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Tales Of 3a's Harems; So we don't keep asking who's left.
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Topic Started: Apr 11 2012, 08:32 PM (2,677 Views)
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shanejayell
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Apr 14 2012, 07:58 PM
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Well, there ya go.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Apr 15 2012, 02:23 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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Hey, are we posting the Yuuna chap or what?
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rikalous
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Apr 15 2012, 03:08 PM
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I'd do it, but that's a job for someone with the Iridia passwords. Like that Shadow Crystal Mage guy.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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Apr 15 2012, 04:43 PM
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!
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I'll be just on an iPad for the next little while, so I can't do it.
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Darkenning
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Apr 18 2012, 01:40 PM
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Pervert. Also, Witch.
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Well, someone posted it. No reviews yet, though.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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rikalous
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May 5 2012, 01:03 AM
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Reposting my snippets from the main thread, because that seems to be the done thing. - Quote:
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Asakura/Yue
The sun was slinking into the west like a man going home to a wife who knew what he'd been doing, while I sat in my office with my two best friends and one worst enemy. The friend in my hip flask is what bourbon drinks to take away the pain. The friend in my holster gives out pain instead, and will throw in injury and property destruction gratis. My name's Ayase Yue. I'm a professional snoop.
Getting any information out of my most reprobate foe was like dragging half my weight through a muddy tunnel with fist-sized gargoyles gnawing at my skull. Nostalgia aside, it was going about as swiftly as a turtle with three broken legs, when in walked trouble.
“Hey, Yue! Put that space book down, I've found something you'll really wanna see!”
The dame had hair like a blood-soaked pineapple, a face like a lying angel, and a walk that would make a stone stammer and drool. I'd dealt with her before. She was tricky as a desperate ermine, but her information had been good so far. Best to play it cool. Letting your guard down around a dame like her's about as safe as snuggling up with a pile of hungover rattlesnakes.
“Eh, I guess I could take a quick break.”
“Yeah, whatever. Hurry up, would you?”
Something was up. She was trying to hide it, but the dame was too eager, more eager than she'd ever been before. There was something in her eyes you usually see only in junkies, the lowest perverts, and certain creditors I'd known. Still, you don't get far in my line of work if you're smart enough to keep your nose where it won't get cut off and fed to you. I grabbed my friends and followed the broad. If I was going to my execution, at least I'd have a nice view.
“Tah-dah!”
We stopped on top of a hill, without cover enough for the larger sort of rats, never mind the telephone-pole-swinging gorillas I'd expect from an ambush. Not that that meant there weren't any killers hiding. A fairy with a boxcutter can turn you into a modern art masterpiece if you don't watch yourself.
It looked like we were at someone's romantic dinner, but given who brought me here, it's more likely to be someone's sordid tryst. There were only two chairs, both empty. For the broad to be this excited, either the stories about the Akashi girl or the Narutaki twins were more than talk, or I was missing some very pertinent information. The kind that tends to get delived wrapped around a bullet or a blade.
“Um, Asakura?”
“You forgot it was Valentines Day, didn't you?”
I wonder if mice have a single, frozen moment of realization when they step onto the wooden platform, and see the metal bar swinging up over their heads, after it's too late to flee.
“Crap. Dammit. I'm sorry, Asakura.”
“Ha. You may be an astronaut trainee and a detective, but you'll always be a Baka Ranger. You better eat all your chocolate. I got it for you special.”
Mark my words. You let a dame get in close, and she plucks out your heart and uses it to store confectionary. That ain't a happy development for something you need to move blood around.
Yum, this one has mustard in it! Where does she find this stuff?
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Asakura/Setsuna
“Avast, me hearty! Shiver yer timbers, or I'll have ye keelhauled!”
“Asakura, neither of our ships have timbers or keels. Do you even know what a keel is?”
“Nope. Maybe I'd have time to learn about that kind of thing if I didn't have to spend all my time taking my spaceship through through long, secret routes just to meet up with my girlfriend. I hate keeping secrets, especially when they're as important as you.”
“She says they're moving ahead of schedule, so you'll only have to keep it for another week or two.”
