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My Office; Trade discussion ...by appointment only
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Topic Started: Oct 24 2008, 11:12 AM (1,221 Views)
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Jarman Magic
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Oct 24 2008, 11:12 AM
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Make an appointment with my beautiful bikini-clad nympho receptionist.
If there's no answer please leave a message as she's probably being de-briefed in my office.

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Jarman Magic
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Jan 10 2009, 09:35 AM
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Wow!! The receptionists bikini is even more skimpy than usual today. She wants YOU!! Come in and check her out.
Oh, and while you're here how about we talk about a trade ot 2?

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Jan 11 2009, 11:24 PM
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Would like to book an appointment with the receptionist!
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Jarman Magic
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Jan 27 2009, 11:24 AM
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I'd like to thank my receptionist for her assistance in the negotiations with Fire Breathing Falcons which let do Priddis and Vince becoming Warriors.

In case people are wondering why my receptionist isn't always the same girl I also run a modelling agency and the girls are contracted to work (I use this word loosely) at the club on a periodical basis which ensures whoever is in the office is able to perform all tasks 24/7
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Jarman Magic
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Apr 27 2009, 01:37 PM
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Part time Woodville receptionist Miranda tells me she didn't hold back in the negotiations that saw Cooney, Enright and Bail become Warriors.
Since she was "negotiating" with P4L I decided that it was best that she immediately get a check up to make sure she didn't catch anything. I'd have given her another full body examination myself but thought it'd be safer if I kept my distance until she gets the all-clear.
Don't know how much longer I can hold back though...

She's just waiting for the results now so should be right to start negotiating for more trades this afternoon.
Anyone who's interested in a trade should enquire to my receptionist here
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Jarman Magic
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May 1 2009, 01:11 PM
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Our receptionist said she would bend over backwards if it would help get Bryce Gibbs to the Woodville Warriors...

All angles were explored...

and finally a deal was done that satisfied both parties
I decided to give her a raise, cos she gave me one!!
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Jarman Magic
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May 31 2009, 07:07 PM
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My receptionist has been heating up recently with 2 deals that see some of the best young prospects in the game making their way to Woodville.

Hoping that Rich, Beams, Masten, Selwood and Hawkins can "fire" for us
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May 31 2009, 09:24 PM
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Feel free to keep making trades JM
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Jun 1 2009, 04:57 PM
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Interested in Selwood, Rischitelli and Masten mate.
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Jarman Magic
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Jun 1 2009, 06:15 PM
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Did you get my pm? My computer crashed as I sent it so not sure if it actually sent.
In the mean time, let me introduce you to today's secretary. You'll be "negotiating" with her

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Jun 1 2009, 06:18 PM
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Nice
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Jarman Magic
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Jul 1 2009, 03:25 PM
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My receptionist welcoming P4L in negotiations for Brent Prismall

Turned out to be the fastest "negotiation" of all time. "Interested in this?"... "Yep".. and it was all over! You know there's apparently nasal sprays out there that can help Pie?
Anyway, the result sees Brent Prismall and Michael Still in Woodville guernseys while Jason Blake and Jamie McNamara make their way to the Falcons after being solid performers for the Warriors.
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Jarman Magic
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Aug 20 2009, 02:37 PM
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Before you have a go at me I'd like to remind everyone that I never said my receptionists are smart..
Firstly Stonecats expressed their interest in Krak.
My receptionist got a bit confused (much to the delight of wixism) and is shown here preparing to give him what she thought he wanted...

After some "negotiation" a deal was made.
M.Brown (WCE) + S.Blease -> Woodville for N.Krakouer -> Stonecats
Then stife made an appointment to talk about getting Rich. This caused some confusion too...

Stife walked away with all the riches that were on offer while this little beauty took all Stife had to offer up forward and down back!
D.Rich + S.Reid, M.Cook -> South East Cougars for R.Griffen, J.Anthony, T.Slattery -> Woodville
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Jarman Magic
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Aug 20 2009, 02:45 PM
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I've got a couple of dead-set-sexy-as-f**k stunners lined up for my next couple of trades!!
Hope you're on the receiving end
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Aug 20 2009, 05:19 PM
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David Schwartz is an admin! This game is therefore awesome&#
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I would like to set up an appointment JM yeah?
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Jarman Magic
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Aug 20 2009, 06:32 PM
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Absolutely dtm. Don't creep out my receptionists too much though!
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dtm 06
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Aug 20 2009, 06:49 PM
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David Schwartz is an admin! This game is therefore awesome&#
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Nothing wrong with David Brent JM!
What would you want for Pears?
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Jarman Magic
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Aug 20 2009, 06:54 PM
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Key defenders is an area where I have a bit of a shortage. Don't know if I can afford to trade him.
Are all the stars on your team list saying how tradeable they are up to date?
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Jarman Magic
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Aug 31 2009, 12:49 AM
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My receptionist loves Big Cox and was determined to get a deal done. There was a happy ending for all involved!

When she walked away from this negotiation the following deal was not theonly thing revealed...
Dean Cox -> Woodville
Dayne Beams, Pick 17 + Pick 34 -> FBF
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Jarman Magic
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Sep 10 2009, 12:19 AM
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Woodville are looking for some small backs up to their mid 20's and maybe a small forward and key defender in the same age range.
There are a few players on my list that I'm not wanting to trade but my first pick and all of my players are on the table if the trade is right.
I don't particularly want to delist any of my players as I think even the bottom of my will go ok but will need to get down to the maximums for the drafts so would trade multiple kids in one deal if you want.
By the way, I've got a couple more top shelf receptionists ready to negotiate the next couple of deals
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