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The All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread Backup Redux; In case TvTropes shuts down forums. may we never have to use this.
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Topic Started: Apr 6 2012, 07:22 PM (12,379 Views)
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OverMaster
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Dec 24 2014, 01:12 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Setsuna going on OJOU-SAMAAAAA versus Sakura going on SASUKE-KUUUUUUN. They have a competition to see who can sell their crush the best to a crowd evenly split between males and females in the 12-20 years old range, all of whom start with no previous knowledge of either. Each has a week of preptime to prepare their exposition. Who wins?
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RubberLotus
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Dec 24 2014, 01:40 PM
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They'll be ground beneath the heels of the real masters.
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Dec 24 2014, 03:06 PM
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If it's just them talking about their crush, it'll just be Idealized Boy vs. Idealized Girl. To make it a little more interesting, they should be able to offer counterarguments to each other. With that, Setsuna gets an edge on account of Sasuke's antics.
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Let's Watch Nanoha Wits, magic, and hardboiled monologues. My other claims to fame.
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Mar 23 2015, 07:51 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Night Terrors.
Fate fell to a knee before Asuna, lowering his head to her, looking as completely sweet and adorable as if he had been drawn by Fujima Takuya.
"Princess Asuna..." he softly requested, to Asuna and Negi's muted shock, "Will you marry me?"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the scream of terror was heard all across Mahora, as a figure bolted upright from its bed in the middle of the night, shocked to half-death by the horror of that nightmare.
Finally, Fate calmed himself down enough to take a strong yet shaky grip on the bed's edge. "The sooner... The sooner we put the Twilight Princess to sleep, the better..." he decided aloud.
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Cygnus
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Mar 30 2015, 08:04 PM
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Konoka of the Dark
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KONOKA VS. TSUKUYOMI: The Death of Fear
The first time they met, Tsukuyomi's madness chilled Konoka to the core. Before she understood magic, the politics, and the power she held, she could only depend on Setsuna. However, Tsukuyomi had been such a persistent foe, determined to show her wicked love for Konoka's Secchan, and it was taking its toll on her beloved guardian. So despite the fear of the madness that swordswoman brought, the ruthlessness of her pursuit, and her gap in physical skill, Konoka swallowed her fears to confront her.
In the middle of yet another game of cat and mouse (for a really big quality of mouse, as Setsuna wasn't cowardly at all, just needing perpetual defense), Konoka threw up a barrier, stopping Tsukuyomi's lovestruck but violent attack. "Stop this at once!"
"Hmmm? Or what, ojou-sama, you're going to heal me to death?" Tsukuyomi stopped, but only so she could turn those wicked eyes to the fair brunette. "You're an eyesore. Why don't you just let me chop you up a bit and I can get back to quality time with my sempai. If you back down now I promise it'll be painless~"
"You will do no such thing!" Setsuna barked, body taut and ready to intercept anything she did.
However, Konoka just crossed her arms. Taking a mental breath, she stared Tsukuyomi right in the eyes. "Look deep into my eyes and count the number of fucks I give."
To her credit. Tsukuyomi stared hard, and Konoka nearly faltered. But nearly was not actually. But the mad swordswoman took a sudden, curious look and and gave Setsuna a sidelong glance. In a flash, she went over to her...
...and began to count. "One. Two." She poked Setsuna's chest like a child would poke something curious. "Threeeee..."
"S-stop that!" Setsuna said, flustered.
Konoka, however, saw nothing but red. Fear forgotten, she went into a running start and promptly kicked Tsukuyomi into the stratosphere.
"But she has all of them...!" Tsukuyomi wailed as she was blasted off again, and disappeared into the sky with a twinkle.
And thus, with her cheeks the color of tomatoes, Konoka shed her fear of Tsukuyomi, and their fight for Setsuna's hand in marriage began in full that day.
Posted here and not in COIK because no multiples here son. Joke came to me suddenly today.
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Apr 3 2015, 08:05 AM
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.
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'Stache.
For some reason, a moustache had, one otherwise fine morning, started growing on the Joker's face. It wasn't a very big moustache yet, but it still was cause for some mild concern.
"I like it," Yuuna smiled. "I think it's very macho. You should keep it!"
"I can't keep it!" he said. "It looks stupid. People won't take me seriously if they see me with this, and yes, I realize I'm a clown saying that. It breaks my elegant visual design and well established iconic appearance!"
"Well," Yue said, "then why don't you apply white paint over it?"
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"Why do you have a moustache under white greasepaint?" Batman asked as he and Robin hung upside down tied to the giant bell.
Joker turned to his daughters. "See?! I told you he'd notice! He's the World's Greatest Detective!"
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OverMaster
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Apr 13 2015, 06:24 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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To the Letter.
"Trains!" Negi said.
"Airplanes!" Kotaro said.