“Excellent. I've got rooftops picked out for shouting, and I think I can get Chisame to do that thing where I broadcast over all the channels at once. Everyone in all three worlds is going to know, and they're all going to be so jealous of me. Now prepare yourself for some symmetrical docking, lubber.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elsewhere, Konoka was silently counting down.
Five, four, three, two, one...
“Konoka?”
Right on schedule. “Yes, Tsukuyomi?”
“I, uh, have a confession to make. At first, I only got, ah, involved with you because I thought Setsuna would hear and get jealous and come back so I could, um, do things to her. But when I'm with you, I don't feel like I need to do those things, and, and I think I love you, Konoka! But I've been lying to you this whole time, and can you ever forgive me?”
Konoka rolled over to her side and gave the blanket-draped ex-mercenary a slow once-over. “Maybe with a little more...persuasion.”
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Asakura/Nodoka
No matter what Haruna and that damn ermine claimed, it did not start off with rebound sex the night after Negi rejected Nodoka. That night was just a time of books and hot chocolate and sympathy from the only member of Ala Alba within easy reach.
No, the seed started germinating some time after Nodoka joined Asakura in her investigations. Asakura wasn't sure when exactly when. She didn't know how many times she saw Nodoka face down hardened criminals like they were the less impressive sort of cockroach, or break them out of captivity in less time then it took to lock them in, or blush and duck her head so adorably when Asakura pointed out her self-evident awesomeness, before she started feeling something more than friendship.
She did know that it happened before Nodoka took some time off to investigate that ruin, because she couldn't so much as make toast without something reminding her of Nodoka (who simply loved to slather hers with cinnamon and sugar) and making her wish she was back already. Fortunately, her ruminations eventually hit on the way Nodoka's face lit up when talking about her favorite authors. You know, Asakura had some interesting stories she could tell. How hard could it be to write a book, anyway?
After all the blood, sweat, and tears it took to get Second-Generation Hero published, Asakura's favorite part of the interviews was always when she mentioned, with a completely straight face, how much pleasure she got from having a part of herself inside a certain Bookshop from her hometown.
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MarqFJA87
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May 5 2012, 04:38 AM
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All Your 'Ships Are Belong to Us! XD
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:lol: The contrast between the eloquence of the majority of Yue's inner monologue and its last sentence is very hilarious.
Konoka is an awesomely scary manipulator. 
Nodoka-hime is adorable, as always. :3
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Negima is love. Everyone is shotacon for Negi. Everyone is hot for Yue. Everyone is moe for Nodoka.
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Darkenning
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May 5 2012, 01:44 PM
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Asakura/Misa
"Y'know, sometimes I really worry, a little," Asakura said as she leaned back on the couch while Misa anxiously watched the stock prices on TV.
"About what?" Misa asked absently. Yes! She'd been smart to buy Petrosov this month!
"Well, it's just ... I wonder if maybe you're only into me for the money?"
Misa blinked, and did something utterly uncharacteristic as she looked away from the TV. "How, how could you say something like that?" she asked, faintly. "We've been together since junior high! We've had each other's back so many times! And, and you think all I care about is your money?"
"I'm sorry, it just worries me a little!" Asakura said quickly. "But, but I know that there's more to it than that!"
Misa still looked at her with a horrified expression.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! It's just, since the royalties from my book started to come in, you've been a little --"
"I'm trying to make sure that windfall doesn't fade!" Misa said, tearing up. "I'm trying to make sure that we always have a good life! And you think all that I care about is money!"
"Please, please, forgive me!" Asakura pleaded.
Misa drew in a breath. "I will consider how I might forgive you. I will say this, though -- it would be easier to forgive you if you were willing to do that thing we talked about that one time."
"I'll go get the candles!" Asakura said, getting up and rushing out of the room.
Honestly! Misa thought, shaking her head. As though all I care about is her money!
It's her real estate that I'm concerned about!
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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OverMaster
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May 5 2012, 02:53 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Calling dibs on Asakura/Evangeline. I've got an idea for it, just need time to write it down.
