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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,400 Views)
Darkenning
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Here's another one, since I don't think she's been covered yet.

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26. Evangeline

Setsuna didn't think she was easily bewildered. (This was one of many pleasant lies she told herself about herself.) But right at the moment, as she sat with pretty much the whole class gathered around a big screen TV, watching what her oldest classmate proclaimed to be her favorite movie, she had to admit that she was definitely in that state. It wasn't unpleasant, exactly, since she rather liked this movie herself, though it was well beneath her favorite movie -- well, that's another story.

Evangeline was clearly picking up on her bewilderment, though, because she was watching her with that catlike smile of hers, waiting for her to say something. Of course, this just made her want to say nothing so as to avoid embarassment.

"Say, Eva-chan," Makie said a few moments after Setsuna reached this determination. "Why d'you like this movie so much? It's not what I would have expected."

"Shhh!" said everyone else, who were watching the final scenes of the film closely.

"Really," said Evangeline, quietly but just loud enough to be heard by both Makie and, interestingly, Setsuna. "And what did you expect?"

"Ummm ... Dracula?"

"Rejoice, wise fool, for you have insulted me and yet will live," Evangeline said flatly.

"... thanks? So why d'you like this movie so much?"

"So. Again we are defeated. The farmers have won, not we," proclaimed the film's main character.

"No reason," said Evangeline, looking right at Setsuna.

The hanyou felt a strong urge to clutch her sword closely to her.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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What movie is this? Oh, and posted for you in the other thread.
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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rikalous
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It's Seven Samurai. Never actually seen it, but Google knows all.
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You know, for a moment I actually thought it was Animal Farm. I had to go back and re-read the book's end.
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Darkenning
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Incidentally, only most of the samurai die, and that's not what's going on with Setsuna's nervousness. The end of the film is an illustration of Eva's theory that you can have ordinary happiness or a life of excitement, not both, with her having tried to force the former on both Asuna and Setsuna in the past.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Ah. That makes sense.

Incidentally, just had a crazy idea for our evil Psychoranger duplicates.

Presenting… Ala Alladia!

Some members include…
• Light Rock Fighter- the hyper-boring, canon-obsessive, yaoi-happy leader with the repeater ice, formulaic, predictable plots!
• Lightenning- the hyper-Orthodox (insert religion here) who specializes in completely non-ironic Glurge and Aesop stories with religious underpinnings and models himself of C.S. Lewis.
• Underslave- the guys who's most famous work is basically a rehash of Negi-canon… but Negi was raised in Argentina! light Rock Fighter can't stand the guy, and they have a very heated, hateful rivalry with no respect on either side
• You Are Too Creative, aka YATC- the saintly, friendly, always enthusiastic with a good word for everyone genki girl of the group, who is a friend of all living things and considers everyone her family. Also a prolific writer.
• Miim- the absurdly healthy yaoi fanboy who enthusiastically ships only Konosetsu and has been the one keeping the flames of the Setsuna Vs. Tsukuyomi hatedom of alive.
• Mini-LIGHT- our hyperbuttmonkey who keeps trying to use each of his fic to advertise scams
• Unter Dormin- a hikkikomori who hasn't been out of the house since college, and somehow manages to be completely ignorant of cool games, RPGS and manga even though he's always on the Internet…
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Fulfill your Dream.

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And then his father had shown up, valiant and strong between the snow, heroically rescuing him and his sister before disappearing.

And then he, to honor and find his father, started studying hard, growing strong in the ways of magic.

He was assigned to Japan, where he met several remarkable young women, all of them as nice as his sister in their own ways.

He made partners. Allies. All of them powerful and loyal. He even made allies out of enemies.

He studied under the strongest, and became one of them. He fought along his father's comrades.

Finally, he rescued his father, although by now things were getting blurry and confusing, and it was as if there were huge chunks of the story missing. But he was happy. He was with his father, and everyone, and he had saved the world, and he, too, was a hero.

A hero.

He smiled weakly, lying in the snow, as his breath became slower and softer. His eyes were glazed as they were fixed on his dead sister, without really looking at her. All he could see was the hero, standing there, tall and proud...

Then the demon before him descended, and the dream ended.
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Darkenning
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... wow, those really are depressing as hell, aren't they. I don't think I'll do that anymore.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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... What 'that'?

(Worried).
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Dying flashforwards. How can I possibly top that?
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.

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Proof.

"I'm pretty sure he said a pinky," Asuna said, disapprovingly looking at the thumb Makie was holding.

"I was paying attention, and he said a thumb! A thumb!" Makie insisted. "Isn't that right, Yue?"

Yue shrugged indolently. "Don't ask me. I was reading at the time."

"Sorry, but this lowly one was napping," Kaede excused herself.

