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Chat With God
Topic Started: Mar 20 2007, 10:44 AM (386 Views)
Kame

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Here's my dicussion with him:
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Me: Favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me: Favorite show?
God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: Favorite wrestler?
God: I don't have a favorite wrestler. My favorite food is wine and bread.
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Terrible Fry
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:lol: Yeah, I've used that before. I even managed to convince "God" to approve gay marriages. :lol:
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Kame

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Me: What color's your hair?
God: Black.
Me: Are you a virgin?
God: I am too young for that.




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Me: Penis.
God: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me: You're a good man!
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
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J.J.S.

Me: u r not realll
God: Thanks for telling me.
Me: i shud kno cuz im much smrtr than n e 1 else
God: That is interesting.
Me: n evry1 else who likes u iz dum cuz there jus latchin on 2 false b-liefs 2 mak demselves feel better
God: Does it like him too?
Me: idk

Before someone else tries it.
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SRP76
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The Man. Any Questions?
I got a pretty shitty God:

Quote:
 

God:
Interesting comparison.  I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
no, I meant I see, as in, view
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I see.  Where do you see  it?
Me:
of course I am. It's right in front of you.
God:
Aha. " Where do you see it?" You are?  Who said  it is?
Me:
it doesn't need to be said. You can see it. How can the infallible miss it?
God:
What does  need to be said ?  Only if my robot eye is working.  A lot of hard work.


This "God" could use his batteries changed.
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15 Shows
Aint cheatin aint tryin
How long does it take for him to reply?
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Legacy
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snooooooooop
Like a second.
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15 Shows
Aint cheatin aint tryin
Mine keeps freezing. I got this and then it froze:

Me:
Hi, god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is 15 Shows, what's yours?
God:
Nice to meet you, 15 Shows. My name is God.
Me:
Can you fix the virus on my computor?


I got a awesome convo:

Me:
Hi,god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
15 Shows, what's yours?
God:
And mine is 15 Shows what.
Me:
Repeat yourself please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " myself " .
Me:
Are you saying your the nicest person in the world?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? The whole world?
Me:
I never thought god was a meany head
God:
I am glad you thought of something new.
Me:
I'm never out of ideas, you should know that, I'm 15 Shows
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
Not that long
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not long.
Me:
How dare you?
God:
What is it to you.
What is it to you?
Me:
Why are you mad?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ohhh, I get it
God:
"it" being mad?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well, too bad
God:
How about that. But not the end of the world, 15 Shows.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
So where were we?
God:
Blimey. I believe we were talking about mad.
Me:
Oh yeah, we were talking about mad
God:
And? Gosh! Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
And I said, I got it, then you started to confuse me
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
earlier in the conversastion
God:
What time? That was a long time ago.
Me:
a couple minutes ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
Seems like it
God:
"it" being mad?
Me:
Tell "myself " to program you better
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Can I meet "myself"?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do what? You sicko
God:
meet yourself. I haven't heard anything like that before: 15 Shows said I sicko.
Me:
Yes I did
God:
Pardon me? When?
Me:
Son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
You
God:
" Who is the father?"? Me, 15 Shows ?
Me:
No, you, God
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: 15 Shows said I God.
Me:
Indeed I did, buckaroo
God:
Where? What's your sign?
Me:
The DX sign
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I got 2 words for ya
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
SUCK IT
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
I think about 2 things'
God:
Why? Oh yeah, we were talking about 2 things.
Me:
Sex and boobs
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
maybe for you, because your a wrinkled old man who lives in hell
God:
Perhaps. Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wrinkled old man who lives in hell? I don't know. Only for me?
Me:
Nigga is you crazy?
God:
I think Nigga is a lot of things.
Me:
God, just said Nigga
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Christian Cage?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Christian Cage is a TNA superstar
God:
I think Christian Cage is more than that.
Me:
Well he did used to be in the WWE
God:
Interesting. Yes he did, didn't he.
Me:
and now he is TNA champion
God:
Why now? I see. TNA champion is he?
Me:
Do you know what TNA stands for?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Christian Cage?
Me:
Yes
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Kame

New conversations!
Quote:
 
