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Unequally Rational And Emotional Thread; It's Negima with Everything Else Added!
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Topic Started: Apr 15 2012, 06:40 PM (11,712 Views)
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Jul 15 2012, 01:24 PM
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Post Kyoto Snippet. Thanks a lot Darkenning for some ideas and dialogue.
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Haruna: Church and State
She, Asakura, Misa, Tatsumiya and Misora stood side by side while listening to the bearded, middle aged minister's words.
""Beyond these doors is a complicated world, filled with strife and confusion. But within these walls, love and beauty reign supreme. Let every weary soul who would know the truth of love enter within. Here, love's truth is all that matters."
Haruna nudged Misa's arm and winked an eye at her. "Oh, I know his kind of love, alright."
Misa repressed the urge to sneer. Geeks like Haruna thought they knew anything at all about sex just because they consumed so much porn. Still, she humored the mangaka and nodded, partly because she shared the same feeling.
The speech continued for quite some time, and they had to admit, if nothing else, the man was a convincing speaker. Most of the attendance already was entranced, listening carefully, captivated by his smooth words and powerful tone. He spoke of many great things, of promises of better lives and a better world for everyone, and Haruna found herself agreeing with most of what he was saying, but as her mother had told her more than once, thsoe you fully agree with are often those you have to be the more careful with. That, and "Never trust a preacher". Mother was wise in her own way.
Misora seemed more annoyed than anything else, as if the mere act of being listening to that sermon disgusted her. Mana had the exact same neutral expression she always had, while Kazumi smirked cagily, in a knowing, worldly cynic way. Misa made slow thinking sounds, rubbing her jaw at times.
Haruna took a few sketches of the place, its entrances and exist, the priest, his wife and their daughters, in the proccess. The older daughter, the redhead with the long ponytail, seemed to have noticed that, and she stared at Haruna moodily, but Haruna never stopped, determined to keep doing it until she was ordered to stop.
That never happened until Misora told her, "Hey. It's getting late. Let's head back; I have curfew in less than a hour."
"Then just run back two minutes before it," Haruna whispered. "With your speed, you'll be left with time to spare, too."
Misora all but pinched her arm. "I don't like the vibes of this place. Let's go."
Misa chuckled. "What's the problem, Sis? Finding this faith more... aggressive than yours?"
Misora's whispers grew more urgent and authoritative. "As your Ala Alba senior, and the one Sensei left at charge of this operation, if I say we go, we go. We already heard enough for a first contact. We always can come back for more if we need to."
Haruna held her hands a bit up. "Fine with me. I was starting to grow a little bored anyway," she said, tucking her drawing implements on.
Misa sighed, seeing the numbers were against her. "Alright. Whatever you say, ''Fearless'' Leader. Hey, Asakura, Mana-san, you coming too?"
Mana only shook her head. "I haven't heard enough yet."
"Neither have I," Asakura agreed, smiling at the girls. "Don't worry, I'll fill you in if anything interesting happens, for a price!"
"Yeah, cool, thank you," Misora made a token nod as she started to move for the door, followed by her teammates. "Take care, and good night. Both of you."
The doors had been closed, but as the priest had assured them at the start of the sermon, they could leave at any time they wanted. As the youngest daughter proved by opening personally for them, wishing them a good night on their way out.
"A very cute kid," Haruna said as the three of them walked down the street.
"Yeah," Misora said. "Okay, what do you guys think?"
"They seem harmless, but then, we only got the general introduction. It's what might happen during and after the initiations that interests me," Misa opined.
"You mean what worries you," said Misora.
"Listen, I can't say if it worries me or not if I don't know if they're bad or not," the cheerleader countered. "Give them a break. Innocent until otherwise proved, remember?"
"The woman with him seemed very submissive," Haruna mused, remembering the silent female who had stood behind the preacher through the whole sermon. "They had the same kind of marriage rings, so they must be the girls' parents. Out of them, the younger looked genuinely kind, but the older one's a spitfire, I can tell. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't buy the father's baloney."
"Clever girl, then," Misora snarked.
Misa shrugged. "It didn't sound that much more bogus to me than official Christianism."
"I'm not having this discussion," Misora warned.
"Fair enough. Just talking my mind. I think I can do that, right? I mean, I won't get the Inquisition on my butt, right?"
"Technically, we all would be burned at the stake anyway," an amused Haruna commented. "Maybe we aren't in the best of positions to talk about anyone else's weird groups and followers."
"Point," Misa nodded. "See, Paru agrees with me!"
