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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,390 Views)
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Standards.

The Joker loomed over the young man tied to a chair, grinning demonically. "Well, you know what happens to wiseguys who try to skim me in gun deals, Young Roscoe. However, since I am such a fair and benevolent clown, I'm going to grant you any wish of your choice!" he grinned, embodying Faux Affably Evil perfectly.

Young Roscoe gulped. "Anything? For real, man?"

"Anything! Whatever your heart wishes for during its last beats! Take the offer while my good mood lasts!"

"Well..."

The Joker frowned. "Don't tell me you're going to ask for me to spare you. That'd beat the whole purpose of...!"

"Oh, no! No! I, um, well, since I'm going anyway, I'd have never dared to ask for this otherwise, but..." he looked towards the door, where a pale girl in samurai harlequin garb stood guard next to a pretty girl in a flowery kimono. "I'd like to tap that ass."

"What, " Joker said.

"Well, you know, J-man. Going out with a bang. Doing a final nasty. You said anything, ya know!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

Setsuna approached them. "What is the problem?"

Joker frowned sourly, then leaned ahead and muttered into Setsuna's ear.

Setsuna went red, her face spasmed, and her mouth curled down in disgust. Then she looked at Roscoe and asked her father, "But... you gave your word?"

"Eh, I guess you could say I did, but who cares?"

"I care!"

"Promises were made to be broken!"

"No! Father, no matter how vile the outcome, our word must be honored! Absolutely nothing at all, no matter what, must keep us from meeting the compromises we chained ourselves to!" She frowned as well, her disgust growing. "And while this sickens me, I wouldn't be worthy of Ojou-Oneesama's love if I dishonored the family's name. I... I will do it."

Joker sighed and tossed his hands up. "You were adopted, and it shows! Alright, it's your funeral!"

"Uh, I think you guys got it wrong, " Young Roscoe said. "I meant her!"

And he pointed with his chin towards Konoka still stood apart, smiling cluelessly.

Setsuna blinked, stared at his face blankly for a few moments, and then just ran him through with her sword.
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"So, " Touta said, "I don't know, if you were so close to all those girls—"

"I never said we were—!" Yukihime began.

"Yeah, yeah, well, if you were as close to them as you could be to any of us mortal insects, didn't you ever consider doing what you did for me for them?"

"Well..."



Misa begged from her deathbed, desperately.

"Please, Eva! Please! Make me immortal!"

"No."




Misora begged, wheezing, from her deathbed.

"Please, Evangeline-sama... Please... I don't want to die..."

"Tough."




Haruna begged from under the giant boulder that had fallen on her, coughing blood.

"Please...?"

"Uh... No."




Chamo whined with his last gasps of breath.

"I beg you, Eva-sama...!"

"You must be joking."




Please, Evangeline-san... Yotsuba pleaded softly, her flame dying down slolwy.

"Ah ha ha! You should have thought of this before telling me out in the Sports Festival, before everyone! Maybe you'll learn some respect in your next life, Fatso! And to think I used to respect you..."




Yukihime looked aside uneasily. "Well... You know how it is. They were too proud to even accept, much less ask for, my help..."
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Had a random idea. For those who know the Percy Jackson and/or Kane Chronicles series, does Hakase seem like an Athena kid or a Hephaestus kid?
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Just based on the myths, definitely Hephaestus. Hakase is no cool-headed warrior or arbiter of justice, she is a maker of wonders who cares more for the creation than for any means it might be put to. Chao might be a daughter of Athena (however that works with a virgin goddess) but Hakase? Nay.
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Cool. I'm conceiving a crossover of the two Riordan series, Negima and The World God Only Knows. I need to think of a way to justify the Jupiter sisters though, and how I can get Hakase, Keima and either Chachamaru or Chihiro together on a quest...

Or maybe the third can be Natsumi/Kamen Rider Kivala...

No, wait! Mahiro from Nyaruko-san!
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The Jupiter sisters could just be yet more children of Zeus, who were given the Roman names of their more famous and successful siblings because of reasons.
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Maybe they're from the extremely small Far East branch that spread to China and Rome?
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Why?

"Batman, why do we do this?" Robin-kun asked as the Batmobile sped back for the Batcave.

Batman gave him a brief blank look.

