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| Met A Girl Part II | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 24 2007, 12:19 PM (99 Views) | |
| Cybrus | Oct 24 2007, 12:19 PM Post #1 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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Just thought I'd give you guys a follow-up on my new girl situation. See, after she came back to me, we talked for a while and decided to go out. I took her out it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right. We started making out and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time that she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and are still more amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone. I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail. This state looks down on sodomy. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me! Nobody likes you when your 23, and are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me! No one should take themselves so seriously. With many years ahead to fall in line, why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age. What's my age again? |
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| Kraul | Oct 24 2007, 08:05 PM Post #2 |
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Just please tell me you're not planning on streaking |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 24 2007, 08:25 PM Post #3 |
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Unless she wanted you to thrown on some porn, why the hell would you turn on the TV? You are making out with a girl and she takes of your pants so you think, "Wonder what's on TV?". Did you blow your load while she was taking off your pants or something? |
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| Kraul | Oct 24 2007, 08:36 PM Post #4 |
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He can't miss Alton Brown, obviously. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 24 2007, 08:37 PM Post #5 |
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Probably thinking about jizzing on his glasses... |
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| Cybrus | Oct 25 2007, 06:30 AM Post #6 |
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I'll have you know that I have a screen-on-screen setting on my tv which allows me to watch two stations at once. I had Good Eats on one screen, a Tim McGraw video on the other screen, and a girl admiring my jewels. Man, if I would have had a sandwich or something, then life would have been absolutely perfect at that moment. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 25 2007, 03:30 PM Post #7 |
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So, you can't "do it" without seeing Tim McGraw?
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| Kraul | Oct 25 2007, 07:34 PM Post #8 |
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He has a difficulty getting it up with McGraw's smooth vocals taking him away to far away land. He also visualizes his girlfriend as McGraw with a vagina. Cybrus likes Tim McGraw. He is a big fan. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 25 2007, 07:39 PM Post #9 |
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I thought Tim McGraw had a...nah too easy.
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| Cybrus | Oct 25 2007, 11:50 PM Post #10 |
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Seeing, hearing, smelling... |
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| Kraul | Oct 25 2007, 11:52 PM Post #11 |
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Smelling? What did you get a McGraw worn hat from eBay or something and force your girl to wear it? |
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| Cybrus | Oct 25 2007, 11:54 PM Post #12 |
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Pfft, buying used merchandise online is a fools game. You either get something with perfume sprayed on it to smell "authentic" or you get something some guy wore and is trying to pass off as women's wear. No, no, if you want to smell something, you got to go straight to the source for real. Went to a Tim McGraw concert and got myself one of Tim's sweat towels. There was no middle man. It went from Tim's forehead to to the air, to my hands. The stagehand tried to take it from me, but I punched that fucker in the mouth and ran into the crowd. |
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| Kraul | Oct 26 2007, 12:00 AM Post #13 |
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All I can say is that I hope you use Kleenexes rather than that towel when you're "alone".
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| Cybrus | Oct 26 2007, 12:01 AM Post #14 |
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I would never use that towel. It'd mess up the scent completely. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 26 2007, 01:20 AM Post #15 |
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He just lays the towel across his face while he rubs one out... |
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| Cybrus | Oct 26 2007, 11:15 AM Post #16 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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face...yeah...yeah, that's where I put it.
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