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Crisis Of Infinite Konoka; KONOKAFRIENDS ASSEMBLE
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Topic Started: Apr 14 2012, 05:05 PM (918 Views)
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Apr 14 2012, 05:05 PM
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I'm archiving all my related Multiple-Konoka snippets here, whether they be original, parts of other stories, or whatnot. I heard rumblings people wanted to add to this, too, so you're welcome to. I might even throw in the Konoka: Undead and Loving It parts here too.
Now the original that started it all:
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Crisis of Infinite Konoka
She found herself slowly stirring, and it took a while before she could get her bearings straight. By that time, though, she found herself staring... at herself.
"Eh? Wha...?" Konoka blinked owlishly, trying to figure out what the hell was going on with herself.
"Are you okay, original me?" This other Konoka asked. Unlike herself, who was dressed in casual clothes, this particular Konoka still had her school uniform on. She was just as helpful though, lifting her up to stand on her feet.
"Ummm, what's going on?" Konoka asked.
"A bunch of me's from other worlds have gathered. And we're having a meeting, " she explained. "We finally managed to pull you in. Sorry about the abruptness of it, though."
"Huh..." She looked around what looked like a small, square ampitheatre, to find several... hers gathered around. "A bunch of mes... odd, but pretty neat." She nodded. "So what are we talking about?"
"Who else but Secchan?" Came another Konoka. She didn't look very different, but she had very lecherous eyes. "Or should I say Onee-sama?"
"Onee-sama?!" Konoka reeled back.
"In my world, we're related~" This Konoka answered, a sly grin on her face. The original decided she reeked of decadence.
"Hey, children are present!" Yelled her other self. "Please watch what you say!"
"I don't mind!" Called a tiny voice, who bounded up and came towards her and the other. She was a tiny thing, no older than 6. "If we're talking about Stalker-sama, then I want to know it all!" She permitted herself to have a piggyback ride on the original, who gasped for a moment before easily smiling and adjusting.
"You say that now..."
The child just giggled.
"Nothing says 'I own you' like 'Stalker-sama', " Came a wistful voice. Konoka looked over to see another her—this one with white hair. "I wish I came up with that when she was that age." Konoka was heavily reminded of Eva, but couldn't figure out why—that was, until she gave a lecherous grin, highlighted with sharp canines.
"She can stalk me anytime~" Came another Konoka. She looked normal on the outset, but Konoka could have sworn she had a knife, and her face was a little paler. "Of course, she better be good at it, or Daddy might make me punish her again..."
The original felt slightly weirded out by this. "Well ahh..."
"I know what you're thinking, " Barked a lower voice. Konoka turned around to see an older form of herself, dressed regally in Kansai robes. "Aren't these mes a little weird? Well, we have to be. Secchan throws her life on the line for us, we must show our appreciation in turn!"
"Really?" Konoka questioned. "But shouldn't that be shown through peace and love?"
"Will it be enough? Lest we forget, Secchan is half-demon. Many loathe her for mixed blood. That's why I'll rule the world... for her sake!"
Konoka sank into the ground and tried not to cry. I could become a supervillain?!
"Relax, relax! Things could be worse!" Came a much cheerier older voice. Konoka looked up to see a version of herself with—interesting horns. And a white tail. And magical power that would break scouters. "She could be gone entirely." She paused. "...that actually happened to me! Secchaaaaaaannn!" And she broke into tears, sobbing profusely. Konoka saw white wings grow out of her back and shield her for her embarrassing display.
"That's bull and you know it. She's inside you as a soul right now!" The other older Konoka poked her.
"What?" The demonic Konoka peeked out of her wings, eyes still shining with tears.
"That's right! I bet your soul is having sex with hers at this very moment. I'm jealous~" Came the call of that one perverted Konoka (which means all of them, but we're referring to the decadent one particularly).
Konoka groaned and smacked her head on the table. "My future is going to be sad, isn't it?" The younger Konoka poked her in concern.
