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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,389 Views)
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Primal Over You.

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Asuna blinked over what Negi had just whispered into her ear. "Uh. That was unexpected. But I guess you two are similar... in some ways. After all, you're both orphans... and very loyal... hard working, I guess... polite but can kick ass..."

"What do you suggest me to do?" Negi asked nervously.

She sighed and decided to go with what she thought would make him happier instead of her. "I think you should tell her."

It took a few months for him to be able to go back where she was, with all of his current duties, but now there they were. Fate-kun had been quite nice to arrange a meeting for them, after his initial long span of unreadable silence when Negi told him.

And then he told her too, and she was truly stunned.

"Why me?" she asked, genuinely surprised.

He tried to keep his sight away from her long, reptilian tail, hanging behind her so much like a dinosaur's. His cheeks flushed. "I... I think you are cute... In addition to be smart, brave, driven, and many many other excellent character traits!" he added very quickly. "But, but I know you have someone else you love, so I don't expect for a yes. I... I just felt I had to tell you, regardless..."

"Accept! Accept! Accept!" Koyomi and Shirabe whispered from the bushes where they hid, covering Shiori's mouth.

Tamaki stared in blunt, stone faced silence at Negi's nearly tearful face for several agonizingly long moments before smiling gently.

"We can give it a chance!" she finally said.

His heart soared.

—-

He always prefered doing it with her beast form. It was not that Tamaki minded, and it was flattering, in a way, but sometimes, it made her wonder about him...
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Monkeying Around.

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"Are you three sure about this?" Nekane asked, with obvious concern. "I mean, it's certainly a tempting artifact, no doubt about it, but the fact it was being kept so well hidden could mean it's dangerous to—"

"I want far bigger breasts!" Anya cried.

"I want all the panties in the world!" Chamo yelled.

"I want my father to be here with me, right now!" Negi said as loud as he could.

The old monkey paw trembled for a moment, and then three of its fingers closed themselves around the palm, just as Nekane and Anya felt sudden odd drafts under their skirts.

A moment later, Anya fell on her face pulled on by a weight that was too big for her, Chamo died smothered under a mountain of underwear, and the Lifemaker went on, unsealed, to ravage both worlds with no one being able to stop him.

On the other hand, enough of Nagi remained in him to take Negi off to the zoo and for icecream on Sundays. He even was nice enough to pay for Anya's breast reduction surgery...
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We Are Legion.

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Nekane woke up slowly. "Ah! Negi...! Negi, are you—?"

The small boy nodded rapidly. "I'm fine, Sister. These ladies saved me when one of the demons was about to— strike me down. They saved us..."

"Who—?" Nekane looked over to where, amidst the wreckage of the village, thirty one varied girls stood around them, with a large odd construction shapped like a metal bubble rested in the background. "Who are you?-?"

"Greetings!" a girl with black hair made into twin buns, and curious blush stickers on her face, told her. "We are the Legion of Superheroines from the 30th Century, and we have arrived to recruit the services of Negi Springfield, the fabled hero of this era-yo! We are Ghost Girl, Librarian Lass, Ape Ladette, Shotacon Siren, Gunslinger Gal, Mazoku Maiden, Cooking Cutie, Baka Supah Ninja, Karate Ku, Hitech Hacker, Delightful Droid, Vixen Vamp—"

Nekane, against her custom, interrupted her while looking down at herself. "Why do I have metal legs now?" she asked, eerily quiet.

"Ah, yes, that. You happened to lose yours during the demon attack. Sorry we couldn't arrive in time! I'm afraid Baka Pink punched the wrong time space location!"

"It was a difference of only minutes...!" a petite girl in pink spandex, with pink hair, whined.

"Ah..." Nekane mused, just as eerily distant.

"But don't worry!" the girl with the blush stickers told her. "We have replaced your legs with highly advanced prostetics that will grant you amazing superpowers!"

"— that's good to know. I guess."

After a long moment of silence, Negi said, "But, but I can't join any Legion of Superheroines! I'm a boy!"

"Oh, don't worry!" Shotacon Siren eagerly told him. "In the future, there are no other boys, so no one will object or get jealous!"

