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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 12 2008, 11:39 PM (384 Views) | |
| +Crunk Juice | Feb 12 2008, 11:39 PM Post #1 |
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bbm is (super) gay
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when it comes to sex im similar to the thrilla in manilla, honeys call me bigga the condom filla. whether its stiff tounge or stiff dick i squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit ---- she mad because what we had didn't last, im glad because her cousin let me hit the ass, the way my pockets swell to the rim with Benjamins, another hon's in the crib, please send her in. I fuck nonstop, lick my lips alot, used to lick the clits alot, but lickin clits had to stop. cause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go down below --- I got the cleanest meanest penis, ya never seen this stroke of genius, So take off your Tim boots and your bodysuit, I mean the spandex and hit my man next. Sex gettin rougher when it come to the nut buster, Pussy crusher, big nasty motherfucker. I don't chase em, I replace em, and if I'm caressin em, I'm undressin em. |
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| +Phiddlesticks | Feb 12 2008, 11:51 PM Post #2 |
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CHIME CHIME
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honey i got a lot of money could you be my naaaasty giiiiiiiiiiirl and let me do that dirrrty daaaaaaance with you |
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| +hotdogturtle | Feb 13 2008, 12:50 AM Post #3 |
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Tangela
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i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans |
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| +Undergamed | Feb 13 2008, 04:56 PM Post #4 |
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IM GAY
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| VampireDude34 | Feb 13 2008, 06:57 PM Post #5 |
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Your Friendly Neighbourhood Vampire Dude
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what the hell is going on |
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| +Sandslash | Feb 14 2008, 12:16 PM Post #6 |
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inferior
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you guys scare me |
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| +Jolteon | Feb 14 2008, 03:06 PM Post #7 |
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Army of fgts
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LOL |
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(21:51:38) meddle: jolteon beats sandslash (21:51:45) meddle: but both beat shuckle ^the truth
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| bigshot | Feb 14 2008, 03:55 PM Post #8 |
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My Computer Crashed :c
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I followed that bitch to her house She's kind of stupid, walking through the block without a spouse She's got a hold of her purse with a death grip But the purse ain't what I want so don't trip I know she saw me when she started walking faster I grabbed the glock and I was just about to blast her But then I stopped because I thought it'd be much better If the bitch is still alive then the pussy gonna be wetter So the chase was on, I started running I said "You'd better stop, cause if you don't I'm gonna be gunning" She didn't stop so I popped on in her knee That's when she straight-up hit the motherfucking concrete I grabbed her legs and threw her in the buck She said, "Don't be so rough cause I really wanna fuck" I started digging, my nigga, I was digging She had a knife and in my back that bitch was digging I was high so I didn't feel shit She realized she was fucking with a lunatic She started screaming "Let me go," loud as fuck Cause of her hollering I busted me a fat nut I stood up and started wiping off my shit And put it in her mouth and said "Suck bitch" Don't get it twisted it wasn't my dick the bitch was sucking It was the barrel of my glock that had her head ducking I took it out and stuck it in her pussy I pulled the trigger and the nut came thick and mushy I grabbed my gun and disappeared like Jack the Ripper Young X-Raided is a real bitch killer |
![]() A BBM original. I can't read it either. :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:39:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: ubers is my best metagame :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:42:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: cuz i'm good at it :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:46:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: i'm good at uu :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:50:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: i defeated skarm :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:52:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: </rekt>
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| +Phiddlesticks | Feb 14 2008, 04:21 PM Post #9 |
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CHIME CHIME
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Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable As I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked tounguing her rotted anus I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill her body exceptional she thought I was normal but I wanted more I came blood inside of her chocking on the clot gagging on the snot gushing blood, from her mouth bloody gel leaking out Body buried in a shallow grave Unmarked for none to find The sickness I have left behind Undetected go my crimes The greatest thrill of my life To slit my own cock with a knife Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin Back from the dead I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction |
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| +Undergamed | Feb 14 2008, 05:14 PM Post #10 |
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IM GAY
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This forum is turning into 4chan, with less kiddie porn. |
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| bigshot | Feb 14 2008, 05:20 PM Post #11 |
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My Computer Crashed :c
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I feel for ya UG. That Anonymous guy can be a real jerk. |
![]() A BBM original. I can't read it either. :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:39:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: ubers is my best metagame :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:42:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: cuz i'm good at it :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:46:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: i'm good at uu :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:50:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: i defeated skarm :`ˇ.¸.ˇ´:13:58:52:`ˇ.¸.ˇ´: Sandslash: </rekt>
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| +Phiddlesticks | Feb 14 2008, 05:35 PM Post #12 |
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but i was just 1upping bigshots lyrics with Cannibal Corpse lyrics ?_? |
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| +Crunk Juice | Feb 14 2008, 11:31 PM Post #13 |
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bbm is (super) gay
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Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head Sit down, and watch you bleed to death I hear the sound of your last breath Shouldnt have been around, I went all the way left You was in the right place with me at the wrong time Im a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind Calm down, back to reality Dont fear death, cause I know that its promised to me Flashes, I get flashes of jason Gimme a knife, a million lives Im wastin The shadow of death follows me, I dont give a fuck Pussy play superman, your assll get boxed up Put him in a straight jacket, the mans sick This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic |
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| +Undergamed | Feb 15 2008, 06:51 AM Post #14 |
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IM GAY
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I googled WTF and that was the first image >_> |
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