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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
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Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,399 Views)
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OverMaster
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Apr 20 2013, 05:58 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Jobs the Negima Cast Never Should Take.
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Tsukuyomi: Dentist.
Kagurazaka Asuna: Attorney at Law.
Konoe Konoemon: Male Stripper.
Negi Springfield: Opera Singer.
Cocone Fatima Rosa: Motivational Speaker.
Kakizaki Misa: Babysitter.
Takane D. Goodman: South Pole Explorer.
Nagi Springfield: Accountant.
Jack Rakan: Drag Queen.
Anya Cocolova: Marriage Counselor.
Nekane Springfield: Prostitute.
Zazie Rainyday: Rapper.
Yotsuba Satsuki: Baby Seal Hunter.
Naba Chizuru: Proctologist.
Quartum: Ice Cream Truck Driver.
Quintum: Mangaka.
Sakurazaki Setsuna: Stand Up Comedian.
Ookuchi Akira: Desert Ranger.
Aisaka Sayo: TV News Anchorwoman.
Yukihiro Ayaka: Ape Tamer.
Shirabe: Drummer.
Amagasaki Chigusa: Schoolteacher.
Evangeline Mc Dowell: Censor.
Fate Averruncus: Rodeo Clown.
Homura: Firefighter.
Albert Chamomille: Boxer.
Inugami Kotaro: Gynecologist.
Shiina Sakurako: Emo Icon Singer.
Kurt Godel: Pope.
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Darkenning
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Apr 21 2013, 01:33 PM
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Pervert. Also, Witch.
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So, Volume 38 is out in stores, now, and yes, Arika is on the back cover, which means that she's also the subject of the very last of Akamatsu-sensei's discussions about the character thus depicted. It confirms that, yes, she and Nagi were married, but doesn't say anything about their life after that. He jokes that maybe that will be explained at the end of the anime. Chamo's little image objects to that, buuuut ... considering how the movie ended, I think there can't really be any doubt that she's dead.
So it goes.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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OverMaster
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Apr 21 2013, 01:55 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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"Maybe I'll answer all the dozens of hanging important questions someday, although I want to retire and drink all day long so bad it hurts. But maybe someday, I mean, if my next work flops and I'm desperate for money, although I'll never be honest and open about it because I'm Japanese."
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Apr 23 2013, 06:37 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Last Meal.
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Chachamaru looked at the still figures crumbled all around the table.
"I believe," she finally said, "it was a bad idea choosing a fugu restaurant to celebrate our victory."
Evangeline delicately cleaned her mouth with a napkin. "Speak for yourself. This is the best fish I have ever tasted. Hey, Boya! Stop pretending, it's not like this could kill you anymore! Call the waiter and ask for more to take home!"
Negi twitched. "All the same, I'm not feeling well at all..."
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rikalous
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Apr 23 2013, 09:21 PM
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Creature of the Deep
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Space Sailing
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Akira had always found shows that acted like spaceships were just like normal ships rather silly. She didn't go off on rants about the lack of friction and the need to think three-dimensionally and the utter impracticality of escape pods like Hakase would if prompted (but only if prompted, and they hardly prevented the Professor from her soft sci-fi). Her reasoning was much more simple. Everyone knew that outer space was about as empty as you got, and Akira knew very well that the ocean was more full of incredible things than any land mass, including Australia.
It was Akira's fondest dream to be able to travel to the bottom of the ocean one day, to see creatures that nobody else had. At first she couldn't understand why so many people got so excited about the space elevator Negi was working on. Sure, it was apparently some incredible feat of engineering, and it would be a great help to their friends in Mundus Magica, but there was nothing out there that wasn't a portal away already.
Was there?
Akira had long been a sensible, levelheaded, mature young woman and she was aware that sensible, levelheaded, mature people didn't believe in aliens. Proper aliens, not like Chao and her semantics. On the other hand, time travelers were on the list of things not to believe in, along with mages and demons and, if you listened to Chisame, half the things that any Mahora student took for granted. Heck, she herself had a tail sometimes. That was definitely unusual.
So she found herself looking up at the stars and wondering. What if there ''was'' something else out there, something nobody had ever seen? What if someone else found it while she was stuck there on Earth?
Like a lot of people, she ended up filling out an application to work on one of the first companies to sprout up around the elevator. Unlike a lot of people, she was an Olympic athlete and a member of Ala Alba, which got her to the interview stage. All the hires were hideously overqualified for their stated duties, and there were more than a few jokes among them about how they were wasting their education and skills, but nobody truly minded.
Better to serve in the heavens than reign on the dirt.
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Apr 26 2013, 10:24 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Is it me, or Hot Dog Water is a bit Chisame?


The glasses! The hostile but caring attitude! Those ridiculous sexy striped socks!
Heck, she dressed with a sexy devil-like motif at least once, too!
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Apr 26 2013, 12:17 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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MARCIE!
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I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Apr 27 2013, 06:00 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.
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Breaking Apart.
