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Topic Started: Jan 24 2011, 12:49 AM (1,624 Views)
Terrible Fry
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended.
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate.
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke,
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MY85
It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?!
Edited by WWEFootos48, Jan 25 2011, 01:14 AM.
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Fuck you Whosey!!!

Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over
Edited by Terrible Fry, Jan 25 2011, 01:15 AM.
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover.
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MY85
It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway...
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish.
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.
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STAY HYPED!!!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen...
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA.
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the...
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch!

So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an...

So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked.

So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd...

A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes.

Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car.
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