"That doesn't mean I'd be buying anything if that guy knocked at my door selling brushes, anyway," Haruna cautioned. "Much less his life altering promise of ascended spirituality."
"All the same, I think we'll have to pay Asakura's price to learn what happened afterwards," Misora folded her arms and pouted.
"Maybe we'd get free cooperation from her if we let her in?" Haruna suggested. "The others had an Asakura with them, you know!"
"That isn't for any of us to decide," Misora said. "Let's all try to become a working team before we start stuffing even more people in."
"Now that's something I can agree with," Misa made a few more nods.
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Jul 15 2012, 06:14 PM
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Suddenly, between monster kills, Sailor Pluto addressed Sailor Neptune again. "You have a strong connection to The Green, don't you?"
At first, a bitter scowl was her only answer, but then the redhead said, "Yes, I do. I'd ask you how do you know, but I'm sure you'll just mention your 'Guardian of Time' title again. Why?"
"Sailor Moon could use you to help reasoning with the part of Gaia imbedded into Type Moon," Pluto answered. "Even if it's an alien Gaia's part, your connection still should reach to her."
"What's a Type Moon?" Sailor Uranus asked, peeking over Neptune's shoulder.
"The giant rabbit," Pluto replied coldly.
"Oooohhhhh! I knew it. Just testin' ya."
Neptune smirked maliciously. "What's stopping me from just helping her to break free and kill all of you? That's what I came to do here in the first place, after all."
"But now," Pluto said calmly, "You have changed your mind on it, haven't you? Or else you wouldn't have just told me that. You have felt that isn't part of our local Gaia, and it cannot remain here, in contact with our local Earth, or else it will damage her too."
Neptune nodded twice. "Sadly true, I guess. What a missed chance. Tonight, I could have led the start of a revolution of the Green against its victimaries. Still, I'll have to settle for the next best thing available. Har, stay here. I'll go help the pink spore."
"Dammit, Red! Are you really leaving me with Batsy, the creepy bottle blonde and the skyscraper with melons?"
Akira looked down at herself. "... They aren't that huge, or are they...?"
"Just stay here and don't protest, okay?-!" Ivy hissed before jumping away to where Moon, Chao and Kuro were.
Harley sobbed, chewing on her lower lip. "Unfair...! Red, you're becoming as bad as--!"
Then something whistled through the air, and she barely leaped aside in time to avoid being hit by a body that had been flung at her from the other side of the battlefield. It was a woman's, who groaned aloud as she rolled through the dirt, moaning in pain for a moment before wiping mud off her chalk white face.
The Purple Kampfer spat dirty chunks out, cursing the demon who had just squared off against her, before lifting her angular face up to stare into a stunned Sailor Uranus' baby blue eyes.
The green haired woman blinked, and lifted an eyebrow. "Eh. Do we know each other?"
"What," Harley said.
"Haven't we ever met before?" the Purple Kampfer moved a gloved hand in circles. "I mean, you look familiar. Have I ever killed a relative of yours? Looted your house? Kidnapped your children?"
"I don't have any children. What are you doing, dressed up like that, and looking like that?-!" she demanded, her anger rising.
"Oh, this? Well, I realize this is something you don't hear from women too often, but I'm the Jo-- GLURGH!" she said as Uranus grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up.
"You know something? I just HATE copycat competitors! Find yourself someone else's man to creepily model yourself after! That's my job!"
"Yeergh jobgggg?-! Wha jobggg! Yourgh dun't look anythin' like--!" Then it dawned, tiny and timid, inside of her. "Har--?"
The blonde punched her in the face.
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Jul 16 2012, 08:14 PM
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Post Kyoto Snippet.
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Shizuna: The Unremarkable
"So," Arai Chie-sensei asked her over a cup of coffee after work hours, "How did you enjoy your class trip? Could you finally relax like you wanted to?"
Minamoto-sensei grunted.
"I see," Chie-sensei said.
"It wasn't like I was taxing. Actually, it had to be the most boring and bland trip we ever had," Shizuna said. "It was so boring, as a matter of fact, most of the children spent most of the last day asleep."
Chie raised a thin black eyebrow. "Are you sure they weren't tired after too much excitement instead?"
"No. It was only the usual happenings. You know, spin the bottle games that ended up in disaster, Nitta-sensei yelling at them at all times, mobbing Negi-sensei... The same things that always happen everywhere. And nothing else."
"Well, it can't be helped. What you need is a trip of your own, where you can meet interesting people our age without having to worry about the children."
"I don't think I'll be able to do that for the foreseeable future. My finances are at a low point, as well."
