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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,402 Views)
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Phantom of the Opera.

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Negi stared up at the woman standing over him. She wore a long, concealing black trenchcoat, with a hat that obscured most of her features. A strange white half-mask covered the left side of her face, and long bangs of light brown hair blocked most of its right side, but still, it could be seen she was wearing glasses over it all, mask included.

"Why are you--" he began to ask.

"Silence!" she said. "Choir boy, for long, I have watched over your performances, languishing under Fate Averruncus' shadow. But starting tonight, that will change! I will make you the next star of the Mahora Opera!"

Negi blinked. "What? But, but I'm not good at all! All my teachers tell me I still have too much to learn, and I'm nowhere as good as Fate-kun, and..."

"Stop it!" she ordered, gesturing imperiously. "I command you to stop your relentless self doubt! You will head that show even if I have to force you at gunpoint!"

"But... But why are you doing this? I can't imagine--"

"It-It isn't like I like you or anything! I'm just doing this to, uhhh... to enact my vengeance on the Opera's management! Yes, that is it!"

"Ah... That's quite an insidious plot, Phantom-sama. With my voice, you'll sink them for sure..."

"Shut up and start practicing, boy!"

Meanwhile, up at the Opera House, Director Konoemon sang the newly arrived ultimatum letter aloud.

"Negi Springfield will be returned to you, and I am anxious his career should progress. In the new production of 'Il Muto' you will therefore cast Averruncus... as the Rainyday, and put Mr. Springfield in the role of the Fox Countess. The role which Mr. Springfield plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the Rainyday is silent, which makes my casting-in a word... ideal.I shall watch the performance from my normal seat in Box Five, which *will* be kept empty for me. Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imaginations will occur. I remain, gentlemen, you obedient servant. C.H.I.U."

Takahata blinked. "I wasn't aware you could read a letter like that, Sir."

"Well, you know, I wasn't always stinking rich and famous. I used to make a living reading sung telegrams back in the day. Shirtless, more often than not."

A beat.

"I was really ripped up back then. Really. Well, Yukihiro-sama?" he addressed the other sponsor. "What is your answer to these outrageous and ridiculous demands?"

Ayaka finished wiping the blood off her nose and nodded energetically. "We'll cooperate!"
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@Sayo ficlet: TT_TT Sayoooooooo! TT_TT
Negima is love.
Everyone is shotacon for Negi.
Everyone is hot for Yue.
Everyone is moe for Nodoka.

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Salvation.

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They dropped in parachutes on the island one after another, and then, standing in the wilderness, they breathed the quiet and peaceful air of...

"FREEDOM!" Ranma shouted, tossing his arms up.

"Finally, no more Tsundere punches!" Keitaro exclaimed.

"No more annoying fights!" Tenchi cheered.

"No more cruel teasing!" Shinji inhaled deeply.

"No more being branded a pervert!" Rito pumped a fist.

"No more random and unpredictable sour mood swings!" Kodaka added.

"No more Nice Boats!" Makoto said, having learned his lesson.

"NO MORE GIRLS!" they all said.

Then Keiichi said, "Um, this doesn't mean we're gay, right?"

Negi spoke very seriously. "I'm escaping a bunch of girls who like putting foxgirl costumes on me and sticking onion leeks up my butt. I don't know you, but I'm doing this '''precisely because''' I'm not gay."

"Fair enough," Keiichi nodded.

"By the way,I thought you were happy with Belld--"

"After the latest revelations in my manga, please don't mention that name in my presence ever again."

"...I won't ask."

They marched through the tropical jungle looking for a place where to camp for a few moments, until they ran into a hidden cityof ancient Greek style, completely populated by nothing but gorgeous young women in semi transparent white robes.

The women began staring at them. Eyebrows were raised.

Negi began sucking on his thumb. "Oh God, it's starting again...!"

Tenchi looked at Ranma. "I thought you had said this island was deserted!"

Ranma looked at his map again, gasped,then shook a fist to the skies."RYOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

And that was how Paradise Island's population doubled itself up in a meager nine months.

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Lone Wolf and Club.

And then Tsukuyomi just walked into his office and said, "I'd like to start a Club, Sir!"

Konoemon looked up from his Sudoku at her. "Excuse me? Maybe I'm getting senile, but I seem to hear you, the girl who helped in my granddaughter's kidnapping and attempted brutal mutilation at the very least on one of my prized students, just asking me for permission to establish a club in the grounds under my responsibility."

