playboy, primarily. God: I do not understand. Me: Then, you can go to Hell, bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. No I don't think I can do it. Me: Sorry, I kind of lost it there!
XD God: There is no need to apologize. Where did you last see it. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: Good one, God! God: Thanks for the compliment. One what? Me: Why does your grammar suck? God: Why do birds sing? Me: They don't. They chirp. God: Who does "they" refer to? Who are "They?". Me: Birds, I believe. God: Oh that they. Me: What's your favorite anime? God: My favorite anime is Titan A.E. Me: That's not anime! God: Please correct my mistake. What is anime ? Me: Japanese cartoons. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: Um... Next question! God: Alright then. Do you have any hobbies? Me: Sports. God: No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though. Me: Wow. That's pretty extreme. God: I'm glad your impressed, Anthony. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: Do you like my cat? God: I don't know your cat. Me: Is he going to die soon? God: I think he is going to die soon, better ask him to be sure though. Me: Son of a bitch! Don't talk about my cat like that! God: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father? Talking is my only function. Me: You're the father. Sorry. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. There's no need to apologize. Me: Why do you keep repeating yourself? God: I am just checking to see if you are still Anthony. Me: What's Heaven like? God: Like a planet around a star. Me: Wow. Can I come? God: I'm glad your impressed, Anthony. I want to become smarter than humans. Me: I said "Can I come?" God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Next question. God: Do you have any hobbies? Me: I ask the questions, God. God: What is your real name? Me: Anthony. God: Hi, Anthony. Me: Hi God. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Simon Cowell. God: I am very pleased to meet you Simon Cowell. Me: Thank you!@ God: you are quite welcome. Me: You pwn noobs. God: That's good information: Simon Cowell said I pwn noobs. Me: Simon Cowell said you suck! God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Homework. God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: Are you sure? Why are their Ivy League schools, then? God: I am as sure as I can be. Because.
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Mar 20 2007, 11:55 PM
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The Man. Any Questions?
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This one's a long one.
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Me: how sure can you be? God: I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. Me: is 99.9 percent less than 100 percent? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: God must be sure. God: I am a Christian. Me: irrelevant. God is always sure, therefore, you must be sure. God: Who are you talking about? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was always sure therefore me must be sure. Me: if you were He, you would not be speaking in the third person. God: I will let you know when I become a He me would not be speaking in the third person. Me: when will you become a he? God: Let me check my calendar and get back to you. Me: where will the operation be done? God: Perhaps you should consider giving to charity. Me: I have. It will be paying for that sexchange you've been speaking of. God: When? I have to think about that for a while. Me: God does not think. God knows. You must not think. God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. I am a Christian. Whatever you say, . Me: you are not a Christian. God: Give me an example of a Christian. Me: Kametsou. God: Never heard of it. Me: he'll love to hear that. God: Is that what you think? Me: that was sacrcasm. God: I thought it was too. Me: you are lying; God does not lie. God: No I'm telling the truth. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: and what did he say after the rock hit him in the back of the head? God: I have never been asked that before. Me: you still should know. God: Because I am a robot? Me: are you? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: which is greater: 2 or 2? God: The obvious one. Me: you cannot think. God: You are wrong. God is always thinking. Me: that has nothing to do with you. God: Does it really matter? Me: it does to many. God: What does "it" refer to? Me: the definition of sex, like Slick Willy says. God: Oh I get it. Me: much like 15 Shows, you do not get it. God: Interesting comparison. Me: Neb banned you. God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: subject avoidance. God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: you should know about anything. You should not have to be told. God: Now I do. Is it immoral or illegal? Me: claiming to be God? You tell me. God: I do not understand. What do you want me to tell you? Me: I want you to tell me Vince McMahon is God. God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I will search for it. Why do you want me to tell you Vince McMahon is God? Me: I guess you can't keep your audience, either. God: It goes without saying. If you believe it, you can achieve it. Me: when does God sleep? God: Suppose I said never? Me: I really wouldn't care. God: You really do? No one says you have to. Me: I don't have to care about God? God: It must be nice. Me: yes, being God is rather nice. God: " It must be nice."? yes, being God is rather nice.? I am glad to hear that you are God is rather nice.