"Unless you take matters into your own hands!" The empirical Konoka cried, but another her sailed in and smashed her face with a Dynamic Entry. "GUUUAUUGH!"
"Please don't pay her any mind. So long as you stay with Secchan thick or thin, your future will be bright!" It was a third older Konoka, this one was the most developed out of all present. "It might be a good idea to marry Negi-kun to keep Grandpa off your back, but if you make him appreciate girl on girl, he definitely won't interfere."
The younger Konokas actually considered this.
"That's true, " Konoka's other noted. "Negi-kun's got pactios with the whole class in my world, but if I win, I think I could secure a future with Secchan too!"
"That just makes you a traitor..." groaned the mad Konoka on the ground.
"And that just makes you stupid, " The white-haired vampire Konoka sneered, though her sneer looked just like any other brand of Konoka smile to the average onlooker. "Any advantage to keep Secchan close should be considered."
"Really."
Said argument, however, stopped when the door opened. In walked Setsuna Sakurazaki. "Ojou-sama, I thought about what I could do and—" She stopped. What the hell did she just walk into. What the hell did she just walk into?
All Konokas, even the original, stopped what they were doing and immediately stared. And then went for the loving dogpile. "SECCHAN~<3!"
Asuna would later describe this event as "Armageddon—for Setsuna's chastity."
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Cygnus
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Apr 14 2012, 05:20 PM
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Konoka of the Dark
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This one is part of a joke omake from Unequally, I changed a few lines for more comic punch:
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"Thousand wavering spirits, guardian of the ten thousand worlds, without delay, unto the heart... of that of different lands, forge a path onto the surface. Chigusa Amagasaki's arms were raised high, gesturing to the world as she willed Konoka's power to do her bidding. The others gathered around her looked on, watching the almighty power that would soon draw the legendary Ryumen no Sukunakami. In the meantime, the captive Konokas could do little more than mentally fight back the tide of pleasure from their magic being used, the seals holding their hands and their mouths keeping them still, even while floating. "By the ties of blood to the emperor himself, Fujiwara Asomi... Konoka Konoe."
Finally, Chigusa could see it—a powerful being rising from the depths of the lake. The almighty sealed creature that would bring her the power to destroy the Kanto Magic Association!
Except a moment later, she heard a very human yawn. "What?"
"Ahh... Huh?" The bright pillar of light faded slightly, and Chigusa saw not a fearsome demon, but a young woman dressed like herself (albeit scarier due to her wraith-like motif), white wings holding her in the air. She also strangely had white horns. This woman blinked, taking a confused look at her surroundings. "I got summoned...?"
"Wait... what the hell is this?!" Chigusa shouted. "Where's the almighty demon god? Why did I summon some bimbo who's stolen my fashion sense?"
"She pulls it off a lot better than you do, " Homura noted, but paused as she peered closer at the summoned woman. "Wait, is that..."
"Ah, I remember where I am now! This is the Kyoto trip three years ago!" The woman tapped a fist into her open palm, and looked down at her captive... selves. "Though I wonder why there's two of me down there..." Both tied Konokas managed to open their eyes long enough to recognize their third form and wonder just why--or how--she came here.
"Wait... The o-ojou-sama?! But how?" Chigusa panicked. "And your power...!"
"I'm impressed you managed to pull me through space time, " this older and more dangerous Konoka said. "But this is Secchan's hour, I won't let you succeed!"
Chigusa blinked, then realized something. "Wait a minute... I summoned you! You should do as I say!"
"You should take that back, o pitiful summoner, " Chigusa paled as she felt a hand snap around her leg. She looked down to see... Konoka, emerging from a black void. Although this Konoka's hair was stark white, and the grin she bore as she emerged completely bore notably pronounced fangs. "Those aren't nice words!"
"There's four of them?!" Homura gasped.
"Wait, l-let go!" Chigusa said.
"Oh, summoning all this help from other worlds, it's a nice plan, " the vampire Konoka said, turning back to look at all of Chigusa's underlings and hired help. "But unfortunately for you, it goes both ways."