"I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you could do what I do to earn some extra money? It's a bit shameful, and not the kind of thing a teacher should be caught doing, but... it pays remarkably well..."
Shizuna blushed and looked at her with very wide eyes. "Wh-What..."
Chie looked at her wristwatch. "Talking about that, I'm about to have my session for tonight. Want to come with me? I could teach you how to pull off a duo..."
"A-Arai-sensei!"
"Don't be scandalized! Live a little and loosen up. I know only young people uses to do ''that'', but I still feel in shape for it. With no false humility, I'll say my hand-work is simply remarkable..."
Shizuna gulped. "Really?"
"Really. The kids love seeing it..."
"W-With minors?-!"
"Well, I'll admit they shouldn't even be out that late to begin with, but that's their parents' fault, that's my motto."
"B-But what if we're caught doing it?"
"Well, it's against the regulations, but the Dean always forgives me when I'm caught doing it. He says that, as long as we aren't hurting anyone, it's fine."
"The Dean approves that?-!"
"Sure thing. Sometimes we do it together, too. He is quite spry for his age, and has excellent reactions."
Shizuna fanned herself with a hand. "That... That, I've got to see it..."
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Mahora Game Center.
Shizuna groaned to herself as she mechanically tapped at the buttons of her side of the Arcade machine, while next to her, Chie blasted enemy ships at left and right like... a pro. A crowd of amazed youngsters surrounded them, gasping at Chie's impossibly high scores.
"See?" Chie told her at some point. "I make a killing every night with the bets! And like I said, the youngsters love me!"
"... I'm starting to understand why you haven't married either..."
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Jul 17 2012, 10:04 AM
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The Best Part of a Strategy
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He felt soft hands patting his cheeks, then slapping them, finally forcing him to regain awareness, pulling himself, painfully, out of wonderful dreams about Alice.
"Ungh?" he gurgled, feeling too dizzy to masterfully quote Lewis Carroll.
Fasalina and Michael Garret stood over him, apparently after dragging or carrying him a long way from the spot of his encounter with the Jabberwocky, since he didn't remember being knocked out between bushes and behind trees, with a mad wind howling around.
"Mister Tetch, it's time to go, " Michael urged him. "Lady Amagasaki has betrayed the objectives. The project has failed completely."
The shorter, older man bristled. "Lies and slander! How could the gracious Red Queen of Hearts fail? Her designs over life and death are impossible to reject! I'll have your head cut off over this!"
Without a word, a stone faced Michael pointed at the monsters rampaging around the lake and the heroes fighting them everywhere, with an obviously insane naked Chigusa floating above it all screaming.
Mad Hatter gulped down the dry knot in his throat. "On second thought, she is not wearing red, so she cannot possibly be the Red Queen, " he made the excuse on the fly. "I have been a fool, but then again, I am only a poor hatter! Tell me, my boy, where are we going now?"
As Fasalina dutifully set a series of glowing cylinders covered by runes in a circle on the ground around them, the red-haired young man pressed a few buttons on a control device. "Home, " he said. "I regret not being able to gather your men in time to escape with us, but..."
Hatter waved a hand dismissively. "A ship of fools will always sink, my dears. Let us sail away from it."
He was delusional and deranged, but no one survived long in the Gotham underworld (or Gotham in general) without being an oportunist pragmatic.
"Very well, " Michael said, as Fasalina herded them together into the middle of the circle, tightly. "You will feel an abrupt jump, Mr. Tetch, " he warned. "Try not panicking over it, or over what we will see when we arrive."
"Will it be any worse than this?" Hatter asked.
"Not even close to this, " Michael replied honestly.
"Then, boy, let's go down, down the rabbit hole!"
Michael pressed the main button on his device, and the cylinders bathed the whole marked area with an intense white light, burning themselves off to useless crisps in the proccess.
When the light died down, all three of them had vanished from sight completely.
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Jul 17 2012, 06:54 PM
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Special! Baka Rangers no More?-! Part 1
In the latest chapter of Unequally Rational and Emotional, Doctor Kodansha kidnapped Professor Akamatsu, the Baka Rangers' mentor, in a bid to gain control over his creations. The Baka Rangers set out to rescue the Professor, but Dr. Kodansha's most loyal soldier, the Fairy Tail-bot, vanquished them easily with his cursed Sword of Cliches. Now, with the Baka Rangers defeated and with the Fairy Tail-bot ready to strike them down for good, will anyone be able to survive?-!
"Halt!" a tall and curvy figure clad in red appears before everyone, followed by five others standing under the intense, faces-obscuring sunset light until they step closer, one by one. "In the Name of Justice, we will not allow this! The MILF Rangers have arrived! Mothers In Lifelong Fighting! The Red Leader of Calamity, MILF Red, has arrived!"
