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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,401 Views)
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Fate. Not, not THAT one. Not the blond one either! Well, sorta.

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"Launcher, attack!" Chisame commanded.

"Berserker, or Funny Vamp, or Temptress, whatever, ATTACK!" Evangeline commanded.

"Saber, attack!" Fuuka commanded.

"Saber, attack!" Fumika commanded.

"Shit, two of them again?" Avenger growled.

"I-It doesn't matter how many of them there are! Just attack them before they kill us!" Misora panicked.

"Lancer-kun, att—" Makie cried. "GAH! You died AGAIN?-! You fail at being Lancer!"

Assassin looked at Akira. "Are you sure you don't want us to—"

"No, " she said. "We aren't engaging into violence. Sorry." And then, to make up for it, she extended her arms for her.

Assassin cuddled against her. "Mother..."

"Magical Girl, attack!" Konoka told Nanoha.

"Magical Girl, attack!" Setsuna told Fate.

"Magical Yuri Combination Attack!" all four of them chorused.

Rider and Rakan were too busy drinking together and laughing their heads off to join such a childish fray for now. Luckily for everyone else.

Chamo gulped. "W-Well, um... Archer-sama...? A-Aren't you going to—"

The armored golden figure squished him underfoot. "For the last time, vermin, no matter if you summoned me, I won't ever recognize you as my Master!"

Haruna and Caster were too distracted comparing tentacle monsters and debating the merits of their respective creations to join the battle for the time being.

The author has not read or watched Kara no Kyoukai yet, so sadly Monster shall be Miss-Not-Appearing-In-This-Snippet.

And that was the day when Negi decided adding the 'Not Bringing Servants to Classes!' rule.

And no, don't ask why Rakan was at the school to begin with, either.
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The author has not read or watched Kara no Kyoukai yet, so sadly Monster shall be Miss-Not-Appearing-In-This-Snippet.
You really should, it's very very good.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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I'll see when can I do it.
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Sliced of Life.

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Madoka, Chizuru, Kotaro, Cocone and Makie all sat around a small table in a small and modest room. Chizuru had a blond wig on.

Kotaro rasped. "Okay, let's start," he said. "As you know, since the end of Negima, we can't find jobs even in fanart, and even doujin authors won't take our calls, so we're gonna have to take the current industry wave and make our own Slice Of Life Student Club series. Let's see if we have all checked our roles before acting the pilot chapter, all right?"

"Busty foreigner big sister figure," Chizuru said.

"The accent, Chizu-nee," Kotaro told her.

"Oh, sorr-ee!" Chizuru faked a bad American accent. "It awwwright like dis, Kota-kun? Ohh yeah, Coca-Cola Kool-Aid Obama!"

"... Right. No one will notice it as long as the camera pans enough on your chest," he said. "Makie?"

"Airheaded cutesy pink Moeblob," she sighed. "You know, Kotaro, maybe I should try another kind of role? I didn't study Dramatic Arts just to be typecasted as the brainless childish beauty. What do I need to be taken seriously, to grow as an actress? Another seiyuu? A character redesign? Implants?"

"Let's make a compromise," Kotaro sighed. "Put on some glasses. We need a girl with glasses. That way, you still can be the public-appealing bimbo, but you also can give an intellectual side whenever the plot calls for it."

Makie pulled her glasses from under the table and put them on. "I guess that'll have to suffice for now."

Cocone sighed very deeply, then put on an obnoxious bubbly attitude. "Tee-hee-heeee! Cute little Imouto Cocone-chan here! Desu!"

"Agressive Next Door Tsundere," Madoka said. "At least this time I get to punch people, right? I spent all those months training, just to have the damn series cancelled before--"

"Yeah, yeah, we've all been gypped, we know, let's freaking move on already, okay?" Kotaro said. "Let's face it, they won't hire us with a few design twists for Ken's next series, like Asuna or Nodoka, so we have to make a way back in the biz for ourselves. Playing the bland male lead will be hard to do, as well, but hey, it's what sells, and at least I won't be playing beta to fucking Negi again. I hope that creep burns."

He began giving the girls copies of the script. "We'll be acting this one, starting right now, then have it memorized by tomorrow so we can start filming, okay? I know, we barely have any time, but we had problems with the scriptwriter, so I had to can him and finish this thing by myself."

Chizuru read through her script. "It's fifteen minutes of us talking about orange juice, and then the rest of the episode is about dressing up like maids. Including you."

"I'm telling you, it's what sells now!-!"

It went to have five seasons, three OVA and a movie.
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The 27 Club.

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Tonight, on Entertainment Weakly, we have a retrospective on Decopin Rocket, on the wake of their unfortunate passing at the peak of their popularity, at their 27 years old, joining the ranks of famous musicians departed at that age, like Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Afternoon Tea Time. Decopin's closest friends will be sharing their memories of the time they spent together.

