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| Topic Started: Oct 20 2007, 11:38 AM (175 Views) | |
| Cybrus | Oct 20 2007, 11:38 AM Post #1 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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I just had to tell someone about this. I grow my own garden each year. If I yield more than I can eat/store, then I usually set up a roadside stand and sell my fresh fruits/vegetables. Today, I was sitting there selling turnips on a flatbed truck, crunching on a pork rind when she showed up. She had to be thinking "this is rednecks come from". She had Hollywood written on her license plate. She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate. Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job! I told her way up yonder past the caution light. There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign. You gotta stop and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea. Then a left will take you to the interstate, but a right will bring you right back here to me. I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face, Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name. I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love”. I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down. She probably didn’t like me anyhow. So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust. Is this Autumn heat playin’ tricks on me, or am I really seein’ what I think I see? The woman of my dreams comin’ back to me. She went way up yonder past the caution light. Don’t know why, but somethin’ felt right, when she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea. Mama gave her a big ‘ol glass and sent her right back here to me. Thank God for good directions…and turnip greens! |
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| Kraul | Oct 20 2007, 05:08 PM Post #2 |
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She must also have some kind of learning disability or something. :eyebrow: |
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| ChainGangmaster2kgen | Oct 20 2007, 05:13 PM Post #3 |
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From Out of No Where
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Ahhh someone in love. But to tell you the truth I have experienced something like that. You like someone as soon as you saw them but you forget to ask them about their names. |
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| The Fallen Star | Oct 20 2007, 06:06 PM Post #4 |
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I will find you.
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 12:33 AM Post #5 |
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Billy?
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| Nubochanozep | Oct 21 2007, 02:24 AM Post #6 |
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Nice writing. Had a good atmosphere to it and maintained interest. Used cliche's to good effect. A
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 02:59 AM Post #7 |
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I bet Laura Ingalls had sex there. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 03:10 AM Post #8 |
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No, we were a little to the left. |
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| Nubochanozep | Oct 21 2007, 03:23 AM Post #9 |
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Check out the url for that picture eh. |
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 03:24 AM Post #10 |
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That makes you either very, very old or a necrophiliac. Hey, hey! I'm a necrophiliac, too! High five! |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 03:25 AM Post #11 |
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 03:31 AM Post #12 |
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Very nice. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 03:34 AM Post #13 |
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Princess Diana is a hot piece of rotting flesh.
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 03:38 AM Post #14 |
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You'd be suprised how easy it was to dress up like a mortician and arrange a few hours of alone time to "study" her corpse shortly after her "accident". She tastes like cinnamon.
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 03:43 AM Post #15 |
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I'm glad you liked it. I sprinkled it on there .... just something I like to do...from time to time.... |
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 03:48 AM Post #16 |
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'Twas a great addition. It made the dough and icing I used on her come out much better.
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 03:50 AM Post #17 |
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Mmmmmmm. Sounds divine. I like to pour fruit cocktail down the crack of her dead ass. So tasty. |
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 04:00 AM Post #18 |
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That explained the cherry.
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 04:01 AM Post #19 |
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I left it for you to pop. |
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| Kraul | Oct 21 2007, 04:05 AM Post #20 |
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Oh, I popped it. I popped it good. It made a bit of a mess, though. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 21 2007, 04:08 AM Post #21 |
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That's the price you pay for love. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 21 2007, 12:24 PM Post #22 |
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Well, she did have Hollywood written on her license plate. ![]() |
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| Nubochanozep | Oct 22 2007, 04:22 AM Post #23 |
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zing |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 23 2007, 04:14 PM Post #24 |
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Zong. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 23 2007, 04:21 PM Post #25 |
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Zinger. |
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| Kraul | Oct 23 2007, 08:42 PM Post #26 |
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Yummy
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 23 2007, 08:43 PM Post #27 |
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I like the lemon or chocolate ones. |
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