"Starring into hundreds of fanfics despite being dead all along! MILF Yellow has arrived! Like my so— uh, a boy I know, would say, Believe It!"
"Confusing you all into submission with my moral stance! The Empress of Mecha! The Greatest Sentai Fighter of Britannia! MILF Black has arrived!"
"Sometimes I'm a kind hearted mother! Sometimes I'm a heartless scheming scientist! And sometimes I'm a gigantic mechanic monstrosity! But all those are just disguises! My true identity is the MILF of Mind Screw, MILF Blue...!"
"Carrying the sword of honor and justice! Even if it's my own son being unworthy and unmanly, I won't hesitate to force him into seppuku! So what if my views are dated, I'm MILF Pink!"
"... Why she gets to finish her speech...?" Makie whined under the Fairy Tail-bot's heel.
"The Sixth Ranger of tragic origins! Here so otaku can fap to Ilya-chan's image without guilt feelings! Noble heart, Urobuchi-tested and true! MILF White...!"
They all struck a pose together. "MILF Rangers!"
The Baka Rangers and the Fairy Tail-bot all blinked.
"... No, really, " Baka Red groaned. "Couldn't they send anyone but the Granny Squad?"
"Hey, I've got more hot fan artwork than all of you put together!" MILF Yellow protested.
"Like Hell you can be doing this!" Baka Red protested. "You're dead! And you too! You were erased from existence! You are trapped in a giant robot! And you... well, what's the deal with you, after all?"
Arika shrugged. "Who knows. I never was told either."
"Anyway, " Baka Red said, "Even if you weren't dead, you'd be better finally seeing your children instead of trying to steal our limelight! You went and left them all alone and with serious psychological troubles!"
"Just because one of them is a homicidally inclined Loli, one of them is a child with heavy Survivor Traumas and guilt complex, one of them is a megalomaniac with a sister complex, one of them is a loudmouth idiot, one of them is an overcompensating macho poser and one of them is a spinless wimp, it doesn't mean they need us 24/7..." MILF Blue said. "What matters is we love them and trust them to make their own ways in life without us..."
"Which one was mine again? Shinji-kun?" MILF White scratched her white haired pretty head.
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Jul 18 2012, 09:50 AM
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Two Clown Princesses in Amber
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"Out of all the miserable, no-good, no-life cosplayers and geeks I've met in this country..." Sailor Uranus began, hissing madly.
"HEY!" Chisame called out from where she and Ayaka were protecting Negi.
"... you have to be the worst!" Harley ignored her, continuing with a jab to the Joker's face. "Harlot! Wannabe! No-class skank! Your existence is a spit on Puddin's face!"
"Wait! What..." the female Joker blocked her next punch with a forearm, and winced from the intense pain. Someone had been eating spinach. "Harley, don't tell me that's you!"
"Bwah?" Quinn intelligently asked, before just kicking Joker in the chest. "Okay, creep man-face witch! Spill the beans, and your guts too! How didja know that? You some sort of hideous stinky stalker, ain'tcha?"
Matoi could not sneeze on account of being a block of ice. And not being hideous or stinky either. You can lower the axe, SCM.
The Kampfer retaliated with a fist to Uranus' face. "I'm the Joker, you dimwitted bimbo!"
"Yeah, right!" Harley kicked her once more. "Like I haven't been naked in bed with Mistah J!"
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" everyone else cried.
She just went on, undeterred. "True, he might not have the biggest—"
"That'll be enough!" Joker punched her in the mouth. "And you never complained!"
Quinn actually bit the skin off her knuckles, savagely, making her scream. And she added, "—funny bone, but he's still quite a man, and the only manly thing about you is your ugly horse face!"
"UGLY?-!" Joker swung her golden shovel and banged it down on Uranus' head, with a loud twacking sound. A normal human would have died instantly. The Sailor Senshi barely went dizzy, muttering about Toto and Kansas. "I'll show you ugly! I was transformed, you nincompoop! Useless tart! Treacherous cretin! Harlequin Romance Novels Reader! Seeds for brains! Annoying load!"
"Okay, now you're kinda sounding like Puddin', but still!" Harley punched Joker again. POW! "Skeletic hyena!"
In turn, Joker punched her again. BIFF! "Incompetent loon!"
In trade, Harley punched her again. ZOK! "Guano breath!"
She punched Harley again. WHAM! "Doped-up koala!"
Harley paused, her eyes popping out. "D-Doped-up koala? But... But that's our secret, private..."
