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Tales Of 3a's Harems; So we don't keep asking who's left.
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Topic Started: Apr 11 2012, 08:32 PM (2,672 Views)
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rikalous
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Apr 11 2012, 08:32 PM
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Because we've now got a whole forum to play with, and because most of us seem to have trouble keeping track of what pairings we've done, I'm starting this thread to record our progress in Tales of 3A's Harems. Post your snippets here if you want, but unless the TVTropes thread gets nuked, this is mainly so we don't need to bug Japanese Teeth, Keeper of the Spreadsheet, whenever we remember that we're supposed to be working on this.
Explanation for Newcomers: Tales of 3A's Harems is a project where we write snippets shipping members of 3A with all of their classmates, with themselves or some form of duplicate, and with whomever else we feel like. All are welcome to participate.
Harems complete: Harem in progress: Yue
Yue pairings claimed:
- Yue
- Ako
- Makie
- Ayaka
- everyone
- Karin
Remaining pairings:
- Sayo
- Yuuna
- Asakura
- Akira
- Misa
- Asuna
- Misora
- Chachamaru
- Madoka
- Ku Fei
- Konoka
- Haruna
- Setsuna
- Sakurako
- Mana
- Chao
- Kaede
- Chizuru
- Fuuka
- Fumika
- Hakase
- Chisame
- Evangeline
- Nodoka
- Natsumi
- Satsuki
- Zazie
- Anyone else you want
Harem coming up: Ako
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Apr 12 2012, 02:32 AM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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Just Sakurako and Chisame? I could have sworn there was one more…
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Apr 12 2012, 04:23 AM
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Yuna/Kagehisa
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Yuna never flaunted it as much as Asuna did, but she actually was the older-guys type as well. Her situation with her father went unsaid, and her kiss with Negi was only born out of convenience.
Obviously, she never imagined thinking of Makie's little brother as anything but a cute but forgettable kid when she first met him. And for a long time, it was just that way.
Then one day, long after joining the forces, when she already was starting to believe she'd never know true love, she was introduced to a rookie she'd have to guide until he learned the ropes.
She asked him, bewildered, what moved a little guy like him to take that kind of job.
He only smiled awkwardly and gave her a token reason. He couldn't tell her about the person who had impressed him so much back then, not yet. He couldn't tell her how he truly believed their re-encounter was fated, either.
Eventually, he told her.
And she was surprisingly okay with it.
Yuna/Professor Akashi
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"I love you, " she finally said, resting against him. Her head was low, and an uncharacteristic shade of red tinted her cheeks. "I love you more than I've ever loved anyone else. I don't think I ever could love anyone as much as I love you."
Slowly, shyly, she nuzzled her head against his arm, hugging him tighter against herself.
"I guess maybe that's why I can't be a good partner for Negi, right? My heart just isn't there. I bet I could care a lot more about all that if that was you there. Asuna was angry today, and she told me I only was fooling around, and I had to decide if I really wanted this whole partner thing, and... and..."
For once, she was at a complete loss for words.
"I blew back at her, but later, as I walked here, I realized she was right, " she finally said. "I'm a clown. I made that Pactio with my own benefit in mind, and nothing else. And now I just can't use it the way she does. So I fool around, and I feel I'm not getting anywhere, and the scary thing, you know, is I'll never be able to get anywhere, because the way I really want to go..."
She looked up at his peacefully sleeping face, her eyes wet.
"... is your way, " she whispered.
Gently, she craned her neck up and placed a small kiss on his cheek.
"A way that will always be blocked for me, " her voice cracked, and then there was only sobbing.
Akashi-sensei woke up one hour later, to see the TV was still turned on, but Yuna was sleeping curled up at his side. He yawned, feeling somewhat guilty about falling asleep first. Yuna had looked slightly troubled when she came in, and she'd probably have told him the truth if he had prodded her a bit more.
Well, he thought as he carefully carried her to her old room, they always could try again tomorrow.
Her father tucked his sleeping princess under the blankets, turned the lights off, and walked back to his own room.