"T-Rex!"
"Allosaurus!"
"Trigun!"
"Attack on Titan!"
"Tom and Jerry!"
"Animaniacs!"
"Training!"
"Adventure!"
"Track and field!"
"Archery!"
"Takamichi!"
"Albireo-san!"
"Albireo-san?" Negi repeated.
Kotaro ran a hand down his own face. "Drat! I guess you win!"
"Oh, don't feel too bad about it. It's... well, I don't get why all the excitement about it, honestly."
"Yeah, me neither!"
"And now what are you two doing?" asked Chizuru as she walked in on them.
Kotaro snorted. "We were trying to figure out what was the big deal about Chamo and Jack-san discussing 'T vs. A' so much, but really, it's like the lamest thing ever..."
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OverMaster
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Apr 15 2015, 10:19 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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UQ Park.
"Ayaka," Chisame said, "the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is."
"There it is," Ayaka grumbled.
"You're implying that we shouldn't have tried cloning Negi-kun to cope with his loss?" Makie asked.
"No. I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a— Wait, yeah, I'm saying it was a terrible, awful idea!" Chisame yelled.
Eventually the deffective, black haired and brain damaged clones escaped and killed a whole lot of people.
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AonSao
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Apr 15 2015, 11:04 AM
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The idea of a really confused T-Rex finding out it can't actually eat the little screamy things is amusing
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There's a point where it tips there's a point where it breaks there's a point where it bends and a point we just can’t take anymore
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OverMaster
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Apr 15 2015, 03:36 PM
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Those are Touta-Rexes.
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AonSao
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Apr 15 2015, 05:44 PM
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...Toutadon! Touterodactyl! Touteratops! Sabertooth Touta! Toutasauras!
When the Overmaster breaks free from his prison, Zordon does the only thing he can to save the world: search the entirety of Shounen City for five Toutas, with attitude!
Edited by AonSao, Apr 15 2015, 05:44 PM.
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There's a point where it tips there's a point where it breaks there's a point where it bends and a point we just can’t take anymore
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OverMaster
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Apr 15 2015, 05:51 PM
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When the Overmaster breaks free from his prison
I assume you mean getting out of this shitty country with no future of mine.
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Apr 15 2015, 05:54 PM
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Actually I was trying to turn it into a writer's block thing but couldn't think of a good way to phrase and keep it similar to Rita's escape.
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There's a point where it tips there's a point where it breaks there's a point where it bends and a point we just can’t take anymore
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Apr 25 2015, 02:10 PM
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Thirty One Clown Princesses in Amber.
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Leto It Go.
The Joker slowly woke up from a heavy sleep he recognized as chemically induced from the familiar sensations of the anesthesics still running through his system. He was on his back, on his bed, and now sitting up as he looked towards the mirror on the wall...
He was shirtless. And all over his bare torso, there were complex, intrincate tattoos.
He took both hands to his head, opened his mouth as wide open as it would go, and screamed.
"HARUNAAAAAA!!!!"
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A Happy 75th Anniversary!
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May 1 2015, 06:40 AM
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Off Limits.
"I'd like to buy these, please," Miyazaki Nodoka told the manager of the lingerie shop, pointing towards a set of blue-and-white striped underwear.
"Sorry," Sylia Stingray said, "but you need a Tsundere Certificate for those."
Nodoka blinked. "Excuse me?"
Rasping to draw Nodoka's attention, Chisame gestured for Honya to come into the dressers, where Chisame, Takagi Saya, Imari Kurumi, Soryu Asuka Langley and Matoi Ryuko were all trying on identical panties and bra in that color scheme. Chisame held a special ID card for Nodoka to see. "Miyazaki. Just forget it, okay? That's officially regulated Tsun-Hot Tempered wear. You just wouldn't understand..."
Nodoka blinked. "Since when do you consider yourself Hot Temp—"
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We Overdid It.
"Sir," Takahata reported, "about the recent reinforcing and improvement upon the fields keeping the population unaware of magic, we have good and bad news..."
"Oh-hoh?" Konoemon said. After Mahorafest, the Associations had agreed on beefing the measures to keep people disbelieving up. The world was turning too strange, and the masses too aware, for comfort. "Give me the bad ones first, then..."
"I'm afraid I can't, sir, since to understand the bad ones, you'd need to listen to the good ones first. The good ones are the fields have worked excellently. The public's rejection of the supernatural as a believable concept has reached all new levels. Even Suzumiya-san has switched her club's goals to just provocative cosplay and amateur filming."
"That's great! Then what—"
"All the churchs and shrines in Japan are sending angry protests, sir. People has stopped believing on the supernatural so much, they don't even believe in religions anymore, and their followers and offerings have dropped dramatically overnight..."
"Ahhhhh... Well, God help us, then... on second thought, never mind. That's just balooey."
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