"Don't worry, other mes!" The older Konoka cried, wings flapping as she visibly charged power. "I'll pave the way for our Secchans!"
As the demon Konoka unleashed holy hell, waves of power dwarfing the output of either of the tied Konokas, Chigusa (and everyone with her) found herself going even more pale. "Aw crap."
Vampire Konoka didn't even bother unleashing her power--she dropped hers to nothingness and pulled out a bag of popcorn while her demon self went to town.
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Later on, Setsuna, along with her other counterpart Angel GAR'd, dashed to the pier, wings out, ready to sweep in past the numerous people and rescue their respective Konokas.
Except the only thing they saw were a mass of smoldering bodies, twitching showing the only evidence that they still lived.
"SECCHAN, HELP~<3" Came the cry of one Konoka.
Both of them looked, and saw that they were not prepared in the least. Both Konokas were... tied very suggestively, being menaced by... other Konokas. One was currently being squeezed by a... tall Konoka with horns.
"Save us, Secchan~" The other said, as a white hair Konoka seemed to be playfully spanking her.
It took all of their effort not to die of massive blood loss from the nose.
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Apr 14 2012, 07:53 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 16 2012, 08:14 AM
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When you said 'resident Konoka fanboy', you weren't kidding, huh.
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Apr 16 2012, 08:56 AM
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NOPE.
Oh, and posting this here before I forget:
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Study Hard, Be Konoka
Upon her throne, thinking quietly of the blood she shed to defeat the corrupt Kansai Association, Konoka wondered how nasty she needed to be just to empower her wishes.
A moment later, that all changed when she heard stumbling, and found herself looking at... herself. With a tail and horns. Those blasted multiverse Konokas?! Immediately, she hopped onto her feet, bellowing (almost cutely), "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"Eh?!" The more demonic Konoka of the two reeled back. "But it was not by my hand that I was once again transported into an alternate universe!" A beat. "Wait a minute, you're the evil one on the throne, aren't you supposed to be saying that line, and adding something about WHAT IS A SECCHAN, A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF MOEBEETUS or something?"
"Let's get one thing straight, first, " the un-horned Konoka said. "I am not evil." "But of course you are!" Contrary to her words, the demon was absolutely lovestruck. "You speak like a villain and have the presence of one! Please teach me!"
"I'm not evil! I fought against the corrupt Kansai government that killed my father and sullied the Konoe name!"
"And killed them in cold blood with Danmaku! And looked totally cool while doing it!" The demon Konoka said, still happily shining as if viewing an idol. "You gotta teach me how to have an aura like that, so I can become a proper overlord at home!"
The non-demon sighed. "Well, since you're running around universes, I might as well show you something, " she walked past the other Konoka, motioning the demon form to follow her.
One portal later, they were back in Kyoto. "Look there."
She could spot another Konoka, and a Setsuna with her, of course in cinema town. Demon Konoka actually sighed sadly, memories of a time that wouldn't return to her. But then she looked closer. Something wasn't right...
"Wait, why is Secchan wearing the dress and the other me wearing the samurai suit?!"
"That's because she's evil!" The imperious Konoka crowed. "Any Konoka worth their salt is a master tease! As a matter of fact, that Konoka completely duped her Secchan into that trip, Kyoto was completely unnecessary to the Konoka of that world! I, on the other hand, have done no such thing in the past 3 years."
"That's... awful!" The demon cried, completely struck.
"Of course, that's why you need to learn from her about e—"
"I can't believe she missed an opportunity to flaunt her ass at Secchan!"
The other Konoka crashed.
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Apr 19 2012, 11:22 AM
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"That's because she's evil!" The imperious Konoka crowed. "Any Konoka worth their salt is a master tease! As a matter of fact, that Konoka completely duped her Secchan into that trip, Kyoto was completely unnecessary to the Konoka of that world! I, on the other hand, have done no such thing in the past 3 years."
I still can't get that sentence...
