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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
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Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,398 Views)
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May 6 2013, 09:12 PM
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@Re: Eva Snifling when Negi Backstories:
Maybe it's the fact that she actually gives a shit about Negi...
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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May 20 2013, 05:29 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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Huh. Hey, has anyone seen this? OM, you and I are cited as inspiration. Can't read in on the office network though...
www.fanfiction.net/s/9162433/1/Honya-Chan-The-Caster-Of-The-Light
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May 20 2013, 05:45 PM
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Author-chan will keep the story as original as possible and change some of element in original because Author-chan is not used to manage many character at once so OOC is unavoidable.

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Tohsaka Rin and Luviagelita Edelfelt is not your ordinary school girl. If they are not 'Ordinary', then your world will be bizarre enough to become manga or anime. After all ordinary school girl doesn't fly in the night sky with cute costume where your panties could be seen and blasting some magical energy.

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It was nice morning, Nodoka open her eyes and look at the ceiling for the moment.

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"She never absent, isn't she?" Ayaka added, "Even we can't see her."
"Err...What do you mean?" Negi asked.
"She is ghost, sensei, You don't know?" Sakura answered.

W-Well... the author is from Indonesia, so I suppose she can be excused for not having the best handle of English, and at least you can feel her... enthusiasm...
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May 20 2013, 05:52 PM
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DAT REVIEW.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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May 20 2013, 06:16 PM
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DA FUQ?
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May 21 2013, 05:52 PM
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Graduation.
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The five small students between ten and twelve stood before the Magus, along the much taller student who grinned goofily.
The tall and gorgeous blond woman on the honor seat watched on with a tight face as the Magus called on the graduates, starting with the best and most honored of them all. Her heart pumped with silent pride.
"Negi Springfield!"
"Yes, Sir!"
"Anya Cocolova!"
"Yes, Sir!"
"Ernest Mc Kenzie!"
"Yay! I finally have a name!"
"Mary Weisbern!"
"Here! Hum, but wasn't my name Rose?"
"Little Guy with the Goofy Puffy Hat!"
"I have a name too, Magus!"
Finally, the old man sighed, and called the final graduate, the one who had taken the longest to graduate in the school of Merdiana. After dropping at least eleven times from his studies to go save the world and generally laze around, he had barely made it this year, sporting the lowest possible grades for it. And the Magus still was sure he only had managed it because Negi had helped him.
"Nagi Springfield!"
"That's me!" the young man cheered, moonwalking his way over to the dean and accepting his diploma with a perfect white smile. More than half the women in the audience cooed and fainted.
Afterwards, his happy son, his stern looking wife, his beloved niece and his son's unofficial girlfriend mobbed him.
"Uncle Nagi! I'm so glad for you and Negi!"
"... Congratulations, Nagi. Do you see? You could do it as long as you really put your mind into it..."
"Mr. Nagi! I'll be a fortune teller at London!"
"Father! Father! My diploma says I'm going to be a teacher at Japan!"
"Hoo hoo! Japan, huh? Well, if you happen to meet Eva-chan there, tell her... you aren't my son. For your own good. Hey, look! My assignment is showing, too!"
They all looked curiously to see the words appearing on the certificate.
It read A Gynecologist at Sweden.
Huge drops of sweat appeared on everyone's heads.
Until Arika Springfield grabbed Nagi's diploma and shredded it between her fingers. "You did it well all these years without one of these!"
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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May 21 2013, 06:27 PM
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Awesome!
Hmm... For some reason, I'm seeing Negi's Grandfather as a Sean Connery Expy who is even MORE badass than Nagi... or, alternately, is still 60's James Bond.
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May 25 2013, 12:45 AM
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Hey look, I can still write things. Who knew. - Quote:
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Chisame wasn't a master of the sword like Setsuna, a legendary mage like Evangeline, or an oddly blatant ninja like Kaede. She didn't particularly want to be any of those things, either. They weren't actually all that helpful during those times when punching people who annoyed you only made more problems for you (i.e., most people's entire lives).
More useful were things like Satomi's scientific genius, Chizuru's reams of money, or Ayaka's ability to keep smiling at people. All day long. She didn't have any of that, either, but she did have something none of her bizarrely talented classmates did. Unquestioned dominion over the net, a world beyond Earth, Mars, or Venus.
Chao, supergenius that she was, understood the power of that world. Back during Mahorafest, before the grand rituals and giant robots, her first foray twisted public opinion in the World Wide Web. Negi and Asuna's grand speeches might win some hearts and minds to their cause on their own, but it was Chisame's small army of sockpuppets that did most of the work. And she didn't need any fancy spells or robotic reflexes to do it, either.
Then there were the darker arts. So much was done online these days, and so few understood the trail they left. If one should just so happen to stumble across something another would prefer be kept hidden, and one suggested that perhaps supporting young Springfield's project would help that something remain hidden, that wasn't exactly blackmail, was it?
Well, yes, it totally was. She just didn't feel guilty about it.
Ala Alba's shining dream of harmony and survival for all three worlds was too important to go overboard on the scruples, after all. In service to that dream, Chisame would be as tireless as any warrior, as resourceful as any wizard, and as secret as any shinobi.
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Let's Watch Nanoha Wits, magic, and hardboiled monologues. My other claims to fame.
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Jun 8 2013, 06:45 PM
