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| Lord of The Rings by Finland; Needs more Aspergers and Polar Bears. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:52 pm (242 Views) | |
| Miro Fortan | Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:52 pm Post #1 |
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Peach Hooker
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Here's the first episode Yes, it's cheap adaption of LOTR and Gollum looks like the Master of Dungeon of Doom. WARNING: Comic Sans. |
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| Horse Rum | Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:20 pm Post #2 |
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Defective
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Peter Jackson totally ripped this off, man. |
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| purpledrank | Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:44 pm Post #3 |
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ass for days
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Everything looked depressing and hammy. This would be hilarious to see annotated. |
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| Avirosb | Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:20 pm Post #4 |
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0:03 - OMG SAURONS NOT LITTERALLY AN EYE U GAISE 0:07 - "It abandoned Gollum. But something happened then that the Ring did not intend: It was picked up by the wind and flown across the entire fucking Middle Ear"—Wait, what? 0:17 - So far, this seems like an accurate depiction of Finland. 0:33 - There can be only One ring to rule them all! 0:41 - "Um, I'm just the gardener..." 0:41 - "Oh man, I need a toke off the Old Toby and I need it *bad*." 0:48 - Frodo, as portrayed by David Lynch. 0:48 - Magic rings convey static electricity like nobody's business 0:48 - "What's that, Ring? 'Kill them all'?" 0:49 - "Every day above ground is a good day." 0:52 - "Is Frodo Baggins gonna have to choke a Sam?" 0:54 - I don't think I wanna know what makes this guy "merri". 1:10 - How long until a Meatloaf song kicks in? 1:14 - Ah, Konkari. What a trouper. 1:15 - So his full name is Strider Konkari Kari Väänänen? Esquire? 1:18 - Eh, he may be a Strider, but he looks more like a Boromir to me. 1:22 - "You, me, staring contest, now!" 1:24 - "Perkele!" 1:26 - AKA some nutter we found in the gutter. 1:34 - "CGI is *how* expensive?!" 1:34 - Can't tell if make-up or chronic skin disease... 1:38 - Behold: Gollum's "O-face". 1:40 - Man, the Director has it all. Cool horse... Bitchin' smoke-beard... 1:50 - I had no idea Bilbo was affiliated with The Optical Society of America! 2:01 - So this story takes place in an alternate timeline where Sauron won and turned the Shire into dead post-apocalyptic wasteland? 2:06 - "Durr" 2:11 - "This sucks, I wish my parents would pay the ransom already." 2:21 - "...I basically saved everyone. Fuck that overrated Frodo shit. This is MY story and I'm sticking to it!" 2:33 - "...The Dark Lord Sonic coveted these rings..." 2:37 - "Wow, how original." 2:54 - "It was a cockring. Now, this is where the story gets REALLY fucked up..." 3:31 - "Sorry, we don't speak Qenya." 3:51 - "Yes, even the dwarves. Shut up." 3:53 - "Heh. Now that I think about it, that actually was kind of funny." 3:56 - Young Elijah Wood! 4:08 - So not so different from watching the movies then. 4:09 - At this pace, I can see why that would be the case. 4:21 - "-In Mortal Kombat." 4:24 - "Totally unwarranted if you ask me." 4:27 - "The king was like "Yo, Isildur; catch!" It was a good passing." 4:32 - Wait, who fell? Isildur or Elendil? 5:08 - "He was weird like that" 5:23 - Lousy damn big fish >:[ 5:32 - "-and totally not because he would've drowned otherwise" 5:44 - "Little did he know that he had turned into a horror movie serial killer!" 5:59 - Meanwhile, Aragorn was somewhere else, furiously jerking off. 6:04 - "I found the Spring of Bleach." 6:10 - "Not now, I'm just not in the mood..." 6:13 - "Nix." 6:16 - "Because today it's our anniversary, silly~" 6:18 - "Dude, cut the Jack Black shtick. You're not impressing anyone." 6:25 - "Hmm, what a compelling argument. I think—NO!" 6:26 - "None of my concern. Besides, I'm dead inside. Do me a favor and put an end to my misery." 6:32 - "Remind me to never - ever - finger your butthole again." 6:46 - "Apollonia Proudfoot sends his regards!" 6:58 - So how do you know all this...? 7:04 - This story is almost as hardcore as an unaltered Grimm folk tale. 7:04 - And this is why you shouldn't let crazy uncle Sam read your children bedtime stories. 7:08 - "They have yet to rule out cannibalism. Anyhow, sweet dreams, kids." |
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