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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
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Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,392 Views)
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Darkenning
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Aug 21 2013, 09:50 AM
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Pervert. Also, Witch.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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OverMaster
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Aug 25 2013, 07:32 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Like Father, Like Son.
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Saotome Ranma had proposed himself never being like his father. He tried his best. He had really tried it.
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The just-released Nagi stared blankly at the girl his son had just introduced to him. "... Saotome Haruna?"
"Yep!" she peppily said.
"... daughter of Saotome Ranma?"
"Uh, yeah! Why? Did you ever meet him...?"
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But that guy was such a nice fellow, especially compared to the likes of his circle of 'friends' like Ryouga and Mousse, and they had just had such an incredible adventure together, and it seemed logical his dear little girl would be safe and nicely set with the son of that kind of great guy...
Plus, they had been drinking.
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Slowly, eerily, Nodoka and Yue turned glowing red eyes at Haruna. She gulped aloud.
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"SAOTOME RANMA, PREPARE TO DIE!" a familiar yell in a nearly forgotten voice he'd never had expected to yell that came to him, as Nagi Springfield kicked a hole through his wall, startling Nabiki. "How come you never told our children about our agreement?-!"
He forced a smile. "Ah, Nagi! It's so nice to see you're still alive, after all! Well, you see, I decided we wouldn't have to force our children into anything, like I was forced into..." he ducked under the plate his wife tossed at his head then. "Damn it, I didn't mean to insult you! Nagi, the point is, I thought we'd better--"
Nagi's fist collided against his face.
"Okay," Ranma growled. "I was going to overlook the wall for the old times, but--!"
"Bring it on, Girly-Man!"
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"-- and that's why Grandpa Nagi and Grandpa Ranma fight all the time, and why Auntie Nodoka and Auntie Yue will often call me those names," Haruna told her children. "But they all dearly love you all the same...!"
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OverMaster
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Aug 26 2013, 06:59 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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The Birds.
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Negi watched on, blankly, as all those Setsunas kept on crashing against the window, relentlessly and furiously, with angry squeaks of "OJOU-SAMA! OJOU-SAMA! OJOU-SAMA!"
"... these parodies are getting more and more desperate..." he mused.
OM's First UQ Holder Piece.
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Touta bowed to all the graves. "Well, see you later, Grandpa Negi, and Grandma Konoka, and Grandma Setsuna, and Grandma Chisame, and Grandma Yue, and Grandma Nodoka, and Grandma Haruna, and Grandma Ako, and Grandma Satomi, and Grandma Akira, and Grandma Yuuna, and Grandma Misora, and--"
Panting, he turned back to the waiting Evangeline and requested, "When will you tell me who's my actual blood grandma? It'd save me a lot of time..."
"To be honest," she replied, "I kind of lost track of which one of them she was supposed to be."
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Aug 26 2013, 07:45 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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There's hope for the man! Release the hate in your heart!
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I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Aug 27 2013, 04:09 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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No.
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Aug 29 2013, 09:31 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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In Dog Years.
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Natsumi had always imagined being half demon, even half demon animal, would grant you a longer, if not much longer, lifespan. That was the logical thing to assume, and it even was the way in fantasy stories, wasn't it?
So when Kotaro-kun started looking that much older that much faster than them, she chalked it up to many things. Some sort of abuse of time spent in Eva's resort, maybe. True, Negi-sensei wasn't being affected, but he was some kind of immortal now, and spent most of his current time away on diplomatic missions and stuff. Or maybe Kotaro had just abused those age changing pills, and this was some secondary effect. Either way, she saw fit to warn him to stop doing whatever was causing that, even if he looked so hot and legal now.
Then he told her.
It shocked her, how casual he could be about it. And he never stopping thinking about it that way, and she never could understand that. Even so, she kept on looking after him, even when he was old and gray and she still was young and healthy. But even at that point, when it should have been backwards, he kept on being the happy and careless one, and she was the melancholic and sad one. She never understood that either. And she'd have outright asked on him, but her indirects never were understood, and she always was afraid of hurting him if she asked directly on the subject.
Eventually, after he was gone, she married Negi, to everyone's surprise, even their own, actually. But she never could own any pets anymore.
She wondered, at times, if that was the way Evangeline sort of felt about them.
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HiddenAway
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Aug 29 2013, 10:08 AM
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Green
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Hmm...quite heavy.
