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Come on cavs; series tied 2-2
Topic Started: May 17 2006, 08:28 PM (443 Views)
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THIS TOPIK IS HAX PISTONS USE STEROIDS TO WIN 4-3! ;_;
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Soccer World Cup > this imo...
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Hockey=Baseball>>Football>>>>>>>>>Soccer>Basketball

GO OILERS

STOP SUCKING ASTROS
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May 18 2006, 12:58 PM
Soccer World Cup > this imo...

This. We have real sports outside North America :P

Shame England's best player broke his foot and probably won't be able to play ;_;

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May 18 2006, 08:10 AM
Football>>>>>>>>>Soccer>Basketball>>>>>Baseball>>>>>>>>>>>>Horse Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hockey.

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I predict Buffalo/Edmonton in the finals, but I think Buffalo's going to win.
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Football=Hockey>Baseball>Basketball>(*infinity)Soccer

Here, we clearly see that Football and Hockey are greater than soccer. As a matter of fact, most sports are greater than soccer. Let's abbreviate football, hockey, baseball, etc. with their respective first letters, and x for alternates.

Let f=football
Let h=hockey
Let b=baseball
Let x=basketball
Let s=soccer

(f=h)

Here, we see that football and hockey are equal.

(f=h)>b

Here, Football and Hockey are both greater than baseball. In turn, would could say:
Football>Baseball and
Hockey>Baseball

b>x

Here, Baseball is clearly better than basketball. The fact that basketball is of lesser value than the other sports can be expressed in different ways...
(f=h)>x
f>x
h>x
b>x

Simple, no? Here's where it get's tricky. Football, Hockey, Baseball, and Basketball are so much greater than Soccer than it is displayed in an infinite value as shown:

(f=h)>b>x>(*infinite)soccer

While we cannot display this value of >, we can say that there is no end. It is irrational. Similiarly, it cannot be displayed numberically without the help of mathematical symbols, as it never ends. However, there are exceptions to this rule. There is one mysterious rule to >(*infinity).

While >(*infinity) cannot be displayed numberically without the help of mathematical symbols, such as:
..._
.16

>(*infinity) can however, be displayed in numerical form when to the power of >(*infinity). For example:

>(*infinity)^>(*infinity)

This simply entails that:

>(*infinity)^>(*infinity)=SOCCER SUCKS

Therefore, it is safe to say that SOCCER SUCKS.

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you're a faggot lol

Well to be honest, I am really not a sports fan at all, but when the people around me are pretty much obsessed with footbal (by footbal I mean soccer, because we call it football), it kinda rubs off on me, so I will be supporting england all the way in the world cup.

The weird thing is, is that even though Baseball/'Football' are hugely popular in America, they are virtually non-existent in many other countries, as opposed to soccer, which is played by the majority of nations.

Now cricket/rugby on the other hand lol. Cricket is boring as fuck and has stupid rules, and is played by about 5 countries. Rugby is basically the non pussy (without kevlar armour lol) american football with different rules (rugby came first btw :P)

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Well I bet you know which game I was watching...
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May 19 2006, 05:04 AM
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May 18 2006, 12:58 PM
Soccer World Cup > this imo...

This. We have real sports outside North America :P

Shame England's best player broke his foot and probably won't be able to play ;_;

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Australia's best player got injured because he was playing for your crappy British team :( :P

Bah, Australia is with Brazil and Croatia anyway so i guess it wouldn't have mattered :(
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Canada obviously has the best soccer team ;)
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obviously


I say oilers and sabres in the finals too, I think we have a legitimate shot at the cup
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How about chess which is played in every country? If soccer > football because it is played in more countries, than chess >>>> soccer. Well, I would indeed assert that chess > soccer as in order to do well in soccer you just have to be physically fit in the right muscles and know a few tricks, but to do well in chess requires complete supremacy of the mind.

You see, this is why physical sports are lame. Let's watch muscleheads run around trying to put some geometrically shaped object into some hole!
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Carolina takes it in 7 in an upset. Oilers will beat ducks in 6, then Carolina will beat us in 6 =(
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Basketball>Baseball>>Football>>>>Soccer


Ya, I play basketball, baseball, and soccer.

But not football.
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In america it's basically NASCAR>>Baseball=Football>(* half, it's a little lower)Basketball=Hockey. Soccer does not exsist. >_>

In everywhere else it's basically the opposite.

btw

Ducks vs Carolina

And

Cavs vs. Mavericks (yes the heat suck)

and

Twins vs some other team LOL

minnesooota the goophers/twins/vikings/timberwolves/storm(lol lacrosse)
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May 19 2006, 10:25 AM
How about chess which is played in every country? If soccer > football because it is played in more countries, than chess >>>> soccer. Well, I would indeed assert that chess > soccer as in order to do well in soccer you just have to be physically fit in the right muscles and know a few tricks, but to do well in chess requires complete supremacy of the mind.

You see, this is why physical sports are lame. Let's watch muscleheads run around trying to put some geometrically shaped object into some hole!

:( You make me cry.

Soccer is a beuatfiul sport, it requires precision, quick thinking, quick feet, smart passes and other little things which make it a wonderful sport to behold.
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Soccer is soooooooooooooo boring to watch; they score once or twice in 90+ minutes :(. It also doesn't take any skill, I'm sure they could take monkeys and teach them to play soccer =/
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I tried soccer a couple years. It's fun, and I would've like'd to play longer but I beat the shit out of some kid because he stepped on my bare-foot with cleets and got kicked out of any soccer activity. =\
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May 19 2006, 05:36 PM
Soccer is soooooooooooooo boring to watch; they score once or twice in 90+ minutes :(. It also doesn't take any skill, I'm sure they could take monkeys and teach them to play soccer =/

how does it take no skill? You try making some of those passes and shots they do, not to mention the tricks.
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Tricks are irrelevant to the actual game of soccer =/ you could do them just as well with any other type of similar ball
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methinks you have never seen Ronaldinho is action :(
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iirc there is a Ronaldhino and a Renaldo on every team >_>
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pistons win!! :) :) :) :)
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Who the hell has the time to sit down and watch a 3 hour baseball game.

It's so fucking boring going to a stadium and waiting for something to happen every 10 minutes so you can be like "zomg he hit teh ball"

(It's boring when you're sober anyway ^_^)
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