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The Ever Expanding Negi Was Adopted By Fate and Nanoha; Preserved for posterity. And future expansion
Topic Started: Jan 18 2014, 02:24 AM (658 Views)
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What if Negi was adopted by Fate and Nanoha?

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CHAPTER 1/1

"So you have to teach a real class?" Vita asked.

Negi sighed. "Yeah. Stupid local laws about getting certified, the A-rank test back home was so much more fun-"

"What's with that kid?"

"Is he a foriegn-"

Any further harassment by random people on the train was interrupted by Vita's death glare.

"Ahhhh-"

Vita immediately placed a tissue in front of Negi's nose. "Kid, seriously. We've got shots and pills and sonic electronic treatments for those allergies."

"Excuse me! Your love will be unrequited."

"What did you say, you bra-woaaaaaah!" Asuna abruptly found herself overbalanced and fell as Negi caught her hand, twisted aside, and pulled.

"Been practicing your Strike Arts with Zafs? Not bad, Negi." Vita observed, noting that the newcomer, herself, and her charge all had the exact same red hair. Freaky.

"I HATE KIDS!" Asuna declared, her voice muffled by the fact her face was pressing into the ground.


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CHAPTER 1/2

"Especially annoying little fleas like-" Graf Eisen appeared for all of three nanoseconds, long enough to sweep Asuna's legs out from under her.

"You should probably talk nice about the teachers. Bad things seem to happen when you don't." Negi observed. Asuna continued ranting to the ground as if she hadn't been interrupted.

Konoka was confused by the ensuing brofist between the two shorter redheads.


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CHAPTER 1/3

"I count two constructs and a...is that a vampire? For real? I thought Belka wiped them out." Vita said, looking at the class roster's picture.

"A vampire!? Oh god, what if she-" Negi started, having grown up with Belkan vampire stories.

"Me. If not me, your moms. If not your moms, then the rest of their friends. Think I'll go sit with the constructs, hmm? Keep to type." Vita absent-mindedly swatted the descending blackboard eraser into Evangeline's face as she entered the classroom.


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While most of 3-A mobbed Negi, Vita leaned back in her chair. "So what's your story, you two?"

"I'm a, ah, ghost." Sayo said.

Vita nodded. "Cool. And you're a robot, I take it?"

"Yes." Chachamaru replied.

"I'm an immortal combat construct. Which is like a robot, only involving more magic and less science."

Chachamaru seemed to perk up, in as much as a robot could. "Really?"


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WHO KNOWS!? 1/1

"EVANGELINE ATHANASIA KATHERINE MCDOWELL!"

Evangeline looked up at the odd brown-haired woman. "Go away."

"You've been messing with my son. That's not going to happen."

"Lady, you can't do a thing about-" Which was when the magic circles started appearing.

And Evangeline realized that yes, Nanoha Takamachi actually could do something about it.


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WHO KNOWS? 1/2

"But I don't have a soul!" Chachamaru protested, listening to the rather...spirited discussion Evangaline and Nanoha were having. "Why would he eve-"

"Pshaw. I don't have one either by those standards. You can manage intelligent conversation. You look reasonably human. You've got the parts to be partying. Trust me, that's more than enough where he and I are from." Vita shot back, clearly amused. Then she winced at a crash. "Oh geez, that was a bombardment spell like Hayate casts. I didn't even know Nanoha could do that..."


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WHO KNOWS? 2/1

"Kotaro!"

"Keep it down, man! You gotta hide me!" Kotaro whined. "She's trying to bathe me again.

"No problem." Negi said, gesturing to the closet.

"Thanks, man, you're my best friend." Kotaro said, climbing into the closet. Negi momentarily blushed. That was really forward of Kotaro.


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WHO KNOWS? 3/1

"Who the hell are you?" Chao asked.

The woman raised her sword. "Gadgets. Delightful." The smile on Signum Yagami's face was both predatory and oddly serene. "You could call me...Aunt Signum, I suppose. How's the weather in Syria Planum, dear?"

"Lady you are seriously-" Chao activated her time jump and to her horror saw Signum had somehow moved along with hers, "-starting to..."

"Temporal mechanics. I hate temporal mechanics." Signum said with some vehemence.

Chao had time to mutter a "Well, crap." before things went terribly wrong.


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WHO KNOWS? 4/1

"The way of your father-"

"Mother." Negi corrected. "The way of my mother." He paused. "And the answer is yes."

Another pause. "And seriously, you think I'd train with Evangeline? She's not bad, but when it comes to dark mentors I have world-killing abominations on speed dial."


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WHO KNOWS? 5/1

Jack Rakan leaned down and kissed Vita on the cheek. "My charming young friend, and, " he turned to kiss Signum's cheek as well, "my charming also young friend...care for a drink?"

Both Wolkenritter actually blushed. Vita, however, had a comment. "Once you give back the panties."

"I have to admit, that technique usually causes people more pause than that..." Rakan said. "Ah well. I'm glad to finally meet women who are proud of their bodies. Here."
"Where you going?"

"Away."
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CHAPTER 1/4

Negi watched Nodoka tumble down the stairs with a sigh.