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
- Shadow Crystal Mage wrote
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Cygnus
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Apr 19 2012, 02:03 PM
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"That's because she's evil!" The imperious Konoka crowed. "Any Konoka worth their salt is a master tease! As a matter of fact, that Konoka completely duped her Secchan into that trip, Kyoto was completely unnecessary to the Konoka of that world! I, on the other hand, have done no such thing in the past 3 years."
I still can't get that sentence...
The Konoka they're observing is from Negima Neo, who DID in fact, dupe Setsuna into taking that trip (with Konoemon's help).
To compare notes:
The Konoka who said "I'm not evil!" comes from When Light Descends to Madness, which is a grimdark crossover tale with Touhou about Konoka pretty much running away after her father was murdered, coming back and slaughtering the majority of the associations who planned her father's murder. Negi and pals go to Gensokyo to figure out what drove Konoka into OOC madness.
Demon!Konoka, on the other hand, couldn't be evil enough to piss off an Evil Detecting Dog. The only person she'd be "cruel" to is kinda dead (and sitting in her body).
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Apr 19 2012, 02:47 PM
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*has never watched Neo*
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
- Shadow Crystal Mage wrote
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Apr 19 2012, 05:19 PM
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Oboy. Whee.
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Read, not watched. Neo is a manga series. The translators got fed up with it and never finished scanlating, but Del Rey published the whole series. I only got up to Volume 4, which ironically is the last one scanlated too. The series is overall mediocre, but I want to get Volume 5 since it seems to include Hakase and Natsumi centered stories.
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What is the point anymore?
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Apr 20 2012, 08:16 AM
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Oh ho. I guess that proves I didn't even know it was a manga.
What the hell is Negima's problem with adaptations?
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Apr 20 2012, 08:33 AM
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^^That it does. It's the only volume I have.
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May 12 2012, 03:25 PM
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So yeah. Snippet of doom, I don't take drugs, etc.
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Deconstruction of a Title"What..." The regular Konoka looked up. She had seen weird things, she had even seen multiple versions of herself. However, this was... "What is this?!" "It looks frightening..." another Konoka said, breathless. They were staring at Konokas. Thousands of them, hugging each other in a huge, spherical mass. Each of them giggled and murmured mindlessly about Secchan. The regular Konoka whirled to the bespectacled nerd with white hair and pale skin. "What have you done?!" "Mwaaaaahahahaha! I've made all those generic Konokas more interesting!" he answered, hands thrown out dramatically. "They're all the same anyway, taking their Secchan shopping this, teasing that! They're now a granfaloon of Konoka, here to bring madness to your world!" Some of them began to fall off, rising from the ground to amble towards the two Konokas. "Join us..." They ranted in creepy unison. "We get to flirt and tease our Secchan all day..." "You monster!" The second Konoka shouted, pointing a knife in the nerd's direction. "How the hell are they supposed to go shopping like that?!" "That's what you're worried about?!" The original Konoka reeled back. She backed away as some of them looked down. "You mean that wasn't funny?" She looked back to the nerd. "How did you do it, anyway?" The original facepalmed. "First I kidnapped a Secchan!" the nerd declared, crowing madly. That got him a lot of dangerous looks (and the mass of Konokas hissed in unison), but he continued. "Then I put her in a box, shipped her TO MY LAAAAB, and then gave her lasers! Then I went through multiple worlds where all Konoka does is hover around Setsuna and do pointless moe things! It was easy!" "Is that why they all seem to lack individuality?" Konoka pondered for a moment, but then realized what she was saying and immediately jumped. "Wait a minute...!" The more Joker-like Konoka licked her lips. "Secchan with lasers?" She wielded her knife. "Are you insane?" the normal Konoka frowned at her counterpart. "That knife will only do five points of damage!" Apparently, as if answering her, half of them dropped away, revealing that yes, there was a Setsuna in the center, in a fleshy cage. The lasers? Nosebleeds everytime one of the Konokas touched her. Of course, that didn't mean they weren't dangerous, as the Joker and the regular Konoka's squeaked and ran for their lives, ignoring the maniacal laughter of the nerd. "Oooh, that looks cool!" A moment later, the demon Konoka walked in, and the mass of creepy Konokas and the Setsuna in the center just looked awesome. "Can I keep her?" The nerd rubbed his chin, glasses glinting threateningly. --- "Prepare yourself, you vile sempai snatcher!" Tsukuyomi, surged through, coming to a stop in the center of the arena. "Setsuna-sempai is mine!" "I don't know if you got the memo, but Secchan is gone, " demon Konoka murmured. However, she smiled brightly a moment later. "But if you want to get to something like her and me, you'll have to go through... me! Sic 'em, Legion!" Tsukuyomi looked up as what she could only describe as a ball of Konokas descended from the ceiling. Before she could even consider slashing them up, a mass of them detached themselves... to dogpile her. "Noooooo!" Tsukuyomi wailed as they attacked her... with the power of love. "Arrrrggggghhhh...!"
