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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
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Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,377 Views)
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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First post for establishment! If anything happens to the TvTropes one, we pick right where we left off. I figure we'd work best with just this one thread to talk about EVERYTHING, and save the other 'forum threads' for snippets and whatnot. After all, that was the winning formula. Her name is Iridia Secundum-tan, and she is a hot loli.
MAY WE NEVER HAVE TO USE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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OverMaster
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Apr 6 2012, 07:38 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Unequally Rational and Emotional, Continuation.
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Creator's Pets
As Nodoka finally approached the fake Negi and Ayaka for the catch, a nearby set of doors was flung open, and in stormed a Chisame in a pink fairy costume, complete with wings. "STOP!" she yelled.
"Oboy, another one!" Haruna facepalmed. "Okay, no way Iincho's going to ruin her fantasy like this, so someone else must have taken the book..."
"Y-You mean... Chisame-san?-!" Nodoka gasped.
The glasses wearing librarian snorted. "As if Chisame-chan's gonna admit even to herself she's got the hots for Negi-kun. It must be someone else who ships them together, like... like..."
A pause.
"Who would have any reason to ship them anyway?" Haruna wondered aloud.
The (now obviously) false Chisame made her way to Negi as if the librarians and Kero weren't even there. "Are you going to marry her?" the fairy princess asked, with a heavy heart. "Because before you do, I have a confession to make! I've been proud and stubborn until now, but I can't hold my heart's will any longer! I LOVE YOU!" She actually took her head back, on the verge of sobbing. "And even my fair sister has blessed that love, because she's starting to find you cut— because she was impressed by your bravery at the battlefield today!"
Nodoka started gagging on her own saliva.
"Ah, " Haruna sneered. "So that's who. The 'fair sister'. You know, Nodo-chan, that's another edge Chisame-chan has on you now. Her family approves...!"
Nodoka shook in place.
Haruna patted her shoulder and smiled. "Easy, easy. I'm here to help you overcome that handicap..."
"Just overcome the Card already! That's all you need to think about now!" Kerberos protested.
"Yes, I wish to marry you, but I'll understand if you reject me!" Fairy Princess Chisame said. "I'll just wish you the best of lucks in your future life and walk away sad and dejected to become a hikkikomori!"
"Man alive, she's manipulative!" Haruna noted. "And if it's her sister writing that, she must know what she's talking about!"
Nodoka made another choked sound.
Prince Negi fell to his knees. "Yes, Chiu-chan, let's marry! So, unlike your poor old sister, you find happiness in love!" he grandly declared, while behind him, the fake Ayaka dissipated in the air like a faint dream upon waking.
"Sora-san's got issues, " Haruna said, a thick eyebrow shaking.
"Since it takes one to know another, I believe you, " Kero nodded.
Then the whole corridor around them seemed to shift, and Negi and Chisame changed in a blink into a black suit and a white wedding gown respectively, as several guest, most of them young adults, popped up all around them, out of nowhere.
"Not good, they're multiplying!" Kero said. "This will make sealing it more difficult!"
Nodoka gripped the Clow staff tighter. A glint appeared in the one eye visible through her bangs. "Hitting any of the constructs will have the same effect, right?"
Kero gulped. "That's right, but..."
The guests for the 'wedding' began turning around, looking at Nodoka and Haruna threateningly.
"... The Card, like the rest of them, has sentience. And like most of them, it doesn't want to go back to the book, " Kero finished with a gulp.
"Okay, " Nodoka let out a very light hiss. "I feel like I could disrupt this wedding..."
Haruna frowned slightly, before letting a small laugh off. "Why, Nodo-chan, why so Yandere? I must say it's kinda hot, but it's not your style at all. Let me handle things here..." she said, as her fingers quickly drew a majestic and Giger-esque construct that looked like a Gothic Hydra with multiple wings, "I don't want you to lose yourself here! Go for the book itself while I have some nuptial fun with the boys and girls!"
"But Haruna, I—!" Nodoka said, even as the guests charged in masse, brandishing medieval weapons.
"GO!" Haruna all but pushed her down the corridor as her Hydra began a counterattack, slinging long long tongues with oddly blurred out tips. "I'm too far gone, but you've got an innocence to keep!" she shouted. "Until our honeymoon anyway, " she muttered.
"What was that?" Nodoka asked.
