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| Topic Started: Dec 6 2010, 01:49 PM (2,599 Views) | |
| Cybrus | Dec 21 2010, 01:05 PM Post #211 |
STAY HYPED!!!
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have |
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| Kraul | Dec 21 2010, 01:28 PM Post #212 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? |
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| Cybrus | Dec 21 2010, 01:29 PM Post #213 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and |
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| MY85 | Dec 21 2010, 05:14 PM Post #214 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, |
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| Terrible Fry | Dec 22 2010, 01:12 AM Post #215 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 04:35 AM Post #216 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. |
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| Terrible Fry | Dec 22 2010, 04:56 AM Post #217 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 05:00 AM Post #218 |
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Note: Freaky shit that you'd mention him considering I was just looking at a picture of some guy in an Admiral Ackbar costume at a wedding right before coming to this thread.  T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak |
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| Terrible Fry | Dec 22 2010, 05:23 AM Post #219 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 05:37 AM Post #220 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 11:15 AM Post #221 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 11:21 AM Post #222 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 11:41 AM Post #223 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 11:43 AM Post #224 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and Edited by Kraul, Dec 22 2010, 11:43 AM.
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 11:46 AM Post #225 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 11:53 AM Post #226 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 12:04 PM Post #227 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 12:06 PM Post #228 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 12:12 PM Post #229 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 12:43 PM Post #230 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 01:01 PM Post #231 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 01:07 PM Post #232 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 01:08 PM Post #233 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 01:08 PM Post #234 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 01:16 PM Post #235 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 01:19 PM Post #236 |
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T'was the night before Christmas, and I was wicked drunk. I could have sworn I had made it home, but the lady I woke next to beat and raped my junk for hours and hours. She smelled of stale banana's foster and cheap perfume. I loved the way she lied. I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! But I looked behind me |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 01:28 PM Post #237 |
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I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! But I looked behind me and that fat bastard was |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 01:31 PM Post #238 |
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I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! But I looked behind me and that fat bastard was only five feet away! I |
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| Cybrus | Dec 22 2010, 01:37 PM Post #239 |
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I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! But I looked behind me and that fat bastard was only five feet away! I screamed "Leave me alone Santa!" |
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| Kraul | Dec 22 2010, 01:45 PM Post #240 |
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I soon left in search of her pimp. He was a pimp named Slickback. I laughed at his ridiculous name. However, he was loaded with...very unlaughable and very dangerous hypodermic needles filled with pure candy cane syrup. I immediately knew exactly what to say: Please, sir, may I have it all at once tonight? The man was shocked and thought I was a nutter, but didn't realise I was luring him into my trap. However, Admiral Ackbar then appeared but before he could speak I sliced him into fishsticks. Slickback gasped then started crying. Then, Santa appeared out of the fireplace without any warning. He looked at me with his sunken dark eyes and shook his head displeasingly. I simply looked away, but he gazed at me with such unrelenting ferocity that I had no choice but to obey my instincts. So I ran. And ran. And ran. And then I ran some more. I stopped. I looked around. Then I ran some more. Damn, was I ever exhausted! But I looked behind me and that fat bastard was only five feet away! I screamed "Leave me alone Santa!" But he just kept coming! |
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