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Noodle Incident! The Game; A game of Noodle Incidents
Topic Started: Jun 4 2012, 07:44 PM (404 Views)
Shadow Crystal Mage
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For when we're incredibly bored or just thought of something. We put in a one or two line description that sounds like the last line of a long story about a noodle incident. No particular reason, just that's it's sometimes funny and we might need our creative juices flowing. some examples from The Other Thread are:

•"...And that was the last time we let Makie pilot a giant robot..."
•"...in retrospect, the Academy-wide paintball game was a bad idea..."
•"...and that's how we averted the Holy Grail War happening in Mahora by using the Philosphy Club..."
•"...and when the smoke cleared, Misora was never put in charge of catering again. The prince of Dubai stopped sending assassins eventually though..."
•"...ironically, despite wearing a burka, Evangeline was the only one in the completely naked school cited for public indecency because the College of Law succesfully argued that for the 12 hours of Mahorafest, the norms for public decency had changed..."
•"...And that was the last time anyone fucked with the Strolling Club."
"The strolling club then had to resort to fucking itself and... well, everyone knows about the widely publicized Narutaki sex scandal..."
•"Not since the war between the Lacrosse Team and the Origami Club has Mahora been witness to so much tragic loss of young life."
•"— and that's why now, fourteen years later, half of our students are named Springfield. I told you you wouldn't like the explanation."
•"...and that's how Ostia came to lead in the fields of ovarian reproduction and stem cell research. And all because Queen Asuna lost a cointoss to her lover Ayaka..."
•"To this day, once a year, the staff and students of Mahora hold a vigil in memory of that dark time when Yotsuba Satsuki lost her temper."
•"All in all, the first comprehensive test of Sakurako's abilities could have gone much worse."
•".... and that was why we never allowed Asakura, Haruna, and Misora to be in the same room again while unsupervised. Even ten years later, the Queen of England still hasn't called off MI 6."
I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!!!!!!
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Hyp3rB14d3
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Not secretly a sentient cat
"And that's why Negi isn't allowed to watch Super Sentai anymore."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna pick the movie for movie night."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna pick the book for the class reading assignment."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna design the class float for the parade."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna make her own float for the parade."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna suggest new uniform designs."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna get ahold of Negi's lesson plans."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna take Negi to a comic convention unsupervised."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna take Negi to the movies unsupervised."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna write a movie script for a class project."
"And that was the last time we let Haruna make a movie for a class project unsupervised."
"And that was the last time we let the Baka Rangers pilot an airship."
Ryouga Quest
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Cygnus
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Konoka of the Dark

-"To this day, I have NO IDEA how Konoka did that thing with the banana. Setsuna won't tell me, she won't stop blushing."
-"And that is why you should never mention the name 'Vanitas' to Tsukuyomi or Setsuna ever again."
-"And that's why mentioning Dr. Eggman gives Misora triggers."
-"You should remain unaware of the damage Konoka can do with a single phone."
-"And that's how Satsuki stopped World War III."
-"In hindsight, Konoka teaching Setsuna how to troll was the most horrifying thing to happen in the last ten years. I'm not even sure if the Lifemaker could recover from that."
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Creature of the Deep

"None of us ever expected Misa and Madoka to be the ones who KO'd the Rakan and Albiero tag team."

"Now we know that when Chizuru starts babbling about the stars being right, you damn well listen, and not because she might get you with her leek otherwise."
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Wits, magic, and hardboiled monologues.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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"… and that's how the model UN tried to take over the school."
"… needless to say, Natsumi no longer models for the art club."
"… and it seemed to be going well until Chachamaru walked up holding the rubber chicken and wondering what it was doing out of the go-cart."
"… and that was the last time we let 3-A patent anything."
"… and thus, paintball has since been forbidden on campus."
Edited by Shadow Crystal Mage, Jan 5 2013, 06:10 AM.
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"Fifteen injured, with three needing hospitalization. I see the Strolling Club was feeling kind today."
"...All I am going to say is that Misora is never allowed to do that ever again. By orders of the Headmaster, Sister Shatki, and Kuzunoha-san."
"...and to this day, no one talks about what happened when Chachamaru discovered the identity of the person who was putting kittens in boxes into drainage ditches."
"...and because of that, no one talks about what happened at the last meeting of the Shotacon Club."


I'll think of more later. :D
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
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Well-Meaning Madman
"And now you know why Haruna isn't allowed to 'refresh her memory of' the Evil Overlord List."

"And that's why the Japanese government has Hakase on twelve bioterrorist watch lists."

"And that, class rep, is why Professor Springfield's in a Vietnamese prison."

"And that's how we discovered Tsukuyomi is the greatest linguist in ten worlds."

"What's that, officer? Of COURSE I have a Gundam operator's license!"

"Ever since that day, Zazie's been a babbling wreck."

"...and THAT, Professor, is why we don't let Chao and Hakase watch Tekkaman Blade, Casshern, Gatchaman, or any other anime from Tatsunoko Productions."

"And from that moment onward, Chigusa and Takane have become the most competent and successful Negi-stalkers in history."

"And Hakase said 'If Chacha's going to cause THIS much chaos every time we say no, then FINE! I'll build her a goddamn MegaMan!'"

"So ever since that time Makie went berserk, every year Rakan has to dress up and pretend to be Santa."
Let's Play Parasite Eve?

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"...and that's the last time Mahora was ever attacked by pirates."

"Reminds me of that time Evangeline was forced to hold the yearly vampire get together. It wasn't pretty."

"Moral of the story is, never let Haruna play Saints Row."

"... thus pottery wheels aren't allowed in the classroom."

"... that's when the Powerpuff Girls showed up."

"Long story short. the cafeteria is no longer allowed to have forks."
Liable to dissapear at any moment.
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Shadow Crystal Mage
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"... and that's how Tsukuyomi saved Christmas by becoming Pope..."

"... and that's how we completely destroyed Scientology..."

"...so now we're no longer allowed to show 'The Last Unicorn' on movie night, lest Mana and Zazie get emotional..."

"... and then Negi finally managed to become king by using the Sword of Omens..."
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