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| Topic Started: Jan 24 2011, 12:49 AM (1,626 Views) | |
| Cybrus | Jan 28 2011, 01:30 PM Post #61 |
STAY HYPED!!!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! |
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| MY85 | Jan 29 2011, 07:00 AM Post #62 |
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. |
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| Cybrus | Jan 29 2011, 10:55 AM Post #63 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. |
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| WWEFootos48 | Jan 29 2011, 01:02 PM Post #64 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves |
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| Terrible Fry | Jan 29 2011, 01:28 PM Post #65 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially |
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| WWEFootos48 | Jan 29 2011, 06:54 PM Post #66 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. |
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| Purple Marauder | Jan 29 2011, 07:52 PM Post #67 |
Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean... |
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| WWEFootos48 | Jan 29 2011, 09:17 PM Post #68 |
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God
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. |
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| Cybrus | Jan 30 2011, 01:12 PM Post #69 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. |
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| Terrible Fry | Jan 30 2011, 02:01 PM Post #70 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. |
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| MY85 | Jan 30 2011, 07:04 PM Post #71 |
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him |
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| WWEFootos48 | Jan 30 2011, 09:47 PM Post #72 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I |
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| MY85 | Jan 31 2011, 09:33 PM Post #73 |
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated |
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| WWEFootos48 | Feb 12 2011, 09:09 PM Post #74 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! |
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| Purple Marauder | Feb 12 2011, 09:21 PM Post #75 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! I can't take it anymore! |
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| WWEFootos48 | Feb 12 2011, 09:22 PM Post #76 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! I can't take it anymore! I have two fucking days! |
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| Purple Marauder | Feb 12 2011, 09:28 PM Post #77 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! I can't take it anymore! I have two fucking days! It's now or never. So, |
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| WWEFootos48 | Feb 12 2011, 09:42 PM Post #78 |
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! I can't take it anymore! I have two fucking days! It's now or never. So, I go with the basic |
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| Purple Marauder | Feb 15 2011, 04:50 AM Post #79 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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Valentines Day is quickly approaching. Crap, totally forgot. My girlfriend has been hinting all month that she wanted tickets to see some concert or something. "Bruce Springsteen!" she said, but I was too busy watching Teletubbies to notice her there. Teletubbies? Am I gay? Oh no, I'm all man, beyotch! So she's yapping away about teddy bears and Russel Stovers while I'm trying to get my buddy Steve Dave to watch Teletubbies with me. He stuck his dick inside an... So Steve is gone forever. Anyway, I decided to get her a gift. Not sure why I bought Windex, but I did. Also, I bought Palmolive and Lysol. Fuck me. This was bound to be a really crappy Valentine's day. All concert tickets were sold to one really creepy fan who had a fetish for something I need not repeat. However, I will say that...no, I'll just stay quiet. Not! His strange fetish was something I refuse to speak! However, you must know that this sex obsession has ended. He has finally gotten over indulged in chocolate caramel flavored fish sticks. I didn't know fish sticks came in chocolate. When I first heard that I was like "ew!". But after I ate one I puked. So I call my doctor because I needed help. I saw in my puke, something green and very odd... A six leaf clover? Really?! I went ape shit over Donkey Kong and the clover. Yes, a bloody clover. Anyway... I started thinking my girl who had this strange fetish. And I need English classes. Life is good today. I somehow got tickets for Springsteen... Let's just say Steve Dave was Born in the USA. Well, Steve bought all the Born to Run CDs in the back of some guy's chrome wheel, fuel injected car. No one cares about Steve! But his sister is sexy. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Steve's sister, Cara Jessica, loves guys with weird fetishes. Especially the one with the monkey. And, by monkey I mean daffodils and peach tea. Whatever. Steve talk is banned now. Except nobody cared, especially Steve. His Australian supporters loved him as did Egg McMuffins! I know a few that hated pickles on cheeseburgers. How weird! I can't take it anymore! I have two fucking days! It's now or never. So, I go with the basic flowers and candy. The End. |
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| WWEFootos48 | Feb 15 2011, 01:05 PM Post #80 |
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I honestly thought that was one of the best stories we have come up with on this site. 
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| Cybrus | Feb 15 2011, 01:25 PM Post #81 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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I really started losing interest when it became such a forced Steve Dave character. It was funny to reference him the first time, kind of lost it's touch the second time, and was just annoying after that. |
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| WWEFootos48 | Feb 15 2011, 01:46 PM Post #82 |
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Well I'm the one who mentioned him the first time and didn't bring him up after that (only to continue sentences that started with him). Yay! |
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| Cybrus | Feb 15 2011, 02:08 PM Post #83 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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You spelled "boo!" wrong. |
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