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I Just Learned Something about Pandas on Wikipedia; O.o
Topic Started: Jun 3 2006, 10:38 PM (351 Views)
DigitalCrash27
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda#Reproduction

Read that section... ENTIRELY

o.o

Lucky Pandas
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So basically they have a lot of fast sex and zookeepers have them watch porn, but they are really lousy parents. It reminds me of a lot of humans.
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but the father pandas don't have to take care of the baby at all <_<
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oh man they really give them panda porn? 0_o
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lucky bastards >.<
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Jun 4 2006, 11:15 AM
oh man they really give them panda porn? 0_o

Lol, yeah x) since... as it stated... the pandas lack sex experience so they show them how to do it. I could just imagine a Panda being captured and being all like "Holy shit, I'm being taken out of my habitat", then being put into some crowded room filled with other worried Pandas being all like "Damn it, they caught you too? What the heck is going on?" then the zookeeper's like... "Alright Pandas... time to meet the TV" then afterward's they would be like "wow, I would have never thought of that!"
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When mating, the female is in a crouching, head-down position as the male mounts from behind. Copulation time is short, ranging from thirty seconds to five minutes, but the male may mount repeatedly to ensure successful fertilization. Mating is also a very noisy time, accompanied by moaning and squealing.


I've never heard a passage that was more hilarious and disturbing at the same time ._.

Hey guys, maybe if we're all really good, we'll come back as pandas next life =o
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This topic got way too much attention considering its about Pandas fucking and watching porn.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Reproduction_and_genetics

animals are creepy
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Of course, once ATHF is reminded of this topic he goes and researches the reproductive habits of other animals =P
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...while squiser goes to research the reproductive habits of anime characters
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actually i was talking to bk about how i should do random searches on wiki and so i did rofl
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Jun 4 2006, 08:48 PM
...while squiser goes to research the reproductive habits of anime characters

more like experience them osnap

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Jun 4 2006, 08:50 PM
actually i was talking to bk about how i should do random searches on wiki and so i did rofl


k if you say so
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lol I don't want to think of how you do that squiser
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iirc the Alpha male lion in the pride has a constant orgy with all the lionesses in the pride. Saw some nature program on it once where on average, he has sex 3 times an hour, never hunts (women do that) and just spends his whole life bumming around :P

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squirtster
Jun 4 2006, 09:15 PM
bearzly
Jun 4 2006, 08:48 PM
...while squiser goes to research the reproductive habits of anime characters

more like experience them osnap

ATHFfreak
Jun 4 2006, 08:50 PM
actually i was talking to bk about how i should do random searches on wiki and so i did rofl


k if you say so

Lol

actually yeah though... he began with something along the lines of "Man... I want to be a Panda now" and then I said... "Yeah... o.o I just learned something else on wikipedia"

and gave this link... >.>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Social_behavior

and then he was all like "wtf?" and that's how the whole conversation started...
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Jun 5 2006, 11:19 AM

lmao
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Jun 6 2006, 12:13 AM
iirc the Alpha male lion in the pride has a constant orgy with all the lionesses in the pride. Saw some nature program on it once where on average, he has sex 3 times an hour, never hunts (women do that) and just spends his whole life bumming around :P

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I was the alpha male in year 8 science class cos i got the highest test score, whilst we were studying stuff about Evolution and survival of the fittest.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...82&q=panda+porn

whee
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that video has terrible graphics is hilarious partially because of that!
http://z3.invisionfree.com/CaptainsModdedS...dex.php?act=idx
8558584's tournament: http://z3.invisionfree.com/CaptainsModdedS...hp?showtopic=21
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