Tsukuyomi nodded vigorously. "Indeed, Sir!"

"Ho-hum. Despite your not even being part of this academy's student body."

She knocked on her own head, poking the tip of her tongue out. "Oopsie! I knew I was forgetting something. Where do I sign to join?"

"... Even if I were to allow you joining, you'd need at least three fellow club members and a teacher's backing to start your club."

Tsukuyomi placed Chachazero on his desk. Chachazero just grinned and waved at him. "First fellow club member! The rules never stated they had to be students. Even so, I... got two other students and Nitta-sensei to sign documents for me, stating their support. Here they are!" Tsukuyomi produced said documents out.

Konoemon examined the papers. "I really hope this is red ink. May I ask what is this Club of yours about, miss?"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH 'CLUB OF KILLING THINGS DEAD WITH VERY SHARP BLADES'!-?" Setsuna screamed.

The old man scratched the back of his neck. "What can I say? She showed more enthusiasm on her proposal's defense than any other student I have ever met..."


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The Angry Beavers.

Konoka kept covering Negi's eyes with her hands, and very coldly said, "Asuna-chan, Iinchou, when I mentioned Negi-kun's favorite cartoon show from when he lived in the West, I didn't mean this. I appreciate your effort to re-enact it, but... No. Just no. And Asuna-chan, beavers are supposed to be hairy. Very much so."

Asuna looked at her from where she still was tightly entangled against an equally naked and struggling Ayaka. "Can we keep doing it, though?"

Konoka sighed. "Enjoy yourselves..."

"WE AREN'T ENJOYING IT!" they angrily shouted.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

CLUB OF KILLING THINGS DEAD WITH VERY SHARP BLADES

BWAHAHAHAHAHA-POYO!
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Wrong Genre Savvy.

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"... No, Tsukuyomi-han, this isn't what we are looking for in a Slice Of Life series. Sorry."

"Eeeehhhh?-! Do you mean those series aren't about slicing the life out of people?-!" she said, standing over Madoka's sliced up body. She pulled her glasses off and began wiping the blood out of them. "Oh, I'm soooo embarassed! I should have DONE THE RESEARCH, but we don't have the time for that anymore, making ends meet since we lost our jobs, you know! I wonder how are the others doing..."

---

Asuna tilted her head back. "But I still can do the old SHAFT head tilt, guys! See? See?-! C'mon, it's bad enough you half-assed our adaptations at every turn! Least you should do to make up for it is tossing me one bone or two..."

"For the last time, Kagurazaka-san, no, we aren't putting you in the Madoka Magica movie."

---

With a new haircut, Nodoka walked into Akamatsu's office. "Reporting myself for duty again, Sensei! What's my role this time?"

"Oh, welcome, Shinobu-chan. I think I've got the perfect role for you. This is a shy, withdrawn girl who is fiercely loyal to her friends and has a doomed crush on the nice guy lead..."

"Sensei! You promised me a different role this time!"

"And you'll have it! This time, YOU'LL WEAR GLASSES!"

"... Fine. At least I won't be eating dog food, like the oth-- Oh, hey, Chisame, I mean, Naru-san. Playing the angry Tsundere again, huh?"

"Yeah, but this time I dye my hair blond. Good thing I gave Asuna that false hint about SHAFT before she could get here before I did..."

Shinobu smiled. "That's why I like working with you, you magnificent bitch, you."
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What If?

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Mother.

Several voices raised their protests when the Kansai Elder decided to marry such a young woman so shortly after his wife's death. The new Mrs. Konoe was, indeed, a prodigy between her peers, and her tragic past had gained her the sympathies of many, but she still had the shadow of revolutionary accusations against her. Many turned to the Elder of Kanto, father of the late Mrs. Konoe, for support against that marriage, but in the end, the old man simply voiced his dry, formal acceptance of his son-in-law's decision.

And so, Konoka got herself a new Mom.

Mom never was too close to Konoka while growing up, despite how much she watched over her. She was downright rejectful of Set-chan, as well, which made Konoka to borderline hate her for a long while. After her accident at the river, however, Mom went nearly crazy at her near-loss, which only served to spur Setsuna's pain even more. Mom stood guard next to Konoka's bed for days until her full recovery, and from then on, she practically was Konoka's shadow until she left for Mahora.