"You know, I never thought it'd happen to Sakurako-chan. She always was so fortunate, and so full of life, we always thought she'd be the last one of us to go. Well, except for Eva-chan, but... Eva-chan's really a special case. Still, I guess that, if you have to go, going in the middle of a four way lesbic orgy is the best way you could go. Well done, girls. I'll be looking up to you for the rest of my life!"

Saotome Haruna- Writer and Artist of Mahou Mangaka Kenima.

"No, I never had an affair with Shiina-san. I don't know from where did that rumor could have arisen. Still, my heartfelt condolences to all of their relatives. I would bring them back to life in recreated cloned bodies if only Japanese law hadn't blindly stood in the way. I'm thinking of creating an organization to defend science's rights to experiment on the deceased for the wellbeing of mankind. And for science!"

Hakase Satomi Godel- Nobel Prize of Robotics, Astro Physics and Molecular Enginery, for three straight years now.

"... Y'know, my wife has just told me Madoka had a crush on me the whole time. ...Wow. Just wow. I'm even more rattled now, man. Women, they just are... you know. It sucks, I dunno, what happened, and..." (Scratches the back of his neck). "Hey, what do y'all think about Natsumi's new movie? Cool one, huh? I liked the final gunfight a whole lot!"

Inugami Kotaro, husband to Oscar winning actress Murakami Natsumi.

"Yeah, the news upset me a lot. I went Magia Erebea and ended up ravaging half the city. Luckily Chisame-san was there to slap me back before I could really hurt anyone. Look, friends, I'll pay for all the damage, okay? Just send the bills to Senator Godel, and we'll handle it as soon as we can. Anyway, yeah, I'm still grieving over them. They were such wonderful people."

Negi Springfield- Paladin, Million Master, Immortal Magical Saiyan Jesus.

"I have an audition with them this Tuesday. I hope they'll let me play, I don't know, the drums? Kazumi-chan keeps telling me I have real talent..."

Aisaka Sayo- Ghost.

"AKO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!-!-!-!"

Ookuchi Akira- Olympic Swimming Champion and Flight Assistant.

"No comments."

Tertium 'Fate' Averruncus- Manager for Decopin Rocket.

Princess Kagurazaka Asuna Vesperina Entheofushia couldn't be reached due to being in a century-long sleep.
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Random.

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The Mermaid's Farewell.

"I'm sorry," she said. "I can't keep on living a lie. It has been wonderful, but... it can't continue."

And she walked into the sea, without ever looking back.

And the prince never saw her again.

Excuses.

"So, " Asuna said, "as you'll see, I won't be available to do your newspaper route anymore, because I'll be sleeping for the next one hundred years. But I'll gladly start doing it again for your descendants once I'm back, as long as you still want to keep good references for me..."

The old man gave her a wary, weirded look. "Ah... Okay, sure thing, Asuna-chan. Well, I... I wish you good luck with... that sleeping thing, I suppose."

More than one century later, Asuna cursed her luck. Printed press hadn't disappeared yet after all! And so she was stuck with that old boring job again...

And to think once she had found it to be challenging and exciting.

Still, she couldn't deny the old man had left damn good references about her, despite everything.


Savior.

Demons were swarming all over the Academy, falling down in hordes from the sky. The world was ending, Eiko was sure of that, while around her, her Black Lillies partners cried and wailed, and she tried to protect little Yuki-chan, shielding her with her body.

There were far too many of those things. And they were far too big. There was no salvation.

Then he appeared.

Standing on top of a brick wall, waving his long tail in circles. He looked down at them, and his voice rang sweetly in their minds.

This is truly a desperate situation, isn't it? You surely must want the means to fight back, to save your lives. And you can have those means, if you just happen to wish for it.

Little Yuki looked up with wide starry eyes at that adorable fairy tale creature who had arrived from nowhere, a bright spot in the middle of dark chaos. Eiko followed her gaze, and despite herself, she found hope flickering back in her heart, as well.

Make a contract with me, he said, and become Magical Girls.
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More than Fifty Four Negi and Chisame Threesomes has updated.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6260479/15/More-than-Fifty-Four-Negi-and-Chisame-Threesomes
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Salvation Run's still got some tvtropes formatting, in the bit where Negi's talking about how he isn't gay.
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Wits, magic, and hardboiled monologues.
My other claims to fame.
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Multiple Choice Past.

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She walked all along the blood stained floors of the warehouse, a sword in each hand, a smile on her face, a glint in her glasses.

She loved her job.

She casually picked one of the still living men, a big, burly one with prematurely white hair, who was missing a leg and an arm, and losing blood very quickly. "You," she told him, "remind me of my father. Maybe you know him. You should, since he's very popular in this line of work. He's David Cain, the superstar killer for hire. Sadly, he left me and my Onee-sama when we were very little, and never looked back. I don't understand why. After all, he raised another one of his daughters! What did she have that we didn't? Since you're both so alike, maybe you can answer?"

"Please... Please help me... I, I need a doctor..."