Nekane looked at her. "Wait, if there are no boys in your age, how can you be a Shota—"

Shotacon Siren bit her lower lip and sobbed. "Years and years of abstinence!" she lamented.

And so, the existence of the male gender in the 30th Century was restablished. Unfortunately, Shotacon Siren abused this boon so much, sixty years later, they had to come back to the past, this time looking for one Konoe Touta...
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The Importance of Being Chamo-kun.

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Angel Bunny

In the critter's defense, it was a very cute bunny, Asuna thought while she stood back, nervously expecting for Evangeline and Chachamaru to show up at any moment.

"Please, pretty please, Angel, will you do it?" Negi begged, on his knees before it, with a huge shaky smile plastered on his face. "You know well I'd never, never ask this from you under normal circumstances! But, but it's the only way to keep my students safe...!"

The small white bunny humphed as softly as cutely and looked aside, making Negi squirm even more.

Negi began lowering his forehead against the ground in complete postration. "And to keep you safe as well! Seriously! I swear I won't bother you again after this! And all the money from the alliance will be yours! And I'll brush your fur twice a night from now on!"

After giving him a brief back glance, the bunny nodded, hopped back, and pulled a small piece of chalk from its fur.

Negi sighed in relief. "Angel will graciously help us, Asuna-san— Why are you taking notes?"

She smirked. "Nothing you should worry about, kid!"

So that was how you handled him!
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.

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Cupcakes.

When he made it to the table, he only found Chachamaru, who sat there even more stoically than usual, Evangeline, who was reading a book with a bored expression, and Sayo, who looked genuinely troubled and distressed. As soon as he sat down, Makie hopped in happily, holding a large tray filled with cupcakes.

"Where are Harley and the others?" Joker asked dryly.

"Oh, don't worry!" Makie said, placing the tray before him. "I can guarantee they'll be here with us for dinner!"

"Hmm?" Joker took a first cupcake. "Don't tell me you made these?"

"Eh hee hee! A-yep!" Makie cutely said. "Oh, but Satsuki-chan was a GREAT help!"

He took a first bite, then raised an eyebrow. "Right. I get it. She had the most to offer for the filling, right? Oh, Makie. You know we needed the working hands!"

She looked wounded. "Aren't they good?"

"I haven't said that, " he said, before pulling a hairband out of the cupcake and grimacing. "There'd better be no bells in Asuna's, missy. Also, you really need to cut on that mania with the ponies." And then, the eyebrow went up again, seeing how Makie filled a glass of red for Eva.

The vampire gave him a cold glare. "What? Tomato juice. Seriously. I have standards. Sisters are only for special occasions."

"Ahhh, so that explains the new bottles in the basement..."

—-

Several decades later:

"Okay, then, welcome to immortality, Boya. This merits a special drink, " Yukihime pulled a bottle out of the old stash. "See this? This is your great-aunt Misora..."

Touta blinked.
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Legends.

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"— and that was how, back then, Sasaki Makie, Melody Valentine, Pinkie Pie and Amy Wong saved the world for the first time. But my mere words can't truly honor how incredible it was..."


Parents' Day.

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Negi sat there, facing the office, which was empty except for Asuna, Takahata (who was there for her as her tutor), Misora, Shakti (being Misora's legal guardian herself), Yuuna, Professor Akashi, Setsuna, Konoka and Eishun.

Finally, Akashi said, "I think no one else is going to come..."

"I, I don't get it!" Negi sputtered, "I mean, I get it in the cases of Evangeline, Sayo and Chachamaru, but everyone else should have at least one parent—!"

—-
"The mothership failed to beam the parental drones into the planet due to cosmic anomalies, " Ayaka reported robotically. "This is bad. I repeat. This is bad. Our classmates and Springfield might come to realize our true nature. Our mission in this planet might be jeopardized."

"There is no time to abduct and condition a suitable number of Earthlings before the meeting's deadline, " Akira added just as flatly. "What should we do, Squad Leader?"

