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Jack Frost (1997 Horror Movie); It's chillin' and killin'
Topic Started: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:03 pm (254 Views)
Bry
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What happens when you try to make a horror movie at the worst possible time? You get Jack Frost.

No, not the same ol' Jack Frost, but a murdering snowman that shoots icicles out of it's hands to kill people.

You haven't lived until you've seen this hamfest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-_eSWbI2A
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Horse Rum
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What the hell are those voices?
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Horse Rum
Sep 16 2013, 09:22 PM
What the hell are those voices?

At the beginning? That's supposed to be a grandfather telling his granddaughter the story. I don't think their actors are credited.

But speaking of killer snowmen, might I ask we do the sequel? It has the snowman use an ice anvil to off someone and (somehow) becomes allergic to bananas.
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We could also do Evil Santa, starring everyone's favourite jew, Bill Goldberg
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Aren't all horror movies basically hamfests? B)
Don't forget 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'.
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VonClutch
Sep 17 2013, 12:55 PM
We could also do Evil Santa, starring everyone's favourite jew, Bill Goldberg

Hey I was going to mention that.

But I was also thinking maybe we do a special intermission around the Christmas season that focuses around such stupid and shlock-fests such as these.

Assuming of course, the channel doesn't go down after that.
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NewStuffs
Sep 17 2013, 10:37 AM

Assuming of course, the channel doesn't go down after that.

Hammer nation time?
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hurpdurpmanguy
Sep 17 2013, 05:21 PM
NewStuffs
Sep 17 2013, 10:37 AM

Assuming of course, the channel doesn't go down after that.

Hammer nation time?

Sounds like a good idea. But the ultimate question is "Will that work?"
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Who even owns Jack Frost or Evil Santa?
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Revolverman
Sep 17 2013, 10:48 PM
Who even owns Jack Frost or Evil Santa?

To clarify two things:

1. Evil Santa is actually Santa's Slay (Yes, that is the title).

2. I believe Frost Bite Films Ltd. has hold on Jack, while Santa is owned by Media 8 Entertainment and Rat Entertainment.

Thing is, I'm not entirely sure they care about the movies (or if they exist anymore, for that matter).
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Don't forget the HAWAIIAN BASED SEQUEL MOVIE.
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The Finch
Sep 18 2013, 03:53 AM
Don't forget the HAWAIIAN BASED SEQUEL MOVIE.

I mentioned that one already.
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Might as well be extra cautious and put it unlisted on HNT.
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