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Goodbye Messages
Topic Started: Jan 22 2013, 12:03 AM (47 Views)
Linus van Pelt
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The people that are evicted would really like some messages, so make sure to write them here (even if they're insulting).
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Calvin
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GOOD BYE MESSAGES TO THE EVICTED...

1. Joanie

Okay, I don't know if you'll get this, but if you do... I'm not sorry I evicted you. You may have been out first, but I'll have you know, I'm glad you've been voted out! Power to G.R.O.S.S., Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS all the way! And one other thing, how dare you disrespect the god that is Bucky Katt! All hail Bucky Katt, he is our God and Savior! One other thing, don't let the door hit you on the way out! Good bye, and I hope you never come back!

2. Megan

In case this happens... I'm really sorry that you've been voted off Megan. But if it makes you feel any better, I didn't vote for you. BUT... it probably won't matter anyway, because it's still power to G.R.O.S.S., Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS! I know you tried so hard to be here, but let's face it, I'm still against girls! If you've read my comics, you would know this! Well, I'm sorry to see you go, but at the same time, I'm not sorry. Power to G.R.O.S.S.! Oh, and one more thing, hail Bucky Katt, for he is our God and Savior!
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Calvin
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I know I technically haven't voted, but I'm going to write my good bye message to Annie...

Annie...

YOU ARE THE SADDEST, PATHETIC PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN! YOU TRULY THINK THAT WE CAN STICK WITH A KIDS' CLIQUE? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG! I was going to eventually betray you and Jazmine, because of G.R.O.S.S.! Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS! This is the best club in the cosmos! Annie, you are too nice for this game, and I think you should be kicked out! Bucky Katt is our God and Savior, you can say that much!

Also, one more thing...

(Sings to the tune of "House is Freakin' Sweet" from Family Guy, which is a parody of the Annie musical number "I'm Gonna Like It Here")

I may be safe tonight,

And you are out, good night!

And G.R.O.S.S. has dominated!
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Calvin
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To Wanda...

Just so you know, I did vote out Loretta. Even if any of the other girls were put up against you, you would have been safe. HOWEVER! If any of the other boys had been put up, I'd vote against you! Besides, I don't care if any of the girls won! All I want to see is the girls falling from their perch one by one! Power to G.R.O.S.S.! Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS! So, HA! I can't wait to see a whole decimation of the girls! By the way, if you see Megan, tell her that I'm happy she went down! No regrets! Also, Bucky Katt is our God and Savior!

To Loretta...

You hog the freaking posts! ALL THE FREAKING TIME! What do you want to be, the attention bore? Well, either way, who cares? This is all part of my plot of G.R.O.S.S.! Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS! This is, in my opinion, one of my biggest moves yet! If you really think you had a chance to stay, you have another thing coming! Bucky Katt is our God and Savior, and you have the nerve to not believe in that rule! So, good-bye, and may you never taint this house! HA HA HA!
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Calvin
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Message to George Wilson...

Just so you know, I did vote Cathy. HOWEVER, if anybody else except for the girls were up there, I probably would have voted you out. Sorry, but that's just the way I roll! I never wanted an alliance with you, I remain loyal to our God and Savior, Bucky Katt! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR RULER! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THROWING OUR GOD AND SAVIOR UNDER THAT BUS! I'm hurt, Mr. Wilson. I truly am. But I think I can "cut" my loss. Good bye, buddy!

Message to Cathy...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! POWER TO GROSS! If you even READ my comic strip, you'll KNOW I'm against all the girls on this team! Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS, that's the club's name! Cathy, you are disgusting, not funny, and you TALK TOO MUCH! According to your comic. I hope you die in a radiator accident! Also, ALL HAIL BUCKY KATT, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE HIS EPICNESS! ALL HAIL BUCKY KATT!
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Calvin
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To Dogbert...

Sorry you got evicted over me, but maybe it was for the better. As you said, you never really had time to play around. But we understand the reason why you can't be active, and at least you told us that you tried to be with us, but can't seem to find the time to do so. I usually talk about just some things like 'Bucky Katt is our ruler and savior', but I figured... you're not a person who needs that. Dogbert, you're one of the people who's okay in my books. Dogbert, if getting evicted over me is what you want, I don't mind. Just one thing... when the lynch mob talks to you, tell them I'm not here!
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Message to Cathy...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! POWER TO GROSS! If you even READ my comic strip, you'll KNOW I'm against all the girls on this team! Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS, that's the club's name! Cathy, you are disgusting, not funny, and you TALK TOO MUCH! According to your comic. I hope you die in a radiator accident! Also, ALL HAIL BUCKY KATT, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE HIS EPICNESS! ALL HAIL BUCKY KATT!

Message to Jon...

I really didn't want to see you go, Jon. You were probably one of the best! I mean, I will admit, you did make a great move. However, I believe that's what costed you in the end. However, my loyalties are not with Dick... but with my God and Savior, Bucky Katt! He is our God, he is our Ruler, he is our Savior! And you dare insult him! I'm only voting you off because you kept accusing Bucky Katt, our God and Savior, of being your pet cat! You are not Rob Wilco, buddy! Get the heck out! Also, if you make it to pre-jury, say hi to the lynch mob that's after me. If you make jury... well, consider yourself the first member of the jury lynch mob after me. That's about it. Good luck.
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Posting good-bye message to Dick Tracy real quick...

Dick, you were great, but not awesome. But Bucky Katt is my God and Savior, and loyalties lie with him! So, I AM WORSHIPPING BUCKY, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY ABOUT IT! HA HA HA!

Message to myself...

Well... this is awkward.
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