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Woman = Problems?; Something my sister gave me... O.o
Topic Started: May 11 2006, 08:47 PM (174 Views)
DigitalCrash27
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She just randomly gave me a sheet of paper... O.o... to teach me... "math":

1. To find a woman you need time and money... therefore:
Code:
 
Woman = Time x Money


2. "Time is money" so:

Code:
 
Time = Money


3. Therefore:

Woman = Money x Money
Code:
 
Woman = (Money)^2


4. "Money is the root of all problems"

Code:
 
Money = Squareroot(Problems)


5. Therefore:

Woman = Squareroot(problems)^2

Code:
 
Woman = Problems
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tatersalad14
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When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party~Ron White
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So, why do you mulitply Time and Money?
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DigitalCrash27
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RagnarokXtreme
May 11 2006, 08:05 PM
So, why do you mulitply Time and Money?

lol... I'm. not. sure.

... lol
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DigitalCrash27
May 11 2006, 09:47 PM
1. To find a woman you need time and money... therefore:
Code:
 
Woman = Time x Money


That should be
Code:
 
Time + Money.
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DigitalCrash27
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hotdogturtle
May 11 2006, 08:29 PM
DigitalCrash27
May 11 2006, 09:47 PM
1. To find a woman you need time and money... therefore:
Code:
 
Woman = Time x Money


That should be
Code:
 
Time + Money.

lol, yeah... so in the end...:

Code:
 

Woman = 2(Squareroot(problems))


who the hell made this thing anyways? lol... and how'd they'd get an A+? O.o(It says A+ circumscribed on the paper)
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I suppose time increases proportionatly to the amount of money you have. I guess =/
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Old but still funny.
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Banzo803
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i remember seeing a longer one :(

funny nonetheless though.
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DigitalCrash27
May 11 2006, 07:47 PM
She just randomly gave me a sheet of paper... O.o... to teach me... "math":

1. To find a woman you need time and money... therefore:
Code:
 
Woman = Time x Money


2. "Time is money" so:

Code:
 
Time = Money


3. Therefore:

Woman = Money x Money
Code:
 
Woman = (Money)^2


4. "Money is the root of all problems"

Code:
 
Money = Squareroot(Problems)


5. Therefore:

Woman = Squareroot(problems)^2

Code:
 
Woman = Problems

I find women everywhere.........btw this isn't funny to me.
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