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The Last Word; ...is hollow.
Topic Started: Aug 6 2008, 07:18 PM (45,577 Views)
Shace2007
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...You know what else happen? The world desided to put them on everything from clothes to bags to beers
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The other day-- after all these years, I've never met the Olsen twins. Bob Saget introduced me to them. I hadn't seen them since they were kids. I never met them. I said to him, "How do I tell them apart?" He says, "Ashley swallows."
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BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
Stop that.
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But, they both puke it up afterwards....
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Aug 25 2008, 04:53 PM
Stop that.

Pfft. Fine. Fine. I'll just stop. Damn. Ok, so I'm not going to stop just like that. I'll give you what Comedy Central dot com has listed as the top 10 Olsen Twin jokes from Bob Saget's Roast. Some you've already read, but they were funny enough to read again. :grin:

10. Jeffrey Ross: Is it true you used to give Mary-Kate acting lessons? He'd tell her, "Act like this never happened." She'd be like, "You got it, dude."

9. John Stamos: What a tough gig [America's Funniest Home Videos] must've been, huh? His entire job consisted of saying, "Take a look at this," which is what he used to say to Mary-Kate Olsen in her dressing room.

8. Brian Posehn: Jodie Sweetin's in the crowd. Remember her? Yeah. I can't point her out, but she's the "Full House" girl that isn't a crazy Christian or a vagina on a stick.

7. Jeffrey Ross: Actually, Mary-Kate and Ashley were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was gonna be food.

6. Susie Essman: Bob spends more times on his knees after a big audition than Mary-Kate does after a big meal.

5. Sarah Silverman: I heard that Bob Saget calls his balls "The Olsen twins." And that's actually-- I know for a fact that's not true, because he calls them Michelle.

4. Jeffrey Ross: "Full House" should've been called "Blackjack," 'cause he hit on the Olsens when they were eight. He didn't stop till they were 21.

3. Gilbert Gottfried: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ass-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an ass hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach.

2. Jeff Garlin: The other day-- after all these years, I've never met the Olsen twins. He introduced me to them. I hadn't seen them since they were kids. I never met them. I said to him, "How do I tell them apart?" He says, "Ashley swallows."

1. Greg Giraldo: The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles-- they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger. It's-- he'd be cool with it, fuckers.

:lmao:
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Thats it your done being last post..shortest time ever!
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Shace2007
Aug 25 2008, 05:06 PM
Thats it your done being last post..shortest time ever!

I hope The Jimmylord sees this post. He jumped me for saying "not" instead of "no". Man, his head will explode with this one!
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Cybrus
Aug 25 2008, 09:07 PM
Shace2007
Aug 25 2008, 05:06 PM
Thats it your done being last post..shortest time ever!

I hope The Jimmylord sees this post. He jumped me for saying "not" instead of "no". Man, his head will explode with this one!

right
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Cybrus
Aug 25 2008, 05:06 PM
1. Greg Giraldo: The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles-- they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger. It's-- he'd be cool with it, fuckers.

:lol:
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Shace2007
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stop that..i wanted last post!
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Yeah!
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Ok so this one time someone hit a car with there fist and they found out it was Cybrus car, so they shit in the driver seat, and Cybrus sat in it....Sorry about that Cybrus.
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Is this attack Cybrus day and no one told me?
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Cybrus
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She wore blue jeans and a rosary. She believed in :quote: God :quote: and she believed in me...
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Shace2007
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What does that mean?
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Aw, Shace. :therethere:
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Shace2007
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:blaze: Thanks Cyburs needed this.
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You also need this. :punish:
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Shace2007
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whatever Jimmy.... :woohoo:
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Cybrus
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*guitar solo*
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Shace2007
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You play Air Guitar?
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He plays it badly.
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Damn, my guitar solo was cut off after just a minute. :(
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Shace2007
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What can I say You just suck that much.
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Shace2007
Aug 25 2008, 10:46 PM
What can I say You just suck that much.

QFT.
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*Solo Run*
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I sorta believe in :quote: Cybrus :quote: . But, not really...
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How do you believe in him?
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:quote: Sorta... :quote:
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how is Sorta?
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