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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,397 Views)
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One of the few shorts I actually liked. Kinda reminded me of old school cartoons.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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Snow Negi and the Thirty One Schoolgirls.

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Once upon a time, there was this great hero dude who married a princess, so he became the King of the land. Sadly, the queen disappeared in some sort of incident or another I won't bother explaining because I had a fallout with Kodansha, so the King was left alone with his son. However, one day, when the son was ten, the King went to his magical mirror and asked him, "Mirror mirror in the wall, who is the most badass chick magnet of them all?"

The mirror answered, "Hey man, you once were the biggest shit in town. But now, you're just an old clown. Snow Negi, your son, is the biggest chick magnet now. He'll have his own line of lemon fanfics without having to grow!"

Angered because he had never been in a lemon fanfic, the King called on Jack the Badass Hunter and commanded him to take Snow Negi to the woods, kill him, and bring him his heart as proof. But since Jack the Badass Hunter was a kind hearted type of badass, and mainly, the King hadn't paid him enough, he just took Snow Negi to the woods, told him he'd have to grow stronger and badass there with survival training, and left him there to bring the King the heart of a Kodansha executive (this is where you know the story is fictional bull) and go star in his own series of badass adventures. Probably even playing Thor.

Snow Negi, with the help of the kind woodland ermines and beastgirls and similar critters, grew stronger and badass in the woods, until he reached the cabin of thirty one schoolgirls who worked at the diamond mines, because diamonds are a girl's best friend, get it. Mucho Shotacon ensued.

One day, before going off to work on the diamond mines, Schoolgirl Number Twenty Five told Snow Negi "Be careful, brat, since I've read in the Internet the King has learned you didn't die when you were killed, and he's gunning for you." Snow Negi promised being careful, and the girls went off for the mines singing Happy-Hi Material-Ho leaving him to wash their clothes, cook their meals, press their wardrobe, clean their floors, polish their windows, make their beds, feed the Chibi-Setsuna and record their favorite TV shows.

Later that day, however, a Mysterious Cloaked Figure knocked at the door and offered Snow Negi an apple. Snow Negi saw through the diguise, punched the figure in the stomach, and then his old man just had enough and put him in a deep sleep with a spell.

When the schoolgirls came back home, they saw Snow Negi comatose on the floor, and greatly wept for him before deciding to do the sane logical thing and putting him in a crystal coffin for exhibit. Charging for admission at Schoolgirl Number Eighteen's suggestion. After making several fortunes, during Snow Negi's World Tour 2003, Prince Fate of Averruncus was charmed by Snow Negi's delicate youthful looks and—

"Ah, no! We aren't going there!" Schoolgirl Number Eight pushed Prince Fate aside and kissed Snow Negi herself. Her magic cancel kiss unmade the eternal kiss sleep, and they all lived happily ever after.

Except the King, who, ah, died offscreen or some such shit. Again, if Akamatsu didn't care, why should I.

And that's the end.
Edited by OverMaster, Jun 23 2013, 08:44 AM.
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It's Indecent!

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Tendo Akane from Furinkan High blinked. "Excuse me? What have you just said?"

Kotegawa Yui from Seinan High pointed at the long skirts Akane and the rest of the Furinkan girls were wearing. "Your dress code is indecent! What a shame!"

Kiryuu Nanami from Ohtori shook her head. "Very true! It's simply gruesome!"

"Flammating men's lecherous imaginations like that!" Suzushiro Haruka from Fuuka Gakuen was similarly scandalized. "Don't you have any shame?"

"The way you make them look at you!" Yukihiro Ayaka from Mahora hissed. "How can you live at peace with yourselves?"

"Seriously! You wouldn't catch me in one of those! Even I have standards!" Kurono Kurumu from Youkai High added.

"What?-!" Akane cried. "Get real! Our skirts are far longer than any of yours!"

"Precisely!" Shimei Ryomou from Nany Academy said, "By wearing those... things, you are forcing men to think of what there is underneath! So they spend far longer looking at you and undressing you with their eyes."