Yes. There always would be tomorrow.
I lost track of my Yuna/Negi one, sadly.
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What is the point anymore?
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Apr 12 2012, 05:43 AM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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These are reports, right? I seem to remember reading them before…
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Apr 12 2012, 08:17 AM
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Yes, those two are most decidedly reposts of the originals posted on the TvTropes board.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Apr 12 2012, 09:21 AM
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Um, my intention was to use Yuna/Yuuna as the seat number two story, much like there was a Sayo/Sayo story in the first one.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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rikalous
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Apr 12 2012, 10:19 AM
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@SCM: Ayaka hasn't been posted yet, but Teeth's claimed it.
@Darkenning: So the selfcest is going to be a standard thing? Cool. I thought it was just a one-off for Sayo. And then another one-off for Y(u)una.
First post updated.
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Apr 12 2012, 12:11 PM
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I'm assuming that the X/X story in each chapter will either be a self-cest or a more literal masturbation story. I've got a really good one in mind for a Misa/Misa story.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Apr 12 2012, 01:36 PM
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You know, with so many alternate versions of the characters, you have a lot to choose from...
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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OverMaster
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Apr 12 2012, 02:31 PM
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Manga Asuna and SHAFT Asuna.
Yep, that'll go just fine.
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rikalous
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Apr 12 2012, 03:01 PM
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Asuna also has lolisuna. There's also chibi-Setsuna, scroll-Eva, ninja clones, paper clones, Shiori, Al....
Man, I never realized how easy the Negiverse makes selfcest.
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Apr 12 2012, 06:09 PM
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Indeed... I knew I loved it for a reason!
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Apr 12 2012, 06:47 PM
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Abra ka-repost!
Yuna/Yuunagi
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"YUNA, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" demanded Setsuna.
"Uh, " replied Yuna, before dropping the sword, grabbing her clothes, and taking off down the hallway as fast as possible.
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Ryouga Quest
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Apr 13 2012, 04:51 PM
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Yuuna/Madoka
"Thanks for letting me crash here for tonight, Madoka. Hey, are you all right? That's a nasty cut."
"Had to subdue an unruly member of the general public today. Some kind of lizardguy, so the scales cut my face when he grazed me. It's worse than it looks. How's your job going?"
"It's a lot calmer for me than it is for you right now. Only thing that happened was this inter-agent meet and greet."
"Sounds fun."
"It was a nightmare. Wall-to-wall badasses in suits, most of them with battle scars. Every single one is either attached or likes dudes. Goddammit."
"Oh lord, do I know that feeling." A pause for reflection. "I'll put on a suit if you put on some dog ears."
"Done."
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Yuna/Misora
The Girl In Black fled across the field, and the Gunslinger followed.
“MISORAAAAAAA!”
The prank, a complex affair involving a pink ball, some truly enormous spiders, and Blaine the model train, is not important. What is important is the frothing rage it sent Yuna into, and the magic sealing shot Misora was hit with in the chaotic-by-3-A-standards aftermath. The fact that Misora couldn't call upon her artifact was the only thing that gave Yuna a chance. The fact that a paralyzing shot hit the fleeing nun in the leg was the only thing that prevented Misora from escaping anyway.
With Plan A (run like hell) no longer an option, Misora switched to trusty Plan B (grovel, wheedle, make up excuses and generally keep talking until nobody looks angry).
“Wait! Yuna, don't shoot and I'll tell you something cool!”
“And what could you ''possibly'' tell me that would convince me you shouldn't personally apologize to God?”
“Does that gun even have lethal bullets?”
''“Let's find out.”'' A finger tightened on the trigger.
“I can tell you how I beat Mana!”
The finger relaxed. “You're kidding.”
“No, it's true. It was at Mahorafest. Sister Shakti and I were blocked by her. The Sister couldn't get past her. But I could. And I can tell you how,” Misora babbled, desperately trying to keep things headed in the not-shooting direction.
The gun lowered. “Talk.”