"Damn it!" Asuna facepalmed. "Ku, are you done with the ransom note yet?"

Ku scratched her head with the pencil. "Yue should be doing this-aru! Big words like this aren't my speciel-- specialli-- my thing! How do you write 'recover', anyway?" Then she added, "I think he said we should send a middle finger, by the way! Aru!"

Makie sighed. "Okay. Look, just to be sure, what if we send them the thumb, plus a pinky and a middle finger? Would that make you happy?"

Asuna sighed as well, grabbing the red stained knife. "Fine. Let's do that." She turned to the hostage gagged and tied to the chair. "Sorry, bud, but it's a matter of principles!"

"Did you remember bringing the first aids kit?" asked Yue. "Asuna, that thing is very rusty..."

"Ahhhh, what's the worst thing that could happen to him? He's a big man! Nothing that some alcohol and bandages won't fix!"

That was the last time Dad let the Baka Rangers handle a hostage.
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Same reaction and question as the other thread...
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Answered in the other thread.

Random.

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Things for Children.

Anya picked up the DVD she had found in Nekane's bedroom. "Ah? You watch Ben 10? Why? I never thought you the type..."

Nekane began to say "I only watch it for the--" stopped herself before she could say anything about the cousin subtext, and smiled, "-- nice animation quality and bright colors!"

Rule.

"-- and when I am the supreme ruler of Earth, I'll force all Internet reviewers to keep reviewing all the worst shows they despise the most!" Haruna promised, clenching a fist. "Because there's nothing worse than seeing them drop after a first episode, denying me the gorgeous sight of their bubbling bile!"

"Why not to outlaw bad shows in the first place?" Yue played along.

"What? That would be petty!"

Left Hanging.

"So, since the series is over now," Yuuna asked, "and since we'll never get a chance to find out otherwise, why won't you say us who was your female ancestor, anyway?"

Chao smiled, pulled down a zipper on her head, and her skin fell down, revealing a pair of monkeys manning a Chao mecha suit.

The monkeys shrilled and leaped away, leaving the baffled girls behind.

Yue sucked on her juice carton noisily. "I feel so Gainax right now."
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Tsk tsk, Haruna. You should be the last person infringing on free speech.

So Chao's ancestor was Asuna, I see.
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Summer Job.

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"Daddy, " Yuuna said, very seriously for a change. "Since I didn't want to go into another potentially lethal class trip with Negi and the girls this time, I got myself a part time job for the summer."

He set his newspaper down and smiled at her. "That's great, Yuuna-chan. What is it?"

"Well... it's a job that demands a lot of responsibility. I can't allow myself mistakes on it, but that's okay, I think I can pull it off. I'll have to wear black at all times, but that's okay too, I don't particularly care. The guy who gave me the job, well, he's on a vacation for the next four weeks, and I'm sure he's earned it, because he's sure been working for a long time know. I thought he'd be a lot harsher, with the reputation he has, but he's actually kinda nice. For someone in that line of job, I guess."

Now her father was worried. "What is it, Yuuna?" he repeated.

She sighed and placed a huge black scythe on the table. "At first I thought I could use the chance to see Mom again, but then I was told I'm just collecting, not managing the storage, so..."

Akashi-sensei was sporting a truly horrified expression now.

"Well, " Yuuna sighed, "I gotta go now. I've got to see Konoemon-sensei..."

"Ah?-!"

"To give a report on my Ala Alba duties, Dad! Negi still has to answer to the magical authorities, you know!"

"Oh!"

"And then I'm going to collect Nitta, " she shrugged.

"Oh. Well, have a nice day, Sweetie."

"Thank you, Dad. See you tonight."

"Ahh?-!"

"Just to have dinner together, Dad!"


Anya Cocolova vs. the World.

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The ghost girl aimed a finger at the 17-year old Anya, as an icy wind blew through the streets of London at midnight. You are advised not to think too much about how she could leave Mahora without being stuck in a doll.

"Y-You! Anya-san! As the first member of Negi-sensei's League of Evil Exes, I must warn you, you won't be allowed to date him until you have defeated all thirty two of us!"

Anya blinked. "Thirty two?-!"

"Y-Yes!" Sayo gulped while Negi shifted a foot around guiltily. "All of us dated him a-at Mahora, y-you know!"

"But... but..." Anya began counting with her fingers. "Wait, if I remember it correctly, there were thirty one of you in that class, so how... Oh, I get it. That Shiori girl, right?"

"Um, actually, she refused membership, saying she was okay with Fate-san, " Sayo answered.

"Ah? But then, who..."

"Kotaro-kun," Negi said with a very quiet and tiny voice.

"Bweh?-!" Anya cried.

"I was experimenting at the time!" Negi whined.
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