Joker punched her again another time. THROKK! "That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time, imbecile! If you changed, why couldn't I? Anything you do, I can do it ten times better! Including being..." and she posed in a creepily cute way, speaking in high pitched falsetto, "... a pretty befriending Magical Girl soldier!"
Then Joker felt someone tapping on her shoulder from behind. She turned around with an annoyed groan. "Okay, who wants to die now?"
A highly familiar black gloved fist impacted on her face.
Across the battleground, Yuuna, Chisame, Negi, Ayaka, Makie, the Harunas, the Nodokas, Yue, the Setsunas, Misa, Sakurako, the Chamos, Deadpool, Neo Moon, Pluto, Neptune, Croc, Scarface, Haruka, Skuld, Keiichi and Sora all took a moment to clap. After some clueless confusion, Satomi clapped as well, seeing Shiina was doing it.
Kerberos scratched his head. "Something that happened while I was in the book?"
"Joker..." Batman said ominously, looming over his downed foe.
Joker pointed up at him and accused Harley, "See? See? He recognizes me! That's the proof of true lov—URRKK!"
"Dastardly dick! Rat bastard! More two-faced than Harvey!" Harley began kicking her time and time again. "The galls of you, leaving me back at Gotham for months while you gallivanted around the world and got yourself a sex change operation! When I told you you didn't have to worry about its size, you shoulda listened! When you asked me what Ivy had that you didn't, and I said 'Nothing', you shoulda listened! Men are all the same! Selfish, self conceited, stupid—- Ahhhh—-"
"Jerks?" Misa offered.
"JERK!" Harley echoed, restarting the kicks twofold, and waving her arms around so crazily even the hell spawns were backing away from her area. "You have broken my heart into so many pieces I wouldn't care if the freaking world ended in this very second!"
Her darling gurgled. "It wasn't an operation..." she protested, but right then...
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Jul 19 2012, 02:31 PM
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"W-Who are you?" Chisame asked.
The newcomer posed petulantly, but in such a way she distillated forbidden, raw charm and sophistication. "Me? I am this world's greatest boon to men and women! I am the Temptress, a magical siren here to make..." and she purred, craning her neck so her face was way closer to Chisame and Negi's, "... your wildest dreams come true."
"BWEH!" Negi managed to gasp despite having half of his throat rigid and cold.
"Or, maybe, just to help save your lives, " whimsically, she turned around on her heels, a flap of the wind lifting enough of her short skirt to show her racy pink underwear. All those watching stiffened in place. Acting as if she didn't know it, she subtly shifted her hips around to show more flesh. As she did so, she evaluated the situation around them. "Hmmmmm. The Nifelheim Ssytem is working overtime tonight, I see. No problem, anyway. It's just like cancelling a really big bank withdrawal..."
"W-What are you talking about?" demanded Ayaka.
Temptress put a finger on her own lips, looked back over her shoulder at the blonde, and winked an eye to her. "Relax, Class Rep. Let me handle this, will you? You just sit back and enjoy the show..."
Ayaka recoiled despite herself. "What..."
Temptress lifted a small hand up, and tiny circles of light reminiscent of translucid, glowing buttons, appeared before her. She began pressing them quickly, introducing a sequence of sorts on them. "Watch carefully, Chisame-chan, " she playfully instructed. "This could come handy for you, someday..."
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Jul 20 2012, 03:03 PM
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Preview. Damn, without my own computer I just don't have the time to post long things anymore. I hope to get it back soon or I'll go crazy.
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Down in the bowels of Nifelheim, or rather, up in the bowels of Nifelheim, with it being in Venus and all of that, once again, the alarms began to ring madly.
"Now what?" Nora grunted, looking over Raim's shoulder. "Don't tell me it's that insane woman making more calls. At this point, even her sould and everyone in her lineage's wouldn't be enough..."
"Actually, someone is hacking into the systems and cancelling all the operations one by one, faster than we can set firewalls!" Raim answered nervously, typing as fast as she could. "Looks like we've been set a viral expansion program faster than anything we've been dealt before!"
Nora scowled. "Do you think it's Heaven siccing Ireul on us?"
"Negative. Not only it'd break the treaty, but the patterns aren't the same. This set of programs doesn't seem to be a living entity, but a set of magical waves pulsing through our Net. Besides, our intel says Heaven is too busy right now dealing with a defection."
Making a mental note of looking into that last detail later, Nora asked, "Can you protect the rest iof the mainframe, at least?"
"We have just done that, " Haqua breathed easier now, "But all the Amagasaki contracts seem to be goners."