Misora bounded to her feet and struck a heroic pose, inasmuch as that was possible with a paralyzed leg. “So there I was, on the rooftops surrounding the arena. Mana before me, all professional menace. Sister Shakti behind me, frozen by incompetence. Cocone on my head, silent and adorable. I strode forward, confident that the Lord would protect me in my holy mission. I reached into a my robes, and drew forth,” pause for effect, “two tickets! And she let me walk on by while Shakti was stuck there the whole time.”
“''Tickets?'' That's your big awesome story? You're a disgrace to your religion!”
Yelling-angry was a lot better than shooting-angry. Misora might as well keep her there.
“Oh yeah? At least I'm not a hyperactive maniac with a crush on my own father!” As soon as the words left her mouth, Misora knew what was going to happen next. Yuna was going to fire back “At least I still have a father!”, she was going to try and take it back too late, and they were going to end up in an awkward silence that was almost as bad as when Yuna was firing at her with bullets.
Orrr, perhaps they were going to skip the comeback and move straight to the awkward silence. Judging from the look on Yuna's face, she'd been thinking along the same lines.
“Thanks. For, uh, not making a crack about my parents.”
“Don't mention it. There's some stuff you just don't say. Besides, I lost my mom. I know how it is, kinda.”
The awkward silence returned, and Misora broke it again, her voice ringing with forced cheer.
“Anyway, it's not such a bad thing, being a hyperactive maniac. I hear Yuna the Kid, mighty gunslinger, got fourth place out of the whole school during the alien attack. Figure you racked up more kills than some of the hero units! At least, more than me, heh heh. My biggest contribution there was being a broom platform for Asuna. I've never been much of a fighter.” At this point she decided she should shut up before she said something that ruined the mood even more.
“Hey, don't beat yourself up about it. You're too smart to need to blast through things. If I'da been up on those roofs with Sister Shakti, I'd have tried to shoot down Mana even if I had a ticket with me, and I would have lost ''so'' hard.”
“You really think I'm smart?”
“I know you're smart. You do better in class than anyone but the Narutakis and the genius brigade, and even the twins were in awe of that last trick.”
“Thanks, Yuna. That means a lot.”
“Aw, enough of that sappy crap! Kasuga Misora! I hereby declare you my panicky sidekick! Every gunslinger needs one to make her look even more badass.”
“So I run away from things, and you shoot them for me, right? Sounds like my dream job!”
The two girls laughed, not realizing that they'd just formed a partnership that would last until death did them part.
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Yuna/Ku Fei
It started out as a simple logic chain. If you were going to be something, you should do it right. If you were a gunslinger, that meant beating the fastest gun in down. If you lived in Mahora, that meant beating Tatsumiya Mana. The only person Yuna knew of who could boast of that accomplishment was Ku Fei.
So, Yuna cornered the martial artist after class one day and demanded that she teach her how to beat Mana. After much protesting that the tournament match didn't demonstrate Mana's true abilities (she didn't even have her guns, much less her demon eye), many suggestions of alternate ways Yuna could train (why not ask one of the military otaku who at least knew about guns?), and much mangling of the Japanese language (-aru), Ku Fei finally agreed to a practice match.
Yuna went down within five seconds, as Ku Fei's opponents tended to do nowadays. Baka Yellow sighed, and went to go take Yuna to the nurse's office, where she'd probably get a lecture. She bent down to pick her up, and WHACK her head snapped backwards from the force of a riot bullet at nearly point blank range.
“Did you hear the fat lady?” cried Yuna. “Because I didn't hear no singing!”
“...Yuna-san, I think one of us got hit in the head a little too hard.”
“Huh? No, that's just something I heard in an American movie. It means we're not done yet! C'mon! Round Two!”
So they fought again, and again, until the sun went down. Yuna was so tired and sore that she had to be carried to her dorm, and Ku Fei had a new bruise or two.
Then they did it all again the next day, and the next, until their matches went from Yuna being tossed around like a ragdoll and getting off a few lucky shots to the closest thing to an even match that Ku Fei had had since she came back from the magic world.
