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Tales Of 3a's Harems; So we don't keep asking who's left.
Topic Started: Apr 11 2012, 08:32 PM (2,678 Views)
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So I don't lose it…


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Asakura/Fuuka & Fumika

"Welcome to the Asakura hour! I am your host, Asakura Kazumi, and these are my lovely assistants, Fuuka and Fumika!"

"Hello!"

"Tonight, as a special treat, new will be enacting one of Austin Powers' top things to do before he dies: have a threesome with a pair of Asian twins!"

And There Was Much Rejoicing.


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Yuuna/Mana
Yuuna felt the taller girl's arms around her, felt the Mana's hot, sweaty breasts pressing against her back.

"That's it," the shrine maiden said breathily, nearly panting. "Just relax. Lean back and let it happen…"

Yuuna did, feeling her hands shaking as Mana guided them. Darn it, she'd done this plenty of times herself before, why was she acting like a total novice now?-! Yet the feel of Mana's hands on hers…

"Don't pull…" Mana said almost tenderly into Yuuna's ear. "Squeeze gently. That's it… don't force it. It'll come out on its own. Just let it come."

Yuuna felt a shock erupt through her and she jerked, and sagged against the other girl.

Mana nodded and let go of her hands as Yuuna put down the gun she'd been holding. "Okay… let's do that again…"

They were nearly banned from the shooting range. People did NOT appreciate getting a stiffy when they were ALREADY trying to work out sexual frustration…

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Yuuna/Hakase

Hakase opened the door at the insistent knocking and promptly had something thrown hard at her face

"Next time you have me try out your experimental ray gun," Yuuna snapped, her hair smoking, "TELL ME WHICH END IS WHICH! This is your home-made dildo all over again…"

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Yuuna/Yue

Yuuna had always seem them as a package deal. The quiet, nice one, the snarky one, and Haruna. Then one night Yue had come to the Akashi house to drop some books off for Yuuna's father, and they'd gotten to talking…

"Just so we're clear," Yuuna panted later as they lay naked in bed. "I seduced you, okay? That's the story."

"If you want," Yue said, bending down to nuzzle her neck. Yuuna moaned. "I like role-play…"



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Yuuna/Kaede

When Yuuna had asked for ninja training, she hadn't been expecting this.



Okay, that was an out and out lie. She'd been hoping for stuff like this, but she hadn't actually expected to get it!

Her train of though stopped there as it was derailed by a sudden flood.

"Concentrate more, gozaru," Kaede chided. "A Miroku kunoichi's power lies in how long she can resist. This is the twentieth time in as many minutes, Yuuna-chan. Concentrate! Now, let's try again…"

Yuuna moaned, throwing her head back as Kaede began rhythmically 'training' her again.
This would be a while.

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Yuuna/Ben and Jerry('s)

"Yuuna..." Ako said hesitantly. "I think you need to go on a diet..."

"I AM NOT FAT!"

"Yuuna, the sofa is bent in the middle at a 40 degree angle!"

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Yuuna/Nodoka

"Excuse me, miss librarian, but could you help me find this book on Russian Assault Rifles?"

"Ah yes, it's this way in the very back, where no one ever goes."

"Say, you're pretty cute, librarian-chan. Wanna go on a date?"

"Ah, no! You see, I sort of have a crush on my teacher..."

"Oh, that's so naughty. I bet you like it naughty, don't you?"

"P-please don't say such lewd things like that! A-anyway, here we are. Do you need help reaching the book you want?"

"Don't bother. I don't want a book anymore."

"Ah! What are you doing? No, please, let me go! Oh, why is this happening here, at the very back of the library, where no one can hear me no matter how much I cry out?!"

"Heh he... ooh, such slutty panties for a librarian..."

"Th-they're my roommate's..."

"Wearing your roommate's panties? They looked... used..."

"They were the first thing I grabbed off the floor..."

"Ooh, that's got me so hot... come here!"

"Ah! No! Please, someone, help me!"

Asakura ran around the corner of bookshelf, out of breath and clutching a copy of a Russian Dictionary as a weapon when she skidded to a halt and stared at Nodoka mounting Yuuna in flagrante delecto on the floor. "Argh! You two! Can't you keep it in the classroom like everyone else?"