Nora looked at the screens depicting the situation around Lake Biwa, and then frowned before shrugging her shoulders. "An acceptable loss. After all, it looks like Amagasaki won't be in conditions to honor any agreement for long."
At the site itself. Temptress laughed as the circles opened again, one by one, at a very fast rate, under the massive demons left standing. "Ah ha ha hee hee! Oh, I have still got the touch!" she ran two fingers down her throat and until they touched her cleavage. "It makes me feel so accomplished and hot!" She pumped her hips up to thrust her butt upwards a bit, her fake cat tail bouncing in place. "Am I great, or what...?"
"I think someone's trying to overcompensate..." Sakurako whispered to Hakase, who only nodded dumbly. Seeing Satomi's absent expression fixed on the girl, she added, "Satomi-chan!"
"Huh? What? I'm only in awe of the unexplained ability she is displaying! I have got to learn how she does that! Yes, I'll have to take her to my laboratory... maybe strap her to a table... strip her down to probe her... and..."
"Is that standard scientific procedure?"
"Of course it is."
"You never did it while studying my luck powers!"
"Oh, I thought you would be offended by the idea, but she... she apparently is the type of person that doesn't get offended by anything..."
"Well, I guess you are right there..."
"Uh-huh..."
"Satomi-chan?"
"I wouldn't mind if you probed me that way, either..."
"Uh-huh, that's great, Temptress-san..."
"I'M SAKURAKO, SATOMI-CHAN!"
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Jul 20 2012, 03:34 PM
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Adding Temptress to a certain list ...
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"Hello! I'm Rurin, the Magical Mouse! My favorite food is cheese! My favorite pastimes are tormenting cats and facilitating romance! I have the power to bind the souls of guys who mistreat women to the depths of hell and subject them to everlasting karmic suffering! Isn't that cute? Pleased to meet you!" -- Rurin, the Magical Mouse, Magical Patissiere Kosaki-chan.
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Jul 21 2012, 09:07 AM
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The list of people Chisame said that knew Negi's secret in URAE Lemon 1? I don't know if she'd mention that to Chizuru and Natsumi yet, since just mentioning it would cause the girls to ask a lot of questions in a direction Chisame isn't ready to answer on, at all, yet...
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Jul 22 2012, 11:59 AM
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Oboy. Whee.
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"I can't believe it or understand it, but it's working!" Misa gasped as the circles of light began swallowing the Kaiju back down, forcefully, amidst roars of surprise and rage.
"Thank goodness!" Sora sighed aloud. "M-Maybe we can escape this alive after all!"
"I hope so, yes..." a worried Skuld hummed, consulting her instruments once more. The power readings all around them seemed to be going drastically, but there were several factors still at play that concerned her. "A Servant. A Servant, of all things, right here and now..."
Makie gave her a curious glance. "Servant? Like a maid? She isn't dressed as one..."
"Not that kind of Servant, dummy, " Skuld pouted. "A Servant is a Heroic Spirit given physical shape, a being of great power summoned upon this world to fight on a Master's behalf to... Oh, never mind! I don't want to go over this with you, much less now!"
"Ah! You're mean, Skuld-chan!"
"We barely know each other! Spare me the '-chan' treatment! Since I'm your Master, if you want to call me something, call me Skuld-sama!"
"But it'd feel weird, calling a girl younger than me like that..."
"I'm not any younger than you!"
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Jul 23 2012, 09:25 AM
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The Showstopper
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And then the skies themselves seemed to roar, with a voice made of a thousand thunders, all at once. Everyone's eyes tilted upwards, as they beheld the arrival of a small figure hovering high above the lake and surrounded by powerful cracks of electricity and, above it all, bursts and whirls of chilling, snowy wind. Long blond hair snaked in the tumultuous air, while an icy yet loud laughter resounded even over the deafening sounds of the storm.
"HA! HA! HAH!" every boom of the arrogant laugh echoed all across the landscape. "What do I see beneath me? Nothing but vermin, small and big alike, scurrying all around! But all of them are just as pathetic to me, regardless of size! Despair, cretins, weaklings, low and laughable scum! For the Queen of Darkness herself has arrived to squash you under her heel!"
Joker stared up in reluctant admiration. "She has style."
"Does any of you know her?" asked Sailor Uranus.
"Evangeline-san!" Sailor Mercury gasped.
"Friend of yours, or enemy?" Uranus asked again.
"N-No, I don't even know her!" the other Senshi denied. "I just read on her... on the Internet!"
"Oh," the pigtailed blonde said. "So, you browse often for Lolita porn? And they call me icky."
