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Topic Started: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:56 pm (641 Views)
Avirosb
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Behold this new all-encompassing (WIP) compendium of your favorite characters from all the shows we've covered! Hooray!

TEMPLATE!
Name:
AKA:
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(Description)

Nationality:
Occupation:

Likes:
Loves:
Dislikes:
Hates:

Greatest Strength:
Greatest Weakness:
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DID YOU KNOW...
-DAC


Name: Marcel "Rata" Toing
AKA: Chef Toing; Ratatoing
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Marcel Toing is a rat who works as a chef at Ratatoing, a bistro named after him.
He's a control freak, prone to hysterics, and enjoys trying to kill off his customers with
whatever food is currently available. Despite the unsanitary conditions of his restaurant,
he has managed to avoid both health inspectors and legal repercussions from his clientele ;-)

Nationality: The Marvelous City, Land of Sun and Heat (and rat problems)
Occupation: Full-time Chef; part-time scavenger and carrier of various diseases

Likes: Preparing "exotic" dishes with "special" ingredients
Loves: Food Adventures
Dislikes: Social Interaction; Not being prepared
Hates: Wacky hijinks

Greatest Strength: Makes delicious food [sic]
Greatest Weakness: Lousy Perception
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DID YOU KNOW... You can adjust the speed on the Ratatoing videos?
Watch it in x2 the way it was intended.
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Miro Fortan
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I like this idea, Rosby, need any help?
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Avirosb
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Be my guest, contributions are most welcome.
While I prefer you keep the format as similar as possible, feel free to alt it when necessary.

I'll be adding to the OP periodically.
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Miro Fortan
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Okay here's one:

Name: Manic The Hedgehog
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Manic The Hedgehog is the green one of the Prophecy Siblings,
and like them he's looking for their mother and playing in their godawful band.
He is arguably the only barely likable one of the siblings because of his laid back
attitude and is quite competent in non-overpowered way.
He has obsession with robberies and his policy is to make stealing legal.

Nationality: Mobian Hedgehog Thing
Occupation: Drummer, thief and future ruler of Mobius

Likes: Kids and Echidnas.
Loves: Crime, Drumming and crossdressing.
Dislikes: That poofy bitch Bartleby and
deserts.
Hates: 'BUTTnik, morals and bigger deserts

Greatest Strength: Incredible thievery skills
Greatest Weakness: Fucking DESERTS
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DID YOU KNOW... His singing voice still sucks
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Phasing in and out of reality.
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Name: Bubsy Bobcat
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
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Bubsy Bobcat lives in an EXTREME house in the middle of an unidentified location. (Possibly Texas.)
He shares this home with his slave pet sidekick Arnold Armadillo.
His hobbies include watching TV, attempting to perform menial tasks in an
EXTREME manner, and testing dangerous equipment for kicks.
He has been known to supervise his niece and nephew, Terri and Terry Bobcat.

Nationality: Presumably American
Occupation: A Hero for cryin' out loud!

Likes: Danger, hurting Arnold.
Loves: Himself, spouting his catchphrase.
Dislikes: Turkeys and Shrews, failing at being a hero.
Hates: When something possibly goes wrong, being told what to do.

Greatest strengths: Manipulative, brave.
Greatest weaknesses: totally nuts, irresponsible, tends to stand around
while plot happens elsewhere.
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Did you know?: The Bubsy cartoon pilot wasn't the lowest point in his career?
Bubsy 3D managed to make him look and sound even worse.
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Name: Kevin Keene
AKA: Game Master; Lame Master; Captain Ninny
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"What a concept!"

Kevin Keene was just your average American teenager until he became so good at videogames that Reality collapsed
upon itself and flung him into Video Land, a parallel universe where Nintendo is God. There he met the local Fan Service:
Lana, the princess of Video Land, who waged a hopless passive resistance against the evil entity Mother Brain.
Like any normal teenager, Kevin decided to stay with the chick and do fuck all in lieu of going back to do his chores.

Nationality: American-born Vid-Landian
Occupation: Professional Gamer/Leader of the N-Team

Likes: Cheating in order to win
Loves: Referencing video games
Dislikes: Kid Icarus, I mean, who doesn't
Hates: Having to clean his room

Greatest Strength: His weapon dickery skills are unmatched
Greatest Weakness: Is not a team player; His favorite category is sports
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DID YOU KNOW... Samus was an outright pedophile in the Capain N comics
and somehow still turned out worse in Metroid: Other M?
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DAC
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Name: Ryan Sohmer
AKA: Rayne Summers, NotBald
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"Here's my sexume."
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Ryan Sohmer is pretty much perfect in every way. Capable of seducing any unnamed women and incapable of having bad things happen to him, Ryan spends most of his time getting into wacky hijinks that involve him getting hot poon. He also has a high paying job at a large corporation, though he never does any work because he gets too much pussy to focus on menial labor. He also has a strangely large posse that are completely willing to help him when he's looking to smash some snatch, including a child he doesn't take care so he can walk around with a stereotypical British orphan. He's also really funny and smart and has so much hair and money and everything about him is really big and he is really good at the bedroom tango. Ryan also has lots of sex with tons of women ALL THE TIME.