She made a disgusted grunt and beheaded him swiftly. "Doctor Tsukuyomi-chan's in!" she sang before strolling towards another wounded man, supporting himself against a wall. He was tall, think and sickeningly pale, although mostly because of how much blood he was losing. "You, on the other hand," she told him, "remind me of my father. Now him, you have heard of him, no doubt. He's the Joker himself, yes! The Clown Prince of Crime! Gotham's Harlequin of Hate! The man supervillains trade stories about when they want to scare each other! Just like him, however, you are more funny-looking that truly funny, though. Why so serious?"

"G-Get a-away from me! You bitch...!"

"Here comes the punchlineeeeee!" Tsukuyomi swung her sword up, splitting him in two. She bounced all the way over to a man crawling for the door while pushing his guts back in. She placed a dainty foot on his back. "Can you believe those losers, Onii-chan? They're so pathetic. Not at all like you! No, you remind me of my father. You would know him except because well, he isn't known in this world at all. But he's big in the Magical World up at Mars! No, really! I'm not crazy, you know. Who the hell do you think I am, The Joker? Or the Joker's Daughter? My dad is named Kurt Godel, and he's the best swordsman you'll ever know! Of course, he also has some very bad and decadent habits, and he won't love me so much anymore, but..." She sniffed and wiped a tear off her eye. "Sorry. I must be bothering you in your final moments. Please excuse me."

"Gah...! Gahhh! GAAAHHH!"

She sank a sword in his back.

Finally, she walked to another, already dead man, and kicked the body with a grumble. "Gone. Already gone. Typical. Just like my father. I never knew him, just like I'll never know you now. What does that keep happening to me? Ever since I was left at the dojo's doorstep, a parentless little piece of nothing tossed at the mercy of a harsh world..."

She sighed and began walking out, fixing the lovely hat on her head. "It doesn't matter. I have all the fathers and mommies I could wish for. I'm the daughter of all evils, of all that is rotten and wicked, and that's why a wicked and rotten world smiles at me. As long as there is anyone willing to bleed for me, or even unwilling to, I'll know this world that gave me life keeps on loving me."

She smiled, sheathed her swords back, and walked out. "A-men."
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Fuuka This, I'm Outta Here.

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"-- so, since you died after a sinful life of sexual deviancy with your twin sister, you are to become a Prinny, a small penguin-like creature who will suffer through indignity, ignominy and mistreatment until your sins have been cleared and you can reincarnate," the demon attending her case helpfully exposed. "Any questions?"

"Will I reincarnate with Fumika-chan?" Fuuka asked.

"... That's not my area, sorry. Go ask Sister Prinny after you are assigned to your battalion. In the meanwhile, since we don't have any Prinny skins for now, you'll have to wear this at all times. Sorry for the inconvenience," the demon said, as she put a cute penguin cap on Fuuka's head, and a cute penguin jacket around her torso. "There, aren't they just rad?"

Fuuka examined her jacket. "Kinda cool, yeah. Don't you have them in pink, though?"

"Ah ha ha ha... No. Also, you will have to finish all your sentences with a hearty '-dood!' It's like your sister's 'desu!', but... marginally less weeaboo."

"Yeah, well, but where's Fumika-chan right now?"

"She went to Heaven."

"WHAT?-! But, but she commited twincest as much as I did!"

"Yes, but all those times she told you of how much she enjoyed it? All of them were faked. She already paid enough for her sins, being forced to lead a sexually frustrating existence for your sake."

Fuuka's face went crimson, and she shook a fist to the Heavens. "FUMIKA! DAMN YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY!"

"Ahem!" the demoness rasped.

"Sorry. DAMN YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY, DOOD!"

"Better."
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On that vein.

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Misunderstanding.

"Fuuka... I've got something to tell you..."

"Me... Me too, Fumika..."

"You know, all these decades? Since waaaaaaaaay back when we studied under Negi, and began doing it with each other? I... I never was into it, actually. I only went with it because it made you happy..."

Fuuka stared at her, with her opaque tired eyes. "I... I thought it made YOU happy! It was the only reason I kept it going..."

They looked at each other's eyes for a long while.

"Stupid bitch."

"That's my line."
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For the 3A's favorite movies anthology. Feel free to repost.

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6: Akira

"What were you thinking?" Yuna asked, staring at her taller friend in disbelief while Makie and Ako tried desperately to stem the flow of their teacher's tears.

"I don't understand. That's a happy ending," Akira said helplessly.

"He finds out that his girlfriend is pregnant and then free dives to an impossible depth anyway! He abandons his kid and dies!"

"FAAAATHERRRRRRR!"

"You don't know that he died," Akira protested. "There was the dolphin. The dolphin seemed okay. Maybe --"

"People aren't dolphins!" all three sports girls chorused at the fourth.

"But he seemed so happy at the end," Akira said, clearly not getting it.



Luc Besson's Le Grand Bleu, incidentally.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

Posted it for you.
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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THere's a Hans Christian Andersen snippet you might be amused by in the other thread. I quoted the relevant section for you. :D
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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