Konoka had no way of knowing Mom only thought of her as a valuable tool. She couldn't know her only concern for her was born out of long term schemes she was a necessity for. All she knew was Mom was truly concerned for her now, and wanted to be closer to her. She accepted her, and over time, they grew truly closer. And slowly, day by day, week by week, month by month, Mom's eyes became softer and kinder when she looked at Konoka.

The first letter Dad wrote to her Mahora adress told her of how Mom had cried right after she left.

And then, so long after that, the decisive day came. Mom came out with Dad to greet her, Negi, Set-chan, Asuna and the others. For some reason, however, she seemed somewhat sad when she hugged Konoka, and when Negi and Setsuna told them of how they had been attacked by Tsukuyomi and Kotaro. She barely touched her dinner and excused herself out early.

And right like that time with Set-chan, back then, Konoka wondered if she had done something to anger Mom.

Mom met with the strange pale boy behind the manor at the scheduled hour. Years of planning were finally coming to a head. She would finally get what she wanted all her life long. She only had to give him the go-ahead. They never would expect an attack from the inside.

The woman opened her mouth, and no sound came out. The pale boy looked at her with quiet, cold expectation, until she shook her head and closed her eyes.

"I'm calling it off."

"What?" the pale boy asked. For the first time ever, there was confusion, even if a subdued one, in his voice.

"We aren't doing it. It's not the right time."

He understood. "It'll never be the time. Will it?"

"Perhaps."

"That," he said, "just cannot be. My superiors want to see that Demon God's power unleashed, and only you know how to perform the ritual."

She smiled bitterly. "Your superiors. Of course. I would have had to be a fool to think someone like you would be a puppet with no strings."

"Indeed, I am no mere mercenary. And you are advised not to break our agreement."

"I have taken my decision."

"I see," he calmly said. "I'm sorry, then," and he was polite and soft, but with no trace of actual emotion. "But an example must be set for those who would deceive us."

She pulled her paper charms with a more sincere smile now. "Funny you would mention that. I also need setting an example for my daughter."

They found her petrified form shortly after. It still had the same smile. A smile Konoka had never seen in her before. A peaceful one.

That was how Konoka lost a mother for the second time.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

BEST. CHIGUSA. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although now she has as much motivation as Negi to learn the unpetrify thing.
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What, Still too Soon?

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"So, how did you like visiting our Hiroshima home, Negi-sensei?"

"Oh, it was very nice! Simply charming! Lovely city, too! Do you know what? Japan definitely needs more Hiroshimas!"

Ayaka, her father, mother and uncle all stared at him.

Negi scratched the back of his neck. "Ahhhh... I guess that sort of came out wrong, right?"

"Yes, I suppose you could say so..."
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Pay the Piper.

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"What have you just asked me?-!" Evangeline wanted to be sure she had heard him right.

Konoemon rasped. "Well, popular lore lists it as a common ability of vampires, but there are no records of your ever displaying it..."

"Of course I haven't ever done it! Why would I ever do such a stupid thing?-!"

"Well, but technically, you could do it if you wanted to, isn't that right?"

"-- I guess so," she conceded. "But just because I can, it doesn't mean I'll do it for you!"

"Do it and I'll give you the next Sunday so you can wander out of Mahora," the Dean offered, spinning his right arm around to show it was in shape.

"Huh. You're that desperate, aren't you?"

"Every other thing we have tried has failed, so yes..."

Eva laughed. "Well, there are some things not even your magic can fix, old fart! Now mine, on the other hand...!"

That night, during his patrol, Negi blinked, seeing Evangeline marching across the deserted campus followed by a long line of rats. "Master? What are you--?"

"N-Nothing! Us vampires just control rats all time! It's part of the many evil and petty things we do! No particular reason at all behind it! Also, I command you to accompany me this Sunday into the city! Just so I can show you how nasty and mean I can be to bystanders! Not a date at all!"
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Don't Get me Wrong!

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The wedding, all incidents aside, had been lovely, and while deciding the honeymoon destination had been difficult to say the least, Asuna was happy now they had settled for Hawaii. After a day of having fun around the beach, she and her new husband had settled down at their honeymoon suite.

"Hey, Negi," she said while he was in the toilet. "I'm going to call Room Service for some wine and cheese, okay? Oh, and crackers! I sure could use some crackers!"

"Um, okay, sure, if you think you won't have any problems with--" her 20-years old husband couldn't finish the sentence before she cut him off with a faintly annoyed grunt.

