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Unequally Rational And Emotional Thread; It's Negima with Everything Else Added!
Topic Started: Apr 15 2012, 06:40 PM (11,694 Views)
OverMaster
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Bonus: The Many, Most of Them Ridiculous, Names of the Unequally Verse.

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CAVEAT: Most of these names are only hypothetical titles these franchises would receive IF they ever got their own full fledged stories set in the Unequally Universe. A few of them just might.

Mahou Sensei Negima: Unequally Rational and Emotional.

Love Hina: Lovingly Resented, Hatefully Cherished.

AI Love You: The Wonderfully Lovable Comical Tragedy of Man and Machine.

Azumanga Daioh: Slice Of Life With Tartar Sauce And Fried Rice.

Adventure Time: Unequally Time with Fionna and Jake.

My-Hi ME: The Thirteen Shadows who Danced.

The World God Only Knows: Divinity is a Group Effort.

Ah my Goddess: Even if the Skies Burned and Fell.

Code Geass: Not a Ripoff! Nina Einstein of 2814.

Deadpool: The Further Adventures of the Man who Deflowered Nekane Springfield. (And Deadpool!)

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun: A Certain Unexpected Child of the Atom.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: And Then, She Asked Me, "Would You Like a New Face?"

Bleach: The Dead March with Style.

Queen's Blade: A Swords and Sorcery Tale no One Should Ever Read.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: Distress is its Own Reward- An Unequally Spinoff.

Black Lagoon: All my Favorite Words Start with F.

Excel Saga: La Teoria no es lo Mismo que la Practica.

Pinky and the Brain: As Many Nights as it Takes.

Freezing: No Wonder It's Freezing! It's Bare!

Girls und Panzer: The Proud Wild Anglefish, in its Natural Habitat.

Batman: Insane Enough It Could Work- A Chronicle of the Batman.
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Not Me This Time!

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Ruiko Saten, with a mischievous smirk on her lips, carefully approached her prey from behind. Her thin fingers itched and twitched, but her breathing kept itself low and silent despite her manic eagerness. Her prey was, as usual, blissfully unaware, even as she came close enough to touch her. Saten's hand reached over, ready to flip the fabric of the skirt up, to enjoy the shrill cute sound Uiharu-chan would make next, to...

Then, as a tired Negi-sensei was trudging down the path on his way back from training, with Chisame and Matoi marching behind, he sneezed while they passed behind them.

A split second later, Saten froze. Matoi, with the stealth and skill of a seasoned stalker, breathed in sharply, then jumped back with Negi and Chisame, covering their mouths and ducking into a bush a fraction of a moment before Uiharu turned back. Being between her and Negi, Saten had taken the blunt of the strange strong draft they had just felt, and now she just stood there, unmoving, her hand milimeters away from Uiharu's fluttering skirt.

Uiharu blinked several times, taking a puzzled look at the bare lower section of her long haired friend's body.

"Um, Saten-chan?" she warily asked. "Why aren't you wearing anything under your shir--"

Saten made a loud shrill sound Uiharu found rather cute.
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Saten's Quest, Part 1.

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Okay, so her attempt late last day with Uiharu-chan had gone mysteriously wrong. Maybe it was a sign from Heavens. Maybe she'd better pick a different target this time.

She found it near the fountains during lunch break. She looked like the same shy type as Uiharu-chan- glasses, petite, unremarkable, unlikely to beat her up... that, and she was too distracted chatting with her admittedly attractive friend with sandy blond hair.

Saten came closer with the skill of a hunting panther, and flipped the meganeko's skirt up.

Sawada Mio and Momioka Risa turned back to look at Saten and then, very slowly, flashy terrifying matching crooked grins.

"Oooohh! One of us! And SO PRETTY, too!"

"First dibs! She picked ME first!"

"Ah! Don't run away! We know a perfectly safe place behind the basketball courts!"

"Damn, she's fast!"

"Come back here! Don't tease if you aren't going to deliver, geez!"

As she ran, Saten wondered if she hadn't been born out of her time, in an age where perversion had sadly consumed simple harmless trolling for good...
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Saten's Quest, Part 2!