"Flash move."

"Are you okay, Miyazaki-san?" Negi asked, and looked up to see...oh great. It was that other redhead again.

"Y-You-" she stuttered, and then rushed him at about the same time he realized that she'd seen him save Nodoka.

Which was when the Strike Arts training of far too many mornings being awakened while it was still dark by Uncle Zafs took over. The positioning was awkward, but she reached for his Device, so he gave it to her hand. Blunt tip first, swatting her arm aside and shifting to try and avoid the hand going for his shoulder.

Negi didn't quite make it, and was glad Nodoka managed to support herself after he was dragged away. He wrapped both hands around Asuna's wrist where she'd grabbed his shoulder, planted his feet in the other redhead's midsection, and used her as leverage against herself. She went down on top of him and he kept his legs tensed to push her off as she fell.

Asuna immediately regretted her attempt to mug someone she suspected was a superhero. She further regretted it when she realized she'd flashed the entire area going over, including-oh, this was too cruel! Not Takahata-sensei!


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CHAPTER 1/5

"You'll help me, right?"

"No." Negi stated firmly.

"But you said you had to help people!" Asuna protested. "Takahata-sensei hates me now and it's your fault!"

"No, he doesn't, and no, it's not." Negi said. "Has anyone ever told you're a demanding bully?"

"You brat! Come on, at least help me a little!" Pleading and insults mixed, with appropriate whiplash of tone.

"NEGI-SENSEI!" the welcoming party thundered as they walked through the door. Vita, in the back, raised an eyebrow.

Negi glanced to Asuna. "You need to find the courage to confess. And the luck that he'd not laugh. One you're going to have to help yourself. The other nobody can help you with."

"Negi-sensi, ah, um, about that incident earlier..." Nodoka began.

"Think nothing of it!" Negi assured her. "A little exercise did me some good, I had to travel a long way to get to Japan, you know!"

"Ah, okay!" Nodoka began, before a half-dozen accusations of Bookstore making a move on the teacher were whispered.
Edited by Night (or NGT), Jan 18 2014, 11:13 PM.
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"Away."
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In any case, I like this, because it's amusing. I wonder how Setsuna (and Konoka) will react since Negi has two mothers...
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We do have separator lines so you don't need to put all snippets into different quote blocks. Maybe you can give 'em a timestamp so they're easier to put in order later?
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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We do have separator lines so you don't need to put all snippets into different quote blocks. Maybe you can give 'em a timestamp so they're easier to put in order later?
Good point. Hmm. I can't actually remember the chapters for some of these, though, so I'll probably just give them a relative timestamp for them until I work my way back to that.
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"Away."
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Hey! This is actually being continued! Woo!
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I've numbered them by their chapter and their relative order to other parts of that chapter I've posted.

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CHAPTER 2/1

Asuna woke up to discover Vita had crawled into her bed. She very wisely, after some of the previous disasters, gently shook the smallest Wolkenritter awake. "Uh...Vita, this isn't your bed."

"Dammit," Vita muttered. "I thought I'd outgrown the whole Hayate thing. Sorry about that Asuna, won't happen again."

Negi slept peacefully on the couch, though he did snore. Terrible habit, picked up from one of his moms. Konoka had covered her head with a pillow but climbed out of bed cheerfully. "How do you like eggs, Negi?" she called.

"Scrambled." Just like his mom made. Because Nanoha Takamachi befriended even her breakfast.
"Where you going?"

"Away."
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Glad it's being continued.
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CHAPTER 2/2

"I'm the only one who knows you're a mage, right?" Asuna asked. "I mean, you'd better tone it down with making me late for work or I'll expose you. To the class, the media..."

"Um, are you sure you want to do that?" Negi asked.

"What?"

"You've just acknowledged that I have superpowers."

"Yeah?"

"Do you think it is a good idea to blackmail someone who by your admission has superpowers?"

"Uh...another time, I need to think about how to get together with Takahata-sensei."




This time it was Negi who batted the descending eraser into Evangeline's face. She coughed, once, and frowned heavily, as the lesson began.

Although nobody was quite sure why Negi was using the The Voice of the Guns for the lesson. "Saw ye our work by the roadside, the shrouding things lying? Moaning to God that He made them - the maimed and the dying? Husbands or sons, fathers or lovers, we break them. We are the guns!"

The truth was, it had always been the favorite of Nanoha.



Verse I actually used.

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We are the guns, and your masters! Saw ye our flashes?
Heard ye the scream of our shells in the night, and the shuddering crashes?
Saw ye our work by the roadside, the shrouded things lying,
Moaning to God that He made them - the maimed and the dying?
Husbands or sons, fathers or lovers, we break them. We are the guns!


Others I could have.

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We are the guns and ye serve us. Dare ye grow weary,
Steadfast at night-time, at noon-time; or waking, when dawn winds blow dreary
Over the fields and the flats and the reeds of the barrier-water,
To wait on the hour of our choosing, the minute decided for slaughter?
Swift, the clock runs; Yea, to the ultimate second. Stand to your guns!


