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The perfect plan!; oh its true. Its damn true.
Topic Started: Feb 3 2006, 07:07 PM (358 Views)
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Lets say you have a girlfriend or someone you date. Now lets say you find a discust in them, but learn of their roommate, and you like them a lot more. What do you do? How do you switch roommates? the act is said to be impossible, but I have the solution.

The first Act

First you sit her down, and you tell her that you want to have a menage y twa. This will in turn have a two pronged effect which I will label A and B.

A

1.First she will naturally be disgusted, and tell you to remove yourself from the premises.
2. Her next act will be to tell her room mate who will sound disgusted, but privetly be flattered.
3.You call the house or apartment when you know the first girl will not be there, and that the flattered one will pick up. You strike up a conversation with her, and invite her to a friendly dinner in which she will take you up on. She was flattered remember.
4. Make your move at dinner.

You might ask her roommate would never allow for that, but when she reveals it to your ex, the ex will respong with " if you want to date a pervert, thats fine with me"

You have now officially swapped roomates.

B

1:The roommate says yes to the menage, and talks it over to the room mate, and allow for it(with a little luck) You are now free to have a menage y twa which gives you such bragging rights, and all that good stuff. If the other room mate says no, you could surely find another willing person.

and there you have it, the perfect plan that can not fail, and only reaps good results. Sort of situational, but a great plan indeed.
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um...ok?
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quite Banzo, this is only for us Macks* to discuss.


*People who can get girls
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maybe it's just people who watch Seinfeld ._.
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More like macks who have intelligent discussions about getting woman. This is probably the only tool for trading roomies.
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lol girls.... girls are dumb. i thought you knew that josh... what'll aunao say?
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Me, and Abby are getting dirty on the board lol.
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The correct term is menage et tois.
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lol menage y twa
Neon Twilight: thats really gay
Neon Twilight: so gay
Neon Twilight: gayer than bbm and spanky sex gay
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Looks like we found something Josh phails at.
(Well... you know... other than.... yeah that)
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JESUSCHRISTIHATEFORGETTINGTOSIGNINANDMAKINGAPOSTASAGUEST
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Josh has been watching too much Seinfeld.

And so have I.
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GEORGE: Chamberlain...you could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe.
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I dont fal at anything.
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except spelling fail <_<

I wish Seinfeld was back on TV...
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I dont spell anything wrong.
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yes, you spelled "fal" correctly
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I mix differnent languages in an american twist so AAs mod server doesnt get a lawsuit for discrimination on its ass.
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what about the missing ' in don't and AA's?

What about different?
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banzo you forget doesn't :o
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Don't worry, if legal action is brought against our server, we will grant you the full protection of all our resouces. So, let's see...

Okay, I have 27 cents, a paperclip, and a green lifesaver. That should buy a good lawyer for you Josh!
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since I am so good with words, I shalt defend myself thank you very much!
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Your superior intellect is no match for my puny weapons!

*throws legos at Josh*
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nice waste of perfectly good Lego's.
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*throws Duplo*
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Needs more k'nex lol
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