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Random.
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Unspoken Plan Guarantee, Part 1.
Negi opened his eyes, noticing he had bandages all around his head, and he was in a hospital bed surrounded by his friends. And Godel.
"What...? How did it--"
"Relax!" Asuna smiled at him. "You're fine now. Fate punched you a lot during your fight, and, um, then the Lifemaker kinda nearly killed you, and, ah, I'm sure you only hallucinated the part where he was your dad, but... Bottomline, all the bad guys are down now, and we can start the part where you finally tell us how to save the Magical World for good!"
Negi blinked. "Why didn't Konoka-san just--"
Konoka smiled weakly with a bandaged arm from the next bed. Setsuna nodded, since it was all she could do in her traction on the bed after that. She had a note with a pink smiley reading 'Get better soon!- Yomi-chan' pinned to her left foot.
"-- Ah," Negi said.
"Well, yeah, just tell us already, what's your big plan?" Kotaro urged.
"Ah, yes, the plan--" Negi trailed off. "The plan is-- You know, it seems I have forgotten the plan," he said with a lame smile.
Everyone else became stone statues. Except Yue, who sipped noisily from her carton of yellow blackberry juice. "Copycat."
Negi looked at her. "And who are you?"
Unspoken Plan Guarantee, Part 2.
Asuna glowed in a powerful white light as she finished healing Mundus Magicus back. "There! It's done. Down to every last human, animal and plant in this world. But it's only a temporary fix, so you'd better tell us your plan for--"
Negi rammed a fist through her chest, making her puke red all over his face. Then she vanished in the air, becoming one with Mundus Magicus.
Negi turned a red-stained saintly smiling face towards Ala Alba, Ala Rubra and 3-A. "And that's it! By merging Asuna with this world in this exact moment, we've managed to stabilize the power flux of this plane of existence permanently! Thank you! We couldn't have done it without you!"
The others stared at him in shocked mute horror.
"What?" he finally said. "She forced me to bathe! And she was ROUGH!"
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Jun 12 2013, 06:52 PM
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Jersey Shore.
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The diploma read Teaching Young Italoamericans in Jersey, USA.
Negi smiled confidently. "Well, I'm sure I can do that!"
Five months later, he returned to Merdiana covered in blood and grinning maniacally, refusing to answer Nekane and the Dean's concerned questions.
Either way, no magus jury dared finding him guilty once they learned the truth.
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Jun 15 2013, 09:11 AM
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He hadn't died satisfied or contented at all. How could he, knowing he'd never see Asuna again? That was why Chao, who had that stupid hangup on never saying a lie, had kept a blissful oblivious silence on the subject, skillfully dancing around it. Anyway, Asuna had believed Evangeline when she haad told her that, and that was all that mattered.
Evangeline had little use for virtues like honesty. Having said such a lie wouldn't bother her for the remainder of her existence. Knowing she had said it to keep Asuna relatively happy was another, far more troubling matter, but Evangeline could cope with that. As long as no one else knew...
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Jun 17 2013, 06:08 PM
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Ticket to Royalty.
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"Negi, Asuna, " Arika informed them solemnly, "I have found, during my quest for Nagi, another member of the Royal Ostian Family—" "ANOTHER one?-!" Asuna yelled. "Geez, Mom, why to bother finding so many people for a throne we'll never claim anyway!" A beat. "And if we do, it's mine. No one else's."
"Eeeeehhhh—" Negi began.
"No one else's!" Asuna repeated herself.
Arika frowned. "Be that as it may be, I found him. The heterochromia of the royal family is proof of it. Behold."
And she placed a rather rounded pigeon with blue and purple feathers and mismatched eyes on the table.
Negi and Asuna stared at it.
"Meet Cousin Pesto, " Arika unfazedly said, before adding, "Raised Italoamerican."
The bird stared back at Asuna and Negi. "Whatcha lookin' at?"
"It's a pigeon, " Asuna said.
"Gotta problem with that?" the bird puffed his chest up.
"Oh, come on!" Asuna said. "It's a freaking bird! Not even the Setsuna variety! He couldn't be possibly related to us!"
"Oh, yeah?" the pigeon said. "Whatcha trying to say with dat, huh? You saying you're too good to be related to me, huh? You're saying you're too fancy and good and nice, with your freaky long legs, and your slick featherless body, and the bells on your head? Are you telling me I'm nuthin' but a stinking boid compared to you? A nobody? A waste of your precious royal space and blue blood? Is that what you're trying to say?-!"
Asuna recoiled, slightly intimidated despite herself. "Uh, no! All I'm saying is you can't be my relative, because I'm not a bird!"
The pigeon huffed, turned around, and gave two steps away from Asuna. "Oh! So I'm nothing but a bird!"
Asuna nodded. "Yeah, of course you are!"
"DAT'S IT...!" the pigeon roared, jumping back for Asuna's face, and an epic struggle started.
Negi looked at the other figure sitting besides him. "I think I like you better, Cousin Boo."
"BWAAARK! BUCK-KAWWK, BUKAKWK, BUWAARK!"
"He's a chicken, I tell you!" Chisame protested. "A giant chicken! Oh, come on...!"
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Jun 17 2013, 07:08 PM
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It's not a giant chicken, it's a big cock!
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Jun 20 2013, 06:30 PM
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Hey, ever read Mad Magazine?
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Spy Vs. Spy.
The White Spy had been studying the teachings of Rowling, the sacred texts of Potter, for months now. Day and night, with no rest but the most necessary ones, he practiced the spells described wherein, until he mastered their magic. He became as good a practicioner of the magical arts of that universe as anyone could. Then he challenged his old enemy, the Black Spy.
They met near the Academy, and the White Spy reached for his wand, starting to cast the deadly spell that would...
... before he could finish moving or casting, the Black Spy already had unleashed seventy magical arrows of fire that fell on the White Spy and pulverized him to ashes.
Chuckling derangedly to himself, the Black Spy pulled his favored textbook on Akamatsu Black Sorcery and the magics of the Springfields, and made a 'V' sign with his free hand...
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Jun 20 2013, 07:32 PM
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Ah, I remember those guys... The art went downhill like a rock after Prohias died...
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