"Why! Setchan, why!" Konoka wailed. "Where did I fail! What went wrong with us, and when! What is it so good about boys anyway, even Robin-kun? They eventually grow into men, and then they start growing icky hair on their faces! I'd pretty much prefer kissing Setchan's beautiful smooth face! Why don't you feel the same anymore? It's the lesbian bed death, isn't it? I can spice things up, I promise! We can invite Asuna over, and even Batgirl! Anything, as long as you don't become... ick... hetero! Please, Setchan, please give me another chance...!"
Setsuna blinked. "But... but Ojou-sama, when I said I wanted us to go straight, I meant quitting crime and finding honest jobs..."
Konoka stared at her face, then a slow deep blush crept up her face. "Oh. Oh, well. That, I suppose I can think about it. Daddy would get angry, and I'll admit I love the Bonny and Clyde shtick, you know, as long as it's just Bonny and Bonny, but..."
"Ojou-sama."
"What."
"It's... It's the first time I, I make YOU blush...!"
"Ah, yes. It's usually the other way around, isn't it?"
"It's very, so very cute..."
"Oh, Setchan. Never go straight, will you?"
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May 2 2013, 09:20 AM
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So Totally Not a Replacement.
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"I'll be honest with you," he finally sighed. "At first, the only reason why I took on that date was because your picture reminded me so much of a girl... who was close to me."
She lifted an eyebrow the slightest bit. "Is that so? I had no idea they had created more female Averrunci..."
The scrawny boy looked at her without understanding. "Huh? Oh, no, she... I guess you could say she was created rather than born, yes, but... Look, that doesn't matter now. What I mean is, I'm sorry I came into this actually looking for someone else. But I, I have come to actually care about you on your own, on what you really mean to me, and-- and--"
He crumbled on himself, hunchbacked on his chair. "I'm sorry," he repeated. "I know I'm not good enough for you, or anyone for that matter..."
She studied him carefully for a moment before placing a hand on his shoulder. "You are a curious human being, Ikari Shinji."
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Fate gave her as much of a quizzical look as he could manage. "Why?" he asked at last.
She kept looking down humbly. "Well, he is the only human male who has been that... gentle to me. Even your friend Negi still holds what I did to his students against me, even if he doesn't realize it himself. And he is kind and polite, and I'm somehow pregnant, and he has a stable job, and Dynamis-sama says he's interested on the giant unit he pilots, and he can cook, and he makes the best coffee you ever could taste..."
That last part caught Fate's attention. "Really?"
"Well," Sextum half-sighed, just a bit sadly, "It certainly isn't for the quality of the sex itself..."
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May 2 2013, 07:01 PM
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Going from Bad to Otaku.
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Asuna looked at the couch where Evangeline and Chachazero sat watching TV. "You finally got them to watch anime, then?"
"Yeah," Haruna mumbled. "Although Chachazero... well, I suppose it should have been expected, but..."
Chachazero burst into laughing as Evangeline kept on a cold, even sneering, expression.
"Let me guess. They're watching a hyperviolent anime, with tons of torsos exploding and blood flying everywhere," said Asuna.
"Nah, that would haven't surprised or disturbed me at all," Haruna said. "As I said, it's something you could have expected from Chachazero, but at the same time... Not in the exact way you'd have thought."
"What do you mean?" Asuna was intrigued.
The doll was rolling around in laughter now.
Haruna held a DVD case for Asuna to see.
The redhead read aloud, "Grave of the Fireflies? What..."
"Oh, oh, oh!" Chachazero guffawed. "This is even better than When The Wind Blows...!"
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May 2 2013, 07:05 PM
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I cry shenanigans. Eva was sniffling when she saw Negi's much less sorrowful backstory.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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May 2 2013, 07:07 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Well, I assume Negi's backstory being real had to do with it.
Granted, Grave is based on a real story as well, but a casual viewer probably wouldn't know that.
Although, then then again, Eva would have to be very aware actual things like those did happen either way...
It'd be interesting seeing XEBEC Sayo's reaction to it, anyway...
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May 3 2013, 02:31 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Achievement.
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"Konoka, " she called her, sounding firm and unhesitant.
And Konoka's heart soared. She was no childish Kono-chan or respected Ojou-sama anymore.
They were, at last, equals.
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May 5 2013, 01:34 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Negi, Chisame and Ruiko Saten.
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She only wanted to be special. To have cool powers to live adventures with like Mikoto, Kuroko or even Uiharu-chan.
He gave her the chance to have such powers. It was logical she'd want to repay his kindness on doing so. Things just happened to grow from there.
And Chisame-chan had been an unexpected but never unwelcome side benefit.
Yandere.
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"You realize I warned you, don't you!" Chisame roared, bleeding knife in hand. "I warned you, one of these days, you'd get yourself stabbed by a girl, the way you kept playing with our hearts! And now look at what you made me do!"
The now immortal Negi sat back up. "Uh, Chisame, I still don't see the appeal of this as 'foreplay', as you call it. I mean, what is the point of--"
"Shut up and let's do it now, while the wounds are still bleeding!" she growled, jumping on his quickly healing body to kiss his mouth.
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May 5 2013, 02:21 PM
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Creature of the Deep
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Somewhere, Tsukuyomi puffs on a pipe with an expression of pure mentorly contentment.
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