"W-What are you talking about?-!" protested the Senshi of Mercury.
"Well, just look at the way she dresses! You can't tell me she doesn't do porn!"
Hansel rubbed his chin. "I don't know, I don't remember her from our time in the business..." He noticed the way those nearby but his sister looked at him now. "What?"
Joker turned back to Batman, who was too busy containing some last remaining arachnid demons to punch him/her again. "Isn't this the part where you bust up this vile ring of vice and punch its leader's teeth out?"
"Shut up," the Bat growled. "That girl is older than all of us put together."
"Suuuure she is. I never thought you of all people would fall under those excuses...!"
Batman managed to spare an elbow hit in the jaw for her, even in the heat of the moment.
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Jul 23 2012, 09:57 AM
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Tales from Mundus Magicus: Confrontation
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"I have come for you, Magic Knights!" bellowed the dark witch while striding fearlessly into the armory, her high heels clicking loudly on the cracked floor. Alcyone. Elite mage for Zagato. Mage killer. Highly out of their novice league. "Face your death with honor! Come to me, and I will deliver swift release!"
"I'm no Magic Knight, just a humble pickle!" Motsu scrambled away for cover desperately, not that she even noticed him, carrying happily clueless Shichimi on his back. "And this isn't no pickle season at all, in a good way!"
"I thought you were a frog, nya?" Shichimi purred while waving her fluffy tail.
"This isn't no frog season either!" Motsu cried.
Drawing long twin blades out, Presea leaped into Alcyone's way. "Vile intruder! You'll better have a very good reason to destroy private property on neutral grounds!"
"Neutral?" Alcyone scoffed, with a haughtily amused chortle. "I know you are hiding enemies to Lord Zagato's cause, weaponsmith. Deliver the Magic Knights to me, and I will be gracious enough to leave in peace."
Hiding behind a turned table, Tsuwabuki and Hikaru drew short, eager breaths, looking around for a way out. In the mayhem, they had lost sight of Nanami and Yukino. That was driving the boy nearly crazy, but Hikaru's small hand pressed over his mouth kept him from screaming.
At the opposite side of the large room, Nanami, Yukino and Derflinger were trapped between a topple stand and a pile of felled suits of armor. The blonde kept the sword firmly grabbed, while the Mahora student breathed erratically, covering herself with the shiny round shield as best as she could. They watched expectantly how both older women faced each other.
"Leave," was all Presea said.
"I see you don't deny having the Knights here," Alcyone observed calmly. "Don't forfeit your life over them. Guru Clef will not come to your aid."
"What have you done to him?"
"The same thing I will do to you, should you fail to comply," she threatened. "My patience is finished. And this is my final warning!"
Presea's eyes grew narrow. "Either leave or give an actual reason why you won't leave. That is all I have to say."
Alcyone thrusted a hand ahead and chanted, "Blood of Babylon Code Holic!"
In the middle of her activation, Presea charged at her with her swords. Alcyone's other hand blurred, grabbing one of Presea's wrists and twisting it around, even as her adversary, ignoring the snapping crackle sound and the abject ensuing pain, swung her other weapon, and cut on one of Alcyone's flanks.
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Jul 24 2012, 08:51 AM
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Preview Snippet. I'll cover the hole with Sukuna's defeat after I see SCM's own endgame plan.
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"Wow, that was awesome, Eva-chan!" Yuuna said as she rushed next to Eva, who was softly landing on her bare feet on the grass. "You're just so badass!"
The tiny blonde smirked arrogantly. "Of course I am! Although I prefer less crude terms to address my magnificence, such as 'incredible', 'awe-inspiring' or 'sensational'!"
"How about 'way cool'?" Asuna asked.
"That'll work fine too."
"Um, just in case, though, you are the good Eva-chan, aren't you?" Sakurako asked her.
"You idiot!" the vampire growled. "There is no such thing as a 'good' Evangeline Mc Dowell! Haven't you just witnessed my cruelty?"
"Cruelty? But you have just saved our lives, Eva-chan!" Makie said, also coming closer to her.
Skuld poked her Ministra on a shoulder. "Oi, you shouldn't press on that subject with her..."
"That was just an unfortunate side result of my evil and bloodthirsty actions!" Eva snapped. "I only came here to dispense a humbling and merciless defeat on another living being!"
"Um, yeah, but still, you aren't the same Eva who attacked us at the manor, are you?" Misa pressed on.
"That beautiful but inferior vampire? HAH! I left her buried under tons of ice! That's the fate of anyone who crosses the great, one and only Evangeline AK Mc Dowell! Even if she's Evangeline AM Mc Dowell!"
