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| I Just Learned Something about Pandas on Wikipedia; O.o | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 3 2006, 10:38 PM (351 Views) | |
| DigitalCrash27 | Jun 3 2006, 10:38 PM Post #1 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda#Reproduction Read that section... ENTIRELY o.o Lucky Pandas |
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| +Amazing Ampharos | Jun 4 2006, 02:07 AM Post #2 |
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Tangela
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So basically they have a lot of fast sex and zookeepers have them watch porn, but they are really lousy parents. It reminds me of a lot of humans. |
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| +bearzly | Jun 4 2006, 11:02 AM Post #3 |
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Tangela
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but the father pandas don't have to take care of the baby at all <_< |
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| ATHFfreak | Jun 4 2006, 12:15 PM Post #4 |
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I'm close to being banned!!
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oh man they really give them panda porn? 0_o |
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| VampireDude34 | Jun 4 2006, 05:28 PM Post #5 |
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Your Friendly Neighbourhood Vampire Dude
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lucky bastards >.< |
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| DigitalCrash27 | Jun 4 2006, 08:32 PM Post #6 |
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Lol, yeah x) since... as it stated... the pandas lack sex experience so they show them how to do it. I could just imagine a Panda being captured and being all like "Holy shit, I'm being taken out of my habitat", then being put into some crowded room filled with other worried Pandas being all like "Damn it, they caught you too? What the heck is going on?" then the zookeeper's like... "Alright Pandas... time to meet the TV" then afterward's they would be like "wow, I would have never thought of that!" |
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| squirtster | Jun 4 2006, 09:27 PM Post #7 |
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Tangela
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I've never heard a passage that was more hilarious and disturbing at the same time ._. Hey guys, maybe if we're all really good, we'll come back as pandas next life =o |
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| +BBM | Jun 4 2006, 09:29 PM Post #8 |
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hates crunk
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This topic got way too much attention considering its about Pandas fucking and watching porn. |
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| ATHFfreak | Jun 4 2006, 09:35 PM Post #9 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Reproduction_and_genetics animals are creepy |
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| squirtster | Jun 4 2006, 09:46 PM Post #10 |
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Tangela
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Of course, once ATHF is reminded of this topic he goes and researches the reproductive habits of other animals =P |
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| +bearzly | Jun 4 2006, 09:48 PM Post #11 |
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Tangela
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...while squiser goes to research the reproductive habits of anime characters |
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| ATHFfreak | Jun 4 2006, 09:50 PM Post #12 |
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actually i was talking to bk about how i should do random searches on wiki and so i did rofl |
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| squirtster | Jun 4 2006, 10:15 PM Post #13 |
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Tangela
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more like experience them osnap
k if you say so |
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| +bearzly | Jun 4 2006, 10:18 PM Post #14 |
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Tangela
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lol I don't want to think of how you do that squiser |
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| +Sir Spanky | Jun 5 2006, 08:13 AM Post #15 |
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Less bananated than Shippou
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iirc the Alpha male lion in the pride has a constant orgy with all the lionesses in the pride. Saw some nature program on it once where on average, he has sex 3 times an hour, never hunts (women do that) and just spends his whole life bumming around
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Neon Twilight: thats really gay Neon Twilight: so gay Neon Twilight: gayer than bbm and spanky sex gay | |
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| DigitalCrash27 | Jun 5 2006, 12:19 PM Post #16 |
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Lol actually yeah though... he began with something along the lines of "Man... I want to be a Panda now" and then I said... "Yeah... o.o I just learned something else on wikipedia" and gave this link... >.> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Social_behavior and then he was all like "wtf?" and that's how the whole conversation started... |
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| squirtster | Jun 5 2006, 12:49 PM Post #17 |
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Tangela
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lmao |
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| Banzo803 | Jun 6 2006, 05:34 AM Post #18 |
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Tangela
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I was the alpha male in year 8 science class cos i got the highest test score, whilst we were studying stuff about Evolution and survival of the fittest. |
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| +bearzly | Jun 9 2006, 10:46 PM Post #19 |
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Tangela
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...82&q=panda+porn whee |
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| Soannoying | Jun 9 2006, 10:56 PM Post #20 |
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THEhammer
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that video has terrible graphics is hilarious partially because of that! |
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http://z3.invisionfree.com/CaptainsModdedS...dex.php?act=idx 8558584's tournament: http://z3.invisionfree.com/CaptainsModdedS...hp?showtopic=21 | |
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