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| Master Rah's WWE Sponsored Night of "Pleasure" | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 2 2012, 06:40 AM (455 Views) | |
| Kraul | Mar 2 2012, 06:40 AM Post #1 |
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I'm totally stealing/updating this from this thread Master Rah created years ago. It's a stupid as shit "game" straight out of grade school, but what the hell.  For this you will be using the day, month, and year of your birth. First you select the day, this will be who you will end up with for a night of naughty sinful pleasures. 31 different names (I alternated male then female to make it as even as possible). Then you select the month, this will be where you will be getting your time one-on-one with your chosen WWE figure. And then you take the last two digits of your birth year and add them up and whatever the last digit is in the answer, that will be what happens after the night of sex is over. Ex: if you were born in 1991, so 9+1=10, and your ending number would be 0. Day/Who Month/Where Year/Aftermath These were all randomized, by the way. And entirely too much effort was put into this shitty and awful thread. 
Edited by Kraul, Mar 2 2012, 06:43 AM.
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| Kraul | Mar 2 2012, 06:44 AM Post #2 |
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Jim Ross was two numbers lower.  God this thread is shitty.  Edit: To add to the shitty quality, I fucked up not just my first attempt at the "year" list but also my own reply (picked the wrong month). This was a terrible idea. Edited by Kraul, Mar 2 2012, 06:48 AM.
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| Terrible Fry | Mar 2 2012, 07:43 AM Post #3 |
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| Terrible Fry | Mar 2 2012, 08:54 AM Post #4 |
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Out of a combination of fun and boredom, I decided to do each wrestler featured on the list. Here's what I got. Daniel Bryan - Maryse in the locker room shower after a show. You post a blog about it on 6 Star Wrestling and nobody believes you, making fun of your claims via troll accounts and secret private messages. Bret Hart - Bret Hart in an isolated prison cell. You move on immediately to a relationship with the person in the #9 spot. (So Bret did screw Bret) Stephanie McMahon - Mae Young in the back of a Toyota Prius driving around San Francisco. The following day, they report you for rape and after a year of financial and legal struggles, you decide to end it all with a bullet, a shattered and broken shell of your former self. Tamina - Vickie Guerrero against a hot dog stand in downtown New York. Herpes. Lots of herpes. Jim Ross - Stephanie McMahon against a hot dog stand in downtown New York. Vince McMahon catches wind of what happened and brings you to TV, turning you into a new popular on-air talent after a multi-month angle. Big Show - Natalya Neidhart in the center of a wrestling ring in an empty building. You post a blog about it on 6 Star Wrestling and nobody believes you, making fun of your claims via troll accounts and secret private messages. Alicia Fox - Mick Foley the bakery aisle of your local supermarket. You walk away disappointed, knowing you really wanted to hook up with the person two numbers lower on the list. (The Rock) Natalya Neidhart - Nikki & Brie Bella in the locker room shower after a show. After an embarrassingly inept performance on your part, you choose to pretend the night never happened and deny it whenever anybody brings it up. Eve - Vince McMahon on the comatose body of a hospital patient. You move on immediately to a relationship with the person in the #9 spot. (Eve???...?) Vickie Guerrero - Kharma on your parents dining table during Christmas dinner. You walk away disappointed, knowing you really wanted to hook up with the person two numbers lower on the list. (Layla) Michelle McCool - Santino Marella against a hot dog stand in downtown New York. You get up from the bed and open the closet door, when Kevin Nash and Scott Hall step out. Together, the three of you attack your now former partner and spray "nWo" on their back before calmly leaving through the window. Gene Okerlund - Zack Ryder underneath the Raw stage during the opening pyros. You soon after write a tell-all book, but nobody buys it and you earn a reputation as nothing more than a shady ring rat. Kelly Kelly - Undertaker against a hot dog stand in downtown New York. Herpes. Lots of herpes. Layla - Santino Marella the bakery aisle of your local supermarket. Herpes. Lots of herpes. Undertaker - Mae Young in the damp dark recesses of Purple Marauder's basement. You fall deeply in love, marry, and move to a small town in Northern California to quietly live the rest of your lives together. Kharma - Tamina in the back of a Toyota Prius driving around San Francisco. You walk away disappointed, knowing you really wanted to hook up with the person two numbers lower on the list. (Bret Hart) CM Punk - AJ Lee through virtual reality