"Nothing! Just go!" Haruna commanded. "Iincho and the others had been sent to the library, down this corridor from what Eishun-sama told me! You should find them there!"
"She's right!" Kero wrinkled his nose in that direction. "The main Create magic comes from there!"
"O-Okay! Please be careful, Paru!" Nodoka begged as she ran for the library.
Now Nodoka couldn't see her face, Haruna's smirk became truly demonic. "Careful? Is that something you eat?"
Moments later, the terrified screams of the poor Create constructs filled Nodoka's ears, and she shuddered as she ran. "These poor things aren't really alive, are they?"
"No, they are only lifeless golems. The only reason why they scream is to give a simulated appearance of life, " Kero said.
Nodoka still felt guilty. "E-even so, we must find that card right now to save them from Paru..."
"BWA HA HA HA, HONEYMOON TIME!-!-!" Haruna was cackling maniacally.
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What is the point anymore?
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Cygnus
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Apr 6 2012, 08:28 PM
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Konoka of the Dark
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LETTUCE HAVE A NEW THREAD
Maybe I should post GHQ snippets or something in those places?
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Apr 6 2012, 09:07 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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Oh, come on! That's not the Iridia way! One fandom, one thread!
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I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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IAmNotCreativeEnough
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Apr 6 2012, 09:15 PM
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This thread is basically the ultimate spam hole for Negima fanfiction, while individual threads should be used as an archive of sorts to post fics. Presumably, other forums would have their own spam holes.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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No Limit
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Apr 6 2012, 09:38 PM
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Knight Of Randomness
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Spamspamspamspam.
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Check out my dA.
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IAmNotCreativeEnough
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Apr 6 2012, 09:41 PM
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Has Problems Giving A Shit
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That's not gonna end well...
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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No Limit
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Apr 6 2012, 10:07 PM
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Knight Of Randomness
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Bah, I'm a mod! I can get away with anything! MWAHAHAHAHA!
...I'm so lonely.
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Check out my dA.
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IAmNotCreativeEnough
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Apr 6 2012, 10:10 PM
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Yes, we noticed, Asuna.
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
- Shadow Crystal Mage wrote
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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shanejayell
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Apr 6 2012, 10:51 PM
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Yuri Fan
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*joined*
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Cygnus
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Apr 7 2012, 04:11 AM
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Konoka of the Dark
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Why am I Ako again?
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Apr 7 2012, 05:27 AM
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Because why not?
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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NightmareSyndrom
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Apr 7 2012, 05:29 AM
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Peasant
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I think it because your member number and her seat number are the same.
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OverMaster
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Apr 7 2012, 07:09 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Negima Really Really Really Abridged
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Volume 5
Chapter 35
Asakura proposes kissing to the rest of 3-A. Unfortunately, it isn't kissing with her.
Chapter 36
Misa, Madoka and Sakurako snuggle under the covers together.
Chapter 37
Negi dies four times. Eat your heart out, Chapter 352.
Chapter 38
Fate looks like a little dork.
Chapter 39
"Hey, this ninth spell stuff? It'll be important stuff someday! Really! Ah ha ha ha... not."
Chapter 40
Kotaro fails to be as impressive as Lon Chaney Jr.
Chapter 41
Kotaro fails to be as impressive as Inuyasha.
Chapter 42
Chamo rides Little Negi.
Chapter 43
Immi finds his reason to live.
Volume 6
Chapter 44
Konoka tries bullshitting Asuna on how Asakura and the librarians aren't drunk when they clearly are.
Chapter 45
Girls can get rock-hard too.
Chapter 46
Chigusa tries to pull a Hellraiser, but she doesn't have enough budget.
Chapter 47
The bird-guy from the second Ranma movie finally gets another gig.
Chapter 48
Kotaro is cockblocked by Kaede.
Chapter 49
Kotaro lives everyone's dream of being surrounded by several scantily clad Kaedes.
Chapter 50
BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDMAAAAAAAAAN!
Chapter 51
Deus Ex Evangelina.
Chapter 52
Setsuna's Emo Carnival begins.
Chapter 53
With a simple group photo, the line between "Characters who Matter" and "Everyone Else" is fatidically drawn.
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What is the point anymore?
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shanejayell
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Apr 7 2012, 08:05 AM
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Yuri Fan
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I likey.
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