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What is the point anymore?
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MarqFJA87
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May 5 2012, 03:27 PM
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This may be jumping the gun a little, but... Are the Tales of 3-A Harems limited to "this 3-A girl with the rest of the 3-A girls", or does it allow for one or two "omake" pairings? Because yesterday, while thinking about what could happen once one of you starts writing the Evangeline series, I couldn't help but imagine a hypothetical scenario where Evangeline and Arika are in the afterglow of a "hatesex" session between them, and then starting trading insults and claims of having "won" that round while Nagi and his teenaged/adult son are sitting bored/impatient/resigned in the background, waiting in futile hope that their respective partners (Nagi w/ Arika and Negi w/ Evangeline, of course... unless someone wants to try the incest angle) would finish up their cat fight so that they can get back to what they were doing before one of the two women had dropped the comment that started the fight in the first place.
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Negima is love. Everyone is shotacon for Negi. Everyone is hot for Yue. Everyone is moe for Nodoka.
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OverMaster
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May 5 2012, 05:48 PM
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We have used Gateau, Negi, Yuunagi, Chamo, Akashi-sensei and Takahata, so no, we aren't limited to 3-A pairings for the girls.
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What is the point anymore?
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Japanese Teeth
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May 5 2012, 07:23 PM
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Fear me!
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Yeah extra pairings are totally fine as long as we get all the girls covered. Also, do we want to put the tracking spreadsheet on googledocs so we can update it ourselves? It would be way easier than having one person keep track of everything.
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rikalous
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Jun 3 2012, 01:45 AM
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Asakura/Haruna
In a secret place, far from prying eyes and guarded by a vigilant specter, a sinister scheme was being planned by two of the most fiendish plotters ever to cackle maniacally.
“So it looks like the final roster for Operation Kiss Kiss Kotaro will be Madoka, Mei, and the Twins, ” Haruna concluded. “Unfortunately, I haven't managed to negotiate Chamo into giving us more than fifty percent of the money from the pactios.”
Asakura grunted. “Even after you threatened to tell Natsumi it was all his fault otherwise? Never thought he had the nerve.”
“Yeah, he just smirked at me and said that if we did, he'd just tell her it was our idea, and that we were planning to blame it all on him to boot.”
“The truth? Cunning little rodent. We'll have to go for the big guns. Either we get thirty-five percent each, or Takane finds out about his panty theft. He won't be able to shift that to us.”
Haruna thought for a moment, trying to find any way the ermine would be able to wriggle out of that one. Discovering none, she lunged forward to start planting kisses up her partner's arm. “You are a genius! Some day we will rule the world together, but right now I desire only your embrace!”
“You realize if we keep stopping to do this, we won't ever finish the actual operation. No, don't stop, I just want to get to say I told you so.”
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rikalous
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Sep 11 2012, 11:29 AM
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Asakura/Chisame
Asakura's nap was rudely interrupted by a table-shaking thump. She turned to see a scowling Chisame. The hacker's icy tone betrayed a wrath beyond mere frothing anger as she spoke. "I have tolerated much from you in this relationship. I accepted you monopolizing my computer whenever you get excited about something on that paranormal exposure site. I put up with you rushing in and out at all hours over the scoop of the day. I even turned a blind eye to your deals with Chamo, which I strongly suspect are illegal. But this? This goes too far."
She slammed a manga volume onto the table. The cover displayed two girls, one with round glasses and the other with a pineapple haircut and a rather scandalous lack of clothing. "Haruna told me you commissioned this, so don't try to deny it."
Asakura picked up the offending doujin and flipped through it, chuckling nervously. "Wow, these 'Naru' and 'Mitsune' characters kind of look like us. Silly Paru. I wonder why she did that." She raised her eyebrow at Chisame. "She does have some interesting ideas, though..."
"Only if we skip to the part where I'm the dom." I couldn't resist the Ura Jamma shout-out, because I am a bad person.
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T-bone
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Sep 21 2012, 02:28 PM
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Dibs on Asakura/Ayaka and Asakura/Ku Fei.
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