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Who but the guns shall avenge him? Battery - Action!
Load us and lay to the centremost hair of the dial's refraction;
Set your quick hands to our levers to compass the sped soul's assoiling;
Brace your taut limbs to the shock when the thrust of the barrel recoiling
Deafens and stuns!
Vengeance is ours for our servants: trust ye the guns!


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Wherefore -- and unto ye only power hath been given;
Yea! Beyond man, over men, over desolate cities and riven;
Yea! Beyond space, over earth and the seas and the sky's dominions;
Yea! Beyond time, over Hell and the fiends and the Death-Angel's pinions.
Vigilant ones,
Loose them, and shatter, and spare not. We are the Guns!


The poem can get kind of...metal, in immortalizing the power of indirect-fire artillery by way of verse.

EDIT: Now with extra Uber.
Edited by Night (or NGT), Jan 27 2014, 07:27 AM.
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"Away."
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Chapter 2/3

"Ah, Asuna...you're not very good at English?" Negi asked, softly, so that it didn't carry beyond the nearest students.

"All she's good at is P.E. In other words, she's an idio-"

"Yukihiro. Detention." That was loud enough to carry to the rest of the classroom. "Politeness to other students is required in my class."

Asuna blinked a couple of times in surprise. "Ah, uh, thank you."




Chapter 3/1

"Good evening, Negi-sensei! We have some questions about today's class!"

"YOU'RE SHARING A ROOM WITH-" Of course, passersby had to add their own commentary.

"Yukihiro! Please, people might be trying sleep or study!" Negi was quite urgent about that.

"I wish he'd stop calling me that," Ayaka muttered, trooping into the room to join the study session. "So this is a study-"

"No! It's not! GET SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM!" Asuna screamed. "I have work in the morning! Scram! Get! Go!"

Everyone vacated the room in fear of the Mighty Pajama Booties. Asuna glared at Negi and Vita. "And you! You both stink...you haven't even bathed since you got here. Hit the baths!"

Vita glanced at Negi, then back. "You know...she's got a point."

"But Vita-chan-" Negi whined.

"But nothing, recruit! MARCH!" Vita barked in her instructor voice. Negi winced, and knew better than to argue with that. He collected a spare set of clothes and started moving.
"Where you going?"

"Away."
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Vita should probably know that it's a baaaad idea to be close to a naked Springfield. He might not be Yuuki Rito, but circumstances will conspire in his favor if they have to.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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Chapter 3/2

"Noooow, let's get the dirty puppy-"

"That sounds really porny, Asuna." Vita observed.

"Hush you! Does he really need me to wash him anyways?" Asuna demanded. "I mean, he's surely capable of washing himself."

"He's a nine-year-old boy. If you want it done right, you're going to have to do it yourself." Vita replied. Negi tried to scamper at that moment, only to be chased down by Asuna.

Asuna's monologue was interrupted when Negi turned to stare at her. "Your parents are dead?"

"I don't want your sympathy!" Asuna stated. "I'm paying my own way now!"

"It just...explains a lot about things." Negi said.

"I told you I don't want your-" Asuna's attempt to shake him like a ragdoll didn't go so well, and then there was the awkward we are totally not about to make out moment.

"I hate to interrupt you lovebirds, but there are a bunch of people coming." Vita warned.

"You've got to hide!"

Asuna started to shove Negi's head under the water but he slipped to the side. "Yeah, sure, don't drown me doing it!"




"Hey, Vita-chan! How come you're in a high-school class anyways? And who said you were moving in with that awful Asuna?"

"Does she always badmouth you?" Negi asked softly.

"Ayaka? Yeah, pretty much." Asuna replied distractedly.

"The principal said that's where we were staying. We're small, we don't take up much space. And I actually quite like Asuna." One of the questions remained delibrately unanswered.

Ayaka looked at her like she was crazy. Haruka smiled. "Maybe we can get him assigned to our room, right Nodoka?" Nodoka was currently out of service due to a brain overheat.

"Don't decide things like that by yourself!" Ayaka declared. "Sensei needs a motherly figure, full of tolerance, to take care of his daily needs...yes, to soften his rough edges and make him a better person...the well-proportioned and perfect-"

"Mother figure. Right." Asuna growled.

"Eh...?" Negi put in.

Vita raised a hand to stop the monologue before it could develop further. "Uh, I hate to do this, but if his moms thought that he couldn't cope with this, they would be here."

"Wait, they? You mean the moms thing isn't just colloquial, it's actually plural?" Nodoka figured it out before anyone else. "He's really got more than one mom?"

"Two." Vita confirmed. "They're...it's complicated. Call it married just to be convenient."

The collective "Ehhhh?" rebounded off the ceiling while still ongoing for a really bizarre stereo effect. It also revealed Asuna's position when she turned to question Negi further, and hence revealed him.

The awkwardness was legendary.
"Where you going?"

"Away."
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Vita should probably know that it's a baaaad idea to be close to a naked Springfield. He might not be Yuuki Rito, but circumstances will conspire in his favor if they have to.
Unless that's exactly the point.

...he is a Springfield, I'm not ruling out that Vita's crushing on him a little. At least until she meets Rakan.
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"Away."
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Neither would say No to a threesome, methinks...
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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