"Abort mission, " Nodoka said in the same lifeless tone. "We will retreat, change our appearances and denominations, and relocalize into the Nerima area. The academic authorities there are too deranged to follow the yearly local traditions of communication with paternal figures."

"Understood, " the other girls said at once, all making a stiff salute.

—-

Yuuna shook her head and lowered her cellphone. "Nope, they aren't answering my calls either. None of them. Creepy, huh? So, shouldn't we start looking for them already?"

Evangeline threw the classroom's door open. "Hey! Has any of you seen Chachamaru today?-!"

Misora shuddered. "I've just had the weirdest feeling about all of this...!"
Edited by OverMaster, Oct 12 2013, 08:01 PM.
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Not like I plan on doing this anytime soon (or do I?), but if you had to write a Pactio for Shizuna-sensei, what would you give her regarding powers and an Artifact?
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She's the busty school nurse, right?

Did she get enough character development to have anything come to mind....? Other than dating Takahata anyway.
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Actually, no.

A Negima Christmas Story.

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"I see..." Fate said slowly, once Negi explained the meaning of the date. "So that is why I always found coal near my bed every December the 25th..."

(Actually, it just was Dynamis trolling him).


Me, Myself and a Noticeable Lack of Irene.

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"Not to revive probably traumatic and painful experiences of your looooooong time in hibernation, Asuna-chan, " Konoka asked, "But what did you see and do all that time? It was like more than one hundred years! Did it really feel that way?"

"Um, yeah. Pretty much."

"Oh! So no doubt you have returned much more experienced and wiser!" Negi said.

"In a way, yeah, I guess so. I spent all that time naked in a tropical beach with my Loli counterpart."

Chamo blinked, then walked for the door.

"Chamo-san?" Nodoka asked. "Where are you going?"

"There's still an Asuna-neesan in hibernation as we speak, right? I'm going to see if they can seal me up with her..."
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In Trade We Trust.

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"I don't know, " Twilight Sparkle doubted, "I never had heard about this way of using magic before..."

The white ermine clucked his tongue as soon as he was finished with the circle on the floor. "Tsk! Trust me, Horsey-neechan, that Elements of Harmony nonsense is last year's news! I'm convinced making Pactios is the way to go to save Equestria and boosting your magical power!" he vehemently declared, with puffs of steam blowing out his nose. "It always worked for my Bro, after all.."

"I'm not going to do it! Find another way!" Rarity insisted.

"Odds are you'll get a nifty new outfit, and something that will let you weave badass and spectacular combat clothes, or something like that..." the ermine offered.

"... and all I have to do is kissing Twilight?"

"RARITY!" the other unicorn yelled. A moment later, someone tapped on her shoulder from behind. "What?" she turned around, only to be soundly kissed by Pinkie Pie.

Chamo shrugged to himself. It still lacked something compared to human girls, but beggars couldn't be complainers...

—-

In another world, at the same time, the Merdiana Dean blinked as a pergamin appeared in mid-air before his eyes. After a moment of doubt, he grabbed it and read.

Dear Headmaster, today I learned a valuable lesson on not giving anyone Pactios they can later use to mindcontrol you while perforating your anal passage. Regardless, I continue having the utmost faith and trust on my students, but even so, I would like to ask you if you'd consider I have passed my test for now, and if you have any teaching vacancies at the Academy. Sincerely, your student, Negi Springfield.

He mused, "Would it have made much of a difference just sending me a projection letter?"
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Mahou Sensei Negima Starring Tommy Lee Jones.

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And then Kotaro was Will Smith.
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The Ministra Centipede.

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"Um... Fate-sama?"

"Yes, Homura?"

"Far... Far from me to doubt the wisdom of your enterprises, but how can sewing all your Ministra but us together into... that monstrous abomination help to save Mundus Magicus?"

Slowly, he turned around, with a bloody scalpel in a hand and bloody scissors in the other. "— all but you?"

The girls began screaming.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

Ouch. I hate that movie. Never seen it, but the Wikipedia article alone creeps me out.

Anyone up for a 'Folklore of Ala Iridia' thread?
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Never watched it myself, but it's so very It Was His Sled...
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