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How to become the Ultimate Gamefaqs Adv Champion; A Warstory
Topic Started: Jan 19 2007, 08:35 PM (491 Views)
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So I end up getting Sandslash for the final round, which I had mixed feelings about. I knew Sandslash is pretty decent at every metagame, but I also know that he hacks like a motherfucking lumberjack.

My Team: Team Saving Netbattle
Gengar
Heracross
Celebi
Moltres
Swampert
Tyranitar

Sandslash's Team: Team I eat sand for pleasure
Machamp
Celebi
Milotic
Skarmory
Gengar
Starmie

Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Ruby/Sapphire
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Rule: Apply PP Ups
Rule: Battle Timeout
Rule: Unrated
BBM (test) vs Sandal. Begin!
BBM (test) sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!
Sandal sent out Machamp (Lv.100 Machamp)!
BBM (test): lo

So I'm met straight up by his Machamp and I know Gengar wouldn't be able to OHKO it with anything it had so I opt to switch to Celebi because nothing else would really be able to take a super effective hit if he predicted right, however, much to my surprise, he switches to his own Celebi as well. I then switch to Tyranitar and get those sands a-raging while he CM's. I manage to get a sub up on his celebi while
he baton pases the CM (meh) to machamp thinking it might be boah. I get ready to focus punch thinking I might as well just damage him and get the hell out of there, but what happened next was just... well, look.

Begin Turn #4
Tyranitar is tightening its focus!
Machamp used Cross Chop!
Machamp's attack missed!
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Tyranitar used Focus Punch!
(78% damage)
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Begin Turn #5
Machamp used Cross Chop!
Machamp's attack missed!
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Tyranitar used Hidden Power!
(10% damage)
It's not very effective...
Machamp fainted!
BBM (test): =///
Sandal sent out Milotic (Lv.100 Milotic)!
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The sandstorm rages.
Milotic is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Milotic's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Tyranitar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #5
BBM (test)'s Tyranitar: 378 HP
Sandal's Milotic: 100% HP
BBM (test): that sucks
Sandal: .-.


6-5 BBM

Not only did I manage to Focus Punch Machamp to death, the second miss allowed me to keep my sub ^_^ In case you don't know, this is very good for me, and very bad for sandslash. After, he sends in Milotic who I promptly focus punch while it breaks my sub with crushing waves of doom and then make tyranitar skedaddle as fast as he can on those rocky legs. I switch in Heracross to take the obvious Hypnosis coming but turns out it missed so no guts boost for me :( I then proceed to Megahorn and catch his Gengar on the switch for a nice 46%, 4x Resist my ass. I normally would have stayed in with Heracross since Gengar couldn't do much to me, but I knew Sandslash was packing something tricky so I switched to Celebi and took a fire punch for around 150 damage or so, and recieved a burn as well. I then opt to switch out Celery for Tyranitar to take on Fire Punch Gengar but for some reason ss switches to his own Celebi, perhaps thinking I would Psychic which allows me to gain a free sub for Tyranitar once again as he switches to his Skarmory to take on Tar. I manage to punch Skarmory's metal ass as he tries to set up spikes and sub up on me which I wasn't letting happen so I end up punching him 2 times and he roars me out, bringing in ...


Moltres (Lv.100 Moltres) was dragged out!

The savior of netbattle, as called by some. I end up Will-o-Wisping with Moltres while he sends in Milotic to my surprise, which would prove an obstacle in the end. I was thinking though that with the sand in play and a burn, it wouldn't like switching in as much. After a few turns of futilely attacking it with HP grass, I switch to Heracross in order to finish it off at which point he brings in Starmie for whatever reason. From there, I make a very critical move because my team would have problems with Starmie later on.

Begin Turn #19
Starmie used Surf!
(131 damage)
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Heracross used Megahorn!
(100% damage)
It's super effective!
Starmie fainted!
Sandal sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!

6-4 BBM


I then leave Heracross in to get finished off by Gengar the next turn since it has served its purpose pretty well.