Nationality: All CanadianAmerican white guy
Occupation: Comic "writer"

Likes: Being free to do what he wants
Loves: Fucking women
Dislikes: Not fucking women
Hates: When people don't watch him fuck women

Greatest Strength: His "Instrument of Indescribable Ecstasy"
Greatest Weakness: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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DID YOU KNOW... Ryan actually pitched the idea for a LICD cartoon to Teletoon, AKA the company that funded Crash Canyon and My Life Me? Better still, his concept would be blatantly stolen and used in the show The Dating Guy. This is hilarious on too many levels to count.
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Name: Savage Dragon
AKA Dragon, Savage Squirrel, Glomping Creature
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Savage Dragon is police officer in freak-invested city of Chicago
(and by freaks we mean mutants and not Chicagoians themselves #takethat2014)
He's roided up green thing who glomps criminals and fights evil Overlord
known as... Overlord and his gang of bizarre things. Dragon is actually one
of the best policemen in Chicago and he comes in terms with everyone
except that Niceman guy. He's based on a comic book or something.

Nationality: American, though his origin is unknown.
Occupation Police Officer

Likes: Being alone, his work
Loves: Glomping the fuck out of criminals
Dislikes: Barbarian and She-Dragon, two boring filler freaks.
Hates: Windows, Doors and Overlord

Greatest Strength: He's a heavy guy so one glomp can take down a huge one.
Greatest Weakness: He's pretty gullible
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DID YOU KNOW... that spiked lizard thing from the comics was really hot. Sue me.
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Name: Theevan
AKA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Though little is known about him, and even less understood, Theevan makes a big impression with few words and plenty of action. Despite his crippling baldness and rubber organs, Theevan's quick reflexes and unending courage allows him to stop any foe, venture to any height, and do almost anything! Except bring back the vague, senile love of his life Meeya, which is apparently a big deal.

Nationality: Some low-poly video game land
Occupation: Bland Adventurer

Likes: Running, waving, and diving
Loves: Meeya
Dislikes: Goblins and Dragons
Hates: Being bald

Greatest Strength: His sudden inexplicable Kung Fu skills.
Greatest Weakness: His inability to follow the laws of physics.
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DID YOU KNOW... That Danan Thilakanathan, the creator of Theevan, described this movie as "the singular, physical manifestation of every thought and dream that was ever doomed to be stuck inside the mind of an insane man." After careful review, I can objectively say this is the most accurate statement in all of existence.
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Name: Louis Vincent Albano
AKA: Captain Lou Albano, Mario Mario
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'til the next time everybody, Do The Mario!
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The man who added the charm to awful series, at least when he
wasn't animated, Captain Lou Albano, is a wrestler, manager,
voice actor and annoying pop star's father figure and the
most respectable man out of actors of the repeating plumber.
Nobody knows what he's up to these days, but at least
we know that he can pint beers with his friend Danny
after a long time.

Nationality: Italian-Brooklyn-American
Occupation: Wrestler, Actor and Plumber

Likes: Managing, Roddy Piper, Doing Wacky Stuff.
Loves: Rubber bands, Wrestling, cheap hawaii shirts and Cyndi Lauper
Dislikes: Plumbing, George Steele interrupting him.
Hates: People who don't listen to his songs and that
he was not allowed to voice himself on Hulk Hogan's Rock N' Wrestling.

Greatest Strength: Obscure Dressing Style and amazing dancing skills.
Greatest Weakness: Pasta Jokes
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DID YOU KNOW... He and Danny loved every second of doing SMBSS.
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Gotta bring it back.

Name: Bluster Kong
AKA: Bluster the Benevolent
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An irresistable is what i am, baby
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Bluster Kong is the employer and COO of Kongo Bongo
Island Barrel Factory, who eagerly waits to get his mother's money and
take Candy on a date. However the former is always made impossible
by big hairy ape Donkey Kong, who has intelligence of a banana but
is future ruler of island according to some mumbo jumbo. Bluster
seems to love himself more than Candy and wants to be The Hero
and gain a good reputation in a way or another, like doing good deeds,
but in the end just pisses everyone off because that's morality of the show.

Nationality: Rarewareian Siimiformes
Occupation: Chief Operating Officer of Barrel Factory and Ladies Man

Likes: Doing good deeds, Donkey Kong (briefly), When people talk about him and mirrors.
Loves: Candy, his mommy's money, himself.
Dislikes: Loss of his hair, Kremlings
Hates: That Beavering Babboon Donkey Kong and his mumbo jumbo prophecy, Labour and getting dumped.

Greatest Strength: Bluster has incredible ability to get all the attention focus on him,
he also can stole important artifacts with huge toupee on and become asskicker at certain
cases.
Greatest Weakness: He becomes "spineless worm" whenever he is being threatened by
kremlings or something that will affect his good looks.
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DID YOU KNOW... He might be related to Swanky Kong
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