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All good things Must come to an end, And today I said goodbye To my very best friend.
The house will seem so still, Now that he's gone. There'll be no one to wake me up To go outside at dawn.
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Aug 30 2013, 05:47 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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The Governor's Wife.
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No one had thought it'd make any sense. Much less that it'd ever work. Much less Asuna of all people. It had taken everyone by complete surprise, because who could have ever expected it?
Everyone, after all, would have thought of them as complete opposites. And there was the age difference too, even if no one in 3-A had much room to criticize on it, not that it'd ever stop them.
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He was a warrior, but also a thinker. Often a cunning and underhanded one, despite his ultimately good intentions. From his days as a lovable child prodigy, he had done everything in his power to honor the sacrifices of Queen Arika, but in his own, often questionable, way. He had taken shortcuts to power, often through shady paths. Handsome and smooth as he was, all in all, looking back at it, he wouldn't be the kind of man parents would want for their young daughter. He was dangerous in more than one sense.
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She was much more scatterbrained than he ever was, but no less focused in her own way. She was just as clever, but in a less realistic way. And yet, while he was all about projects and long term people goals, she was more cynical and disbelieving about people's potential, prefering to place her faith on the machine. They complemented each other. And in a way, Asuna supposed, they were pretty much alike, just... in radically different ways. Two sides of a coin.
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Asuna watched how they came together once again, Hakase running to his strong arms, being hugged against his much taller and solid frame. He never was good with public displays of affection, but she could bring his rare moments of open romantic attachement.
Asuna half-smiled. Despite everything, that bizarre union had been for the best. For everyone's good.
The Queen clapped for her Governor and his wife. "Negiii! Satomi-chan! Stop sucking face and just come with me already! The ceremony's about to start!"
She had been the first one to be shocked when he confessed it that long ago, but she quickly, for once, had realized how similar after all they were. Young geniuses who were emotionally obtuse and stubbornly devoted to their fields of work. Driven to the point of obsession.
His obsession had been, after all, the sole thing moving him to accept the job after Godel stepped down. Godel knew he would be a better strong man for the country, and the country need that power to lead the efforts for the space elevator. And the intellect to guide the project along, which Satomi supplied.
Along the way, it had happened. It took a few pushes, often not too subtle, from Godel,Chachamaru and Asuna herself, of course. And Asuna knew it was as bittersweet for Chachamaru as it had been for her. But they had known they had to let him go. And Chisame was as much of a comfort for Chacha as... that unbearable person... was for Asuna.
She couldn't imagine things going any other way now.
Right?
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Aug 30 2013, 07:12 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
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"That night, freed from the nightmare of the rats, the citizens of Hamelin slept more soundly than ever.'' Negi read aloud in English for the class to listen. "And when the strange sound of piping wafted through the streets at dawn, only the children heard it. Drawn as by magic, they hurried out of their homes. Again, the pied piper paced through the town, this time, it was children of all sizes that flocked at his heels to the sound of his strange piping."
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"Ayaka?" Chizuru asked that night, even though she knew the reason all too well. "Why have you decided to learn how to play the flute, all of a sudden?"
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Hyp3rB14d3
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Aug 30 2013, 07:36 PM
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Not secretly a sentient cat
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My initial reaction is that Ayaka isn't that gullible, but on second thought, I can easily see her trying it even if she doesn't really believe it will work on the off-chance that it does.
So of course it'll work on Makie. And Makie alone.
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Ryouga Quest
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OverMaster
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Aug 31 2013, 04:36 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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And Kotaro. Much stronger animal hearing, and more importantly, it will annoy Ayaka.
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Aug 31 2013, 07:10 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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And on that topic.
What if Ayaka's Brother had Lived?
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"A child teacher!" she paced back and forth the room, chewing on her thumb. "What manner of idiocy is that? Who in their right mind could have come up with such a dumb idea? This is unheard of!"
Chizuru tried to placate her. "Now, now, he seemed to be quite polite and nice, didn't he? Give him a chance, Ayaka! I'm sure he won't be at all like—"
"Of course not! No one could possibly be as bratty and unbearable as my brother! But that doesn't mean young boys in general aren't terribly dumb and annoyingly helpless! You saw him, Chizuru, Natsumi-san! He couldn't even reach the blackboard! The other classes will laugh at us!"
Natsumi fidgeted around shyly. "I... I think he's very cute..." she shyly said.
"WHAT!" Ayaka cried.