One afternoon, after this had been going on for a while, Ku Fei found herself thinking unusually deep thoughts. She was thinking about strength, and obviously it wasn't all about muscle power, she wasn't that dumb, but maybe there was more to it than determination, maybe strength was the ability to land in a strange world where everyone around you was far above your weight class, and to be able to pick up your weapons and go into battle with a smile on your face and a song in your heart, willing to do battle with the ver-
“E-excuse me?” said a girl Ku Fei didn't recognize, blushing so hard you could have fried a meat bun on her face. Mmm, meat buns...“You're in Negi-sensei's class, right? Do you – doyouknowwhatkindofgirlhelikes?”
“Don't know. Don't care. He's just a kid-aru. Find a boy your own age.” Ku Fei walked on, ignoring the hiss of indrawn breath at this blasphemy. She had an appointment to make.
Yuna's thoughts had been much less profound. They had, in fact, been in the vein of “When is she going to get here already? I wanna get our match started! When is she going to get here already?”, with a brief blip when she realized that she'd left her father's photo back home, something she hadn't done in years. There she was!
“Hey Ku Fei! Let's make this a little more interesting. Loser buys lunch tomorrow at the Chao Bao Zi. All the meat buns the winner can eat.”
“How nice of you to treat me-aru! But don't think that means I'll go easy on you.”
“Hah! Lots of people discount Yuna the Kid. The lucky ones live to regret it!”
The girls grinned, and began to dance.
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Yuna/Hakase
Hakase had never claimed to understand romance. Human coupling was on her long list of tasks that could be accomplished much more effectively with a specialized robotic labor force. That meant that when Yuna dropped by her lab one day to, after much blushing and beating around the bush, request a “fully functional” robot modeled after her father, Hakase considered her nothing more than ahead of her time.
Since the engineering club was, after all, composed of teenagers, Hakase had an extensive library of amourous personalities available for download. The tricky part was providing the Akashibot with all of the little quirks and mannerisms that would prevent it from falling into the uncanny valley. That necessitated many long talks about Professor Akashi, which, as the days passed, turned more and more into talks about the various experimental weapons lying around the place. Yuna wasn't the brightest beam in the laser array, but she wasn't a Baka Ranger either, and she was quick to grasp how interesting things like storing kinetic energy and converting it into heat were when discussed in the context of really big booms. Hakase had never had a student before, and she was beginning to grasp why people took up teaching rather than engineering or research. Those intent eyes when Yuna had trouble with a concept, that brilliant smile when it finally made sense, that rather jiggly way she bounced in her seat when Hakase brought out a new handgun....
All things must come to an end, and so one night, after Yuna had gone home, Hakase found herself putting the Akashibot through its last test before the grand unveiling. Tomorrow, Yuna would be able to take it home and perform a rather more thorough test. No doubt she'd be awfully reclusive for the next few days.
Oh dear. It appeared the Akashibot had wandered into the autoturrets' firing range. Some careless student must have left the door unlocked. And kept the autoturrets active. And placed an EMP mine in the middle of the range. They'd have to start over from scratch.
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Yuna/Haruna
Asuna was the first to find out about them. Konoka was the second, after she found Asuna huddled in the fetal position and was able to get her to stop babbling about the end times and creating a monster.
To everyone's relief, the lovebirds were actually much more sedate when they had something else to focus their energies on.
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Yuna/Ako
You'd expect a group of girls known as the Sports Quartet to be a bunch of hyperactive tomboys. You wouldn't expect Makie, with her head full of sugar and spice and everything nice, or Akira, the perfect Japanese woman since grade school, or Ako, insecure and hemophobic. You'd have a good idea of what Yuna was like, though.
Naturally, it was always Yuna who ended up battered and bruised because she took a dare, or someone made fun of her friends, or she had what seemed like a good idea at the time. When they were very young, Ako would hug her friend after her misadventures, and kiss away her hurts like Ako's mother did for her. As they grew older, Yuna kept getting into trouble, and Ako learned to use bandages and disinfectants and eventually minor magics to patch up her friend.