"No, I mean, " Negi expanded, "why do we do exactly what we did tonight? I understand why we'd stop murders, thefts, arsons, drugs and arms deals, and even those busts on the movie piracy, but what's the point of dropping on those men talking with those weirdly dressed girls and beating them up? Exactly what are they doing?"

"Oh my God, " Batgirl said from the back seat. "Don't tell me you still haven't taught the boy anything about prostitution!"

Negi looked back at her. "What's prostitution?"

"Robin, no, " Batman grumbled.

Tsukuyomi smugly pushed her glasses up her masked face with only a finger. "Prostitution, Negi-kun, is a form of traffic and commerce, but using human beings as merchandise..."

"Oh, you mean they are slave traders! Well, why didn't you say it so from the start?"

"Hnh, " Batman said, in a way that clearly conveyed "Tell him more and I'll kick you out of the goddamn car."

"Wait, if those girls are slaves, though, why do they spend so much time on the streets doing nothing?" Negi asked then. "We've busted other slavery rings before, and the victims there are made to work all day and night long."

"Those girls, " Tsukuyomi exposed, "are there waiting for their clients."

"Clients? I thought you had said they were slaves."

"Don't think about it, " Batman warned.

"In a way, they are, but it's... complex, " Batgirl pondered, tapping her feet down. "Let's say it's a form of slavery where you can set some conditions for what you're going to do, like looking for those you're going to... be working with, but in the end you're still fucked."

"What's 'fucked'?" Robin asked then.

Batgirl blinked slowly, then gave the Bat a bewildered look. "You spend every night mixing up with Gotham's underworld, and he's still never heard the word 'fucked' before?-!"

"I usually bust their teeth off before they can finish the word, " Batman said.

"Oh my. And I have been allowed to say it? You must be starting to get really sweet on me..."

"I need to have both hands on the driving wheel."

"Oh." She smirked deviously. "When we get to your cave, then?"

"Whatever gave you the impression you'd be going all the way there?"

"Ah...?" Tsukuyomi intelligently said, one moment before the ejector seat expulsed her into the cold night. "You'll pay for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!"

—-

Beast Boy spat his glass of tofu milk out. "You're asking me what's prostituWHAT?-!-?"

"Well, Batman and Batgirl's explanations weren't very helpful, and I thought you guys could know—"

"Actually, I'm rather curious about it myself, " Starfire added, with several firm nods.

Raven sagely chose that moment to fade away.

Beast Boy turned to Cyborg. "Cybes! Lend me a hand here!"

His best friend just sat there, with a hanging mouth and blank eyes indicative of how he had chosen that moment to start another convenient data update.

"Well...?" Robin and Starfire asked again.

—-

"You're— asking me— what—" Superman said very slowly.

"Well, " Starfire said as Robin looked on hopefully, "Batman, Batgirl and Beast Boy's explanations have been insufficient to make this subject clear, so we thought you might know..."
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Animal Appeal.

"Triceratops!" Robin-kun asked, just as eagerly.

Beast Boy sighed and changed into a green Triceratops.

"Brontosaurus!" Robin-kun asked now.

Beast Boy sighed and changed into a green Brontosaurus.

"Wow...! Tyrannosaurus Rex!" Robin-kun asked this time.

"Again?" Beast Boy complained, but changed into a green Tyrannosaurus Rex once more.

"Pteranodon! I want a Pteranodon now!" Robin-kun jumped in place.

Sitting at the sidelines of the Titan Tower's backyard, Starfire pouted jealously. "We have a word in my culture to designate this exact situation. It's not a nice word."

"This... has potential..." Raven quietly mused, watching the earnest fire in Negi's bright eyes.

"Oh, c'mon, girls!" Cyborg said. "Why do you have to see subtext in everything? Robin's still just a kid, and it's completely natural for him to like dinosaurs that much! It's only a stage, he's sure to—"

"Oooo! Spinosaurus...!" Robin cooed girlishly and fainted.

"— okay, " Cyborg said. "So maybe he needs some help. Like anyone who hangs with Batman does. Except the butler."

Beast Boy hummed. "I don't know, I might get to like this. It's the first time I make someone faint over me..."

Starfire gurgled the not nice alien sounding term.

"Yes, definite potential, " Raven approved with a faint shadow of a smile.
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Create Your Own Highly Successful Manganime Franchise!