"Asakura!" Yuuna cried, as the mood was broken. She sighed and turned to Nodoka, who hadn't stopped grinding her even at the interuption. "Hey, can I not be the librarian next time?"

Nodoka gave an angelic, saintly smile, completely at odds with the naughty, dirty things happening below the waist. "No... it really turns me on... make sure you sneak Konoka's panties back into her room..."

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Yuuna/Chizuru

Ayaka, Makie, and Ako watched intently as Chizuru, looking perfectly and unassuming, casually walked down the hall and entered Yuuna's room. All three snuck towards it slowly, placing their ears against it's surface.

"How are you doing, Yuuna?" Chizuru's voice said.

"Pretty good! You?"

"Oh, can't complain. I brought the needed equipment."

"You know, I.. ahhh... wasn't sure about these things at first, but they actually DO work!"

"I told you. There's a reason we... oh my... have natural remedies. Your breasts have gotten MUCH bigger since we started."

Makie and Ako's eye went wide, and they became more intent.

"Makie and Ako still have no idea how I... uhhhhh... do it. They actually believed me about the milk, can you believe that? I'm lactose intolerant!"

"That was mean of you... ah... Yuuna-chan. If they want to have breasts as big as ours, then they should be allowed to."

"Oh, cum on... ohhhhhh! You know how they feel about Natural remedies!"

Makie couldn't take it anymore and wrenched the door open. "I KNEW THERE WAS A SECRET! SPILL YUNNA, WHAT IS IT?"

Yuuna and Chizuru looked up, both of them topless and massaging each other's breasts with some kind of mushed green mixture.

"GAH!" Yuuna cried, darting back to grab a pillow. "Close the door, will you? Negi-kun might walk by!" A pause. "Actually, feel free to leave the door open."

Ayaka shut the door.

"Damn."

"What's going on here?" Ako asked.

"Forget that!" Makie cried. She grabbed Yuuna by her Standard Female Grab Area, instantly rendering the taller, stronger, bigger girl completely powerless and at her mercy. "The Secret, Yuuna! What's the secret to bigger breasts? Ah! Your breasts need to be fondled, don't they? THAT'S how you got them so big!"

Yuuna blinked. "What? No, Chizuru-san just has this leak-based much we smear on our breasts."

"Then, why were you fondling each other?" Ayaka demanded.

Yuuna rolled her eyes and pointed at Chizuru's substantial chest. "Chizu-nee needs help since she can't see everything properly. It needs to be coated on evenly, and since she can't see what's beneath..."

"That is a big area..." Ayaka conceded. "We actually thought the two of you were... well..."

"Ayaka!" Chizuru said. "Such naughty thoughts!"

"Yes, I'm ashamed to say-"

"We wait until we shower them off to have sex, " Chizuru said. "That's when we fondle each other. It's an important step in applying the mix."

Ayaka went pale, twitching.

Makie and Ako exchanged glances. "I'll do you if you do me..." Makie proposed.



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Yuna/Negi

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"So that's what happened with Asuna, huh?" she asked, making a point of not looking at him. Chin resting on her crossed arms as they stood against the bridge's rail.

"Yeah, " Negi nodded, tired, looking down at the quiet river. "Sorry we never told you before, but..."

"Don't be, " she snorted. "That's the story of my life. Not being told about anything."

He lifted his head to apologize again, but against his expectations, he didn't see her sad or scowling. She only smiled, and ruffled his hair.

"Then again, the same thing also happens to you a lot, right?" she asked. "On the other hand, that means you should know better, but it's okay..."

"I'm really sorry, but..."

"Forget it. I should be apologizing too."

"Oh, over the Sports Festival? I didn't mind that! It was a fun challenge, and it taught me I can't be so reliant of my magic, plus..."

"I don't mean that." Strangely, she sighed and crossed her arms behind her neck. "I'm sorry I only kissed you to get that card."

"Oh. That. Well, don't worry. Under those circumstances, it was the right thing to do..."

"Yeah. But not the right thing to feel."

"Yuna-san, I—"

"And I don't know if feeling the opposite way is the right thing to do, either..."

"Uh—"

"But if I'm going to keep doing wrong things, might as well do them by heart, not by selfishness, " she concluded.

