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Met A Girl Part II
Topic Started: Oct 24 2007, 12:19 PM (99 Views)
Cybrus
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Just thought I'd give you guys a follow-up on my new girl situation. See, after she came back to me, we talked for a while and decided to go out. I took her out it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time that she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and are still more amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone. I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail. This state looks down on sodomy. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me! Nobody likes you when your 23, and are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me! No one should take themselves so seriously. With many years ahead to fall in line, why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age. What's my age again?
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Kraul

Just please tell me you're not planning on streaking
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We started making out and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV.


Unless she wanted you to thrown on some porn, why the hell would you turn on the TV? You are making out with a girl and she takes of your pants so you think, "Wonder what's on TV?". Did you blow your load while she was taking off your pants or something?
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Kraul

He can't miss Alton Brown, obviously.
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Probably thinking about jizzing on his glasses...
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Cybrus
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I'll have you know that I have a screen-on-screen setting on my tv which allows me to watch two stations at once. I had Good Eats on one screen, a Tim McGraw video on the other screen, and a girl admiring my jewels. Man, if I would have had a sandwich or something, then life would have been absolutely perfect at that moment.
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So, you can't "do it" without seeing Tim McGraw? :???:
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Kraul

He has a difficulty getting it up with McGraw's smooth vocals taking him away to far away land.

He also visualizes his girlfriend as McGraw with a vagina.

Cybrus likes Tim McGraw.

He is a big fan.
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Kraul
Oct 25 2007, 02:34 PM
He also visualizes his girlfriend as McGraw with a vagina.

I thought Tim McGraw had a...nah too easy. :lol:
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Oct 25 2007, 11:30 AM
So, you can't "do it" without seeing Tim McGraw? :???:

Seeing, hearing, smelling...
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Kraul

Smelling? What did you get a McGraw worn hat from eBay or something and force your girl to wear it?
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Cybrus
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Pfft, buying used merchandise online is a fools game. You either get something with perfume sprayed on it to smell "authentic" or you get something some guy wore and is trying to pass off as women's wear. No, no, if you want to smell something, you got to go straight to the source for real. Went to a Tim McGraw concert and got myself one of Tim's sweat towels. There was no middle man. It went from Tim's forehead to to the air, to my hands. The stagehand tried to take it from me, but I punched that fucker in the mouth and ran into the crowd.
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All I can say is that I hope you use Kleenexes rather than that towel when you're "alone". :ohdear:
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Cybrus
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I would never use that towel. It'd mess up the scent completely.
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He just lays the towel across his face while he rubs one out...
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face...yeah...yeah, that's where I put it. :uhoh:
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