"I bet they love it, the attention whores..." Takagi Saya from Fujimi High muttered.

Misaka Mikoto from Academy City nodded and prayed no one noticed she wore shorts under her own miniskirt. She really didn't need or want being called a teasing slut again..
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All Equal, but Unequally.

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"You lied to us, Sensei!" Ako cried. "You told us we were the protagonists of our own stories, but in the end, we were nothing but background noise to YOUR story!"

Her teacher shrugged. "You all were the protagonists of your own stories, it's just your stories sucked and petered out..."

Haruna frowned. "Didn't your story get as much of a flop ending as ours?"

Zazie blinked. "When did I have a story of my own?"
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Poor Zazie... her arc got aborted...
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The Secret of my Success.

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Against his expectations, the class he was going to teach didn't burst into exclamations of glee bordelining pedophilic worship. As a matter than that, other than a gorgeous blonde squealing into nearly orgasmic delight and a pink haired short girl exclaiming "HOW CYUUUUUTE!" the girls seemed to range between disbelieving, disgusted and appalled.

Murmurs began to abound just as soon.

"—can't believe they took a hunk like Death Glasses away for this—"

"—is this even legal?"

"—We'll be the school's laughingstock again..."

"— going to ask Dad for a relocation—"

"— at least will be easy to manipulate—"

Negi blinked. He had to act fast. "Excuse me, please, Sensei, " he whispered, quickly getting past Shizuna and dashing into the hallway.

Once there, he pulled his trusty AXE Deodorant (TM) and applied generous helpings of it on his armpits.

Smiling to himself, he walked back into the classroom.

The females exploded into a burning ball of "OHHHH! SO PRETTY!"

He sighed in relief as he was assaulted, and even those staying back like that bespectacled girl with the glasses, the blonde loli and the really short one with voluminous braided hair began rubbing their legs together uneasily.

The AXE Effect. It's Better than Magic.
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Disaster Date.

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"This... This just isn't going to work out," Fuuka decided with a sigh, placing both hands on the cafe's table. She shook her head sadly. "Sorry, it's not you, it's us. Not that we are racist or anything, it's just you are too..."

"Yellow," Fumika completed, really wishing Nana and Momo would take their calls again.

The two American girls, Sherri and Terri, looked blankly at them across the table.

"Well, honestly!" one of them finally said, indignated.

"I told you we shouldn't have tried to date Japanese!" her twin told her while standing up to leave.

But it was getting so difficult to find Twincestous double dates anymore...
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Do half-identicals count? Because I'm pretty sure Ephraim and Erica are somewhere in the Magic World.
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So... I was thinking of giving Twilight a chance and reading the first book. Anyone have any suggestions to purge my mind of this tasteless notion, or, if too late, scrub what I read out of my brain?
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When you haven't watched Mai Hime, Gun X Sword or Karin yet? And even going into books alone, I'm sure there are far many others you'd be better off reading instead (I'm not sure how many big-time book series you still haven't checked out).
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I'm focusing on Rental Magica to try and kill the urge, as well as the Ratman manga. Very good manga, I'd recommend it to you. Mai Hime... maybe next, if Durarara doesn't catch my mood.
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Oh my Memetic Sex God!

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"Hello!" the young boy who had just appeared before Morisato Keiichi after that fateful wrong number calling for takeout introduced himself with a wide smile. "I'm Negi Springfield, God of Shotas! The office of Harem Male Lead Support has sent me to grant you a wish!"

"I wish to be more popular with women!" Keiichi jumped at the chance.

"Oh, that's an easy one! You just have to... SUIT UP!"
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SCM... Twilight becomes much more bearable once you realize that Bella is the main villain.

Stephenie Meyer is a freakin' genius who created the least likable human being in history, and we get to see her shallow, senseless existence as she tortures two misguided morons, cheats her way to immortality and manipulates an entire coven of vampires into becoming her willing slaves without them even realizing they've become slaves.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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^^^Seconding Ratman. And on that note, have you watched Tiger and Bunny yet? It shares a bunch of themes with the former.
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