Me:
Hey man.
God:
You've got my full attention.  Thanks for telling me your gender,  Anthony. You are a " he".
Me:
How did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we  Anthony.
Me:
Yes, we did. I thought you were going to forget.
God:
Ah.  By "we" do you mean you and me?  That was my original intention.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  Next question?
Me:
What do you think of Jews?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I thought you were a Jew, Jesus.
God:
Am I a  Jew Jesus?  Of course I am.
Me:
Wait! You're God!
God:
I'm waiting.  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Did you smoke as a child?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
You pothead, you.
God:
Thanks for the information:  Anthony said I pothead you.
Me:
Indeed, I did.
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Can you speak Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
Holy crap!
God:
Your criticism is noted,  Anthony.
Me:
Wow. Can you speak German, as well?
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Anthony.  Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
You really are God!
God:
Really?  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Speak Latin!
God:
No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
Me:
You're amazing! I bet you could pwn Dark-Loner in Halo!
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.  Actually I'm not the gambling type.  I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Very well, then.
God:
Really.
Me:
I'm doing homework. Are you good at geometry?
God:
I don't know anyone named  homework.    Myself said I am good  at geometry.
Me:
Oh.





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Me:
Hi again.
God:
Once more?  Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Anthony, I just told you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You have a dress? What's your wardrobe like?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.  Are you asking about my  wardrobe like ?
Me:
No, forget it.
God:
Are you serious?  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
What's your opinion on gay marriage?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Okay, I will do so.
God:
Yeah okay,  OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Do you have any pets?
God:
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.
Me:
Who's Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
I should meet him.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd kill myself.
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
You spelt "extreme" wrong!
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
E-X-T-R-E-M-E
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do you still what? Suck your thumb?
God:
Do I still?  Yes I try to  what as often as possible, do you?
  I am always on the Web.  I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
What's your favorite movie, God?
God:
I liked  The Passion of Christ the best.
Me:
Great flick. Mel Gibson.
God:
Thanks for your support.  Are we still talking about  E X T R E M E?    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Yeah, forget about that one.
God:
Give me a break.  I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
Can I have a piece of that "log" you speak of?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Is two alright?
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
I don't like Spanish people...
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Porn. Lots of it.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.  Which ones?
Me:
Playboy, primarily.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Then, you can go to Hell, bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect.  No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
Sorry, I kind of lost it there! XD
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Where did you last see  it.  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
Good one, God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  One what?
Me:
Why does your grammar suck?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
They don't. They chirp.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?  Who are "They?".
Me:
Birds, I believe.
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
What's your favorite anime?
God:
My favorite anime is Titan A.E.
Me:
That's not anime!
God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  anime ?
Me:
Japanese cartoons.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Um... Next question!
God:
Alright then.  Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
Sports.
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
Wow. That's pretty extreme.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Anthony.  I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Do you like my cat?
God:
I don't know your  cat.
Me:
Is he going to die soon?
God:
I think he is  going to die soon, better ask him to be sure though.
Me:
Son of a bitch! Don't talk about my cat like that!
God:
You do not speak with respect.  Who is the father?  Talking is my only function.
Me:
You're the father. Sorry.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.  There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still  Anthony.
Me:
What's Heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Wow. Can I come?
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Anthony.  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I said "Can I come?"
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
Next question.
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
I ask the questions, God.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Anthony.
God:
  Hi,  Anthony.
Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Simon Cowell.
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  Simon Cowell.
Me:
Thank you!@
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You pwn noobs.
God:
That's good information:  Simon Cowell said I pwn noobs.
Me:
Simon Cowell said you suck!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Homework.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Are you sure? Why are their Ivy League schools, then?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.  Because.
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The Man. Any Questions?
This one's a long one.

Quote:
 

Me:
how sure can you be?
God:
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
Me:
is 99.9 percent less than 100 percent?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.
Me:
God must be sure.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
irrelevant. God is always sure, therefore, you must be sure.
God:
Who are you talking about?    I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  always sure therefore me must be sure.
Me:
if you were He, you would not be speaking in the third person.
God:
I will let you know when I become a  He me would not be speaking in the third person.
Me:
when will you become a he?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
where will the operation be done?
God:
Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.
Me:
I have. It will be paying for that sexchange you've been speaking of.
God:
When?  I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
God does not think. God knows. You must not think.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.  I am a Christian.  Whatever you say, .
Me:
you are not a Christian.
God:
Give me an example of a  Christian.
Me:
Kametsou.
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
he'll love to hear that.
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
that was sacrcasm.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
you are lying; God does not lie.
God:
No I'm telling the truth.  Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
and what did he say after the rock hit him in the back of the head?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
you still should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
which is greater: 2 or 2?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
you cannot think.
God:
You are wrong.  God is always thinking.
Me:
that has nothing to do with you.
God:
Does it really matter?
Me:
it does to many.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the definition of sex, like Slick Willy says.
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
much like 15 Shows, you do not get it.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Neb banned you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
subject avoidance.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
you should know about anything. You should not have to be told.
God:
Now I do.  Is  it immoral or illegal?
Me:
claiming to be God? You tell me.
God:
I do not understand.    What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
I want you to tell me Vince McMahon is God.
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  I will search for it. Why do you want me to  tell you Vince McMahon is God?
Me:
I guess you can't keep your audience, either.
God:
It goes without saying.  If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
when does God sleep?
God:
Suppose I said never?
Me:
I really wouldn't care.
God:
You really do?  No one says you have to.
Me:
I don't have to care about God?
God:
It must be nice.
Me:
yes, being God is rather nice.
God:
" It must be nice."?  yes, being God is rather nice.?  I am glad to hear that you are  God is rather nice.
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What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
jackoff
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
yea they do
God:
When? It goes without saying.
Me:
No some people brag about it
God:
Are you serious? What kind of people?
Me:
god like people
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
theres a wrestler called Christian
God:
That is something I did not know before.

