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That's nice advice.
Topic Started: Oct 24 2007, 09:01 PM (64 Views)
Kraul

This is from one of those stupid bulletins most everyone keeps reposting on MySpace. It's about how everyone has someone else that is thinking about them as they drift off to sleep or something.

This is the list of what to do if you're a boy and are dealing with a crush from someone, I guess:

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHES THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHES BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, GRAB HER BY THE WAIST, AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHES SCARED
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHES WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS



...isn't that nice? Even psychopathic and controlling stalkers need love, too, I guess. I can't imagine anyone actually taking this advice.

Just remember, though, to repost this in 5 minutes or else something like totally awful will happen to you. OMAHGAW!
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
Sounds like someone is getting raped.

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, GRAB HER BY THE WAIST, AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHES SCARED
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHES WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

Then, this is the rapist reasoning it all out:

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHES THINKING OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHES BEAUTIFUL
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Kraul

That's basically what I was thinking. :lol:
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Purple Marauder
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
That's why I always have sex with Japanese women. They can't be saying "No" is I don't speak Japanese.
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Kraul

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Oct 24 2007, 09:15 PM
That's why I always have sex with Japanese women. They can't be saying "No" is I don't speak Japanese.

Unless, of course, they just so happened to watch this video beforehand. :wink:
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I've always wanted advice about how to rape people. Thanks Kraul.
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