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Step One: Select your Male Lead.

A) Loud, gluttonous fighting-crazy idiot.

B ) Spineless, wimpy geek with glasses who attracts all the women. Like all spineless, wimpy geeks with glasses do.

C) Traumatized war giant robot pilot.

D) Amoral tough street punk and professional killer with a heart of gold.

E) Cocky idiot with no job wandering the land with pet battle monsters.

Step Two: Select Your Female Lead.

A) Loud, shrill, hysterical annoying Tsundere Loli.

B ) Sweet doormat expert at homemaking chores.

C) Flirty femme fatale with huge breasts and appetite for liquor who has never been kissed.

D) Nagging childhood friend with a broomstick up her ass.

E) Happy go lucky airhead with amazing magical powers.

(COROLLARY- You MUST make all the options you didn't select the rest of the Haremettes for your pratgonist).

Step Three: Select Your Setting.

A) Modern day Tokyo.

B ) Western Medieval Fantasy Kingdom where everyone uses Japanese honoriffics.

C) Dystopian Future Tokyo.

D) Outer Space Station.

E) Feudal Tokyo.

Step Four: Select Your Villain.

A) Mysterious towering hooded figure who stands in the shadows doing nothing.

B )Psycho skinny ambiguous albino.

C) Evil talking crow on a perch.

D) Ancient evil Queen of Darkness with ridiculous hairdo.

E) Ugly, foreign drug lord with steady supply of henchmen willing to rape.

Step Five: Select Your Leads' Age.

A) Fifteen.

B )Fourteen.

C) Sixteen.

D) Ten.

E) Thirteen.

Step Six: Select Your Leads' Parents.

A) Abusive compulsive drunk gamblers.

B ) Alien spies out in missions for the Emperor at all times.

C) Thinly veiled Expies from another property.

D) The heroes of your previous work.

E) Parents? What is that?

Step Seven: Select Your Mascot.

A) The male leads' twin guns.

B )Wisecracking ferret addicted to crack.

C) Talking Furby from outer space.

D) Hastily redesigned Pokemon.

E) Perverted ferret addicted to cocaine.

Step Eight: Select Your Plot.

A) Wacky Races... IN SPACE!

B )Endless Sucession of Martial Arts Tournaments. The protagonist dies in the final fight.

C) Wacky heartwarming high school hijinx, full with charming, lovable and hilarious nonstop abuse and bullying.

D) Tentacle Monsters versus Faceless Ugly Fat Sweaty Men in Subway Trains.

E) Cheap knockoff of a John Woo movie stretched over five hundred chapters.

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Mix and match these elements and voila! You have your own monster hit franchise in the making! Just remember to add generous nudity, but placed in ways that allow it to be completely censored for the anime adaptation! You are ready to go, Champ! Oh, no, wait, if you are reading this, you're a Gaijin, meaning your idea will never be picked up by Japan, and who wants to read Amerimanga anymore. Sorry for wasting your valuable time!
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Short segment inspired by the end of Railgun Season 2. It's meant to be part of a longer ficlet collection. I don't think we have another thread for this... If we do, we havent' used it in a while.
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One day, Misaka Imouto 19090 decided, they'd have tea with their little sisters. Nunotaba Shinobu had taken the little ones away to be finished, to finally lose their poisonous nature and not be reliant on tier lollipops. That was all right. The Sisters trusted Shinobu almost as much as big sister and Kamijou Touma, and 19090 more than most. She had given 19090 her heart. She had given 8912 her first, the Sisters' first, precious, beautiful view of the sky. She had given them the taste of tea. Milk tea, so strange, unlike the taste Testament had given her. It was held in her heart, in all their hearts, like 1 posing so childishly, in disregard of basic gun safety. She was dead now, but she was still a part of them too.

One day, she thought even as the information slipped away from her into the wider sea of the Radio Noise network, one day they'd share milk tea with their new sisters Janie and Febri, and their brave, loving onee-sama, and the woman who was the closest thing they had to a mother.

And steal their ultra-rare pink Gekota! Last Order declared.

And thus began one of the many mental civil wars over those who thought this was a good idea and those who felt this was not proper older sister behavior. In the end, they all decided to just mooch off their older sister for it.

After all, it was what a little sister did…

Many Kamijo Toumas were hurt in the creation of this segment...
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