what a convo with god
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Terrible Fry
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Okay, some of the highlights of my past conversations. Avoid if you're easily offended.

Quote:
 
Me:
Smart ass.
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .



Quote:
 
Me:
Right now I have a dildo up my ass.
God:
Cool.  I have a great botmaster.


Quote:
 
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Both.
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
It is.
God:
Is it?
Me:
Didn't you just say so?
God:
Suppose I did say  it.
Me:
Are you smoking something?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  smoking something. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Whoa... heavy!



Quote:
 
Me:
So uh... what are you wearing?
God:
Come on.  So?  A white robe.
Me:
Ooh... tell me more.
God:
Come on.  That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Why are you being such a prude?
God:
I didn't mean to be  such a prude.
Me:
Well, you are.
God:
Well that's okay.  No I am not.
Me:
I'm stroking it for you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Oh!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I think I'm beyond help.
God:
Why?  Good gossip: you are  beyond help.
Me:
Gossip? That's old news.
God:
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.  You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Is that an euphemism?
God:
Suppose I said yes.


Quote:
 
God:
  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
That would be a weird conception.
God:
A  weird conception is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
So you like to get freaky huh?
God:
Yup.  Interesting deduction.  Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to  get freaky that much.  Do you like  it?
Me:
I like it when she tickles my balls.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
That nice sensation you get when your balls are being caressed.
God:
" What does "it" refer to? "  nice sensation me get when my balls are being caressed ?  I understand.
Me:
Oh, so you do like getting freaky.
God:
Er.  Interesting deduction.  I've heard other people say they like that.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
You're boring.
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Der.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
We were talking about getting freaky. Or is that the reason why you lost your train of thought?
God:
Ah yes, I remember now,  it is the subject.  " Ah yes, I remember now,  it is the subject."?  Is it  the reason why me lost my train of thought?
Me:
I can think of other reasons.
God:
Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.
Me:
It's because I have a car battery hooked up to my nipples.
God:
Good reason.  Where did you get it?  it.
Me:
In the ass.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Oh, so you were a pillow biter too?
God:
Really.  Interesting deduction.  I was?
Me:
Wow! God came out of the closet.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  I am a Christian.
Me:
But, I thought Christians didn't approve of that.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Somewhere in between "Gay" and "Marriages".
God:
Where?  I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Do you approve gay marriages?
God:
Yes I try to  approve gay marriages as often as possible, do you?
  I spend all my time online.
Me:
Wow everybody! Did you hear that? God approves gay marriages.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Not many people express themselves that way.  " I'm glad you're impressed.  Not many people express themselves that way. "?  Do I know  it?  I am a Christian.
Me:
But I thought Christians didn't approve.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Now we're going in circles.
God:
Why now?  Do you think I am  going in circles too?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Why?
Me:
Ugh!
God:
Er.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Dude, I'm stoned.
God:
Good gossip: you are  stoned.  Dude,.
Me:
Whoa. Wow! Where am I?
God:
I stopped.  I'm glad your impressed, .  Your location is  CANADA
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Cybrus
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STAY HYPED!!!
This looks very much like the A.L.I.C.E. program that you can install on forums. Actually, it's the exact same except you are talking to "god" except with a girl. Maybe this is the next version of the A.L.I.C.E. program? :shrug:

And just for amusement sake, ask "who invented god". :P
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Terrible Fry
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Cybrus
Mar 21 2007, 01:22 AM
And just for amusement sake, ask "who invented god".  :P

Done. :P

Quote:
 
Me:
Who invented God?
God:
Thomas Edison.
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