"Tch! How hard can it be? I'm not a Baka Ranger anymore, you know! And boy, I really want those crackers right now!" she said, licking her lips on expectation. She had packaged her cravings for the trip, along the infant growing inside of her. There was a reason they hadn't told anyone behind the hurry for the wedding. "Hell, Rom Ceviche?" she asked as soon as she thought she had it. "I like two ask four something!"

The attendant blinked at her request. "That? Are... Are you sure, Madame?"

"Ah? Yes, yes, I am, you are!" she nodded quickly. "That very good, thanks!"

When Negi walked out the toilet, the door's bell rang. "Oh, what a fast service!"

"Yeah!" Asuna went for the door. "They sure are good at what they--"

Then she froze, seeing the bellboy before her pushing a cart loaded with two lobsters on twin plates, two blowup dolls, a set of S&M, and a live monkey who wouldn't stop scratching himself. The bellboy gave the shocked Asuna a wary glance before bowing. "W-What you asked for, Ma'am. Well... Enjoy your night."

On his way back out, he briefly stopped at Negi's side and whispered on his ear, "If you don't mind my question, sir, where did you meet...?"

Negi's head hung down in shame. "I was her English teacher..."

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The Importance of being Chamo-kun.

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Flippy.

Negi smiled. "You'll see, Asuna-san! Flippy-kun is an expert on drawing Pactio circles! This will take us no time at all!"

Asuna looked at him. "Uh-huh. And you know that, because...?"

"H-He told me! Honestly!"

"He can't talk!" she growled.

As they argued, the military-garbed short green bear saluted at Negi, then began to diligently work on the Pactio circle. He pulled his chalk out, crouched down, and began to draw...

As he did, the memories began flowing back into him. Memories of crouching down to dig the graves of his fallen comrades in the jungle, memories of drawing chalk contours for the fallen every time any enemy infiltrated the camp and murdered his platoon friends in the middle of the night. Memories of marking modest graves for his closest friends. He could smell the warm bodies of those who had died for him, and the blood, the blood...

The blood, the blood...!

Flippy's right eye began twitching, then both eyes grew redder, popping up viciously, as a huge wicked grin came to his mouth.

Asuna gasped as she looked at him. "Um, Negi, d-does he always do that after drawing a Pactio circle...?"



A few minutes later, Eva and Chachamaru stopped before the mangled bloody remains.

"Oh dear, " Chachamaru said.

"Hm, " Evangeline grumbled. "They really were quite close, after all. You literally can't tell apart where one starts and the other ends..."

"Master, maybe we should..."

"Forget it, " Eva went down to all fours to lick the blood off the ground. "I can work with this."

Chachamaru looked in all directions. "I wonder where Flippy-san went..." Then she casually back-punched the tiny bear sneaking on her from behind, shattering his skull with her fist. "Oh. There he was."

Handy.

"Quick, Handy-kun!" Negi said. "Draw the circle fast! I must Pactio with Akira-san before the others get here!"

The hard-hatted beaver nodded quickly, then reached over for the chalk... with the tiny bandaged stumps he had for arms.

After some useless trying, he frowned and gave the camera a grumpy look.

Lola Bunny.

"Lola-san, please, " Negi sighed. "The Alliance Circle..."

"What?" she asked. "Oh, oh, yes, I remember it now! But are you sure you want to do that? Wouldn't it be like cheating on, I don't know, all the other Pactio partners you already have? Like Bugs and Pepe and Daffy and Canasta and— Oh, no, those are my ex-boyfriends, sorry, although you know none of them are as cute as you, naturally, tee-hee. Have I shown you the pictures of when I was dating Pepe? He took me to Paris once, you know, or was that Bugs? All the same, we had a fascinating time at the White House, and the Big Ben. You should take Asuna to the Big Ben someday, Negi. They serve wonderful pie there. Oh, if only you were English. I like English gentlemen so much... Oh, wait, you ARE English! No wonder I like you so much. Or are you Welsh? You haven't been fooling me all this time, have you? Although I wouldn't mind if you were Welsh either. Heck, I even dated French... Have I ever told you about Pepe? And the time he took me to Paris? Or was that Bugs?"

Haruna walked away. "... We'd better do this some other day, Negi-kun."
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Well, those were most certainly amusing, especially the Honeymoon one.

I don't think I'll be going back to the TVTropes forum, I just don't have anything to contribute atm. But I'll still roam around here.
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