Begin Turn #20
Gengar used Giga Drain!
(61 damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
Heracross had its energy drained!
Heracross fainted!
BBM (test) sent out Moltres (Lv.100 Moltres)!


5-4 BBM

Sandslash then decides to send in Skarmory as a sacrifice to Moltar and Moltar happily obliges.

Begin Turn #22
Moltres used Fire Blast!
(26% damage)
It's super effective!
Skarmory fainted!
Sandal: lol .-.
Sandal sent out Celebi (Lv.100 Celebi)!


5-3 BBM

For some odd reason, Sandslash is a glutton for punishment and sends in Celebi thinking it would survive Moltres' Fire Blast :-/

Begin Turn #23
Moltres used Fire Blast!
(100% damage)
It's super effective!
Celebi fainted!
Sandal sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!


5-2 BBM

Then, Thor, the god of Thunder decides that is is Moltres's time to go as Sandslash's Gengar manages to score a lucky critical hit to finish off moltres :(

Begin Turn #24
Gengar used Thunderbolt!
(328 damage)
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Moltres fainted!
BBM (test): omg
BBM (test): why
BBM (test): WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BBM (test) sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!


4-2 BBM

What happens the next 2 turns is just a massive pokemon slaughter as both of our Gengars die to either sandstorm or each other's thunderbolts leaving the score at...

3-1 BBM

So now it is my Celebi against his burned Milotic with Sandstorm in play. I decide this will be easy clean up so I start Calm Minding but I forgot that he had Hypnosis and get hit with it. Over the next few turns he keeps Ice Beaming me while I desperately wait for Celebi to wake up. I only had Tyranitar and Swampert left and both of those were no match for a burned Milotic. However, at the last possible second...

Begin Turn #34
Celebi is fast asleep.
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Milotic used Ice Beam!
(82 damage)
It's super effective!
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The sandstorm rages.
Celebi is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Milotic is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Celebi's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Milotic's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Milotic is hurt by its burn!
End of turn #34
BBM (test)'s Celebi: 86 HP (Slp)
Sandal's Milotic: 25% HP (Brn)
Sandal: crit

Begin Turn #35
Celebi woke up!
Celebi used Psychic!
(25% damage)
Milotic fainted!

End Battle! BBM (test) wins!
Score: 3 to 0

Sandal: no wake
Sandal: lol
Sandal: gg
BBM (test): kgg
BBM (test): am the best

I HAVE PREVAILED!
I am now the official ULTIMATE GAMEFAQS ADV TOURNAMENT CHAMPION. It wasn't easy, but I made it.


Props:
Tyranitar for taking out Machamp and causing havoc among Sandslash's team.
Celebi for waking up at last possible moment.
Moltres for destroying much of Sandslash's team.


Hope you all enjoy ^_^
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imo make a warstory out of the REAL battle between you two
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Cool battle, good read.
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i have failed team aurora
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I actually got good opponent's the first 2 rounds.

Then Tater hacked me.
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this topic deserves more posts
also "Sandslash's Team: Team I eat sand for pleasure" still makes me lol ^_^
also i've completely forgotten about fine user tatersalad :o
Edited by Sandslash, Aug 30 2009, 03:44 AM.
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hacks more than a lumberjack bahahahhaha
Neon Twilight: thats really gay
Neon Twilight: so gay
Neon Twilight: gayer than bbm and spanky sex gay
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Was this the battle in which Sandslash let down TEAM AURORA or Blizzard or whatever the hell I am

EDIT: My sig tells me I'm team aurora
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forgive me =(
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Nostalgia, please.
(21:51:38) meddle: jolteon beats sandslash
(21:51:45) meddle: but both beat shuckle

^the truth

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edit: especially spanky
Edited by BBM, Sep 1 2009, 08:14 PM.
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poll added for emphasis
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voted for two because you suck at polls/i'm gay.
(21:51:38) meddle: jolteon beats sandslash
(21:51:45) meddle: but both beat shuckle

^the truth

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You have voted for too many choices.
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but i want to vote for the last 5 options :(
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(21:51:38) meddle: jolteon beats sandslash
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