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Konoka blinked. "Well, I'm glad you're getting along so well with Negi-kun, Asuna-chan. But I'd have thought you'd be, I dunno, since he replaced Takahata-sensei, you'd be more—"
"No one the Iinchou dislikes so much can be bad at all!"
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Sep 2 2013, 06:22 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Support Group.
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"— and then the hood came down, and it was my father's face!" Negi buried his own face in a hand and shook it sadly. "And then he vanished away, telling me to look for him and kill him... I've never felt worse in my whole life... except for that time when I had to seal Asuna-san away for one hundred years... and the Pactio with Kotaro... and that time with Anya, the potato peeler and the bag of fertilizer..."
Raven patted his back soothingly, pulling back before feeling tempted to touch more than necessary. "It happens. The key is coping through building a healthy and nice brick wall around the burning dark pain in your heart..."
"Chocolate also helps, " Ikari Shinji nodded.
Negi looked at him. "I thought your mother, robot or not, was still in the side of—"
Shinji waved a finger. "From where I come, there are no good sides, Springfield-san."
"His father's still the villain, " Raven waved the issue away. "He still counts."
Fate Testarossa fidgeted a bit on her chair. "Does, does it still count if you knew your mother was... in the morally questionable... side from the start?"
"She still tortured you, didn't she?" Raven asked.
"Did she ever run you through with a spell?" Negi asked, visibly interested, which freaked Shinji out greatly.
"It's valid if it's in a leg, isn't it?" Fate doubted.
"I'm the Joker's son. I think, " Anarky scratched his head under the ridiculous hat. "I never can keep up with what they have retconned or not at the time. As a matter of fact, I don't know if I still exist."
Tsukuyomi smiled at him. "Oh, you're so funny, Oniisama!"
Raven glared at her. "Are you sure you are the one from 2814? For that matter, you can't stay here if you are evil!"
"I'm not evil, I'm just murderously inclined!" Arika peeked in. "I'd like to remind you my father is—"
"I'd like to remind you we don't accept Decadents here! Remember, NO EVIL!" Raven used her shadow tendrils to slam the door on Arika's face.
"That kind of was my mom, you know, " Negi dryly said. Then he looked around. "So, when does Luke Skywalker show up?"
"Don't be silly, " Raven told him. "Everyone knows Luke Skywalker isn't real."
"Oh, " Negi sounded disappointed.
Buzz Lightyear huffed. "Well, they only ripped MY life story off for that, anyway!"
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Sep 2 2013, 06:25 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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Ah, I keep meaning to writing something like that...
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Sep 4 2013, 09:50 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.
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Translation Conventions.
"Mwwwagghha gwwaghha mmmrrmblll lrrrmhb! Rrraaghaa wwaggaaa..." the lead mobster standing before them mumbled.
Joker and his Jokerettes blinked.
One of the visiting mobsters rasped. "I'll translate the Boss' dialogue for you, so you don't have to—"
"I'm not trusting outsiders just yet, sorry!" Joker snapped. "I've got my own translation team, thank you!" He clapped. "Girls...!"
Ayaka and Zazie stepped ahead.
"Rrrwwagga mmghhuuu wagga wazzza..." the Chicago gang leader mumbled.
Zazie turned to Ayaka and said "..."
"Mr. Mumbles here says, " Ayaka reported to her father, "he's interested on sharing, in exchange for your assistance with his acclimation to Gotham, some valuable blackmail material he hs on the Supreme Court."
"Ask him why, if he's got such juicy stuff, he still ran with the tail between the legs from Tracy, " Joker said.
Mumbles, who couldn't be bothered to speak correctly but still understood perfectly, thank you, mumbled, "Rrrgghh bwagga! Razza razzi wafffa mmmghwa. Wah! Wah! Weah!"
Zazie told Ayaka "..."
Ayaka nodded, then translated, "Tracy shoots for the head. At least the Batman and Robin-kun won't kill..."
Joker rubbed his long pointy chin. "Well, depending on how useful the info is, I might just help him taking over Croc's turf near the docks. Lizard Lips has been a bother lately, and I might use a better neighbor, come to think about it. One who would be more helpful with the contraband shipments I don't have the time right now to control personally..."
"Eeeeragga mmmgzzz fffzzz mummmrggh blllrpttt..."
As the exchange went on, Yuuna looked at Ako and said, "That's it. I'm never studying languages ever again."
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