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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,396 Views)
rikalous
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If we're still giving suggestions, The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer. Completed and remains damn good all the way through.
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Ah, Biscuit Hammer. Pure awesome, plus that attempt to avert fate was HILARIOUS! And it even worked!
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Sorta URAE related snippet.

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Henpecked Husband.

"And that, " Ako told her children, "was how I ended up marrying my teacher."

Her husband, sitting next to her, nodded energetically before breaking into a loud "BWACKK BUKKAWW BRWWAK! BUCK-KAWWW!"

Ako nodded at him and smiled sweetly. "Yes, so you only ever taught us Ornithology, but so what? It still counts, Boo-kins..."

Her daughter frowned as her little brother kept pecking on his breakfast. "But Mom, then what happened to that English homeroom guy? The really young teacher?"

"Oh, Negi-sensei? Well, last time I heard of him, he was still happily married with that Tsukuyomi girl and raising their six children in Wales. You should have seen Setsuna-san's face when she gave me the update..."
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Prediction.

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"You're the kind of character who is shown long dead with no explanation or proper foreshadowing three chapters before the end!" Rakan laughed.

Negi gave him a completely blank, confused look.

Rakan frowned, then began scratching his own nose. "No, wait, that just doesn't sound right..."
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Auron joke there?
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It's just a play on something Rakan once said in canon.
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Rosemary's Baby.

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We'll call him Damian! Satsuki announced proudly as she held her dark skinned newborn with the grim sinister aura surrounding him.

Negi smiled affably but awkwardly. "Ah... That's a pretty good name, Satsuki-san... Gootchy-gootchy, goo..." he began tickling the baby's lower lip with a finger, before he cruelly bit on it with the two sharp teeth he already had. "AHHHH!"

"Don't mind him, Sensei, " the baby's father told him calmly as was her custom. "He's just trying to suck the Magia Erebea out of your body. He's still too young to realize he can't do that..."

Ominous beat.

"... yet..."

Negi shuddered. "Oh, oh, I see, Zazie-san..."

Misa burst in violently. "Zazie! I'm pregnant! Take responsibility!"

Satsuki looked at her child's father and scowled slightly. I thought you were going to rid of that extra part...!

Zazie scratched the back of her head sheepishly.

"..."

Look, I know I said I wouldn't care, just like you didn't care when I was seeing Ku Fei on the side, but if you're going to do it, do it without the added parts. You owe yourself to our family now!

"..."

Don't try to play the Cute Mute card with me, Zazie...

Asuna's face scrounched up a little. "Um well, it's been nice visiting you, but... we have things to do urgently... I don't know, elsewhere."
Edited by OverMaster, Jul 3 2013, 09:53 AM.
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This is going to end up in the Negima version of Good Omens, isn't it?
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Wonder Twins.

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"This isn't exactly the Pactio we had been expecting for..." Fuuka said dubiously, looking down at their Artifacts. "Where's the ninja gear?"

"Just shut up and do it!" they were told from offstage.

She and her sister looked at each other, shrugged, and bumped their Artifacts together.

"Wonder Twins powers, activate!" they chorused.

"Form of a dragon!" Fuuka said.

"Form of a tidal wave!" Fumika said.

Homura and Tamaki looked at their foes' new forms and sighed.

Tamaki turned into a larger dragon who ate Fuuka, and Homura evaporated Fumika.

Some people just aren't born to win.
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Holy...!

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Natsumi supposed this American cop movie wasn't really that much worse than those violent Sentai shows Kotaro and Negi already watched, or even that insanely violent Magical Musical Cannon Girl they were caught watching at times too (ah, the times of good old Biblion). And certainly, Chizu-ne didn't seem to mind either, sitting there with them, watching in fascinated silence. So Natsumi sat as well despite the movie not being of her liking. Survival is difficult for a loser in the war for the remote.

"You know, there's something I've always wondered about these movies, " Kotaro said, checking the heavily censored subtitles, "Why do they always say Holy shit? I mean, it's shit! Excrement! How could that ever possibly be holy?"

Natsumi looked at him, aghast. "KOTARO-KUN!"

"What! It's exactly what they are saying!"

Chizuru lifted an eyebrow. "When did you get to be that well versed on English, Kotaro-kun?"

"Oh, you know, the Americans hire mercenaries all the time. In that, movies don't lie..."

Natsumi's eyes spiralled. "Oh dear! So that's what holy shit meant the whole time? I, I always thought it was just a normal exclamation of surprise, like what the fuck!" she said that in heavily accented English.

"Um, actually, that's a profanity as well, Natsumi-chan, " said Chizuru.

"WHAAAAT? And I used both sentences so much add-libing in our A Streetcar Named Desire play!" she began sobbing. "The shame! The shame is all-consuming!"

Kotaro shot Negi an accusing glare. "Why don't you teach them any actual useful English? See, now you made her cry!"

Negi sighed. "Sorry. By the way, at Merdiana, we have a shrine to some magically preserved excrement from the great Merlin. They say it can grant you miracles if you kneel before it and pray for two straight hours..."

"What."

"They used to kiss it to speed the proccess up, but the Magus decided encasing it under glass after an overjealous worshipper took a bite from it..."
Edited by OverMaster, Jul 5 2013, 01:26 PM.
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Guest To Love-Ru snippet I don't feel like placing anywhere else.

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The Fulfilled Contract.

Somehow, after all the decades and decades, after all the wars, after all the children, after the grandchildren and great-grandchildren, they were the only ones left from the old days. And now he was going away, wasting away on his deathbed.

He asked the children to leave the room, and then squeezed his wife's hand with frail tenderness.

"If you're going to do it, " he warned, "It's best if you do it now. I don't know if—"

He fell into a loud wheezing after that, unable to speak anymore, looking up at her with pleading eyes.

Wiping a single tear from her eye, Yami kissed his forehead, then pulled her mouth back. "I love you, you perverted idiot, " she sadly whispered, and they shared a small tired smile.

The blade took shape in her gray hair, and she hesitated for a moment. But he nodded as best as he could.

She closed her eyes and fulfilled the long standing promise.
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Lately, I'm feeling tempted to actually expand on the notion of "Negi Stu visits Konoha" that OM posted a while back, but played straight -- a ridiculously powerful post-series Negi shows up and meets Naruto (who hasn't even come close to his final power levels) and gets brought back to the village for some bullshit reason and charms all the girls there (since he has Sasuke's seriousness without the grim sociopathy and Naruto's cheerfulness minus the arrant stupidity) but with the catch that he really just wants to get back to his own world and feels awful about breaking all these hearts. But, ah well, can't be helped.

I think the screams of Naruto fandom would be incredibly fun to hear. Maybe after I'm done Descendants, as a pallate cleanser.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Do it! And do it well!
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rikalous
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Speaking of you doing things that aren't incestuous, any plans to pick up the superheroes thread you made in the tabletop games section?
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<sigh> ... maybe. I go through stages where I find that stuff interesting, and it's been a while since the last one.
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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