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May 12 2012, 03:38 PM
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... she nosebleeds lasers? How is that even ... never mind.
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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May 12 2012, 05:20 PM
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It's Mao. Half of what he does makes no sense except if you remember his science runs on the rule of cool.
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- rikalous wrote
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Yes I am. I said I would, and I hate going back on my word. IANCE, you pustulating whoreson, I am going to find you when this is over. They will make a torture porn movie about your death, and they will have to tone it down to maintain suspension of disbelief.
- Shadow Crystal Mage wrote
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There there. Go do evil things in the name of the government to feel better.
There Be Whales Here
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Mar 18 2014, 09:42 AM
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I think I'm going to revive this BECAUSE I CAN!
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Birthday Present Setsuna stayed deathly quiet. For the moment, she dared not move a muscle.
She wasn't sure what even brought her to do this. She rarely spent time on the internet as is, but she had been desperate as Konoka's birthday had been coming up, and she had spent weeks agonizing over a present to give her. This naturally meant she made about zero progress. All until the last two days, where idle surfing on a Chisame lent laptop had her come across a great idea.
In moments, she had immediately made the purchases herself, but she realized she had very little idea what she was doing. In situations like these, the person who knew the best was Satsuki, the talented cook. Quick but extreme groveling got her to assist in this process, despite their mutual embarrassment. Satsuki had questioned if Setsuna's idea was too perverted for Konoka's innocent tastes, but Setsuna had said, "It's not perverted, it's about the novelty!"
"Well, if you insist," she sounded like she didn't buy it, but as long as she helped, right? Besides, she was still smiling, anyway.
She lied in wait now, hoping Konoka would appreciate her birthday present.
Konoka rose pretty early, but today she had been taking it easy. She walked into the dining room, only to come to a shocked surprise when she spied her partner. Her mouth was parted wide, but the only noise that escaped was a soft "...Secchan?"
Setsuna lay on the dining room table, wearing absolutely nothing but various pieces of fish. Surely the young miss would enjoy a custom nyotaimori from her most faithful guard (and totally not girlfriend who's gonna get married to her someday), right? "H-happy birthday, K-kono-chan..."
Konoka continued to look shocked, and then smiled brightly, albeit with tears streaming in her eyes. "Oh, this is the most wonderful present! You look absolutely amazing, Secchan! But... I can't possibly eat all of that by myself."
"Eh?"
"So that's kinda why I brought company who shared the same birthday as me..." Konoka said shyly. From behind her, two other Konokas appeared, dressed far differently than herself, but undeniably Konoka as well.
"Oh, this Secchan is so bold...!" One said.
"You caught me at a really good time!" Said the other. "I always wanted to see what Secchan would taste like after a glaze of sushi!"
And as the three of them licked their lips and advanced with lecherous fingers, Setsuna's eyes widened in horror as her face grew three shades of red in an instant.
Outside this remarkably dirty scene, Asuna stared in irritation of the girl opposite of her, who was currently trying to contain her laughter and more or less failing. "Chao Lingshen, you are an awful person."
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