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Lord of The Rings by Finland; Needs more Aspergers and Polar Bears.
Topic Started: Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:52 pm (242 Views)
Miro Fortan
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Here's the first episode

Yes, it's cheap adaption of LOTR and Gollum looks like the Master of Dungeon of Doom.

WARNING: Comic Sans.
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Horse Rum
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Peter Jackson totally ripped this off, man.
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purpledrank
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Everything looked depressing and hammy. This would be hilarious to see annotated.
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Avirosb
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0:03 - OMG SAURONS NOT LITTERALLY AN EYE U GAISE
0:07 - "It abandoned Gollum. But something happened then that the Ring did not intend:
It was picked up by the wind and flown across the entire fucking Middle Ear"—Wait, what?
0:17 - So far, this seems like an accurate depiction of Finland.
0:33 - There can be only One ring to rule them all!
0:41 - "Um, I'm just the gardener..."
0:41 - "Oh man, I need a toke off the Old Toby and I need it *bad*."
0:48 - Frodo, as portrayed by David Lynch.
0:48 - Magic rings convey static electricity like nobody's business
0:48 - "What's that, Ring? 'Kill them all'?"
0:49 - "Every day above ground is a good day."
0:52 - "Is Frodo Baggins gonna have to choke a Sam?"
0:54 - I don't think I wanna know what makes this guy "merri".

1:10 - How long until a Meatloaf song kicks in?
1:14 - Ah, Konkari. What a trouper.
1:15 - So his full name is Strider Konkari Kari Väänänen? Esquire?
1:18 - Eh, he may be a Strider, but he looks more like a Boromir to me.
1:22 - "You, me, staring contest, now!"
1:24 - "Perkele!"
1:26 - AKA some nutter we found in the gutter.
1:34 - "CGI is *how* expensive?!"
1:34 - Can't tell if make-up or chronic skin disease...
1:38 - Behold: Gollum's "O-face".
1:40 - Man, the Director has it all. Cool horse... Bitchin' smoke-beard...
1:50 - I had no idea Bilbo was affiliated with The Optical Society of America!

2:01 - So this story takes place in an alternate timeline where Sauron won and turned the Shire into dead post-apocalyptic wasteland?
2:06 - "Durr"
2:11 - "This sucks, I wish my parents would pay the ransom already."
2:21 - "...I basically saved everyone. Fuck that overrated Frodo shit. This is MY story and I'm sticking to it!"
2:33 - "...The Dark Lord Sonic coveted these rings..."
2:37 - "Wow, how original."
2:54 - "It was a cockring. Now, this is where the story gets REALLY fucked up..."

3:31 - "Sorry, we don't speak Qenya."
3:51 - "Yes, even the dwarves. Shut up."
3:53 - "Heh. Now that I think about it, that actually was kind of funny."
3:56 - Young Elijah Wood!

4:08 - So not so different from watching the movies then.
4:09 - At this pace, I can see why that would be the case.
4:21 - "-In Mortal Kombat."
4:24 - "Totally unwarranted if you ask me."
4:27 - "The king was like "Yo, Isildur; catch!" It was a good passing."
4:32 - Wait, who fell? Isildur or Elendil?

5:08 - "He was weird like that"
5:23 - Lousy damn big fish >:[
5:32 - "-and totally not because he would've drowned otherwise"
5:44 - "Little did he know that he had turned into a horror movie serial killer!"
5:59 - Meanwhile, Aragorn was somewhere else, furiously jerking off.

6:04 - "I found the Spring of Bleach."
6:10 - "Not now, I'm just not in the mood..."
6:13 - "Nix."
6:16 - "Because today it's our anniversary, silly~"
6:18 - "Dude, cut the Jack Black shtick. You're not impressing anyone."
6:25 - "Hmm, what a compelling argument. I think—NO!"
6:26 - "None of my concern. Besides, I'm dead inside. Do me a favor and put an end to my misery."
6:32 - "Remind me to never - ever - finger your butthole again."
6:46 - "Apollonia Proudfoot sends his regards!"
6:58 - So how do you know all this...?

7:04 - This story is almost as hardcore as an unaltered Grimm folk tale.
7:04 - And this is why you shouldn't let crazy uncle Sam read your children bedtime stories.
7:08 - "They have yet to rule out cannibalism. Anyhow, sweet dreams, kids."
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