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Okay. This girl looked far safer to tackle. Passive looking. All by herself. A bland, boring, face. Plenty of zits, so she wouldn't be the flirty and vampish type, nor the popular type that would ruin Saten's admittedly already low reputation to retaliate.

That, and she was so distracted with her laptop, she surely wouldn't even notice when she reached over and took a quick hold of—-

A very dangerous and unsettling sound cut through the air.

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—!

Saten spun around and, with a gulp, found a pair of dark, ominous eyes fixed squarely on hers. The short and slim girl the eyes belonged to loomed over Saten warningly, her fingers clenching in and out as if to strangle.

Scared out of her wits, Saten backed away very quickly and dashed into the campus, deciding to look for her next Uiharu-chan elsewhere.

Hasegawa Chisame looked back. "Matoi? What was that?"

Her stalker-not-a-friend smiled gently. "Nothing at all, Chisame-sama!"

"Uh. Must have been imagining things, " Chisame went back to work on her laptop. Information about the Einzbern family was proving to be frustratingly difficult to find, even in the Maginet.

After a silent moment of doubt, Matoi looked down at Chisame's shapely behind, and then, on a whim she couldn't resist, flipped Hasegawa's short skirt up
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Saten's Quest, Part 3.

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Fine, this one looked promising. A delicate looking new arrival to the school, a frail blond Oujo followed around by a young maid. No doubt a pampered little girl who would just act frazzled and mortified, and never dare telling anyone.

Saten quickly snuck behind the strolling blonde at a distant corner of the Sakura Boulevard, and flipped her skirt up. "Welcome to—! Ahhhh, " her jaw slacked a bit down, seeing how the beautiful newcomer was wearing tight white briefs under her skirt.

The blonde turned around shiftily, as the maid conveniently shifted around to continue standing behind her, her pale face betraying no change or expression. As the blonde faced her, a final flutter of the skirt allowed Saten to take a glimpse of the voluminous package firmly restricted by the front of the whiteys.

Saten's right eyebrow quivered.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my..." the blonde smiled, with a hand on a cheek, in a way that made Saten very nervous. "How do you do, young miss?" she bowed. "I am Shidou Mariya from High School 2-G, just transferred from Ame No Kisaki. And I'm afraid you have just seen something you really shouldn't have—"

Elsewhere in the Academy, one Miyamae Kanako perked up. "Why do I feel like I just dodged a bullet?"

"Shut up and keep kissing me..." Honsho (not Naba!) Chizuru whispered, pulling her back into the bush they were occupying...

"Hey, keep it low there, will you!" Narutaki Fuuka shouted from the next bush, while Fumika whimpered in toe curling pleasure.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

Finally, Kanako gets a break! THANK YOU! For that alone, THANK YOU!

I'm pretty sure they all get together afterwards to have drinks or something while they have a play by play blow...
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/shanejayell_fanfiction
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

Wait, as I understand it, Kanako is looking for a committed relationship. Are we going to see her trying to court free-spirit Honsho (not Naba!) Chizuru?
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Yes.

Orihime is going to actually try and ship them together just to get Chizuru off herself...
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

It's details like that that make URAE fun…
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And ones that utterly baffle me. I gotta give you props for how well-read you are; at this point I'm having to turn to Google nearly once a chapter just to figure out who's speaking, and discovering animes I've never even heard of.
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OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!

At least the campus's isn't lifeless and empty. OTHER things besides the Negima plot happen. It's all organic and stuff.
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Yes, I'm just a little intimidated; it's like I need a master's degree in anime just to open this thread. :D
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I can understand that sentiment. That being said you could do what I do and just learn about those ones that interest you and treat the rest at face value. I'll admit I probably miss more than a few jokes cause of it but its still fun to read.

That being said you have to give Kudos to OM for somehow succeding in tying it all together quite well. Imagining what a relationship chart of this Fanfiction would be like is...intimidating.
All good things
Must come to an end,
And today I said goodbye
To my very best friend.

The house will seem so still,
Now that he's gone.
There'll be no one to wake me up
To go outside at dawn.
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Hey! I've been helping too!
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