That stopped after they graduated. One of the benefits of Yuna's job as a Megalomesembrian agent was excellent health care, including healing from magi who'd been doing their jobs longer than either girl had been alive.
So when Yuna came to their shared bed, crying over the things she'd seen and the things she'd done, all Ako could do was hug her, and try to kiss away her hurts.
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Yuna/Fuuka
Yuna grinned and crouched low behind the barricades.
Snow? At my Mahora Academy? Yuna didn't know and didn't really want to know how Asuna and Konoka had convinced Eva to cast this spell. Neither did she understand why Takahata-sensei and the rest hadn't punished her yet for knocking out the school for a week while the student body cavorted in the white rain and the teachers sat inside, rubbed their temples in relief and drank hot beverages.
All she was that Misora had thrown the first snowball.
She grinned again and gathered the snow into a tightly-packed ball, or near enough to that state, placing it on the pile next to her. Yuna poked her head up and scanned the grounds. Chachamaru had been drafted into the Chao Bao Zi empire, which was using the temptation of hot pork buns (in wintertime, they may as well have been offering solid gold balls) to lure in people to throw the vast amounts of snowballs that the robot girl was producing.
But, the proximity of the heated room meant that the snow was quicker to melt and meant that they'd have to send out a foraging party out for raw material, which was when the Baka Rangers guerilla troupe would strike (reinforced by the Wolfpack, composed of Ayaka, Natsumi and a merrily-oblivious-to-the-name Chizuru). Odds were, they'd have to send aid out to recover the material, and then the glorious pork bun bounty of the carriage, protected by only a skeleton force and dwindling ammunition would be hers for the taking.
"Ready?", she muttered out, and behind her the cheerleader trio nodded curtly, having pleadged their loyalty to their Marksman's Republic when hearing of the bounty the daring raid would garner them. Kakizaki slid around the side, her keen eyes picking out a group of five— no, six shapes breaking cover and running for the base of the World Tree, not seeing the slightly darker shapes hiding among the branches.
The sounds of battle broke out, cries and yelps of coldbite and victory, and moments later a second group dashed forth from the food wagon, immediately going to ground and making for cover under long-ranged attacks from the Wolfpack.
"Now!", Yuna barked out, and each of her three subordinates grasped a trio of snowballs in their hands and ran out under a small leafy copse that guarded the approach to the food wagon. Just fifty steps, Yuna thought grimly and tossing one snowball right into the face of Asakura, who fell back and yelped.
She suddenly noticed that her feet were the only sound she was hearing. Yuna skidded to a halt and looked back, to see the tracks of Kakizaki, Sakurako and Kugimin simply stop, as if they'd been plucked from the ground.
Moments later, a short, pink-haired shape tumbled out of the branches and tackled her, yelping all the way. Yuna landed hard on the cold ground, feeling two hands expertly grasp her wrists and pin them down and a pair of legs nudge at her sides.
She hesitantly opened her eyes, having closed them reflexively, to see Fuuka crouching low over her and grinning from ear to ear. The grin, however, slowly began to fade away and Yuna found herself staring up at the adorable ninja.
"...Do you need some help?", she asked dryly.
"Shush! I totally planned this, and now I'm going to take you prisoner!"
"You do realise that if you let go of my arm, I'll tickle you and then you'll be at my mercy?"
"Shut up!", Fuuka growled in a high-pitched, panicking tone, having realised her predicament. "I can just wait for Fumika-chan and Kaede-sempai to get back from claiming their bounty for your friends!"
"...So they'll leave the warmth and the food just so they can risk themselves?"
"Shut uuuuuuuup! I was going somewhere with this!", Fuuka whined.
Yuna noticed the shivering and took note of the microskirt-like nature of the girl's ninja outfit. "And how are you going to avoid freezing to death while you wait?"
"I'll think of something!", Fuuka protested.