He was about to object to all the flaws behind such a simplistic statement, but then his mouth was otherwise busy.



Yuna/Chamo

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"OH, YES, DADDY, YES! LIKE THAT!"

"That's my little girl! That's my cute little girl!"

Hidden behind the door with a hand over her mouth, Akira cringed before bolting out of the dorm in silence. She'd spend the night with Ako and Makie and pose a generic excuse when asked for the reasons.

Honestly, only a dark wig and glasses? That was all she needed to be okay with it? Yuna had to be much more desperate about that Oji-con complex thing than she'd ever imagined.

Then again, Chamo-kun could mimic his voice creepily well...
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Yuuna/Setsuna

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Sometimes Setsuna regretted her decision to break things off with Konoka.  But now was not one of those moments.  Curled up on the couch, next to Yuuna, the two of them watching a terrible d-movie on an obscure cable station, she knew that she could never have had this relationship with Konoka.  She lowered her head onto Yuuna's chest and sighed happily.  Yeah, big boobs were the way to go.


Yuuna/Ayaka

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“I present to you, the new basketball complex!” 

Yuuna shoved the door open with a dramatic flourish.  Ako, Makie, and Akira stared dumbfounded at the court.  Or courts, rather, as the new building was large enough that it could (and did) contain four full-sized basketball courts, all of which were the highest possible quality and then some.

“The floors are all mahogany.”  Yuuna explained as she led her friends onto one of the courts.  “The baskets are constructed from titanium, and the nets are woven from pure silk.”

“Is that rim gold-plated?”  Akira asked.

“That one is.”  Yuuna said, with a nod.  “Each court has a different one.  The others are silver, platinum, and a silver/platinum/gold alloy.”

“What does the concession stand sell?”  Makie asked.  “Caviar?”

“Kobe steak sandwiches.”

“How on earth did you convince the school to give the basketball club the budget for something like this?”  Ako said.

“I didn't have to.  I did my own fundraising.”

“And you came up with enough cash to have a dozen flatscreen scoreboards?”

Yuuna just smiled and winked at her friends. 

“I have connections.”
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Yuuna/Fuuka

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"I don't know about this..." Fuuka said hesitantly.

"Come on..." Yuuna said, voice low, moving close at the smaller girl. There was something creepy about her smile, which was the EXACT SAME smile Fuuka's mother had used during all those "Stranger Danger" lectures when she was a kid. "It'll be fun, I promise... they say it's almost as good as chocolate..."

Fuuka wavered. Yuuna was so close... she was feeling so warm...

Hesitantly, Fuuka nodded. Yuuna smiled wider. Yup, it was that EXACT SAME smile...
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"Wow..." Fuuka said, lying naked on the kitchen floor, staring up at the ceiling and covered by various fluids of debatable edibility. "Yuuna was right... It's almost as good as chocolate."

Next to her, Fumika reached over and trailed her finger down Fuuka's cheek, scooping up the pale liquid there and sticking it in her mouth with relish. "Gotta admit, strawberry ice-cream cake was good... Best birthday cake ever!"

There was a stereo sigh.

The washing machine dinged.

"Ooh, laundry's done!" Fumika said, getting up. "Now we'll finally have something to wear for my date with Yuuna."

"You mean my date with Yuuna, " Fuuka said, giggling naughtily. "I wonder if she'll figure out you're not me..."

"Is she as good in bed as you say she is?" Fumika asked, looking around to carefully navigate her away through the ice-cream strewn floor.

Fuuka reached over and caressed her bare leg, kissing one pert cheek. "Almost as good as you..."

 
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Okay, we've got MULTIPLE versions of various segments ... who's going to make the hard call here?
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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What hard call?

WE POST THEM ALL!!!!!
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Including both of Darkenning's Misa bits?
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Mmmmmmm, Misa's bits...

Oh, you don't mean that. Sorry, move on.
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AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed, nothing's stopping you from having multiple versions of the same pairing.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.


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Indeed, nothing's stopping you from having multiple versions of the same pairing.


Other than the fact that we only had one version of each pairing in the last chapter, you mean?
"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Nobody said that consistency was mandatory.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.

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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.


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So, is this champ getting posted soon?
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Actually, Dark, there were two Sayo/Evas in the last chap.
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