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Man I am such a badass
Topic Started: Jul 3 2009, 10:24 AM (217 Views)
+Jolteon
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So i was out at the beach with my foster brothers Trevor, Cory, Jim, Randy. I was getting some rays, tanning up my cut black frame. The bitches couldn't keep their eyes off of me and my boys. I love how they know i'm the shit. The fuckin bitches flock to me and my boys when we get there. Asking to put fuckin lotion on my body and shit, like i fucking need lotion to protect me from the sun. i said fuck it and let them rub me down, feel my huge frame and my jacked biscepts.

This one stupid bitch was lighting up a tiki torch, fucking whore dropped it and it caught my fro on fire. She moved real fuckin swift and put it out. My fucking fro was all burnt up though so i was fucking pissed. I was about to ruin this bitches day before she got on her knees and begged for her life. told me she'd pay for a hair cut and shit. Said her father was a barber or some shit. I let this puny bitch drive me there. We got in and i was furious, told her old man that he raised a stupid whore. I could tell he was getting offended and wanted to throw a punch, he fucking knew who i was and knew i'd put him in a coma so he held back. Get in the chair and he asks what happened. I looked at him and i told him next time he asked me a stupid fucking question id slap his daughter across the face.

So i told the old man i want my fro evend out, he responded with yes sir. His hands were fucking shaking while cutting my hair, i could tell he was scared of me. The old man fucking slipped and cut my ear, i was fucking furious. He immediately apologize, i turned to him and he flinched and coward away. The old asshole thought i was about to murder his ass. Told him to get the fuck back over here and finish my hair before he got himself into anymore shit. I was sitting in the chair furious as fuck about him cutting me, he made me bleed. It was the first time i ever bled in my life, i wasn't about to let this go.

He finally finishes evening out my fro so i stand up and start walking to the door, i didn't say shit. He says that'll be 12 dollars. I turn around i don't say a thing. I walk over to him and i knock his fucking teeth out and throw him through his window onto the street. I walk through the broken window all slow like, like fucking clint eastwood and shit, hard as fuck. I see the cops driving by, they notice me but pick up speed quick, they don't want anything to do with this. I crush the old mans skull with a foot stop and put him to sleep. I walk back into the barbershop and i tell the stupid whore to run for her life. She's screaming for her life and runs. I give the cash register a quick little elbow and it pops open. Take out the 400 dollars that was in there. Buy some new gear for my foster brothers.
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(21:51:45) meddle: but both beat shuckle

^the truth

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mmm copy pasta

nothing as delicious as it
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badass
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+Jolteon
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uberhaxx0r
Jul 3 2009, 07:45 PM
mmm copy pasta

nothing as delicious as it
Motherfucker you talkin' to me? You think I make this shit up? Do you know who I am?
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^the truth

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uberhaxx0r
Jul 3 2009, 07:45 PM
mmm copy pasta

nothing as delicious as it
The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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i agree with the above poster
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i agree with the above poster

wait fuck
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i agree with the above poster
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uberhaxx0r
Jul 5 2009, 03:22 AM
i agree with the above poster

wait fuck
Personally being a psychology major, i find that this guy is lacking some serious fundamentals in the sense that he talks a bit too much about irrevelent things. I believe a previous poster mentioned that his comment was most likley not recreprical of how he felt, and that is also indicative of his response to you after you told him your breasts were fake. I believe this guy is looking for a good lay, question is what are you looking for? Just remember you always put youself and what you want first, your companion should always be an accessory to an already fulfilling sense of self, not the factor which brings you that value
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