The sharpshooter beneath her suddenly got a leering twinkle in her eye, and she pulled a leg up to rub tenderly up between the gap Fuuka's skirt left between her legs, arching her body upwards and giving Fuuka an eyeful of the fanservice pack. "You know, I bet I can think help you think of something <3..."
The last coherent thought Fuuka had for a while as she crouched dangerously and dominantly over her prey, grinning like a lunatic and forcing the body beneath her to writhe in all sorts of ways was a nagging insistence that the wrong person out of the pair of them had said the suggestive line.
Omake:
Negi fell back on his knees into the deep snow, shaking his head ineffectually to clear it of the frozen water and chuckling like he hadn't in years. "Nice throw, Fate-kun!", he smiled and blinked his eye free to see the white-haired boy offer a hand out to him, as impassive as ever.
"It was simply done, Negi-kun, " Fate retorted blankly. "...Thank you for allowing me to join in."
"Hey, no problem!", Negi laughed, feeling his heart chuckle at his new friend playing with him. He flinched back reflexively as Fate reached for his face, only to blink and hold very still as the boy's finger trailed slowly over his cheek, cleansing it of frosty half-melted snow. "Ah... Fate-kun?"
"Negi-kun, " Fate said back quietly, eyes fixated on the young prodigy. The snow around them sparkled and the snowflakes melted in the air to give a beautiful twinkling appearance to the two of them, the mere auras of two powerful spellcasters capable of leveling mountains grinding together and causing thermal expansion.
"Fate-kun..."
"Negi-kun."
"F-Fate-kun..."
"Negi-kun."
"Oi!", yelled Kotaro, shaking his fist at the pair. "Stop ignoring me, Negi!"
The young spellcaster broke out of his reverie and leaned back from Fate, looking from the Averruncus (whom Negi could have sworn looked annoyed) to smile brightly at his best friend and rival. "Sorry, Kotaro-kun! I didn't mean to make you feel left out!", he said, leaping in and out of Shunpo to land just before Kotaro.
"W-well, " Kotaro said nervously, kicking at the ground. "I-it's not you have to come when I tell you, y'know..." [line goes here] In the trees watching the trio, Nodoka threw her arms into the air. "Ah! Despair! I'm in despair! The suggestive homosexual undertones of the manga have left me in despair for my love!"
Yue was quick to hold her close and begin stroking her hair, neck, back and rear. "Sssh, little one, " she purred into her friend's ear in a hoarse tone. "I can make you forget all about the rest of the world..."
"Oh, Yue-chan..."
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Apr 13 2012, 05:01 PM
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Knight Of Randomness
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Yuna/Asakura
Hello and welcome to the Asakura Hour. I am your hostess, KAZUMI Asakura! Today, I am here with Yuna Akashi; famed Mahora basketball player, a crack shot of a gunslinger, and all-around daddy’s girl. How are you today, Yuna?
You just asked me that already five minutes before the interview, Asakura. I’m fine.
Ah-ha. What mouth on this one, eh folks? Anyway, let’s get this started. Tell us about your interests.
Oh, you know, the usual things a girl likes. Shopping around, talking about boys, karaoke, sneaking out after curfew into my dad’s bed while he’s asleep and snuggle up into his arms as I take in his smell after a hard day’s work…
Um. TMI, Yuna. Then again, I was the one who asked. Let’s go to the next question. Uh…oh. Lovely. Okay, our many listeners would sure like to hear about your love life – preferably one that doesn’t involve family members. What I’m basically asking is, is the popular Yuna Akashi single?
Please. Me? In a relationship? As if I would – well, now that you mention it…
Go on…
I do kind of plan on asking a certain someone out after this interview.
Oh, don’t tease us! Tell us who the lucky guy is.
Well, it isn’t so much a guy…
You heard it here, folks! Yuna Akashi swings the other way! Sorry, fellas. I hear Misa Kakizaki’s free again.
Speaking of which, Asakura, there’s something I need to talk to you about after this.
Sure thing, Yuna, I’m always free for – oh. Ooh. Oooh. Um…cut the feed.
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