"Dammit, not even having mercy on yourself. Now that's being harsh..." Misa admitted.
"I told you so," Eva smiled, with a manicured hand on her own chest. "If we both had been just as actually powerful, this world would have exploded, unable to hold such combined might..."
The girls sweatdropped, all silently agreeing she had gone too far in her boasting now.
The Chachamarus landed behind her. "Chachamaru!" Satomi said, running to the encounter of her creation. "The nervous impulses transmiting my sensations of relief go overboard at the sight of your wellbeing!"
Misa looked at Sakurako and gave her an exhasperated "Ah?"
"'My heart beats faster in relief seeing you're okay'," Shiina translated. "But Eva-chan, you have to come with us! Maybe you can help us with Negi-kun too! He's kinda sick, his body is freezing, and nothing we do seems to stop it, and if this keeps up, he might--!"
"Damn it, I've told you already, I didn't anything to hel-- Ah? What has happened to Boya? He's my permanent ticket out of Mahora! If you bimbos allowed anything to happen to him, I'm going to wringle it off your hides!"
"I'm sure he'll be fine, Mc Dowell-san," the other Karakuri told her. "You don't need to angst over him..."
"Over HIM?-! Shouldn't you be at your Master's own side anyway?-! Keep pushing me and I'll set you in an iceberg next to hers and set you sailing for the North Pole!"
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Jul 24 2012, 12:22 PM
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A sneak peek of the next spotlight subplot for URAE, once the current Rayearth situation is wrapped up for the time being, and before we jump back into the Rito-Lala-Haruna-Yue situation. Negi and 3-A won't be the only ones returning to Mahora, and in their own way back, Takane, Mei and 3-F run into a certain HIME trouble...
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It was a bright, beautiful, glorious late morning.
Sakura Mei took a short light nap, sitting on the cruise's deck and resting her head against a stoical looking Takane's arm. The days spent with Naru Oneechan and her friends had been truly taxing, and she had been eager to return to the relative calm and quiet of Mahora Academy. Takane's group had joined them on the boat, and the younger student had been overjoyed to meet her Sempai and Magistra again. It didn't matter if it had been just a few days; she still had thrown herself into Takane's arms in such a way most of Class 3-F had chuckled knowingly, while Itoshiki-sensei just looked aside uncomfortably.
Takane had been mortified, of course, but she still couldn't hold any grudge against dear sweet Mei. And in any event, she had not lost her clothes in public yet. As a matter of fact, she had not suffered any incidents of that kind during her whole class trip. She had a feeling her luck was changing, and that had her in a relatively good mood.
She was staring now at a younger girl at a lower part of the deck, who was walking over to an even younger red-haired boy sitting on a bench, next to an expressionless taller girl around the same age as the first one. The taller girl had very dark skin and short curly hair, and wore glasses, plus an Ohtori Academy uniform. Those skirts were short, not that Takane was taring at those long, dark skinned legs, or at the other girl's rather buxon chest....
The walking girl stopped next to the boy. She had short orange hair and shiny blue eyes, and smiled gently at the kid, who had to be around two or three years older than Negi-sensei. "Here, Takumi-kun, Anthy-chan," she said, handing each one of them a can of Pepsi.
"Oh, thank you, Oneechan!" the boy said sincerely, as the other girl accepted her can as well with a submissive "Thank you, Mai-sama."
The 'Mai' girl sat down at the boy's other said, while a strange and tiny animal resembling a miniature monkey crawled up onto one of the dark skinned female's shoulders. "So, how are you feeling, Takumi-kun?"
"I'm fine, really, Oneechan," he said. "I can feel this hotter weather is feeling already better than Ohtori's. We took the right decision coming by boat..." he said, taking in a deep breath of salty air.
"Okay, if you say so," her older sister nodded vaguely. "I'm just worried we got accepted in Mahora so sudden and quickly," Now that part interested Takane. "I almost feel like they're playing a prank on us. I keep fearing they'll just send us back as soon as we arrive..."
"Oniisama would never lie... on such a matter," the Anthy girl said simply, allowing the monkey thing to drink from her can. "You should relax and enjoy the trip while we can, Mai-sama."
"While we can?" her friend frowned. "What do you mean with--"
Then, however, they were distracted by the yells of the sailors across the other side of the ship's board. "Look!" one of them was yelling. "See? I told you, there's something floating there, and it looks like a body!"
"Huh?" Mai tilted her head in that direction, puzzled, and looked away at the sea's surface. Takane followed her cue instantly. "Now what's going on..." she said, and then saw...
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