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| Who Would Win Week 7: The DiCheads | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:49 am (256 Views) | |
| Bry | Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:49 am Post #1 |
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Please?
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Another week, another battle. This time, we're pairing up the characters from our annotated video game history! (Kevin Keene) Captain N: THE GAY MASTER! Also He'll Never See His Mother Ever Again vs Mario Mario: The Video Game Mascot Whose Company Makes Fuck Ups On Not Releasing Worthwhile Games At Launch vs Sonic The Hedgehog: The Radical Autism Attracting Blue Dude Whose Company Recently Became The Above Company's Bitch vs Link: A Narcissist Dickwad With The Least Amount of Respect For Women Let's rock. |
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| Horse Rum | Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:51 am Post #2 |
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Defective
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Sonic will win whether I vote for him or not, the cheating little bastard, so I'll play favorites and go for my man Link. He's tied with Mario for overall uselessness, but maybe Zelda will stop by and beat everyone up for him. |
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| Miro Fortan | Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:13 am Post #3 |
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Peach Hooker
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Voted with Kevin, he can turn everyone into pixel mess with his zappy gun. |
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| DAC | Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:29 am Post #4 |
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Sex Appeal Provider
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At this point, Sonic has had so many DiC incarnations that he literally has every power ever. I'd also wager that his shows has the most ass-pull nature, so he would win by sheer force of "PROPHECY." |
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| purpledrank | Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:45 am Post #5 |
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ass for days
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Kevin could easily be defeated by being forced to clean up his room |
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| MrYoshbert | Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:56 pm Post #6 |
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WE ALL ADORE-A KIA-ORA
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Kevin could just press Start on his power pad, freeze everyone, and obliterate them with the Zapper. The other three are video game characters, after all. Then again, Kevin isn't even savvy enough to use it at times when it's really needed. There goes my point. |
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| Hamsteere | Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:05 pm Post #7 |
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Nasty Nets Stock-Holder
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Mario and Link are fucking useless in their DiCterpratations, so they're off the list instantly. Sonic and Kevin are both pretty OP, but I think Kevin would probably win due to his pausing powers, SIMON BELMONT, MASTER MENTORER and the fact he doesn't have to spew a catchphrase every 10 seconds to sustain his power. |
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| Bry | Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:10 pm Post #8 |
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You forgot his infamous weapon dickery. |
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| MrGuy | Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:28 am Post #9 |
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Donkey Kong Burrel Blust
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I guess we know who the true master of spinning and winning is. |
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| RoboSheriff | Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:31 pm Post #10 |
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The Littlest Bigfoot
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Captain N has both the power pad and the zapper. Mario and Link spend so much time whining, so they'll go down fast. So it'll be a fight between Sonic and Captain N. But since Sonic has to play a song every episode, Kevin could just shoot him mid-song. |
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