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Who Would Win Week 7: The DiCheads
Captain N 7 (53.8%)
Mario 0 (0%)
Sonic 4 (30.8%)
Link 2 (15.4%)
Total Votes: 13
Who Would Win Week 7: The DiCheads
Topic Started: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:49 am (256 Views)
Bry
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Please?
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Another week, another battle. This time, we're pairing up the characters from our annotated video game history!

(Kevin Keene) Captain N: THE GAY MASTER! Also He'll Never See His Mother Ever Again
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Mario Mario: The Video Game Mascot Whose Company Makes Fuck Ups On Not Releasing Worthwhile Games At Launch
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Sonic The Hedgehog: The Radical Autism Attracting Blue Dude Whose Company Recently Became The Above Company's Bitch
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Link: A Narcissist Dickwad With The Least Amount of Respect For Women

Let's rock.
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Horse Rum
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Defective
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Sonic will win whether I vote for him or not, the cheating little bastard, so I'll play favorites and go for my man Link. He's tied with Mario for overall uselessness, but maybe Zelda will stop by and beat everyone up for him.
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Miro Fortan
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Voted with Kevin, he can turn everyone into pixel mess with his zappy gun.
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DAC
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At this point, Sonic has had so many DiC incarnations that he literally has every power ever. I'd also wager that his shows has the most ass-pull nature, so he would win by sheer force of "PROPHECY."
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purpledrank
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ass for days
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Kevin could easily be defeated by being forced to clean up his room
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MrYoshbert
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WE ALL ADORE-A KIA-ORA
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Kevin could just press Start on his power pad, freeze everyone, and obliterate them with the Zapper. The other three are video game characters, after all.

Then again, Kevin isn't even savvy enough to use it at times when it's really needed. There goes my point.
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Hamsteere
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Mario and Link are fucking useless in their DiCterpratations, so they're off the list instantly.

Sonic and Kevin are both pretty OP, but I think Kevin would probably win due to his pausing powers, SIMON BELMONT, MASTER MENTORER and the fact he doesn't have to spew a catchphrase every 10 seconds to sustain his power.
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Bry
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Hamsteere
Sep 26 2013, 09:05 AM
Mario and Link are fucking useless in their DiCterpratations, so they're off the list instantly.

Sonic and Kevin are both pretty OP, but I think Kevin would probably win due to his pausing powers, SIMON BELMONT, MASTER MENTORER and the fact he doesn't have to spew a catchphrase every 10 seconds to sustain his power.

You forgot his infamous weapon dickery.
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MrGuy
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Donkey Kong Burrel Blust
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hurpdurpmanguy
Sep 27 2013, 08:10 PM
You forgot his infamous weapon dickery.

I guess we know who the true master of spinning and winning is.
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RoboSheriff
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Captain N has both the power pad and the zapper. Mario and Link spend so much time whining, so they'll go down fast. So it'll be a fight between Sonic and Captain N. But since Sonic has to play a song every episode, Kevin could just shoot him mid-song.
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