goggles via the internet. Herpes. Lots of herpes. Beth Phoenix - Mae Young underneath the Raw stage during the opening pyros. You get up from the bed and open the closet door, when Kevin Nash and Scott Hall step out. Together, the three of you attack your now former partner and spray "nWo" on their back before calmly leaving through the window. Triple H - Nikki & Brie Bella in an isolated prison cell. Herpes. Lots of herpes. John Cena - Sin Cara on your parents dining table during Christmas dinner. You walk away disappointed, knowing you really wanted to hook up with the person two numbers lower on the list. (Vince McMahon) Vince McMahon - Mae Young on the comatose body of a hospital patient. You post a blog about it on 6 Star Wrestling and nobody believes you, making fun of your claims via troll accounts and secret private messages. Maryse - Vince McMahon against a hot dog stand in downtown New York. You fall deeply in love, marry, and move to a small town in Northern California to quietly live the rest of your lives together. Sin Cara - Maryse on the shoulders of a time traveling Andre The Giant. After an embarrassingly inept performance on your part, you choose to pretend the night never happened and deny it whenever anybody brings it up. Mae Young - Gene Okerlund in the damp dark recesses of Purple Marauder's basement. Herpes. Lots of herpes. (I think this has actually happened) Santino Marella - Layla in the damp dark recesses of Purple Marauder's basement. You soon after write a tell-all book, but nobody buys it and you earn a reputation as nothing more than a shady ring rat. AJ Lee - Triple H in the damp dark recesses of Purple Marauder's basement. Herpes. Lots of herpes. Nikki & Brie Bella - Vince McMahon underneath the Raw stage during the opening pyros. You fall deeply in love, marry, and move to a small town in Northern California to quietly live the rest of your lives together. The Rock - Bret Hart in the locker room shower after a show. You post a blog about it on 6 Star Wrestling and nobody believes you, making fun of your claims via troll accounts and secret private messages. Zack Ryder - Layla in the locker room shower after a show. The following day, they report you for rape and after a year of financial and legal struggles, you decide to end it all with a bullet, a shattered and broken shell of your former self. Mick Foley - Alicia Fox the bakery aisle of your local supermarket. You fall deeply in love, marry, and move to a small town in Northern California to quietly live the rest of your lives together. (I guess Foley and Fox are meant to be) Randy Orton - Daniel Bryan on your parents dining table during Christmas dinner. You get up from the bed and open the closet door, when Kevin Nash and Scott Hall step out. Together, the three of you attack your now former partner and spray "nWo" on their back before calmly leaving through the window. |
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| Kraul | Mar 2 2012, 09:29 AM Post #5 |
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This sounds like it would actually happen, too.
Forced to settle for the Sock half of the Rock N Sock Connection.
WWWYKI
So they're together for about a week or so then?
So dirty you get a disease without even touching her. I've known a few girls like that before.
I was thinking the same thing.
Edited by Kraul, Mar 2 2012, 09:40 AM.
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| Cybrus | Mar 2 2012, 10:52 AM Post #6 |
STAY HYPED!!!
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Something tells me I'm going to be the bitch in this relationship. :woried: But with all that money, I can buy dignity. And girls. Lots and lots of girls. :undertaker: |
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| Kraul | Mar 2 2012, 11:05 AM Post #7 |
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For the small price of seeing a lot more of this face than anybody ever should
Edited by Kraul, Mar 2 2012, 11:05 AM.
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| The Overlord | Mar 2 2012, 11:45 AM Post #8 |
The Two-Time 6SW Know-It-All Champion!
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Who would know this to begin with? I don't think JR is the kind of guy to discuss something as surreal as this seriously to anyone, and Andre would be busy time traveling and such.
 You mispelt "worried".
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| MY85 | Mar 2 2012, 04:50 PM Post #9 |
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It's a fabulous new day, yes it is!
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What I got: Beth Phoenix in an isolated prison cell. The following day, they report you for rape and after a year of financial and legal struggles, you decide to end it all with a bullet, a shattered and broken shell of your former self. |
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| _DL_ | Mar 12 2012, 01:50 AM Post #10 |
BURN IT DOOOWWNNNNNNNN!
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Worth It. |
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