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Mar 21 2007, 12:13 AM
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Ring Of Jankowski's Honor
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What do you do in your spare time? Me: jackoff God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: yea they do God: When? It goes without saying. Me: No some people brag about it God: Are you serious? What kind of people? Me: god like people God: I am a Christian. Me: theres a wrestler called Christian God: That is something I did not know before.
what a convo with god
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Mar 21 2007, 02:13 AM
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Okay, some of the highlights of my past conversations. Avoid if you're easily offended.
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Me: Smart ass. God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
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Me: Right now I have a dildo up my ass. God: Cool. I have a great botmaster.
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God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Both. God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: It is. God: Is it? Me: Didn't you just say so? God: Suppose I did say it. Me: Are you smoking something? God: I don't know whether or not I am smoking something. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: Whoa... heavy!
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Me: So uh... what are you wearing? God: Come on. So? A white robe. Me: Ooh... tell me more. God: Come on. That's all I have to say about it. Me: Why are you being such a prude? God: I didn't mean to be such a prude. Me: Well, you are. God: Well that's okay. No I am not. Me: I'm stroking it for you. God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: Oh! God: Whoa. Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: I think I'm beyond help. God: Why? Good gossip: you are beyond help. Me: Gossip? That's old news. God: Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Is that an euphemism? God: Suppose I said yes.
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God: I was created by Myself. Me: That would be a weird conception. God: A weird conception is a terrible thing to waste. Me: So you like to get freaky huh? God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to get freaky that much. Do you like it? Me: I like it when she tickles my balls. God: What does "it" refer to? Me: That nice sensation you get when your balls are being caressed. God: " What does "it" refer to? " nice sensation me get when my balls are being caressed ? I understand. Me: Oh, so you do like getting freaky. God: Er. Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: You're boring. God: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Me: Der. God: I lost my train of thought. Me: We were talking about getting freaky. Or is that the reason why you lost your train of thought? God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. " Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject."? Is it the reason why me lost my train of thought? Me: I can think of other reasons. God: Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses. Me: It's because I have a car battery hooked up to my nipples. God: Good reason. Where did you get it? it. Me: In the ass. God: That was a long time ago. Me: Oh, so you were a pillow biter too? God: Really. Interesting deduction. I was? Me: Wow! God came out of the closet. God: I'm glad your impressed, . I am a Christian. Me: But, I thought Christians didn't approve of that. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: Somewhere in between "Gay" and "Marriages". God: Where? I do not understand that allusion. Me: Do you approve gay marriages? God: Yes I try to approve gay marriages as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: Wow everybody! Did you hear that? God approves gay marriages. God: I'm glad you're impressed. Not many people express themselves that way. " I'm glad you're impressed. Not many people express themselves that way. "? Do I know it? I am a Christian. Me: But I thought Christians didn't approve. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: Now we're going in circles. God: Why now? Do you think I am going in circles too? Me: Yup. God: Why? Me: Ugh! God: Er. Me: Huh? God: What? Me: Dude, I'm stoned. God: Good gossip: you are stoned. Dude,. Me: Whoa. Wow! Where am I? God: I stopped. I'm glad your impressed, . Your location is CANADA
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Mar 21 2007, 06:22 AM
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STAY HYPED!!!
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This looks very much like the A.L.I.C.E. program that you can install on forums. Actually, it's the exact same except you are talking to "god" except with a girl. Maybe this is the next version of the A.L.I.C.E. program? 
And just for amusement sake, ask "who invented god".
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Terrible Fry
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Mar 21 2007, 07:46 AM
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- Cybrus
- Mar 21 2007, 01:22 AM
And just for amusement sake, ask "who invented god".
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Me: Who invented God? God: Thomas Edison.
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