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| 100 Reasons Why Purple Marauder Hasn't Been Online | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 24 2011, 09:26 AM (694 Views) | |
| Cybrus | Oct 24 2011, 09:26 AM Post #1 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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Purple Marauder has not logged into his account in nearly a weeks. Clearly, there is very real and very specific reason for his absence. And I think the brain trust here at 6 Star can more that easily figure out why. Collectively, we are going to make a list of 100 reasons why Purple Marauder hasn't been online as of late. One of them has to be be right. A lot of them will probably be right. Lets get to it: 100. Kraul escaped out of Purple Marauder's basement and now Purple Marauder is desperately combing the area trying to track him down once again!!! 99. His Fleshlight got a hole in it. He's personally going to Texas to let those bastards have a piece of his mind! 98. Spilled grape soda on his computer. Needs a new one. 97. Answered a personal ad from his local newspaper. Still tied up. 96. Had to choose between eating this month or computer access. Keep the thread going by counting down with your reasons. Add as many as you like. No need to copy/paste the list. |
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| WWEFootos48 | Oct 24 2011, 01:29 PM Post #2 |
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95. Joined the circus 94. Joined the Hair Club for Men 93. Joined a cult 92. Joined the Blue Oyster Cult 91. Drank Diet Coke and Mentos together and exploded 90. Went to look for Elvis 89 Went to a wrestling show and contracted Hepatitis from a wrestlers' sweat that landed in the audience |
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| Terrible Fry | Oct 24 2011, 01:38 PM Post #3 |
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88. He's hiding in his basement to get away from an oncoming tornado. 87. He's hiding in his basement because he heard Neb was in the States. 86. He's stuck in his basement because he got his arm caught in his industrial penis pump and is trying to cut it off with a pocket knife. 85. He's in his basement because that's just what he normally does. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 24 2011, 02:42 PM Post #4 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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84. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword releases in just over 3 weeks. Purple Marauder has decided to forgo placing a pre-order and has decided to stake out his local gamestop store instead! |
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| nom | Oct 24 2011, 06:00 PM Post #5 |
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VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
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83. Girlfriend |
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| Sir Shorty | Oct 25 2011, 01:43 AM Post #6 |
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2012 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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82. Was watching a porno, went to use lube, but instead used super glue (without knowing) and has super glued his hand to his penis. Then, he went to turn the porno off and ejected the VHS tape and took it out...now he's got his right hand glued to his penis and his left hand to the prono. 81. He died. 80. Was caught with child pron on his hard drive. 79. The Great Khali ate him. 78. He's now working in Scranton Pennsylvania at Dunder Mifflin-Sabre. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 25 2011, 09:15 AM Post #7 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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77. He decided to go through a drive-through to order some food. He's still at that drive through trying to figure out what the hell the person is saying to him, shouting his correct order the entire time! 76. He finally broke down and has decided to travel across the pond to confess his undying love for The Headliner. 75. He found Headliner in bed with A-Dubb, bad things happened! |
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| _DL_ | Oct 27 2011, 02:08 AM Post #8 |
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BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
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74. Gossip Girl marathon. |
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| Sir Shorty | Oct 27 2011, 02:27 AM Post #9 |
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2012 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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73. He's at a drive thru and this is currently happening...
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| Cybrus | Oct 27 2011, 12:17 PM Post #10 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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Kind of already did that one, but ok... 72. He's a big fan of "Two and a Half Men" and is taking Charlie's death very hard! 71. He's touring around the country trying to get people to vote for his favorite Republican. 70. Watched "Weekend at Bernie's" Decided to become Bernie! |
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| nom | Oct 28 2011, 02:22 PM Post #11 |
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VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
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69. <----He's doing that |
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| Cybrus | Oct 28 2011, 03:57 PM Post #12 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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68. 6 Star is dead and he's always been against life support. |
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| Sir Shorty | Oct 29 2011, 01:06 AM Post #13 |
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2012 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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You're just jealous that you didn't have a super awesome .gif to go along with yours. ![]() 67. He's waiting in line for the original GNR lineup to reunite to buy tickets. 666. He's worshiping the devil!! 65. He's broke and couldn't pay his internet bill. 64. He's having an enema...multiple ones. Lots!! 63. He's playing pokemon for DS. |
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| Terrible Fry | Oct 29 2011, 01:34 AM Post #14 |
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62. Jury duty. |
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| 15 Shows | Oct 29 2011, 04:25 AM Post #15 |
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Aint cheatin aint tryin
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61. Hes pshycic and knew this gay thread was gonna be made. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 29 2011, 10:30 AM Post #16 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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60. The new "Harry Potter and the Deatlhly Hallows Part 2" DVD is set to come out on November 11. Purple Marauder is doing marathon viewings of all the Harry Potter DVDs and reading all the books to be set for the final movie!!! |
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| _DL_ | Oct 29 2011, 08:37 PM Post #17 |
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BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
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59. The hooker wasn't dead. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 30 2011, 09:52 AM Post #18 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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58. She is now |
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| Cybrus | Oct 31 2011, 12:36 AM Post #19 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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57. He's an arrogant, attention seeking whore that just stayed offline long enough for people to start talking about him. Well, you're online now. Are you happy? Whore! |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 31 2011, 12:44 AM Post #20 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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I didn't tell you to make a thread about me. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 31 2011, 12:45 AM Post #21 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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55. Yes, you did!
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 31 2011, 01:14 AM Post #22 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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54. Kevin Nash broke my heart. |
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| Cybrus | Oct 31 2011, 01:20 AM Post #23 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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53. Spent the entire time away watching and re-watching John Laurinaitis promos trying to figure out what in the hell that man said. (mumble, mumble mumble, executive vice president of talent relations, mumble mumble mumble interim GM of Raw, mumble mumble mumble) |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 31 2011, 01:22 AM Post #24 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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52. You forgot ..."Okay... mumble, mumble mumble" |
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| Cybrus | Oct 31 2011, 01:24 AM Post #25 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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51. Went on a real life scavenger's hunt. Didn't even finish 1/3 of his list. Gave up. |
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| Purple Marauder | Oct 31 2011, 01:26 AM Post #26 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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50. Weeks of sex with Jenna Haze... |
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| Cybrus | Oct 31 2011, 01:29 AM Post #27 |
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STAY HYPED!!!
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49. Learned Spanish so he can finally understand what Ricardo is saying as Del Rio is coming out. |
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| Henry_Townshend | Oct 31 2011, 07:42 AM Post #28 |
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Cybrus is spiceeeehhhh 48. He accidentally fell into the closet of Big Dick Johnson while sandman was rubbing his stick .
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| Purple Marauder | Apr 3 2016, 02:04 PM Post #29 |
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Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through
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47. Thought he had a life then remembered he didn't so came back. |
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